OM Survivor IV We are fa-mi-ly!

[theAPAOps5]

So I googled slaughtered sheep to try and find a mild image, yeah not so much. But I did find this. WTF, I didn't know sheep were considered dangerous:

http://www.agweb.com/blogger/uploaded_images/sheep-782702.jpg

[theAPAOps5]

Will someone please tell me if there is a picture of a mans bungole in place of the guns pointed at sheep.

[cbs1177]

could not find that photo for you but I did find a awesome cliff note video to catch the viewers up to date

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[theAPAOps5]

I didn't want the photo, you sicko, I wanted to make sure I didn't get the hot link trick. As in posting a picture of a sheep under arrest that becomes a spread butthole.

[cbs1177]

I did want the photo, you great person, I wanted to make sure I did get that hot trick. As in posting a picture of a sheep under arrest that becomes a spread butthole.

I know you type fast so I fixes your errors for ya.^5

[Jason7730]

a clever sheep (http://www.guydickinson.com/sheep/)

nothing more dangerous in the reality-based community...

[Jens1893]

I object the term sheep and propose a change to Lemmings. Sheep is old school.

http://www9.yatego.com/images/4492a593afe279.5/lemmings_psp.gif

[theAPAOps5]

We have decided upon Alpacas they are much more sophisticated.

[cbs1177]

http://files.myopera.com/prosperingbear/albums/87991/thumbs/Cliff%20Notes%20For%20Lemmings.gif_thumb.jpg

[theAPAOps5]

Seriously though I already apologized to Jens in private but to the rest I really never mean anything personal with all my jibba jabba it was just gamesmanship. So it you took it wrong know it wasn't personal. Now I go to eat my last meal and awate my shanking!!!

[Dagmar]

I didn't want the photo, you sicko, I wanted to make sure I didn't get the hot link trick. As in posting a picture of a sheep under arrest that becomes a spread butthole.

Who'd be retarded enough to fall for that?

[theAPAOps5]

I don't know I heard of this one dude but he may be an urban legend.

[TheSportsGuru]

We have decided upon Alpacas they are much more sophisticated.

And our wool is worth alot more...

Have you ever seen an Alpaca rug??? breathtaking!!!

http://www.don-guitar.com/pni/alpacaweb.jpg

[cbs1177]

is it like cashmere?

[TheSportsGuru]

is it like cashmere?

Softer....

[theAPAOps5]

And it cures cancer like Walkers tears.

[cbs1177]

I have never heard of Alpaca before until last nite and today. All we have here is coons, possom and nutras

[smalltowngrll]

We have so many of those animals out here. Too funny! I'd never heard of them until I moved here. I just thought that they were llamas.

[theAPAOps5]

I hated possom when I lived in GA. THose damn things would run right into the lane and then choose to freeze. I must have plowed at least 15 of those things. I once hit a wild boar too. Damn thing was barely fazed.

[cbs1177]

We have so many of those animals out here. Too funny! I'd never heard of them until I moved here. I just thought that they were llamas.

I looked on google and saw a pic and I thought it was a llama also so I thought maybe the vote pedro caused the thought. Well I guess I learned something today... and knowing is half the battle.

[TheSportsGuru]

I have never heard of Alpaca before until last nite and today. All we have here is coons, possom and nutras

My goal is to own an Alpaca farm one day....They are great investments...

Also very good with children...Loyal like dogs....truly awesome animals....

[cbs1177]

I hated possom when I lived in GA. THose damn things would run right into the lane and then choose to freeze. I must have plowed at least 15 of those things. I once hit a wild boar too. Damn thing was barely fazed.

It better not have been a razorback. This is razorback country here.

“Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie!

“Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie!

“Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie! Razorbacks!”

[Dagmar]

What exactly happened with the shanks?

[smalltowngrll]

From what I see in this thread, it appears that apa and cbs got ALL of them.

