Should Be A Fun Thread: Quote Something!

[RhymesayersDU]

Here's your chance to quote something... Anything!

Movie, Song, TV Show, Player, Coach, whatever! Leaves quotes which you found particularly funny. Extra points for audio or video!

I'll start with the quote that inspired this thread:

Marty McFly: Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?

Doc Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

[CSU Husker]

I dont roll on shabbas

[Los Broncos]

Reporter: What happend tonight Larry?

Larry Bird: We played like a bunch of women Hilarious!

[Victor]

H.I. McDunnough: "Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

[Bronx33]

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual." [Bill Murray]

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/stripes/digme.wav

[Pendejo]

"They'll never catch me. I'm ****ing innocent!"

-Jerry Dignan

[BroncoMan4ever]

I dont roll on shabbas

Props on ther Big Lebowski:notworthy

[BroncoMan4ever]

This one's for John!!

[Bronx33]

Psycho: Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.

Psycho: Now any of you homo's touch me... and I'll kill ya.

[SureShot]

Of all the jin joints in all the towns in the world and she walks into mine.

[Needa Pass Rush]

Faster, faster, faster... until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

Hunter S. Thompson

[Victor]

Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.

[Dukes]

"My mother hit me once, Once!"

[theAPAOps5]

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

-Napolean Bonaparte

[snowspot66]

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

[bronco610]

Lifes a b1tch and then you live with one, marry one, divorce one, give half of your stuff to one..........
Lifes not fair!!! So I cheat.
Rule no. 1. The boss is always right !
Rule no. 2. If the boss is wrong refer to rule no. 1.
Rule no. 3. If you point out the boss is wrong, you are fired !!!
Oh well...........
Not ness. quotes just my life philosophy.

[Crushaholic]

Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.

Han Solo: I can arrange that.

[BigPlayShay]

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

- Charles De Mar

[Killericon]

Newman!

[-Slap-]

Psycho: Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.

Psycho: Now any of you homo's touch me... and I'll kill ya.

Sergeant Hulka: "Lighten up Francis."

[Kaylore]

"If little faults proceeding on distemper shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye, when capital crimes, chewed, swallowed and digested appear before us?"

-King Henry V

William Shakespeare

[ludo21]

Do or do not, there is no try

Yoda

[Spider]

It is better to have your enemies inside the tent peeing outside , then your enemies outside the tent peeing in ......... LBJ....
dammit spider you mess with my satellite dish one more time ,I am calling the cops ........ Next door neighbor/Raider fan ........

[Killericon]

Spike Spiegel: They say hunger is the best spice.

[SouthStndJunkie]

'Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.'

-Sigmund Freud

[bronco610]

It is better to have your enemies inside the tent peeing outside , then your enemies outside the tent peeing in ......... LBJ....
dammit spider you mess with my satellite dish one more time ,I am calling the cops ........ Next door neighbor/Raider fan ........

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[-Slap-]

Baltasar Gracián~


"Aspire rather to be a hero than merely appear one."


"Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose."


"At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all."

[Tredici]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any longer.

[Kaylore]

A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.

[Jesterhole]

Ah alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

-Homer Simpson

[16-JakE-16]

those who stand for nothing fall for anything

[Bob's your Information Minister]

“They're talented, big-time linemen, but they cheat. They get by with murder. That's the truth, too. I hear everybody griping about ours, but these are the worst holders I ever saw in my life. They get by with more holding than any team in this league, and it's starting to aggravate me a little bit. Because it's outlandish.”

- Larry Coyer

[cbs1177]

my sig of course and these

some days you are the statue; some days you are the bird

you have one life to live, if you work it right, that is the only one you will ever need.

[bronco610]

“They're talented, big-time linemen, but they cheat. They get by with murder. That's the truth, too. I hear everybody griping about ours, but these are the worst holders I ever saw in my life. They get by with more holding than any team in this league, and it's starting to aggravate me a little bit. Because it's outlandish.”

- Larry Coyer

Bob? is that you bob? I thought you were gone for a year. Who forgave the bet? Surely you would not welch?

[cbs1177]

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[Bob's your Information Minister]

Baltasar Gracián~

at eighty a nothing at all."


This one pisses me off.

[theAPAOps5]

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They are who we thought they were. :strong:

Easily one of the best meltdowns ever!

[-Slap-]

This one pisses me off.

Because you're already nothing.

[bronco610]

This one pisses me off.

WELCHER !!!!!!!!!!!

[theAPAOps5]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[cbs1177]

They are who we thought they were. :strong:

Easily one of the best meltdowns ever!

I figured on a video reference for that quote would catch the essence of it all. :rofl:

[-Slap-]

From The Third Man~

Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

[BroncoBuff]

Jules: "I'M A MUSHROOM-CLOUD LAYIN' MOTHER-FATHER, MOTHER-FATHER!
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3522/printedhe6.jpg

[Houshyamama]

Trainspotting -

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed -up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

[MechanicalBull]

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/invisible_297/image_03a.jpg

[MechanicalBull]

"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."--Hank Aaron

"I asked him the most important question that I think you could ask -- if he had ever seen 'Caddyshack"--Jesse Ventura asking the Dalai Lama the all important question

[55CrushEm]

There are so many good quotes from Mel Brooks' "History of the World".....

