The Rohirrim "NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE" Thread

[BroncoBuff]

Rohirrim started this in another thread, and I think it will make the meaningless pall of dead time that will hang over us for the next three weeks before the Draft go faster, so....


Name that movie:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

"E.T. phone home."

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
- "Security."

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

"I'll be back."

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous plot we have ever had to face."

" I'll have what she's having."

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

"Use the Force, Luke."

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"R-o-s-e-b-u-d."

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"Show me the money!"

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."

"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"

- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

"You talkin' to me?"

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."

"The horror...the horror."

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

"Get away from her, you b****!"

"Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

- "Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
- "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
- "I want you to hold it between your knees."

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Round up the usual suspects."
AND
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

[BroncoBuff]

I'll guess the first half:

Name that movie:
"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."
ALL from Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard (1950) Gloria Swanson, Bill Holden, Eric von Stroheim ... and a howl of a role for a pre-Dragnet Jack Webb.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
too easy

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"
The Graduate (1968) .... I just saw a film that purported to be the real-life "The Graduate" on HBO. Can't remember the tile, but not bad. Jennifer Aniston is a real actress - she carried the film. Also Kevin Costner and Shirley MacLaine

"E.T. phone home."
too easy

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."
Part II ... by Hyman Roth, the thinly-veiled Meyer Lansky character - played by Pacino's mentor/teacher Lee Strasberg. Ro, you couldda used the line, "smaller piece," and I wouldda got it! ;D

- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
That's from The Simpsons, Ro! :~ohyah!:

- "Security."
Glengarry Glenross. David Mamet rocks.

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."
c'mon, too easy.

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Armin Meuller-Stahl to Ed Harris in The Third Miracle ... excellent film about the Roman Catholic beatification process.

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind ... with a spot-on Southern belle accent, too. Not bad for an English blueblood girl...
"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Albert Finney ... Network

"Go ahead, make my day."
too easy ... well, Magnum Force.

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Last line in Doctor Strangelove, or How I Leaned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Peter Sellers was great in three roles. George C. Scott was wonderful, too. Little known fact: Slim Pickens original line was, "boy, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all this stuff." But JFK was assasinated during post-production, so they looped in the word "Vegas" instead. Also - Peter Sellers was set to play the Slim Pickens B-52 pilot role too, until very shortly before they started shooting. I'm glad they brought Slim in ...

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
same as above ... George C. Scott. ** EDIT ** - noipe, Sellers as the President

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

Brando to Lee J. Cobb in the back seat of a limo in On the Waterfront. Almost too easy.

"I'll be back."
The Terminator, among others...

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous plot we have ever had to face."
Sterling Hayden in Dr Strangelove

" I'll have what she's having."
Estelle Reiner, Carl's wife and Rob's mother, in When Harry Met Sally. Anybody who thought Meg Ryan's ... er, climax ... was good? You GOTTA see "The Sentinel," a 1977 horror film by Michael Winner. Beverly D'Angelo's climax scene is the best non-porn porn scene ever. Also look for the first ever (or very nearly first ever) speaking roles for Jeff Goldblum, Jerry Orbach, John Spencer, Christopher Walken, Tom Berenger, and D'Angelo. All bit parts.

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"Right in the lumberyard, Danny."


Too many .... I'll stop there.
NICE THREAD! Er ... post. Make a thread of this .... ???

[BroncoBuff]

Next:

BroncoBuff, "Go ahead, make my day" was Sudden Impact. Magnum Force had "You have to ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Sorry, the "feeling lucky" quote was Dirty Harry, my bad.

[BroncoBuff]

By BroncoBuff:
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That's from The Simpsons, Ro!

- "Security."
Glengarry Glenross. David Mamet rocks. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Wrong! ;D Those two lines go together, from Billy Wilder's Some Like it Hot Remember? After Jack Lemmon tells Tony Curtis that the rich guy has proposed?



By BroncoBuff:
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Armin Meuller-Stahl to Ed Harris in The Third Miracle ... excellent film about the Roman Catholic beatification process. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Wrong again. ;D Duck Soup, said by Groucho.

My bad ... but they're close, I'll bet.

[SoCalBronco]

"Watch where you're going you dumbass"

"Double dumbass on you"

[BroncoBuff]

To BroncoBuff

"I'm mad as hell . . ." Peter Finch, not Finney.

[BroncoBuff]

NAME THE MOVIE:



"My father ... never liked you."



"They shouldda sent a poet..."



"I don't want neutral - I want dead."



"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."



"Smaller piece"



"Nature will start again. Probably with the bees."



