Pet angst...

[watermock]

I would be asleep except that Beexer escaped out the door. That wouldn't be amusing, but I have a patented call. Here is where it gets funny...I call him and he showboats...he ran down that sidewalk in a rdiculous speed. It was right out of Planet Earth. He was just amusing honestly. Only a dark shadow can move that fast...at least 35. for a cat that lounged all winter then became addicted to my footsie heater, I was rather amused.

Here is the kicker...it's misting and Beezer hates moisture, which is unlike Pooter. So being a pathetic beezer lover I unrolled some srap carpet under the eve.

You wouldn't know how comical it was unless you saw me out in the friveway watching Beezer show off his prowress. He's back at camp now having his tounge bath.

[Los Broncos]

Omg man, you better get a dog. :rofl:

[watermock]

name one reason.

[Los Broncos]

Im just messing around mock, is ur cat ok?

[watermock]

He's lickin' his non-existant nuts so that's problematic....oh wait...eww...

[Los Broncos]

He's lickin' his non-existant nuts so that's problematic.

Dam, maybe he misses them.

[TheChamp247]

wow, just wow

[watermock]

I clipped him as a kitten... I have never met a finer man that my vet...

He has a basement lab to ribala frankentein and wuickly dispolsed of Beezlebub junk. first we unglued him them he got declawed then had to pay the ultimate price.

He took it in stride as a kitten. He's still an African Wildcat. After loungingin in fron of the footheater he still made what I conservatively estimate 35 MPH. It was like the dark shadow. He was showing off I think. I have a special call for him.

It's not imprtant...Oh I remember now...this old boy was on Normandy...maybe others remember normandy...he was free to talk...medic on tthe beach.

"Hey send me into the cro9ssfire where the last soldier fell"

I didn't know where to go with his Normandy heroics. I just shook his hand and thanked him.

I always try to talk to old warriors...an old boy with nozzles up his nose likes me and we taked about the catastrophy in Korea.

He said they ran out of ammo before they ran out of Chinese. Then he hung his head. I will quote him:

They just kept comming and comming...then we got overrun...there were just too many...

I asked him about the retreat in Korea along the lake when they had to do a desperate back door action. I'm not sure you know wjhat he said, other than it was froze hell.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I have had two Alaskan Malamutes, both of which found creative ways to escape the back yard. One Malamute literally climbed a tree to get over the fence. She also regularly scaled both a cyclone fence and a a 5 foot plank fence.

The late-night pajama car jaunts were frequent.

[watermock]

Im just messing around mock, is ur cat ok?

He better put some pants on what's left of his junk...he's obcene. His threats of suing for cruel and unusual pnishment regarding his castration and weapon declawing are likely going to the 9th circut.

He allready won a lifetime supply of friskies, now he thinks he owns me.

[Los Broncos]

He better put some pants on what's left of his junk...he's obcene. His threats of suing for cruel and unusual pnishment regarding his castration and weapon declawing are likely going to the 9th circut.

He allready won a lifetime supply of friskies, now he thinks he owns me.

Hes planning ur death as of right now!

[broncocalijohn]

He's lickin' his non-existant nuts so that's problematic....oh wait...eww...

Like father, like son. The cat stories you tell.

[watermock]

A turd could tell a more interesting story than anything you have to say.

[broncocalijohn]

A turd could tell a more interesting story than anything you have to say.


Probably but the story would be full of sheat!

[watermock]

Your dad forget to flush you?

[broncocalijohn]

Your dad forget to flush you?

You could do way better than that. I mean that is something I heard in grade school. Single digit grade school.

[watermock]

Sure you do. Irony didn't stop at the third grade.

[missingnumber7]

my offseason is now complete...I have read a beezer thread.

[broncswin]

What??????????????????????????????