1. King Louis: "You don't put out, he don't get out.....it's hump or death....hump, death, hump, death.....hurry, your time is running out!"
Lady: "All right, all right !! HUMP !!"
King Louis: "Good, I'm glad you thought it over!"

2. "It's good to be 'da King."

3. Mel Brooks: "My name is Comicus. I'm a stand up philosopher."
Lady: "I'm Meriam. I'm a vestal virgin."
Mel Brooks (looking at camera): "I'm REALLY sorry to hear that." Ha!

[Play2win]

"I'm your Huckleberry"

- Doc Holliday TOMBSTONE

[cutthemdown]

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin.

[55CrushEm]

Adrian: "But Rocky, the doctor said you could go blind."

Rocky: "Ain't nobody goin' blind. I see great. I see like a beagle." Ha!

[cmhargrove]

From today's Denver Post:
Footnotes
Defensive end Kenard Lang knows the Broncos might address his position in the early rounds of the draft. "As long as the (coaches) say I'm cool, I'm all right," Lang said. "I know how to fight for that last biscuit on the table."

[55CrushEm]

Gazzo: "So Rock, how much did you clear after your last fight?"

Rocky: "Hey, I just got married in here."

Gazzo: "I know. But how much?"

Rocky: "About 37 grand."

Gazzo: "37 grand...yeah taxes kill you. Have you thought about investing in condominiums?"

Rocky: "Condominiums?"

Gazzo: "Yeah, there safe."

Rocky (quietly): "I never use 'em."

[RaiderH8r]

Washington DC is a city of northern charm and southern efficiency
-JFK

Who's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa or is it Spanky? Sinner.
-Tommy Boy

And the coup de gras, the best of the best. Best movie ever...

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You GOT that?
-Ash

[Rohirrim]

From The Third Man~

Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

One of my all time faves. :thumbsup:

[Rock Chalk]

"But they're gunna kill her!"
"Better her than me"

[jonny1]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas . . .

how he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

Groucho

and continues . . .

"Then we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded so firmly, we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuscalloosa, but that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about."

"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed yet . . . but we're going back again in a couple of weeks!"

[kamakazi_kal]

winthorp: looking good billy ray
valentine: feeling good winthorp

Trading Places

[Popcorn Sutton]

"I've got my family to feed." - Latrell Sprewell on why he rejected a three-year, $21 million contract extension from the Timberwolves in 2004

[Rohirrim]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone



"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Colonel Kilgore



"Ignorance is the parent of fear."
Herman Melville



"Miss Jean Louise, Mr. Arthur Radley. I believe he already knows you."
Atticus Finch

[Jason7730]

"We have them right where we want them"
Keith Bishop on the Cleveland 2 yd. line before "The Drive"

[Old Dude]

From Time Bandits:

[Evil Genius ].... Slugs! [The Supreme Being] created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.

[Hogan11]

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool" - Lester Bangs by way of Phillip Seymore Hoffman in Almost Famous

[Rohirrim]

"Stand up, children. Your father is passin'."
Reverend Sykes

[55CrushEm]

Bill Murray: "Now I'd like to give a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe.....Sgt. Hulka".

Sgt Hulka: "Hehehe.....[]....now you'd better hit them bunks, my little babies....or Sgt. Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can shove it up your a$$ !"

[kamakazi_kal]

Private!!!!!! what is your major malfunction

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HUH, Charlie don't surf

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I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning

[55CrushEm]

John Larroquette in Stripes (Capt. Stillman), as he's looking at a shower full of naked women...

"Oh God, I wish I was loofah."

[Hogan11]

John Larroquette in Stripes (Capt. Stillman), as he's looking at a shower full of naked women...

"Oh God, I wish I was loofah."

Stripes eh? my fave line from it was this:

John Candy as Ox getting off the bus at boot camp: "I sure hope this is the mess hall!" ( to Stillman, observing his Captain insignia): "How's it goin', Eisenhower?"

For a movie that had so many more memorable lines, that right there always made me laugh the hardest....just the look on Larroquette's face after the Eisenhower comment...it kills me everytime.

[clarkster]

big hitter the llama...

[clarkster]

go **** yourself san diego

[55CrushEm]

Stripes eh? my fave line from it was this:

John Candy as Ox getting off the bus at boot camp: "I sure hope this is the mess hall!" ( to Stillman, observing his Captain insignia): "How's it goin', Eisenhower?"

For a movie that had so many more memorable lines, that right there always made me laugh the hardest....just the look on Larroquette's face after the Eisenhower comment...it kills me everytime.

That WAS a great line......LOL

[orange 4 life]

Psycho: Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.

Psycho: Now any of you homo's touch me... and I'll kill ya.

lighten up francis :thumbsup:

[orange 4 life]

Stripes eh? my fave line from it was this:

John Candy as Ox getting off the bus at boot camp: "I sure hope this is the mess hall!" ( to Stillman, observing his Captain insignia): "How's it goin', Eisenhower?"

