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formerbroncosplayer
03-07-2007, 02:11 PM
I am looking for TRUE Broncos fans that want that unique piece of Bronocs memorabilia that can only come from the true Broncos themselves.

I am parting with some one of a kind pieces that I've been holding onto since when I played for the Broncos.

Right now I have our leather jacket, given only to the players and staff for Super Bowl XXXII that I am looking to sell.

As you all know, this was our first Super Bowl win. We beat Green Bay in San Diego to take home the championship. It was history in the making.

This is your chance to have a real piece of that history.

If you are seriously interested, contact the e-mail listed below, or post a reply on this thread. I'll be checking this thread daily. The e-mail is a contact to a staff member that will be handling all inquiries until further discussion is needed. I will then be taking it from there.

GO BRONCOS!

Contact:
katie@madmagazinenigeria.com

orange crusher
03-07-2007, 02:14 PM
I don't remember a Katie from Mad Magazine in Nigeria being on the XXXII team.

-Slap-
03-07-2007, 02:16 PM
Delinquent child support is a bitch.

ColoradoDarin
03-07-2007, 02:26 PM
I don't remember a Katie from Mad Magazine in Nigeria being on the XXXII team.

She's an associate of about 56,223 people to whom I share a last name with, who all happened to die in a plane crash, but were fortunately and unethically enough to embezzle millions and could not locate a next of kin. And wouldn't you know it, she happened to get my email address to notify me, because email is such a secure way to contact people for an illegal money transfer scheme.

The only thing that strikes me as odd, is the small amount she is trying to rip people off for...

TheDave
03-07-2007, 02:30 PM
100 post rule

BroncoBuff
03-07-2007, 02:31 PM
I had a bad experience with an unjustly deposed Nigerian King. No thanks.

GonzoLays
03-07-2007, 02:32 PM
10 bucks says it Tim McKyer. rofl

MileHighMania
03-07-2007, 02:34 PM
weird

GonzoLays
03-07-2007, 02:38 PM
Someone ask Katie if she knows Julian Mandingo from Lagos. That fool owes me 2.5 million dollars.

Katie, tell Julian I want my money.

bfoflcommish
03-07-2007, 02:38 PM
I am interested.

where do I send my money order to? I leave the payee blank right?

Can I make it for more than you want then you can send me some change at your convienece?
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Kaylore
03-07-2007, 02:40 PM
:spamattac

GonzoLays
03-07-2007, 02:42 PM
You know what I am most shocked about? That Mad Magazine is so balling that it actually has a Nigerian version. That's off the hook.

http://maritimes.indymedia.org/uploads/2006/05/mad_magazine_guy_-_alfred_e_bush.gifmid.gif

broncswin
03-07-2007, 02:45 PM
It's probably Elway, that guy is really hurting for money right now

broncswin
03-07-2007, 02:46 PM
actually I know who it is, Plummer, he has been reading the OM post and comments for over three years now and is sick of it, he is looking for revenge, so beware!!

cutthemdown
03-07-2007, 02:48 PM
my credit card number is 4355-4322-7543-8094 and my social is 543-84-8444
Please steal everything I own, ruin my credit and screw my g/f while you are it.

freak6
03-07-2007, 02:56 PM
It's Jeff Lewis!

broncswin
03-07-2007, 02:56 PM
my credit card number is 4355-4322-7543-8094 and my social is 543-84-8444
Please steal everything I own, ruin my credit and screw my g/f while you are it.

Your a damn liar, I tried that Credit Card Number and they say it didn't exist;) . By the way you didn't leave your address for him to come find you g/f!!:slapsilly

NaptownChief
03-07-2007, 02:58 PM
my credit card number is 4355-4322-7543-8094 and my social is 543-84-8444
Please steal everything I own, ruin my credit and screw my g/f while you are it.



Hold on....you are at least suppose to get a bag full of that black money that needs washed first. Then they steal your money and ruin your credit.

HEAV
03-07-2007, 02:59 PM
Ban this person, and their IP addy. Kill this thread.

Fake ass Jones!

CBF1
03-07-2007, 03:42 PM
I can offer $6.47 and a box of day old doughnuts,

Deal or no deal? :)

DomCasual
03-07-2007, 03:53 PM
Hold on....you are at least suppose to get a bag full of that black money that needs washed first. Then they steal your money and ruin your credit.

