The best conspiracy theory

[elsid13]

OK Poll time

Just trying to figure what is the board best conspiracy theory. I welcome ridicule of other board members, beside myself ;D

[Spider]

;d

[ak1971]

you forgot that spider can spell!

[elsid13]

PS you can vote for more then one option, because I am nice like that.

Other conspires not on the poll are also welcome, as long as you can leave your name and address so the men in black can pay you a visit.

[Bronco Bob]

How about the moon landings were faked?
Or that NASA is hiding information about a giant face
on Mars because it proves that that there is/was an
advanced civilization on Mars

[yavoon]

How about the moon landings were faked?
Or that NASA is hiding information about a giant face
on Mars because it proves that that there is/was an
advanced civilization on Mars

haha I love the moon landing fake but how does the hiding face one work?

isnt that pretty much the thing NASA is desperate to find is a reason to go into space?

and I'd vote for the evil zionist conspiracy of evolution personally, its good stuff.

[TheDave]

Sadly i would have to go with Big Foot. Not that i believe in the Myth... but i guess it is possible that some yet to be categorized mammal is running around in the forest.

[Bronco Bob]

haha I love the moon landing fake but how does the hiding face one work?

isnt that pretty much the thing NASA is desperate to find is a reason to go into space?



Definitely. One NASA scientist said it would make his career if they
found an ancient civilization on mars. Any who, here is the original
picture that sparked the face on mars controversy.

[elsid13]

Man I forgot about the fake moon landings and the motor that runs on water that the oil companies are suppressing.

[yavoon]

Sadly i would have to go with Big Foot. Not that i believe in the Myth... but i guess it is possible that some yet to be categorized mammal is running around in the forest.

cryptozoology!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptozoology

[Bronco Bob]

And a more recent photo from one of the new satellites orbiting mars.

[yavoon]

Definitely. One NASA scientist said it would make his career if they
found an ancient civilization on mars. Any who, here is the original
picture that sparked the face on mars controversy.

I see by not quoting my evil zionist evolution conspiracy line that u r suppressing the truth!

DIE ZIONIST SCUM!

[elsid13]

And a more recent photo from one of the new satellites orbiting mars.

Faked, can't you tell ;D

[El Guapo]

Where's the option for, "none of the above?"

[enjolras]

Anything involving mini-nukes..

[Crushaholic]

Any crap that Gaffney posts...

[Spider]

you forgot that spider can spell!

LOL or ak1971 can get laid without a credit card # ;D

[ak1971]

LOL or ak1971 can get laid without a credit card # ;D

im married now...so wait a second...never mind ROFL!

[Spider]

im married now...so wait a second...never mind ROFL!

LOL........it happens to the best of us ;D

[alkemical]

I voted for two:

Most Plausible: Bigfoot

Not true:

Gov't controlled by freemasons.

[alkemical]

My absolute favorite theory though is that of the "lizard people". David Icke's stuff.

The only reason why there's a part of me that looks at it - is how revered snakes/reptiles are to people and culture - and some other things.

(The $ sign - is a serpent on a staff - or how snakes "hypnotize" people, etc, lots of things like that). But basically lizard people run the world and have us fooled by using a form of hypnosis on us via symbols/talismans/etc. A good example is the movie "they live" on what i think the theory is trying to portray.

[Bronco Bob]

My absolute favorite theory though is that of the "lizard people". David Icke's stuff.

The only reason why there's a part of me that looks at it - is how revered snakes/reptiles are to people and culture - and some other things.

(The $ sign - is a serpent on a staff - or how snakes "hypnotize" people, etc, lots of things like that). But basically lizard people run the world and have us fooled by using a form of hypnosis on us via symbols/talismans/etc. A good example is the movie "they live" on what i think the theory is trying to portray.

I watched that entire movie and only after they ran the credits did I realize
the hero of the movie was played by pro-wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The most amazing thing was he was actually pretty good. I guess you
do have to be a fairly good actor to be a pro-wrestler though.:strong:

[alkemical]

Yeah - it suprised me as well. Still one of my fav. movies too.... i love the "cheese"....

[The Lone Bolt]

Mini-nukes, hands down!:thumbs:

[Bronco Bob]

Mini-nukes, hands down!:thumbs:

Now are you just limiting this to conspiracy theories on Orange Mane,
or is it of the USA in general. Because in general I would have to say
the UFO conspiracy has the most legs. The History Channel alone
devouts hours each week to shows about UFOs. I have yet to
see them do one on mini-nukes.