For a movie that had so many more memorable lines, that right there always made me laugh the hardest....just the look on Larroquette's face after the Eisenhower comment...it kills me everytime.

its one of the all time great comedies, and the quotes are plentiful, but here's my fave.

recruiter: are either of you homosexual?

bill murray: do you mean like flaming?

recruiter: its just one of those questions we have to ask

harold ramis: no, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

that one probably gives me the biggest laugh.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course - Hank Aaron

[orange 4 life]

ps- hope all is well my friend. cant wait to see you and sass this upcoming season. it should be a fun one. hopefully ill be able to sit and walk without pain!!!

i havent been around much lately with the surgery and everything else going on in life, but its good to be have been able to drop in a few times the last couple days.

all the best,
jake

[orange 4 life]

winthorp: looking good billy ray
valentine: feeling good winthorp

Trading Places

sorry to be picky, but it was actually "feeling good LEWIS".

i loved that movie too. :thumbsup:

[Spider]

pluming breaks in Spiders house .......
Spider: Dont worry honey , we dont need a plummer I can fix it .....
Spiders wife: Hello AAA pluming and heating .......He is at it again .......

[orange 4 life]

Hilarious! LOL

[smalltowngrll]

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

"As you wish" Westley ... ahhhh, Westley! ;)



Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

[Spider]

Dont worry honey , I know what I am doing ...Spider before something goes really bad ;D

[55CrushEm]

From Saving Private Ryan......

Tom Hanks: "We're going to Nuville (sp?)."

Upham: "But sir. There are a lot of Germans in Nuville."

Hanks: "Do you have a problem with that?"

Upham: "No, but sir, I make maps and I translate."

Hanks: "I NEED someone who can speak French and German. My guy was killed."

Upham: "But sir, I haven't held a weapon since basic training."

Hanks: "Did you FIRE the weapon in basic training?"

Upham: "Uh, yes."

Hanks: "Well, get your gear."



I love that exchange.

[Hogan11]

its one of the all time great comedies, and the quotes are plentiful, but here's my fave.

recruiter: are either of you homosexual?

bill murray: do you mean like flaming?

recruiter: its just one of those questions we have to ask

harold ramis: no, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

that one probably gives me the biggest laugh.

Ha!

That's the same part where they ask them if they've been convicted of a felony or something and they both look at each other and go "Convicted? no, no convictions.." I know it was something like that anyways....

[Donk]

The More I learn you
the dumber you get!

[Cleo McDowell]

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it... Creasey's art is death --He's about to paint his masterpiece."

[MileHighMagic]

"I'm the white Larry Bird."

-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

[Tredici]

A book no more contains reality than a clock contains time.

~~Tom Robbins~~

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"Heiniken? F* ck that *beep* Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!!!!." Dennis Hopper - Blue Velvet

[TheManeMan]

"That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? F*ck you, pay me. You had a fire? F*ck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? F*ck you, pay me."

[Master___Pain]

"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. "

http://www.funthingies.com/quotes/homer-simpson.jpg

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer"

Bob McKenzie Strange Brew

[dbfan21]

IMO, one of the best scenes ever in movie history from Good Will Hunting.

Matt Damon's character (Will) when interviewing with the NSA:

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Just awesome...

[Crushaholic]

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

-Abraham Lincoln

[smalltowngrll]

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. " ~Jim Elliott

[-Slap-]

"So, I say to this c***sucker..."

A sentence included in over 50% over the stories my Uncle Edwin ever told.

[Garcia Bronco]

"I don't know, but I've been told it's hard to run with the weight of gold, and other hand I've heard it said that it's just as hard with the weight of lead."

-Robert Hunter

[PLOWHORSE]

Alec Balwin character in Glengarry Glen Ross

"This months' sales spiff is a cadillac to the guy that sells the most real estate" Second place..."a set of steak knives" "third place...you're fired!"

"You c***suckers are losers, and closers are the ones that stay. Don't like it?? Leave!"

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying" Yossarian (Alan Arkin) - Catch 22

[WoodMan]

From somewhere out of this senile mind comes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, hoboes and tramps
Cockeyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants.
I come before you to stand behind you,
and tell you something, I know nothing about.
In the middle of daylight, dark as night.
two dead boys got up to fight.
They drew their swords and shot each other.
The old deaf policeman heard the noise,
got up and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.;)

[Spider]

I am about to go on welfare to support my trucking Habit ....Spider on the CB

[Rock Chalk]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Ben Franklin

[Dr. Broncenstein]

"You can't make chicken soup out of chicken poop." -- one of my surgical trainers

[Garcia Bronco]

'You can tell alot about a person by they shoes."

Forrest Gump

[Spider]

here is one I pull on the CB ...Kinda long , but some find it funny others suggest therapy ;D ........
Some guy on cb ......Break for a Radio check .....
Spider : it is putting out like my ole lady all over town roger ....
some guy : Where you at ?
Spider : cant tell you ....
Some guy : why ?
Spider : Because I tell you where i am we get ot talking , meet up , I decide I like you , invite you over for Dinner , you and my Daughter fall in love , Get married , she gets knocked up , a year later you guys are divorced , I am stuck raising the kid , kid turns 16 wants a lexus to drive ........ Iaint going through all of that for a radio check ....
some guy : **** off retard ........

[55CrushEm]

Mel Brooks, giving his stand up routine in front of Ceasar (Dom Deluise) in "History of the World".....

Mel: "Did you here about this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot. First of all, they are sooooo poor....."

His buddy: "How poor are they?"

Mel: "Thank you. They are sooooo poor, that they have only ONE god!"

(laughter)

Mel: "Nah, but we Romans are rich. We have a lot of gods. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation..............but I here that that is coming quickly!"

