2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

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2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE


7:00 p.m. Opening flag burning.

7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 p.m. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 p.m. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 p.m. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan
Sarandon.

9:00 p.m. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.

9:40 p.m. Why I Hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.

9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "The Truth In Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 p.m. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the Trade Center"

10:30 p.m. Nomination of Hillary Clinton for President by Makmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.

11:05 p.m. Senator Obama nominated for Vice President.

11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.

11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Clinton.

12:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 p.m. Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.