"I feel the need .... the NEED for SPEED."



"You don't care about death .... becaue you're already dead."

[cutthemdown]

NAME THE MOVIE:



"My father ... never liked you." Chevy Chase to Ted Knight in Caddyshack.



"They shouldda sent a poet..."



"I don't want neutral - I want dead."



"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing



"Smaller piece"



"Nature will start again. Probably with the bees." Deep Impact?



"I feel the need .... the NEED for SPEED."[/i]Tom Cruise and the guy from ER in TOP GUN



[i]"You don't care about death .... becaue you're already dead."

dont know the other ones

[BroncoBuff]

All correct except "Deep Impact." :thumbsup:

[cutthemdown]

Oh wait thats Wargames not deep impact.

[cutthemdown]

1- My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

2-I figure a mans only good for one oath at a time, and I took my oath to the Confederate States of America.

3-Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.

[BroncoBuff]

1- My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Bill Murray as the Gonzo Journalist, Where the Buffalo Roam

I'm reading "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail: 1972" right now.

[Clockwork Orange]

"I don't want neutral - I want dead."

That one's from Die Hard if I'm not mistaken.

[BroncoBuff]

That one's from Die Hard if I'm not mistaken.

:thumbsup: ... Alexander Gudonov to Alan Rickman

[BroncoBuff]

Oh wait thats Wargames not deep impact.

:thumbsup: A teenaged Ally Sheedy, of all people.

[cutthemdown]

1- My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Bill Murray as the Gonzo Journalist, Where the Buffalo Roam

I'm reading "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail: 1972" right now.

think bluto

[BroncoBuff]

Wow .... I think it's BOTH.

[cutthemdown]

Wow .... I think it's BOTH.

That could be whole other thread. Same quote, different movie.

[DennisSmithHOF]

3-Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.[/QUOTE]


That one is from The Outlaw Josey Wales, isn't it?

[cutthemdown]

3-Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.


That one is from The Outlaw Josey Wales, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

yes my all time favorite Clint Eastwood character.

[cutthemdown]

They're Afghani freedom fighters! They're on our side! WE'RE AMERICANS!

[DennisSmithHOF]

They're Afghani freedom fighters! They're on our side! WE'RE AMERICANS!

Spies Like Us

[cutthemdown]

Spies Like Us

I thought that one would be funny considering that was the 80's when Soviets were the evil ones and Islamic freedom fighters were the future Taliban lol.

[DennisSmithHOF]

I thought that one would be funny considering that was the 80's when Soviets were the evil ones and Islamic freedom fighters were the future Taliban lol.

That movie is hilarious. I love when they are taking the test at the beginning.

[RhymesayersDU]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Could be an obscure Clerks reference, but I doubt it

"E.T. phone home."
E.T.

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."
Wallstreet

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."
On The Waterfront

"I'll be back."
T2

" I'll have what she's having."
When Harry Met Sally

"Use the Force, Luke."
Star Wars... One of them

"Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."
The Wizard of Oz

"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"
The Shining ... Also The 'Shinning' Parody From The Simpsons

- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."
Chinatown

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
Goodfellas

"I'm the king of the world!"
Titanic

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."
Die Hard ... Also Super Troopers

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
The Graduate

[Rohirrim]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws

[Stormontheplains]

"Apple Pie causes Diarreaha?"

"Coffee is the life blood of all great coaches"

"John Denver is full of **** man!"

"Big news of the party, Barry sucked on his first booby for thirteen hours"

"And on the seventh day, god created the cheerleader and it was good"

[BMF Bronco]

"John Denver is full of **** man!"

Dumb and Dumber

[2KBack]

"Big news of the party, Barry sucked on his first booby for thirteen hours"

Wow, someone else Saw Grandma's Boy

[55CrushEm]

How about these......

1. "We are now on with Mighty Joint !"

2. "Your clothes....give them to me....NOW !"

3. "Everybody gotta die sometime, Red."

4. "My own brother....a goddamn sh*t-sucking vampire....wait'll I tell Mom, buddy!"

5. "I want more life.....f**ker !"

[55CrushEm]

And these.....

1. "Italians are funny people....they hold their d1cks more than n1qqers."

2. "Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."

3. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you......but I can run like the wind blows."

4. "Well, I guess he shoulda armed himself....if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

5. "And you.....music lover.....you're next."

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

[Garcia Bronco]

[QUOTE=BroncoBuff;1540552]NAME THE MOVIE:



"They shouldda sent a poet..." contact...




"I feel the need .... the NEED for SPEED."Top gun

[Old Dude]

How about these......