(laughter)

Mel: "The little f@g gets it."

[c_lazy_r]

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

[c_lazy_r]

"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'"
-- Theodore Roosevelt

[Ratboy]

I'm not sure if this has been said, but i know we've all watched Scare Tatics..

"Do you need help, little man?"

[c_lazy_r]

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

[Dudeskey]

"when you talk about a mike shanahan offense, you're usually talking about an offense" - John Madden



??? Was the first thing that came to mind :giggle:

sorry if anyone else posted it...

[Spider]

I got more miles backing up , then you have going foward ........... I am always missing my exits.Spider on the CB

[MadCity]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

[Beej]

Who remembers this classic -

"...and pulling away!"

[MadCity]

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

- Bill Hicks

[bendog]

“Myself,” Louis said, “I do all right, all things considered, that is. I look at what kind of thing [being locked up in the penitentiary] can do, somebody who’s as tough as Willie used to be, and it kind of shapes me up, you know what I mean? I try to take it philosophically, all right? I am fifty-five years old. My third wife, the lovely Joanna, believes honestly that I am fifty-one, because that is what I was telling people I was meeting backstage at the Tropicana when we get introduced to each other, seven years ago - that I was forty-four then. Some of the honeys that I met since then will tell you I am about forty-nine these days, because I adjust my falsehoods as I get a little older. But the point is that I get away with this bull**** because I still look all right and I don not let myself get all down in the damned dumps. Plus which, it is possible, honeys will believe just about anything you tell them if you can convince them first that you will give them two hundred dollars in exchange for certain oral pleasures, but I try not to think about that too much.
George V. Higgins

[Dudeskey]

I got more miles backing up , then you have going foward ........... I am always missing my exits.Spider on the CB

lol, I could actually brag about that when I was doing hostler work for a couple months...;D

[Spider]

what do you mean wrong hole ............ Spider to mrs spider

[Spider]

lol, I could actually brag about that when I was doing hostler work for a couple months...;D

LOL , I get so mixed up in San Antonio , I can pass my exit 4 times easy

[Kaylore]

Peter: Are you, Alice, menstruating?
Librarian: What has that got to do with it?!
Peter: Back off, man; I'm a scientist.

Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Ray: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Egon: I blame myself.
Peter: So do I.

Winston: Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!

[Garcia Bronco]

"Hey Munson Bllalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

[Spider]

Peter: Are you, Alice, menstruating?
Librarian: What has that got to do with it?!
Peter: Back off, man; I'm a scientist.

Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Ray: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Egon: I blame myself.
Peter: So do I.

Winston: Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!

LOL ghost busters part 1

[Houshyamama]

Gus: Phil, like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there buddy.
Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving.

Rita: Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.
Phil: [laughing] What a waste of time! — I mean for someone else that would be an incredible waste of time. It's so bold of you to even choose that. It's incredible. You must be a very, very strong person.

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...

Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.

Phil: Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

Phil: Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Phil: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? [Larry shakes his head "no."] Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess?

Phil: There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

[cmhargrove]

One of my favorites from the 1998 movie Armageddon:

Rockhound: You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

[PLOWHORSE]

"I'm going to sneeze!"--Me

[BroncoBuff]

"Ignorance is the parent of fear."
Herman Melville

good stuff.

[BroncoBuff]

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Best.President.Ever.

[c_lazy_r]

Best.President.Ever.

Agreed.

Anybody that can get shot before a speaking engagement and finish the speech, nonetheless, is a MAN.

Can you imagine one of these pansy-a$$ politicians nowadays doing that? I can't.

[GoHAM]

Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Thank you.
How's that working out for you?
What?
Being clever.
Great.
Keep it up then... Right up.

[GoHAM]

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

[dbfan21]

Ghostbusters...

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

Bill Murray is so funny! LOL

[Garcia Bronco]

Ghostbusters...

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

Bill Murray is so funny! LOL


that whole scene is pure comedy...

"Lenny...you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

[GoHAM]

"Bob had b*tch t*ts."

Not one of the all time great quotes in film history but in this context its an instant classic!

[Dagmar]

"Come on Helen, let's go back to hell. I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake."

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

If the Broncos draft XXXXXX, I won't be able to stand up for a week - SoCal ;D

[Dagmar]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[Kaylore]

that whole scene is pure comedy...

"Lenny...you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

Yeah that whole scene is the best.

Ray: Everything was under control until dickless here shut off the containment system.
EPA Guy: THEY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!
Mayor: (to Peter) Is this true.
Peter: It's true: This man has no dick. (EPA guy attacks, they scuffle)
Peter: (as he's held back) Well that's what I heard!

[BroncoBuff]

Ty: "Right in the lumber yard, Danny..."

[Inkana7]

Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Thank you.
How's that working out for you?
What?
Being clever.
Great.
Keep it up then... Right up.

Fight Club For the Win.

Narrator: Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

[Crushaholic]

Read my lips. No new taxes.

-George H.W. Bush

[Inkana7]

"Damn!

Damn!

Damn Damn!"