[cbs1177]

honestly I can't read anything in to anything any more. Old dude gets just sick at the end of the game. starts the mind games like we don't have enough of our own mind games

[cbs1177]

so hotrod and sassy are married? I was confused about the early post about me calling the lady in red and then someone said something about have fun with wife on the cruise

[TheSportsGuru]

I think I shanked myself....shank you very miuch....

[Arkansas Bronco]

I object the term sheep and propose a change to Lemmings. Sheep is old school.

http://www9.yatego.com/images/4492a593afe279.5/lemmings_psp.gif

Well since I am the one that started it I guess you all can say that I am a OG. Old school only goes to you f'n young lings. I am old school so bite it. B!tch (yet another dave fix).

[JCMElway]

I object the term sheep and propose a change to Lemmings. Sheep is old school.

http://www9.yatego.com/images/4492a593afe279.5/lemmings_psp.gif

Man I loved that game! What a blast from the past!

[Jens1893]

Isn´t it past Old Dude´s bed time yet?

[smalltowngrll]

Ok, time is up....

[theAPAOps5]

From what I see in this thread, it appears that apa and cbs got ALL of them.

I have some beachfront property in Kansas, you interested. :giggle:

[smalltowngrll]

I have 116 days left till the big vacation!! Woohoo...:thanku:

[cbs1177]

we didn't even have a countdown

[Old Dude]

RESULTS ROUND THIRTEEN

Bonus shanks this round:

TheSportsGuru has 5 bonus shanks, courtesy of: JCMElway; Jens1893; Missingnumber7; Conklin; and Smalltowngrll.

Cbs1177 has 4 bonus shanks, courtesy of DomCasual; Hotrod; Ant1999e; and Ludo21.

Falconer has 3 bonus shanks, courtesy of: Snowspot66; Gunns and Jth1331.

Minibronco has 3 bonus shanks, courtesy of: DBroncos4Life; Dagmar; Bfoflcommish.

ApaOps5 has one bonus shank, courtesy of Arkansas Bronco.

Eddie Mac and JBS7730 have no bonus shanks this round.




THE BREAKDOWN


MADE MEN:

JBS7730.................hits ApaOps5 for 1
TheSportsGuru.........hits Cbs1177 for 6
Eddie mac...............hits ApaOps5 for 1
Falconer.................hits ApaOps5 for 4
Minibronco..............hits ApaOps5 for 4

Unmade Men:

Cbs1177................hits Eddie Mac for 5
takes 2 hits retaliation

Snitch Jacket

ApaOps5..................hits Eddie Mac for 2
..............................takes 2 hits retaliation

Note: ApaOps5 takes -2 from wearing Snitch Jacket


THE TALLY
ApaOps5..............14 hits
Cbs1177................8 hits
Eddie Mac..............7 hits


ApaOps5 and Cbs1177 join the JURY OF DEATH.

Eddie Mac puts on the snitch jacket.


Voting for Round 14 may begin at any time.


Deadline is Noon, Wednesday!

[theAPAOps5]

I have this mental image of old dude sitting in his lazy boy, with an SI in his lap, head tilting down, and a drool bomb forming. This could be a while folks.

Edit: Never mind he beat me to it. Good game Alpacas. Keep it up in the main thread it makes it easier to vote when we can see you.

[smalltowngrll]

I have some beachfront property in Kansas, you interested. :giggle:

8') Uhhh, no thanks!

[JCMElway]

Who'd be retarded enough to fall for that?

LOL! LOL! LOL! Hilarious!

[smalltowngrll]

Yikes! :holyguac!

[cbs1177]

yay get to change my avatar now

[theAPAOps5]

Seriously good game Alpacas.

[theAPAOps5]

My avy stays down until after the draft then the lag should drop and I have a new one I am working on in Photoshop that will surpass the Cutler Walker one.

[smalltowngrll]

Wow...Seriously, I was fooled on that one.

Nice job guys!

[theAPAOps5]

So are three going down next round? How do we get down to the final two.

[theAPAOps5]

Wow...Seriously, I was fooled on that one.

Nice job guys!


