Iron Lung
04-21-2007, 07:28 PM
Toronto has 1 legit ball player, and i bet you can guess who he is...Rest of the squad is garbage, and have no clue how to win a playoff game in the 4th quarter...Dirty Jersey has more experience, better athletes, better defenders...
Nets in 5
Miami looked shaky defending the perimiter as well as finding deng off the P&ROLL...Heinrich had a horrible game battling foul trouble, charging calls mostly it seemed...i think he finsished with 2 points...Miami has no depth, and the little depth they do have is over the hill in an embarrasing fasion...Payton,Jones,Mourning,Walker... wow kinda reminds me of the '95 olympics bench......With that said, i beleive wade should have shut it down for the season, and made a selfish move in coming back....In the great words of jorge sadono " regular season means nothing, Riles will flip the old switch, and life will be right again "... Sorry jorge, and heat fans alike, but CHI-TOWN
wins this series at home in game 7....
Bulls in 7
The Cleveland Cavs....There really isnt much there, a bunch of bench guys throwing the ball around with " LLLEEEBBBRRROOONNN "..ahhh i love how he says that...Larry hughes has been a disapointment for the most part..Benefiting from the double teams of Allen Iverson,Michael Jordan, and now James....Big Z is a slouch 80% of the time, i still have no clue who drew gooden is, and hopes and dreams dont make up for lack of defensive intensity, slow methotical half court basketball....and washington is no solid squad with Butler, Agent zero aka hibatchi aka david copperfield of trash talk aka DComedian aka ..............I have sincere pitty for any human who has to witness these 4 games first hand...
Cleveland in 4
Now to the motor city... Sheed is going to abuse ariza,milicic,howard on the perimter, MCDIGGITYDYESS should average 13/6....Mr Big shot is going to be just that and finish his last season as a piston with MVP status...Rip hamilton will continue to abuse the orlando magic with his off the ball hustle,positioning...The magic are a 20-62 squad out west, how they made the eastern confrence playoffs is beyond me as well..Jameer nelson is a solid guy, a guy i would have liked to see coming off of denvers bench, but kiki felt he needed to blow that pick and trade it for a future pick that was 4 slots lower than the pick origanally tradedHilarious! Anyway you get the picture
Detroit in 4
WESTERN CONFRENCE
Mark Cuban has done something very unique and innivative with this team, and the coaching staff is sharpe as well...Not alot not to like about this team, other than them not posessing a TRUE bigman, or a player with killer instinct....They will do what they do, and GS will not have an answer for any of it...Baron davis is a top 10 PG in this league, I feel Richardson is an overrated guy..He is a spot up shooter who takes too many threes, but can jump out of the gym...Very similair to J.R Smith....big Al Harrington is nice, but just cant take over a series, especially in the wild wild west...
Dallas in 5
This prediction will come with a hearty serving of bias,and hatred toward the Utah Jazz.... Kirilinko is banged up, Okur's jumper doesn't fall all the time, and he cant play on the post...Juwan howard makes a living in the post, and Yao has averaged like 35 against Utah...That alone leads me to beleive this is Houston's series to lose... I am a huge fan of the Rafer Alston, T-MAC back court, and battier, a proven defensive player who is heady in crunch situation..now knocking down the three...Bonzi Wells will come to play with his " Time to get paid "performance..That is if VG lets him on the floor....
Rockets in 6
Kobe Bryant is an amazing player..But he will need to average 83 a game in this series..Raja Bell grows a chub when he gets a chance to gaurd Bryant, and does a decent job..Also Bell makes Bryant work on the other end....Nash is fantastic but is not the MVP...Just give the damn thing to Kobe already..Please.... Kobe gets his hardware,Suns get the series...
Suns in 5
I think i have expressed my feelings on NBA officiating during the playoffs...And what it comes down to is melo getting hacked to peices down low, and refs grubbing on whistles...Anthony will get frustrated, and start playing like a high schooler...I love melo, but if things arent going his way, he likes to pout and play awful..other than make the situation benefit him by working harder, and playing smarter....A.I will make a difference, but of only 1 win...Camby will star in the sequal to unbreakable..Appearing as Mr glass, and we will be over powered down low despite Nene's great play of late..I dont Trust Kleiza, J.R Smith to put up 15 a peice.., and Najera isnt the headiest guy, especially in the playoffs ask cuban.....Duncan will cry, Popavich will provide excellent eye candy while Ginobli let's the elbo's fly, and the nuggets 06,07 campaign ends in frustration with only 1 answer....