Oh god how I love Dr. Emmett Brown

[Dagmar]

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

[Dagmar]

We wanted to blast the world free of history.... <!--We were eating breakfast in the house on Paper Street, and Tyler said,--> picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course. You'll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center, and dig clams next to the skeleton of the Space Needle leaning at a forty-five degree angle. We'll paint the skyscrapers with huge totem faces and goblin tikis, and every evening what's left of mankind will retreat to empty zoos and lock itself in cages as protection against the bears and big cats and wolves that pace and watch us from outside the cage bars at night.

"Imagine," Tyler said, "stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles."

I want to burn the Louvre. I'd do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa. This is my world, now. This is my world, my world, and those ancient people are dead. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

[Crushaholic]

"You'll shoot your eye out."
-Christmas Story

[Dagmar]

"You'll shoot your eye out."
-Christmas Story

"You look like a pink nightmare!"

[BoiseBluTurf]

Stop laughing MEOW!
Alright Meow... do you know why I pulled you over?

[BoiseBluTurf]

"take a look at my girlfriend...she's the only one I got... Not much of a girlfriend... never seem to get a lot"

[brncs_fan]

Can't believe this one hasn't come out in 6 pages:

"Say hello to my lil friend" - Al Pacino in Scarface

[Dagmar]

CHORUS: Joseph Smith was called a prophet / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum / He started the Mormon religion / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

TOWNSPERSON 1: There goes that kooky Joseph Smith.

TOWNSPERSON 2: You know, he claims he spoke with God and Jesus.

TOWNSPERSON 3: Well, how do you know he didn’t?

CHORUS: Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

CHORUS: He found the stones and golden plates / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum / Even though nobody else ever saw them / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

MARTIN HARRIS: What’s this all about, Mr. Smith?

JOSEPH SMITH: Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?

CHORUS: Martin went home to his wife / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum / Showed her pages from the Book of Mormon / Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

MARTIN HARRIS: And, so, Joseph Smith put his head into a hat, and read to me what the golden plates said. I wrote it all down, and we’re going to publish it into a book.

LUCY SMITH: Martin, how do you know he isn’t just making stuff up, and pretending he’s translating off golden plates?

CHORUS: Lucy Harris, smart, smart, smart / smart, smart, smart, smart, smart

MARTIN HARRIS: Why would he make it up?

CHORUS: Martin Harris, dum de dumb . . . / Lucy Harris, smart, smart, smart / Martin Harris, dumb.

MARTIN HARRIS: Well, sure I can.

JOSEPH SMITH: I have in my possession an ancient book written on gold plates that tells of Jesus Christ’s second coming, here, in America.

MARTIN HARRIS: In America, really? That sounds kind of . . .

CHORUS: Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.


STAN: Wait, Mormons actually know this story, and they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?

[broncosteven]

H.I. McDunnough: "Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

From Positively Fifth Street by James McManus (I am paraphrasing):

"...thier genitals still slick from sexual congress...."

Or something like that I was struck by the sentence & it stuck with me. I wish I could remember it correctly as it was a killer line.

[brncs_fan]

"We were just outside of Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold..."

-Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas


"Where is your hand?"

"Between two pillows."

"Those arn't Pillows!"

-Steve Martin and John Candy in Planes, Tranes, and Automobiles


"Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it."

John Lovitz in A League of Their Own

[broncosteven]

I also have to go with Gene's

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION from Apollo 13.

All you need is love - John Lennon

We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too. - JFK (Bay of pigs=bad, Moon shot=good, best diversion from Washington **** up ever!)

[WoodMan]

If it will make me go blind, then I'll just do it until I'm nearsighted.

[broncosteven]

Patton: Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose.

Patton: Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight - wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Patton: The bilious bastards who came up with that stuff about individuality know as much about battle as they do about fornicating.

Patton: Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome, anything made by man can be overcome.

[Rohirrim]

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."


"I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with."


"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

Elwood P. Dowd

[broncosteven]

From -slap-'s rep:

Your mistake was thinking Jake had as much intelligence as a three year old.

[Jana®]

"fifteen bucks, little man. Put that s**t in my hands. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me oh... my jungle love! Think I wanna know ya.."

Jay and Silent Bob

"I'd like to name her Dottie, after my wife. She's a vicious, lifesucking b***h from which there is no escape!"

Armageddon

[Jana®]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

Doc Brown

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

No one has hit Blazing Saddles

Lilli - I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.


Mongo - Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Jim - You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Hedley Lamar - My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart - God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

"yeah....i got a rash, man"

[Rocket 7]

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[400HZ]

What was in the briefcase?

Papers. Business papers.

And what do you do sir?

I'm unemployed.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

[Los Broncos]

Newman!

Ahh yes.

[Los Broncos]

Chuck Schuldiner: From rivers of sorrow
To oceans deep with hope
I have travelled them
Now, there is no turning back
The limit, the sky
I ask my questions Why? What today?
When tomorrow?

[MechanicalBull]

From one of the all time funniest movies ever made.

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ...do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*!
Men: That's Hedley.


Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the s**t out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching... land, land, Land, see Snatch. Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

[Inkana7]

Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue.--Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What? What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?!

Brett: Wh-What?

Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER F***ER DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then describe to me what Marcellus Wallace LOOKS LIKE!

Brett: What?

Jule:*Kicks table* SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER F***ER! SAY WHAT ONE MO' GOD DAMN TIME!

Brett: He-He's big.

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's black.

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: Wh-what?!

Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* DOES HE *LOOK* LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why'd you f**k him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't!