Are you kidding or really serious. THis game has me so leery I can't tell. HR was bluffing. We got the shank report and new we were in trouble. Unfortunately we had a boat load for round 14 but we new we weren't getting there.

[cbs1177]

As a newbie I have accomplished my goals
1) get over 1k post finally
2) get to know fellow maners
3) earn their respect.
4) was tired of being goody goody tissue in real life wanted to explore my darker side.

mission accomplished.

[Falconer]

Wow! I thought one would be going from each camp. Then again I only have a little sheep brain, so who knows. Baa, Baa.

[Jens1893]

Are you kidding or really serious. THis game has me so leery I can't tell. HR was bluffing. We got the shank report and new we were in trouble. Unfortunately we had a boat load for round 14 but we new we weren't getting there.

Out of interest, how many did you have for Round 14?

[theAPAOps5]

I would like to state it here and now. My main goal was to try to keep CBS going, which is why I went completely bunko in the main thread. I wanted to keep him going. My reason, he was the one who came up with the Lights Out move using the second PM to Old Dude and BCCing. That was masterful and I want everyone who wasn't with us on that to know it.

[theAPAOps5]

Out of interest, how many did you have for Round 14?


I had 7 myself, I am not sure how many cbs had. I erased my PMs

[cbs1177]

hey I came in second for brown nose ing.

[smalltowngrll]

Are you kidding or really serious. THis game has me so leery I can't tell. HR was bluffing. We got the shank report and new we were in trouble. Unfortunately we had a boat load for round 14 but we new we weren't getting there.

Honestly, I figured you had enough shanks to take out one of ours. We were really going for putting the snitch jacket on the other one of you. We thought you had at most 14.

[Jens1893]

I would like to state it here and now. My main goal was to try to keep CBS going, which is why I went completely bunko in the main thread. I wanted to keep him going. My reason, he was the one who came up with the Lights Out move using the second PM to Old Dude and BCCing. That was masterful and I want everyone who wasn't with us on that to know it.

I put that on Ludo. And I thought you were trying to sneak CBS into the next round as I figured he´d have a lot of shanks.

[theAPAOps5]

cbs came up with the move. Ark and I hatched to plan to plant seeds that you could actually take two of us out now that cbs had flipped.

[cbs1177]

that was my only great move. Of course every one remembers my no so great move voting for flo bronco

[theAPAOps5]

Honestly, I figured you had enough shanks to take out one of ours. We were really going for putting the snitch jacket on the other one of you. We thought you had at most 14.

We knew we were in trouble when the first votes came from the former players. You guys had a lot of people in your posse. My main goal was to take the hit and get cbs shanks. But alas we just couldn't get enough to get him through. Playing as unmade men and one of us in a snitch jacket for so many rounds really made it hard. Then every time Old Dude introduced the next twist it was in a manner that just made it harder for us. I know he didn't plan it but every time we saw the new rules were like AH CRAP!!!!

[Jens1893]

that was my only great move. Of course every one remembers my no so great move voting for flo bronco

how many shanks did you have for round 14?

[Falconer]

cbs came up with the move. Ark and I hatched to plan to plant seeds that you could actually take two of us out now that cbs had flipped.

It was a great move, and I PMed cbs to congratulate him. I was a little uneasy about it, but I was on my way out of town that day and one a decision was made that was the end of the story. I let my greed overcome my doubts. :clown:

[TheSportsGuru]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail181.jpg

Behind the sheep?? It IS the sheep!!!


Seriously, great job by everyone on your side.....I am still pulling out my pubes one by one with tweezers for not playing chicken that round, and I waited until the last possible second to vote....

[Jason7730]

Good game so far, guy's and gals, I wonder what's going to happen next?

[cbs1177]

how many shanks did you have for round 14?

I save those stories for pillow talks my friend. I gotta get in bed with ya and talk sweet nothing into your ear. I am on jury now. so unless we stay up until 3am I take my thoughts with me. I am not that easy. !Booya! !Booya! If you kept me alive who knows......