4. "My own brother....a goddamn sh*t-sucking vampire....wait'll I tell Mom, buddy!"



Lost Boys. Maybe the only reason that Joel Schumaker is still alive.

[BoiseBluTurf]

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4. "My own brother....a goddamn sh*t-sucking vampire....wait'll I tell Mom, buddy!"

Lost boys.

[55CrushEm]

A few more.....

1. "I coulda killed ya, Dick.....I coulda killed ya.......but I don't want to kill ya....I want to eat."

2. "Yeeeehaw......Jester's dead."

3. "Bunch of slack-jawed f@gg0ts around here.....this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

4. "It's not a tooo-mah !"

5. "Let's face it, Harry.....the 'Vette gets 'em wet."

[55CrushEm]

Last one......easy.....

1. "Now what he said was, 'Chopper, sick 'em boy'.....but what I heard was, 'Chopper....sick b@lls.'"

[55CrushEm]

Lost Boys. Maybe the only reason that Joel Schumaker is still alive.

Yep.

[Stormontheplains]

. "Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."
A Few Good Men

3. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you......but I can run like the wind blows." Forrest Gump

4. "Well, I guess he shoulda armed himself....if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." Unforgiven

1. "I coulda killed ya, Dick.....I coulda killed ya.......but I don't want to kill ya....I want to eat." Young Guns

[55CrushEm]

. "Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."
A Few Good Men

3. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you......but I can run like the wind blows." Forrest Gump

4. "Well, I guess he shoulda armed himself....if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." Unforgiven

1. "I coulda killed ya, Dick.....I coulda killed ya.......but I don't want to kill ya....I want to eat." Young Guns

Yep, yep, yep, and yep.......nice.

[55CrushEm]

2. "Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."


More of the quote goes pretty much like this....

"Ya know...it just occurred to me....she outranks you, doesn't she, Danny?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, listen close. There is nothing sexier than a women you have to salute in the morning....promote 'em all, I say.....cause this much is true.....if you haven't gotten a bl0wj0b from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."

:giggle:

[MileHighMagic]

"Wolfman doesn't have gnards."
"Kick em in the nuts!" "Do it!" "Do it!"
"Whoa, Wolfman's got gnards."

[GSRelyea]

This should be easy, but it was a great scene in a movie that kind of flew under the radar......w/ an oceans eleven type cast

Clifford Worley: I haven't seen Clarence.
Coccotti: You see that?
[Holding a clenched fist, then striking Clifford]
Coccotti: That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. ****s you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. Purple Cadillac. Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, you seen your son?
Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford Worley: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of sh*t I am.
Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that sh*t fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ni**ers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are ni**ers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****er gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are ni**ers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a ni**er, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-ni**er kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

[MechanicalBull]

Wow, someone else Saw Grandma's Boy

That makes 3 of us.

"Dude your bed is a car"

"Yeah but it's a f***ing sweet car"

[Steve Sewell]

"put That Coffee Down! The Coffee Is For Closers!"

[usedupbraids]

"put That Coffee Down! The Coffee Is For Closers!"

die...

[Steve Sewell]

die...

/wrists

[Rohirrim]

Try these:
“Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork.”


“Yes, I have taken my stab at the rasslin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a freshman here, eager for an upperclassman's counsel. However, just at the moment, I have drinking to do. Why don't you stop by my bungalow, which is number fifteen, later on this afternoon, and we will discuss rasslin' scenarios and other things lit'rary.”


“You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.”
Or
“Well, looks like hard times flushed out all the chumps.”


“Hold on! No ****ing way! You ****in' notice this? I got ****in' shot! I got ****in' shot in the face! I went and got the ****in' money; I got shot ****in' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six ****ing hours! I'm taking' that ****in' car! That ****er's mine! You ****ing asshole!”

[55CrushEm]

“Hold on! No ****ing way! You ****in' notice this? I got ****in' shot! I got ****in' shot in the face! I went and got the ****in' money; I got shot ****in' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six ****ing hours! I'm taking' that ****in' car! That ****er's mine! You ****ing a-hole!”

Steve Buschemi in "Fargo"

[c_lazy_r]

Last one......easy.....

1. "Now what he said was, 'Chopper, sick 'em boy'.....but what I heard was, 'Chopper....sick b@lls.'"

Stand by Me...Right?

[Rohirrim]

Steve Buschemi in "Fargo"

I think his nickname in that movie was "Chip." ;D

[BMF Bronco]

A few more.....