Jules: Yes you did! Yes you did! And Marcellus Wallace doesn't like getting f***ed by anyone other than Mrs. Wallace.

Less Than Three Pulp Fiction

[Spider]

No one has hit Blazing Saddles

Lilli - I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.


Mongo - Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Jim - You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Hedley Lamar - My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart - God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

:~ohyah!: I was going to , but .........I didnt remember any of the clean quotes , besides were the white women at

[watermock]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/Dorseyland/Weblog/Feb%2006/terigarr.jpg

"You vant to vool in da hay...roll roll roll..."~Terry Garr, Young Frankenstein

[MechanicalBull]

This gets a little bit over shadowed by the "You can't handle the truth" part because they are both in the same scene, but I think it's a great quote. Nicholson can pretty much do no wrong in any movie.

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[Dagmar]

I quoted it Kaylore, I didn't write it.

[Rigs11]

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.



Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.



Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip.
Lloyd: Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.



State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of Boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine.
Harry & Lloyd: Oh no, no sir.
State Trooper: Yeah well what's that?
Harry: That's nothing sir.
Lloyd: Yeah nothing.
State Trooper: Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!

[Rocket 7]

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man

[watermock]

http://shawneesmith.info/images/misc/JohnCandy.jpg

(car traveling the same direction on the other side of a interstate divider)

"YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!..."

Candy: " Ha...How do they know where we are going"

Martin: "Yeah, how do they know?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[watermock]

http://www.filmsite.org/filmfotos/planestrains.jpg

Martin: "Those aren't PILLOWS!"

[Dr. Broncenstein]

"Well... you're not privy to all the new sh!t..." -- Jeff LeBowski

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day

[usedupbraids]

"This ones for John" :)

[smalltowngrll]

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes" ~Meg Ryan

[Los Broncos]

http://shawneesmith.info/images/misc/JohnCandy.jpg

(car traveling the same direction on the other side of a interstate divider)

"YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!..."

Candy: " Ha...How do they know where we are going"

Martin: "Yeah, how do they know?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


I love that movie, but that pic if from uncle buck.

[Los Broncos]

Ribs, i had ribs for lunch thats why im doing this.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

"PC load letter? What the f--k does that mean?" -- Micheal Bolton

[smalltowngrll]

Speaking of Uncle Buck....

"Here's a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face., "

[ScottXray]

"We have met the enemy..... and he is us!"

POGO:wave:

[Killericon]

John Nash(A Beautiful Mind, not real quote): I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

[Dukes]

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
- Airplane

"Is your house on fire Clark? Don't throw me down Clark. Are we at the Airport Clark?"
- Christmas Vacation

"Honey that little goat herder made Darryl look like a welfare case"

"His mama call him Clay, I'mma call him Clay"
- Coming to America

"So say man, you got a joint?"
"Uhhhh, no not on me man"
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did"
- Dazed & Confused

"I wanna meet the b***** that f'd you up"
- The Last Boyscout

"The code is 1,2,3,4,5"
"That's amazing! I've got the same combination for my luggage!"
- Spaceballs

"What kind of a sick b***** takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
- True lies

"How about you give me the $5 you were gunna bet, we go out back, I kick you in the nuts and we call it a day"
- Vegas Vacation

[watermock]

"I'm going to kill that biatch..."...Billy Crystal eventually agreeing to kill DeVitos mother. (Throw Momma from the Train)

[broncocalijohn]

Lynchmob was correct on Steve and John on T.P.& A with "You're going the wrong way!"
"How does she know we are going the wrong way?"
"Yeah!"
"Thank you"
one of the classic funny lines of all time

[TDmvp]

enter any Bill Hicks quote here...

[watermock]

I love that movie, but that pic if from uncle buck.

Nice catch, but it was the best I could find. I couldn't find any John candy skeletons on the net.,

[watermock]

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/jgq8arw.jpg
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[fontaine]

In the middle of punching in the keycode:

"Ahhhh Yeah, that's the melody to funky town!"

Towelie
:rofl:

[watermock]

Towlie": "Wanna get high?"

[broncocalijohn]

How me the post in "Trains and Automobiles".

BURP!

[BroncoBuff]

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes" ~Meg Ryan

If you liked that one, stg, DO NOT MISS: Beverly D'Angelo in "The Sentinel." It's a 1977 Michael Winner horror film. Best porn scene in a non-porn movie ever ...

Also watch for the first (or very near first) speaking roles for Jeff Goldblum, Jerry Orbach, Tom Berenger, John Spencer and Christopher Walken.

[MechanicalBull]

Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.


Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, p****jo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height

[BroncoBuff]

How 'bout a Fresca? Hmmm? Hmmm?

[heydensmom]

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Bob Slydell: Great.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

[cutthemdown]

It's obvious people watch too much TV

[Popcorn Sutton]

"I fart in your general di-rection."

[-Slap-]

"Luck is the residue of design."

Branch Rickey~

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/7592/robjrbranchgn5.gif

[Rock Chalk]

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
- Christopher Morley

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
- Thomas A. Edison

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
- Ronald Reagan

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Evan Esar

[BroncoBuff]

"I'm going to be rich as soon as I perfect my device that lets you to stab people over the internet." - AlecRaenos

[alkemical]

It is a lonely life, the way of the necromancer... oh, yes. Lacrimae Mundi - the tears of the world. ~Merlin

[Rohirrim]

Name that movie:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

"E.T. phone home."