[smalltowngrll]

We knew we were in trouble when the first votes came from the former players. You guys had a lot of people in your posse. My main goal was to take the hit and get cbs shanks. But alas we just couldn't get enough to get him through. Playing as unmade men and one of us in a snitch jacket for so many rounds really made it hard. Then every time Old Dude introduced the next twist it was in a manner that just made it harder for us. I know he didn't plan it but every time we saw the new rules were like AH CRAP!!!!

You very near did get him through. We almost laid everything on you and hoped for the best. But, when we started running the numbers, it just made sense to divert a few votes to him.

BTW...cbs, that was a masterful plan. I had a feeling, a HUGE feeling that you guys were doing that...but, i couldn't prove anything. And that bcc was what did it! Very nice!

[theAPAOps5]

So how do you guys go about this now? Our method was to vote on a B-Ball score and who ever was furthest away went. If we got that far.

[Jason7730]

So how do you guys go about this now? Our method was to vote on a B-Ball score and who ever was furthest away went. If we got that far.

Yeah, we are going to have to talk about that a lttle bit.

[Jason7730]

That's a pretty sane way to go about it!!

[cbs1177]

You very near did get him through. We almost laid everything on you and hoped for the best. But, when we started running the numbers, it just made sense to divert a few votes to him.

BTW...cbs, that was a masterful plan. I had a feeling, a HUGE feeling that you guys were doing that...but, i couldn't prove anything. And that bcc was what did it! Very nice!

man I was sweating b/c jens and JCM demanded a BCC to prove my trustworthiness. I don't know why. I only told the truth of course I have left out some details. but story is true. but then it hit me only first vote counts. I melted down that nite. most of my side told me just to sit tight they take care of rest. That round was the most nerve racking one ever. When i saw the results I gave all my co workers hugs and the ladies kisses. After that round I was just proud I sold my product well and gain the respect of others.

[theAPAOps5]

You very near did get him through. We almost laid everything on you and hoped for the best. But, when we started running the numbers, it just made sense to divert a few votes to him.

BTW...cbs, that was a masterful plan. I had a feeling, a HUGE feeling that you guys were doing that...but, i couldn't prove anything. And that bcc was what did it! Very nice!


That is why I went with the loud mouth arrogant play. That and false claims of shanks. I wanted all the votes on me so as to get cbs under the radar.

[Jens1893]

I only trusted JCM´s judgement that round, CBS. I never talked to you until 3am. :)

[theAPAOps5]

man I was sweating b/c jens and JCM demanded a BCC to prove my trustworthiness. I don't know why. I only told the truth of course I have left out some details. but story is true. but then it hit me only first vote counts. I melted down that nite. most of my side told me just to sit tight they take care of rest. That round was the most nerve racking one ever. When i saw the results I gave all my co workers hugs and the ladies kisses. After that round I was just proud I sold my product well and gain the respect of others.

Yeah CBS had all these plans. It was funny, in the end subtlety was the best way.

[ludo21]

im PISSED a noob is winning.. this sucks...

my bad for stabbing STG back too early.... but I didnt trust ANY vet at all this year, and it cost us as I got everyone of them out Ha!

[cbs1177]

I only trusted JCM´s judgement that round, CBS. I never talked to you until 3am. :)

well it is never too late but I never said who has talked to me until 3am it has been several thru out the whole game. not to say I am easy of course.!Booya! !Booya! I am so sleeping in the next couple of days.

[theAPAOps5]

im PISSED a noob is winning.. this sucks...

my bad for stabbing STG back too early.... but I didnt trust ANY vet at all this year, and it cost us as I got everyone of them out Ha!

CBS and I are noobs too. Ha!

[smalltowngrll]

im PISSED a noob is winning.. this sucks...

my bad for stabbing STG back too early.... but I didnt trust ANY vet at all this year, and it cost us as I got everyone of them out Ha!

ROFL! NOooooow you listen to what I was saying~! :P

Eh, no worries. I knew I was a target the whole game. That was the plan from the beginning.