1. "I coulda killed ya, Dick.....I coulda killed ya.......but I don't want to kill ya....I want to eat." YOUNG GUNS

2. "Yeeeehaw......Jester's dead." TOP GUN

3. "Bunch of slack-jawed f@gg0ts around here.....this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!" ?????

4. "It's not a tooo-mah !" kINDERGARTEN COP
5. "Let's face it, Harry.....the 'Vette gets 'em wet." True Lies
see bolds

[c_lazy_r]

4. "It's not a tooo-mah !"

Is that from Kindergarten Cop?

[c_lazy_r]

3. "Bunch of slack-jawed f@gg0ts around here.....this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

Predator

[55CrushEm]

Stand by Me...Right?

Yes.

[55CrushEm]

see bolds

Yes.

[55CrushEm]

3. "Bunch of slack-jawed f@gg0ts around here.....this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

Predator

Yes.

[55CrushEm]

How about these......

1. "We are now on with Mighty Joint !"

2. "Your clothes....give them to me....NOW !"

3. "Everybody gotta die sometime, Red."

4. "My own brother....a goddamn sh*t-sucking vampire....wait'll I tell Mom, buddy!"

5. "I want more life.....****er !"

Answers....

1. Gregory Hines in History of the World
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
3. Tom Berenger in Platoon
4. Corey Haim in Lost Boys
5. Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

[GSRelyea]

Just like a young man, coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied...


Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.


Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.


My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!


Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.

[55CrushEm]

And these.....

1. "Italians are funny people....they hold their d1cks more than n1qqers."

2. "Of course, I'm a colonel....so I guess I'll have to go on taking cold showers, until they elect some gal president."

3. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you......but I can run like the wind blows."

4. "Well, I guess he shoulda armed himself....if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

5. "And you.....music lover.....you're next."

Answers....

1. Eddie Murphy in Raw
2. Jack Nickolson in A Few Good Men
3. Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump
4. Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven
5. Val Kilmer in Tombstone

[55CrushEm]

Just like a young man, coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied... John Malcovich (as "KGB") in Rounders


Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.


Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Chaz Palmenteri (as "Sonny") in A Bronx Tale

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!


Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

2 answers in bold.

[GSRelyea]

2 answers in bold.

Both Correct

[Clockwork Orange]

Just like a young man, coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied... John Malkovich in Rounders


Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa


Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast. A Bronx Tale


My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! John Cusack in Better Off Dead


Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.Sasha Baron Cohen in Borat

Don't recall the ball bearings one.

[GSRelyea]

Don't recall the ball bearings one.


Nice work clockwork, didn't think anyone would get Better Off Dead-

ball bearings is Fletch

[MechanicalBull]

1. If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

2. I'm only just beginning. From this night forward I'll use every means in my power to fight you!

3.Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?

4.C'mon, pug. Touch me, I'll sue.

5.You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite

[PLOWHORSE]

5 is from Reservior dogs. That is all.

[MechanicalBull]

5 is from Reservior dogs. That is all.

that is correct

[55CrushEm]

1. If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

2. I'm only just beginning. From this night forward I'll use every means in my power to fight you!

3.Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?

4.C'mon, pug. Touch me, I'll sue.

5.You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite

#4 is from Rocky 5.

[sisterhellfyre]

5. "I want more life.....****er !"

Rob Zombie, "More Human Than Human" :-)

Regards,
m.

[Old Dude]

The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.

[cutthemdown]

The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.

Addicted to love

[Inkana7]

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

[MechanicalBull]

#4 is from Rocky 5.

that is correct. So far 4 and 5 have been answered right

[watermock]

I wasn't watching but I heard Homer say this:

He was in prison wrongfully when he intended to be a guard.

Homer:"I am a sucker for some head"...I have no clue the context of that because I wasn't watching...I just went heh.

[Old Dude]

1. If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
...


Embarrassing, but I'm pretty sure this is from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

(I have kids, see. I wasn't really watching it for my own entertainment or anything.)

[MechanicalBull]

Embarrassing, but I'm pretty sure this is from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

(I have kids, see. I wasn't really watching it for my own entertainment or anything.)

Ding Ding you are right Old Dude it is from Wily Wonka.

[MechanicalBull]

1. If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. Willy Wonka--Old Dude got it

2. I'm only just beginning. From this night forward I'll use every means in my power to fight you! Robin Hood (Errol Flynn version)

3.Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Lost In Translation

4.C'mon, pug. Touch me, I'll sue. Rocky V--55CrushEm got it

5.You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite Reservoir Dogs--PlowHorse got it

Answers in Bold

[anthonypacino]

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

True Romance, written by Quentin Tarentino by the way