[elsid13]

Now are you just limiting this to conspiracy theories on Orange Mane,
or is it of the USA in general. Because in general I would have to say
the UFO conspiracy has the most legs. The History Channel alone
devouts hours each week to shows about UFOs. I have yet to
see them do one on mini-nukes.

Whatever you want, this isn't a police state ;d

[The Lone Bolt]

Now are you just limiting this to conspiracy theories on Orange Mane,
or is it of the USA in general. Because in general I would have to say
the UFO conspiracy has the most legs. The History Channel alone
devouts hours each week to shows about UFOs. I have yet to
see them do one on mini-nukes.

Well, mostly to the ones on this forum. The mini-niukes theory has the unique balance of being possible but still pretty outlandish. I think that is what makes a conspiracy theory good.

Among all conspiracy theories though I'd have to go with "the moon landing was faked" for the same reason.

[alkemical]

India "bigfoot" sightings prompt official probe (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070610/tod-science-animals-india-offbeat-451ab4f.html)

AFP - Sunday, June 10 08:01 amTURA, India (AFP) - Claims by terrified villagers that "bigfoot"-type hairy giants are roaming the jungles of India's remote northeast have prompted authorities to order an investigation, a local official said.

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The bizarre sightings have been made in the Garo hills area of Meghalaya state, close to the borders with Bangladesh and Bhutan, with villagers calling the mysterious creatures "Mande Burung" -- or Jungle Man.

"A team of wildlife officials and other experts will conduct a study to find out if there is any truth in the locals' claims about these hairy giants," said Samphat Kumar, a district magistrate in the West Garo Hills district.

The creatures have apparently been talked about and occasionally spotted for years, but sightings have increased in the past month, prompting authorities to look into the matter.

One local farmer, 40-year-old Wallen Sangma, said he had seen an entire family of the creatures -- possibly a lowland relative of the Himalayan Yeti, or a cousin of the North American bigfoot and Sasquatch, or Australia's Yowie.

"The sight was frightening: two adults and two smaller ones, huge and bulky, furry," he told an AFP reporter who visited the remote area on Thursday and Friday.

"Their heads looked as if they were wearing caps, and their colour was blackish-brown," he said, adding the four "monsters" were about 30 to 40 metres (100 to 130 feet) away from him as he looked for firewood in a forested area.

"The four of them quietly vanished into the undergrowth," he said of the recent sighting.

One Garo Hills group, the Achik Tourism society, has been trying to verify the creature's existence for the past 10 years, photographing footprints and "nests" reported by locals.

The group claims to have hair samples of the creature taken from the forest and will send them for DNA testing.

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[Hotrod]

"Their heads looked as if they were wearing caps, and their colour was blackish-brown," he said, adding the four "monsters" were about 30 to 40 metres (100 to 130 feet) away from him as he looked for firewood in a forested area."

Did he mention what kind of caps? I bet they were yankee caps...........everyone wants to be a freaking yankee fan :nono:

[alkemical]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project

The Montauk Project was purportedly a series of secret United States government projects conducted at Camp Hero or Montauk Air Force Station on Montauk, Long Island for the purpose of developing a powerful psychological war weapon. It is widely considered to be a hoax. No evidence comfirming the experiment actually occurring has ever surfaced nor has evidence of any underground facility been found.

The Legend of the Project
There are those who believe that The Montauk Project was an extension or continuation of the controversial Philadelphia Experiment, which supposedly took place in 1943—also known as Project Rainbow.

Montauk Project
Associated Projects
Operation Paperclip
Rainbow Project
Philadelphia Experiment
Project Stargate
People
Nikola Tesla
Al Bielek
John von Neumann
Russell Targ
Stewart Swerdlow


<edit>
According to Some, sometime in the 1950s, surviving researchers from Project Rainbow began to discuss the project with an eye to continuing the research into technical aspects of manipulating the electromagnetic bottle that had been used to make the USS Eldridge invisible, and the reasons and possible military applications of the psychological effects of a magnetic field.

The legend goes on to say that a report was supposedly prepared and presented to Congress, and was soundly rejected as far too dangerous. So a proposal was made directly to the Department of Defense promising a powerful new weapon that could drive an enemy insane, inducing the symptoms of schizophrenia at the touch of a button. Without congressional approval, the project would have to be top secret and secretly funded. The Department of Defense approved. Funding supposedly came from a cache of US$10 billion in Nazi gold recovered from a train found by U.S. soldiers in a train tunnel in France. The train was blown up and all the soldiers involved were killed. When those funds ran out, additional funding was secured from ITT and Krupp AG in Germany.