Spurs in 6
Nets in 5
Miami looked shaky defending the perimiter as well as finding deng off the P&ROLL...Heinrich had a horrible game battling foul trouble, charging calls mostly it seemed...i think he finsished with 2 points...Miami has no depth, and the little depth they do have is over the hill in an embarrasing fasion...Payton,Jones,Mourning,Walker... wow kinda reminds me of the '95 olympics bench......With that said, i beleive wade should have shut it down for the season, and made a selfish move in coming back....In the great words of jorge sadono " regular season means nothing, Riles will flip the old switch, and life will be right again "... Sorry jorge, and heat fans alike, but CHI-TOWN
wins this series at home in game 7....
Bulls in 7
The Cleveland Cavs....There really isnt much there, a bunch of bench guys throwing the ball around with " LLLEEEBBBRRROOONNN "..ahhh i love how he says that...Larry hughes has been a disapointment for the most part..Benefiting from the double teams of Allen Iverson,Michael Jordan, and now James....Big Z is a slouch 80% of the time, i still have no clue who drew gooden is, and hopes and dreams dont make up for lack of defensive intensity, slow methotical half court basketball....and washington is no solid squad with Butler, Agent zero aka hibatchi aka david copperfield of trash talk aka DComedian aka ..............I have sincere pitty for any human who has to witness these 4 games first hand...
Cleveland in 4
Now to the motor city... Sheed is going to abuse ariza,milicic,howard on the perimter, MCDIGGITYDYESS should average 13/6....Mr Big shot is going to be just that and finish his last season as a piston with MVP status...Rip hamilton will continue to abuse the orlando magic with his off the ball hustle,positioning...The magic are a 20-62 squad out west, how they made the eastern confrence playoffs is beyond me as well..Jameer nelson is a solid guy, a guy i would have liked to see coming off of denvers bench, but kiki felt he needed to blow that pick and trade it for a future pick that was 4 slots lower than the pick origanally tradedHilarious! Anyway you get the picture
Detroit in 4
WESTERN CONFRENCE
Mark Cuban has done something very unique and innivative with this team, and the coaching staff is sharpe as well...Not alot not to like about this team, other than them not posessing a TRUE bigman, or a player with killer instinct....They will do what they do, and GS will not have an answer for any of it...Baron davis is a top 10 PG in this league, I feel Richardson is an overrated guy..He is a spot up shooter who takes too many threes, but can jump out of the gym...Very similair to J.R Smith....big Al Harrington is nice, but just cant take over a series, especially in the wild wild west...
Dallas in 5
This prediction will come with a hearty serving of bias,and hatred toward the Utah Jazz.... Kirilinko is banged up, Okur's jumper doesn't fall all the time, and he cant play on the post...Juwan howard makes a living in the post, and Yao has averaged like 35 against Utah...That alone leads me to beleive this is Houston's series to lose... I am a huge fan of the Rafer Alston, T-MAC back court, and battier, a proven defensive player who is heady in crunch situation..now knocking down the three...Bonzi Wells will come to play with his " Time to get paid "performance..That is if VG lets him on the floor....
Rockets in 6
Kobe Bryant is an amazing player..But he will need to average 83 a game in this series..Raja Bell grows a chub when he gets a chance to gaurd Bryant, and does a decent job..Also Bell makes Bryant work on the other end....Nash is fantastic but is not the MVP...Just give the damn thing to Kobe already..Please.... Kobe gets his hardware,Suns get the series...
Suns in 5
I think i have expressed my feelings on NBA officiating during the playoffs...And what it comes down to is melo getting hacked to peices down low, and refs grubbing on whistles...Anthony will get frustrated, and start playing like a high schooler...I love melo, but if things arent going his way, he likes to pout and play awful..other than make the situation benefit him by working harder, and playing smarter....A.I will make a difference, but of only 1 win...Camby will star in the sequal to unbreakable..Appearing as Mr glass, and we will be over powered down low despite Nene's great play of late..I dont Trust Kleiza, J.R Smith to put up 15 a peice.., and Najera isnt the headiest guy, especially in the playoffs ask cuban.....Duncan will cry, Popavich will provide excellent eye candy while Ginobli let's the elbo's fly, and the nuggets 06,07 campaign ends in frustration with only 1 answer....
Spurs in 6