Cincy Mayor Mark Mallory: Worst Opening Pitch Ever?

[RhymesayersDU]

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[watermock]

He hit an ump in the family jewels and was ejected. heh.

I've seen some bad opening pitches, but jesus.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

That pitch was so bad that there should be a voting recall...ugh, how embarrassing

[Stormontheplains]

That was of the Chris Rock variety, "I was so bad, I got picked after the white kids"

[Atlas]

Man I felt bad for the guy. That was simply terrible.

[iforgotmypassword]

ha dumbass

[watermock]

More amusing is his behavior after it. Rubs his nose and looks for consolation...If that polititian had any balls besides the one he took out the ump with, he would of gone to him...instead he looked around like a scared doe. Nice suit tho...It's the suit's fault.

[Dukes]

Has he never thrown a baseball before? Seriously? Even unathletic kids learn to throw rocks

[Broncojef]

I liked who was it? eric Davis? his expression like Goddamn man you can't be serious...the look totally questioned the mayor's manhood. hahahaha

[epicSocialism4tw]

That poor guy must have been all nerves.

[GoHAM]

My three year old could have thrown a better pitch.

[Jens1893]

Striiiiiiiiiiiike 1

[missingnumber7]

Eric Davis was all WTF you drug me out here for this?

[MechanicalBull]

I posted that in the youtube thread a few days ago but it's still great. I love Eric Davis' reaction.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

At least he kept it down low - Sign 'em up O'Dowd.

[PRBronco]

Hahaha, I was gonna say nothing could be worse than Holly Hunter's opening pitch, but i think that actually was.

[Clockwork Orange]

I didn't know that Rick Ankiel was the mayor of Cincy.

[B-Love]

I didn't know that Rick Ankiel was the mayor of Cincy.

LMAO!!