Work began at Brookhaven National Laboratory on Long Island, New York under the name Phoenix Project, but it was soon realized that the project required a large radar dish, and installing one at Brookhaven would compromise the security of the project. Luckily, the U.S. Air Force had a decommissioned base at Montauk, New York, not far from Brookhaven, which had a complete SAGE radar installation. The site was large and remote (Montauk was not yet a tourist attraction) and water access would allow equipment to be moved in and out undetected.

Equipment was moved to Camp Hero at the Montauk base in the late 1960s, and installed in an underground bunker beneath the base. According to conspiracy theorists, to mask the nature of the project the site was closed in 1969 and donated as a wildlife refuge/park, with the provision that everything underground would remain the property of the Air Force (although, in reality, the base remained in operation until the 1980s). The park has never been opened to the public, under the excuse of environmental contamination. (see Addendum below)


[edit] Specific claims

Various conspiracy theorists claim that experiments began in earnest in the early 1980s. They claim that during this time one, some or all of the following occurred at the site. No evidence has ever been provided that any of the following is true:

The facility was expanded to as many as twelve levels and several hundred workers. Some reports have the facility extending under the town of Montauk itself.
Homeless people and orphans were abducted and subjected to huge amounts of electromagnetic radiation to test mind control technology and remote brain programming. Few survived.
People had their psychic abilities enhanced to the point where they could materialize objects out of thin air. Stewart Swerdlow claims to have been involved in the Montauk Project, and as a result, he says, his "psionic" faculties were boosted, but at the cost of emotional instability, post-traumatic stress disorder, and other issues. An alien supposedly designed a chair, which an individual could sit in to boost his mental and precipatory powers. A prototype duplicate was given to England and put in a facility on the Thames River.
Experiments were conducted in teleportation.
A "porthole (portal?) in time" was created which allowed researchers to travel anywhere in time or space. This was developed into a stable "Time Tunnel." Underground tunnels with abandoned cultural archives were explored on Mars using this technique.
Contact was made with alien extraterrestrials through the Time Tunnel and technology was exchanged with them which enhanced the project. This allowed broader access to "hyperspace".
Mind control experiments were conducted and runaway and kidnapped boys were abducted and brought out to the base where they underwent excruciating periods of both physical and mental torture in order to break their minds, then their minds were re-programmed. Many were supposedly killed during the process and buried on the site. Others were released with programming as mind-slaves with alternate personalities to be sleeper cells who could be activated to perform missions.
On or about on August 12, 1983 the time travel project at Camp Hero interlocked in hyperspace with the original Rainbow Project back in 1943. The USS Eldridge was drawn into hyperspace and trapped there. Two men, Al Bielek and Duncan Cameron both claim to have leaped from the deck of the Eldridge while it was in hyperspace and ended up after a period of severe disorientation at Camp Hero in the year 1983. Here they claim to have met John von Neumann, a famous physicist and mathematician, even though he was known to have died in 1957. Von Neumann had supposedly worked on the original Philadelphia Experiment, but the U.S. Navy denies this.
Flying saucers were observing the Philadelphia Experiment in 1943 and and got sucked into a time warp and was transported to one of the underground tunnels in Montauk and got stuck there. The aliens demanded a large quartz crystal to help get their ship's engines started to be able to leave. The time machine was used to obtain one from another planet.
Nikola Tesla, whose death was faked in a Conspiracy, was the chief director of operations at the base.
Mass psychological experiments, such as the use of enormous subliminal messages projects and the creation of a "Men in Black" corps to confuse and frighten the public, were invented there.

The site was opened to the public on September 18, 2002 as Camp Hero State Park. The radar tower has been placed on the State and National Register of Historic Places. There are plans for a museum and interpretive center; focusing on World War II and Cold War era history.

Despite rumors, no traces of secret underground facilities have been found; although on the grounds of Camp Hero there is a hill with concrete sealed doors.

[Crushaholic]

It's quite amusing to see not even the wildest conspiracy nuts buying into the notion of Bob with a woman...Ha!

[epicSocialism4tw]

And a more recent photo from one of the new satellites orbiting mars.

She's obviously had botox.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I have to go with mini-nukes.