I have a bag like that. It's my retirement. I just haven't gotten around to washing it yet, but I have all the stuff to do it. I got a great deal on it!

Atlas
03-07-2007, 04:18 PM
10 bucks says it Tim McKyer. rofl

Hey, I like Tim McKyer. Don't pick on that guy!! Maa Tanuivasa on the other hand....

watermock
03-07-2007, 04:25 PM
God you people are stupid...it's Brian Griese on a missionary in Nigeria...get a clue.

Antilles
03-07-2007, 04:42 PM
it's Brian Griese on a missionary in Nigeria...

I feel sorry for the missionary.

Rohirrim
03-07-2007, 04:50 PM
Isn't this a coincidence? I'm currently in negotiations with some Nigerians to invest some of their oil wealth here in America.

theAPAOps5
03-07-2007, 04:53 PM
I feel sorry for the missionary.

:spit:

Bronx33
03-07-2007, 04:54 PM
Elmer Fudd: [to Ride of the Valkyries] Kill the Spammer, Kill the Spammer, Kill the Spammer.

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: I'll kill the Spammer! Awise storm! North wind bwow! South wind bwow! Huwwicanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! *Smog!*

Elmer Fudd: Oh, Bwunehiwda, you're so wuvwee.

Bugs Bunny: Yes I know it, I can't help it.

Elmer Fudd: I will do it with my spear and magic helmet.

Bugs Bunny: Your spear and magic helmet?

Elmer Fudd: Spear and magic helmet.

Bugs Bunny: Magic helmet?

Elmer Fudd: Magic helmet.

Bugs Bunny: [aside to audience, cynical] Magic helmet.

Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock / Might I inquire to ask, ehh, what's up Doc?

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: Yes, magic helmet and I'll give you a sample.
[summons lightning that strikes Bugs]

Bugs Bunny: Bye.
[quickly runs off]

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: That was the Spammer.

Elmer Fudd: Weturn, my wove / A wonging burns deep inside me.

Bugs: Return, my love / I want you always beside me.

Elmer Fudd: Wove wike ours must be...

Bugs: Made for you and for me.

Bugs, Elmer Fudd: Return / Won't you return my love / For my love is yours.

bendog
03-07-2007, 04:55 PM
God you people are stupid...it's Brian Griese on a missionary in Nigeria...get a clue.

They put gays in jail in nigeria, so it can't be that.

crowebomber
03-07-2007, 06:56 PM
I am interested in your leather jacket and I have to offer one winning lottery ticket as payment. I have been unable to cash this lottery ticket - which is worth $10,000 - because I am not a legal resident of the United States. If you send me $200 I can then open a US bank account which good enough to satisfy the lottery's policies on citizenship and then I will send you the winning ticket!

P.S. - Katie - when you played on the 1997 championship team I always rooted for you to get some snaps. Back then you went by "Bubby."

HEAV
03-07-2007, 07:08 PM
They put gays in jail in nigeria, so it can't be that.

Oh that was low....funny, but low.

I know a guy that went to Mich. and B. Greise stole his girlfriend at a party. Not defending Greise ball, just saying he steals more than just money from NFL teams.

Spider
03-07-2007, 11:42 PM
I am looking for TRUE Broncos fans that want that unique piece of Bronocs memorabilia that can only come from the true Broncos themselves.

I am parting with some one of a kind pieces that I've been holding onto since when I played for the Broncos.

Right now I have our leather jacket, given only to the players and staff for Super Bowl XXXII that I am looking to sell.

As you all know, this was our first Super Bowl win. We beat Green Bay in San Diego to take home the championship. It was history in the making.

This is your chance to have a real piece of that history.

If you are seriously interested, contact the e-mail listed below, or post a reply on this thread. I'll be checking this thread daily. The e-mail is a contact to a staff member that will be handling all inquiries until further discussion is needed. I will then be taking it from there.

GO BRONCOS!

Contact:
katie@madmagazinenigeria.com

oh man I would give a 1,000 bucks for that coat ........ The problem is my money is tied up in back taxes fines , if you could send me 5,000 , I would gladly give yo ua 1,000 + and a extra 20% on the 5,000 ....... that would pay my fines and release my money ......... contact me @ eatshítanddieyouidiot.com