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
- "Security."

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

"I'll be back."

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous plot we have ever had to face."

" I'll have what she's having."

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

"Use the Force, Luke."

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"R-o-s-e-b-u-d."

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"Show me the money!"

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."

"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"

- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

"You talkin' to me?"

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."

"The horror...the horror."

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

- "Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
- "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
- "I want you to hold it between your knees."

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Round up the usual suspects."
AND
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

[davidtkd]

"Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
-Margaret Thatcher

"You must strive for greatness. After all, they didn't call him Alexander the mediocre." -Shannon Sharpe

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt

[alkemical]

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent." -- Israel Regardie


"Notice how some people even try to put socialists on the 'left' and fascists on the 'right' ... and then trap you into accepting the bizarre and evil notion that freedom is somehow a 'compromise' between, or a combination of, two allegedly 'opposite' collectivist extremes. This, of course, is absurd on its face, and actually leaves limited-government advocacy and the essence of freedom totally off the chart out of the picture. " -- Rick Gaber


"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness." -- The Dalai Lama


Do what thou wilt to the whole of the law - A.C.

[BroncoBuff]

Name that movie:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."
ALL from Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard (1950) Gloria Swanson, Bill Holden, Eric von Stroheim ... and a howl of a role for a pre-Dragnet Jack Webb.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
too easy

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"
The Graduate (1968) .... I just saw a film that purported to be the real-life "The Graduate" on HBO. Can't remember the tile, but not bad. Jennifer Aniston is a real actress - she carried the film. Also Kevin Costner and Shirley MacLaine

"E.T. phone home."
too easy

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."
Part II ... by Hyman Roth, the thinly-veiled Meyer Lansky character - played by Pacino's mentor/teacher Lee Strasberg. Ro, you couldda used the line, "smaller piece," and I wouldda got it! ;D


- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
That's from The Simpsons, Ro! :~ohyah!:

- "Security."
Glengarry Glenross. David Mamet rocks.

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."
c'mon, too easy.


"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Armin Meuller-Stahl to Ed Harris in The Third Miracle ... excellent film about the Roman Catholic beatification process.


"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind ... with a spot-on Southern belle accent, too. Not bad for an English blueblood girl...

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Albert Finney ... Network

"Go ahead, make my day."
too easy ... well, Magnum Force.

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Last line in Doctor Strangelove, or How I Leaned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Peter Sellers was great in three roles. George C. Scott was wonderful, too. Little known fact: Slim Pickens original line was, "boy, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all this stuff." But JFK was assasinated during post-production, so they looped in the word "Vegas" instead. Also - Peter Sellers was set to play the Slim Pickens B-52 pilot role too, until very shortly before they started shooting. I'm glad they brought Slim in ...

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
same as above ... George C. Scott. ** EDIT ** - noipe, Sellers as the President


"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."
Brando to Lee J. Cobb in the back seat of a limo in On the Waterfront. Almost too easy.

"I'll be back."
The Terminator, among others...

"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous plot we have ever had to face."
Sterling Hayden in Dr Strangelove


" I'll have what she's having."
Estelle Reiner, Carl's wife and Rob's mother, in When Harry Met Sally. Anybody who thought Meg Ryan's ... er, climax ... was good? You GOTTA see "The Sentinel," a 1977 horror film by Michael Winner. Beverly D'Angelo's climax scene is the best non-porn porn scene ever. Also look for the first ever (or very nearly first ever) speaking roles for Jeff Goldblum, Jerry Orbach, John Spencer, Christopher Walken, Tom Berenger, and D'Angelo. All bit parts.

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"Right in the lumberyard, Danny."



Too many .... I'll stop there.

NICE THREAD! Er ... post. Make a thread of this .... ???

[Hogan11]

"Here lies Walter Fielding, he bought a house...and it killed him."

[Beej]

BroncoBuff, "Go ahead, make my day" was Sudden Impact. Magnum Force had "You have to ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[Rock Chalk]

"I'm going to be rich as soon as I perfect my device that lets you to stab people over the internet." - AlecRaenos

:spit:

[Beej]

Sorry, the "feeling lucky" quote was Dirty Harry, my bad.

[usedupbraids]

"eat my ass" black booty vol 6

[Sean]

"You have forgotten the face of your father."

~Roland Deschain

[Rohirrim]

- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
That's from The Simpsons, Ro!

- "Security."
Glengarry Glenross. David Mamet rocks.

Wrong! ;D Those two lines go together, from Billy Wilder's Some Like it Hot Remember? After Jack Lemmon tells Tony Curtis that the rich guy has proposed?

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
Armin Meuller-Stahl to Ed Harris in The Third Miracle ... excellent film about the Roman Catholic beatification process.

Wrong again. ;D Duck Soup, said by Groucho.

[usedupbraids]

"oh yea faster" Rumble in the booty

[jonny1]

Too many .... I'll stop there.

NICE THREAD! Er ... post. Make a thread of this .... ???

"I'm mad as hell . . ." Peter Finch, not Finney.