[Dagmar]

SHEEP!


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[theAPAOps5]

This was so much fun I am sad its done. Man a year is going to take a long time to come around.

[Jason7730]

The "YEAR of the NEEWBS" lol
bbbaaaaaahahhh

[BroncoBuff]

It sounded like a great idea ....
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5444/42766441hl8.jpg
Let’s play Global Thermonuclear Survivor!!

[smalltowngrll]

It sounded like a great idea ....
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5444/42766441hl8.jpg
Let’s play Global Thermonuclear Survivor!!

I Looooooved that movie!!! Oh man, I'm old!

[ludo21]

CBS and I are noobs too. Ha!

yeah but ya played like Vets and were on my team, so its all good :approve:

In the end, guys like Falcon, and mini, and eddie are lucky that no one cared enough about them to take them out ;D

But thats the way the game goes. Good job guys, now kill kill killl!!! ^5

[BroncoBuff]

The Survivors all asked, "It this a game? Or is it REAL?
. . . http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4526/peoplefm6.png

[Jason7730]

SHEEP!


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That was some well timed funny sh*t.
Thank you Dagmar!

[TheSportsGuru]

That will be $750 for idea infringment!!!

[TheSportsGuru]

The Survivors all asked, "It this a game? Or is it REAL?
. . . http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4526/peoplefm6.png


I'm Dr. Falken????

[BroncoBuff]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4328/uhohcz3.jpghttp://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4231/whatiy6.jpg

[cbs1177]

The Survivors all asked, "It this a game? Or is it REAL?
. . . http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4526/peoplefm6.png


whatever I am so much more eye candy then that for the ladies. I am still hurt I went thru the post the pic thread and no kudos for trying to personalize my pms for shanks.

[BroncoBuff]

Sorry, Guru and cbs ... I had limited labelling choices...

[cbs1177]

I sent Bronco buff a pm saying some kid whose name has to be protected b/c he is a minor but any woot his make a wish...wish was for Bronco buff to give me his shank. that was his last breath and bronco buff didn't fulfill the dying kids last breath

[theAPAOps5]

I am proud to me Mathew Broderick the early years.

[BroncoBuff]

To be honest, my shank was gone when you PM'd cbs .... I thought I would give my snank to a different guy in the next round, and then rotate.

But the WOPR said .... er, I mean Old Dude said no.

[cbs1177]

ironically I played the back role in the teams. muwhahahah

[theAPAOps5]

I sent Bronco buff a pm saying some kid whose name has to be protected b/c he is a minor but any woot his make a wish...wish was for Bronco buff to give me his shank. that was his last breath and bronco buff didn't fulfill the dying kids last breath

Thats how BB roles. He takes groups of orphaned kids with disabilities and head lice to burnt down warehouses and tells them Disney Land burnt down. He is one hard Mutha Focka

[cbs1177]

To be honest, my shank was gone when you PM'd cbs .... I thought I would give my snank to a different guy in the next round, and then rotate.

But the WOPR said .... er, I mean Old Dude said no.

personally it doesn't affect me but that kids last breath is on your hands. not mine. I am guilt free

[TheSportsGuru]

I am proud to me Mathew Broderick the early years.

Maybe Ferris Beuller matthew Brederick, not WarGame Matthew Broderick....


Just remember, if you are ever in a battle of wits with a Super-Militay-Defense-Computer named Joshua, challenge it to a game of Tic-Tac-Toe....Works every time....

[cbs1177]

yeah but ya played like Vets and were on my team, so its all good :approve:

In the end, guys like Falcon, and mini, and eddie are lucky that no one cared enough about them to take them out ;D

But thats the way the game goes. Good job guys, now kill kill killl!!! ^5

STG and Heydensmom taught me how to be so vicious. I mean red heads are vixens.

[theAPAOps5]

Who would have thunk a game of tic-tac-toe would save the world. Crazy thought!