[usedupbraids]

"I'm here to fix the furnace,you can fix my furnace" Pat Hump back vol13

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No sh*t. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"

Jack Nicholson - Witches of Eastwick

[usedupbraids]

"You like that big boy" Midnight Tuckers vol8

[Dagmar]

"I'm going to be rich as soon as I perfect my device that lets you to stab people over the internet." - AlecRaenos

http://bash.org/?4281

[brncs_fan]

"You know what we need, is some rope."

"Absolutely. What are you, f**king stupid? What the hell are we going to need rope for?"

"I don't know what you need it for, but in the movies Charlie Bronson always has rope and it always comes in handy."

~Boondock Saints

[usedupbraids]

"Oh yea lick it all up" Cumbusters vol24

[alkemical]

“The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.” - A.Crowley

[usedupbraids]

"Try it on,does it fit" Nasty Booty vol19

[alkemical]

“When one walks, one is brought into touch first of all with the essential relations between one's physical powers and the character of the country; one is compelled to see it as its natives do. Then every man one meets is an individual. One is no longer regarded by the whole population as an unapproachable and uninteresting animal to be cheated and robbed.” - A.C.

[alkemical]

“Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.”

“When one creates phantoms for oneself, one puts vampires into the world, and one must nourish these children of a voluntary nightmare with one's blood, one's life, one's intelligence, and one's reason, without ever satisfying them” - E. Levi

[alkemical]

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then”

“The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.”

“Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“He was part of my dream, of course - but then I was part of his dream too.”

“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, because I'm not myself, you see”

[alkemical]

“If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of ****.”

“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.”

“The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.”

“A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of 'monopoly in the means of production.'”

“Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.”

“Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.”



Robert anton wilson

[MechanicalBull]

Vern : If I could only have one food to eat for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. No question about it.

"It's Division I football! It's the Big 12! It ain't intramurals! You've got two weeks after finals. You've got a week at July 4th. You've got a week before camp starts. That's probably more vacation than you guys (reporters) get.
And we're a little bummed out that we don't get three weeks! Go play intramurals, brother. Go play intramurals. Have at it. Have at it."

"So, how's it going, Grimey?

[Dukes]

"It's Division I football! It's the Big 12! It ain't intramurals! You've got two weeks after finals. You've got a week at July 4th. You've got a week before camp starts. That's probably more vacation than you guys (reporters) get.
And we're a little bummed out that we don't get three weeks! Go play intramurals, brother. Go play intramurals. Have at it. Have at it."

:notworthy Now that's a football coach!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

George Carlin

[BroncoBuff]

BroncoBuff, "Go ahead, make my day" was Sudden Impact. Magnum Force had "You have to ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Geez, you're right. So much for "too easy," eh?

[MechanicalBull]

Put him on the board, Houshmazilly, got it, Championship


Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache

Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back."

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

[BroncoBuff]

Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!

Nice ...



Is this a game ...
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5444/42766441hl8.jpg
. . . . . . . ... or is it real?

[BroncoBuff]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4328/uhohcz3.jpghttp://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4231/whatiy6.jpg

[MechanicalBull]

Nice ...



Didn't take that long to figure out what that was from I see. :approve:

[smalltowngrll]

Buff, having a fascination with War Games lately?? ;)

[LonghornBronco]

Yeah that whole scene is the best.

Ray: Everything was under control until dickless here shut off the containment system.
EPA Guy: THEY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!
Mayor: (to Peter) Is this true.
Peter: It's true: This man has no dick. (EPA guy attacks, they scuffle)
Peter: (as he's held back) Well that's what I heard!

Toooo! funny!:rofl:

[Jana®]

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

:rofl: One of the best movies ever made.

[LonghornBronco]

"You say I'm a dreamer, I say I'm not the only one"
John Lennon

[LonghornBronco]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Matthew McConaughey -- Dazed and Confused

[cutthemdown]

A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the brave only taste death once.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. "

George Burns

[Rigs11]

"Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security"
-Benjamin Franklin

"A patriot must be ready to defend his country against his goverment"
-Edward Abbey

[worm]

Reporter - "How do you feel about your team's execution?"

John McKay - "I am in favor of it"

[Garcia Bronco]

"Ice hockey is not a sport. Ice hockey is three activities going on at the same time: Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the **** out of somebody."

-Carlin

[BroncoBuff]

Buff, having a fascination with War Games lately?? ;)

Yeah, well, that was a week ago actually ....

Now I've moved on to Beverly D'Angelo's 'performance' in "The Sentinel" (1977). I've become quite obsessed with it actually ...

[Garcia Bronco]

"Chet and Murphy were the best of friends, but when it came to Maggie their friendship ends. Watch before you load that gun Chet, you can't pop all the ones that Maggie hasn't met yet."

-Robert Hunter

[-Slap-]

Yeah, well, that was a week ago actually ....

Now I've moved on to Beverly D'Angelo's 'performance' in "The Sentinel" (1977). I've become quite obsessed with it actually ...

I can verify this. I've gotten PMs about it.......ROFL!

[smalltowngrll]

Yeah, well, that was a week ago actually ....

Now I've moved on to Beverly D'Angelo's 'performance' in "The Sentinel" (1977). I've become quite obsessed with it actually ...

ROFL! I've gathered that. I must rent this to see how she compares with Meg Ryan! ;)

[BroncoBuff]

I'm just saying, guys .... it's even money she's not acting.

:~ohyah!:

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down"

Dustin Hoffman - Meet the Folkers