[Jason7730]

yeah but ya played like Vets and were on my team, so its all good :approve:

In the end, guys like Falcon, and mini, and eddie are lucky that no one cared enough about them to take them out ;D

But thats the way the game goes. Good job guys, now kill kill killl!!! ^5

Remember Ludo, I tried to reach out to a fellow AZ brother..

[cbs1177]

okay drawing a blank what movie is that from

[smalltowngrll]

ironically I played the back role in the teams. muwhahahah

Ok, so my big question cbs....did you intentionally stab me in the back or did you really get fooled by Ludo's lies??

[theAPAOps5]

STG and Heydensmom taught me how to be so vicious. I mean red heads are vixens.

Dude my mom is a solid red head. That women could literally stare me into tears. Then when I dared push her over the limit, Boy Howdy. I once ran away and lived in our dog house for a day because I made that woman so furious. Its not my fault I have ADD and need to burn down our hedges to keep myself occupied.

[cbs1177]

only if you answer why you got Heydensmom to finger me...

[smalltowngrll]

STG and Heydensmom taught me how to be so vicious. I mean red heads are vixens.

:holyguac! I'm not a red head...

Don't think I'm vicious either!! ;)

[cbs1177]

Ok, so my big question cbs....did you intentionally stab me in the back or did you really get fooled by Ludo's lies??

that whole round you nevered pmed me until thirty minutes until the vote and I told you specifically I was off vacation so no access to computer 24/7 b/c back at work. Also I was at tennis lounge that week so busy time is lunch which is around the time most people wheel and deal at the last minute. I am in central time zone. I felt snubbed and I put the pieces together in my head. I felt you just used me until you were done with me. I sent you the pm ludo sent me that either I am with him or else I am offed the next round.

[smalltowngrll]

only if you answer why you got Heydensmom to finger me...

I didn't! That was a lie from Ludo. She and I never even talked stategy about the game. I had no clue. I was totally convinced you were on my team. I couldn't believe it when you voted to kill me.

[BroncoBuff]

All right, already! STOP PM'ing me, Guru and cbs!

Happy?:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2307/peoplexw6.png

[cbs1177]

:holyguac! I'm not a red head...

Don't think I'm vicious either!! ;)

wait so you are strawberry blond?? I seen your pic on post a pic thread

[cbs1177]

All right, already! STOP PM'ing me, Guru and cbs!

Happy?:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2307/peoplexw6.png

Okay that is better. jez you almost damaged my reputation with the ladies on that post.

[ludo21]

I didn't! That was a lie from Ludo. She and I never even talked stategy about the game. I had no clue. I was totally convinced you were on my team. I couldn't believe it when you voted to kill me.

LOL

i never said that. or did i? I cant remember anymore :P

[smalltowngrll]

that whole round you nevered pmed me until thirty minutes until the vote and I told you specifically I was off vacation so no access to computer 24/7 b/c back at work. Also I was at tennis lounge that week so busy time is lunch which is around the time most people wheel and deal at the last minute. I am in central time zone. I felt snubbed and I put the pieces together in my head. I felt you just used me until you were done with me. I sent you the pm ludo sent me that either I am with him or else I am offed the next round.

Actually, remember, I had pm'd you right after the vote the previous round. Ahhh, well. I had been out the night before and wasn't around my computer.

[cbs1177]

red is the new orange or orange is the new red. I guess according to sassy or gunns I get them confused right now. confused all over.

[cbs1177]

There should be a place to store classic pms. I mean loads and loads of pms had to be destroyed b/c of space limits. But STG I only got a pm thirty minutes before the vote and then the next round the same thing. Med sent me a pm saying we are going ARk bro this round join us please. I did make it very very clear I was off vacation and back at work so don't have access after 8:30 am central time.

[cbs1177]

okay I did sneak in web but computers god awful slow and that is a no no at work internet.

[smalltowngrll]

All right, already! STOP PM'ing me, Guru and cbs!

Happy?:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2307/peoplexw6.png

ROFL! NICE!!!

[smalltowngrll]

wait so you are strawberry blond?? I seen your pic on post a pic thread

Nope...brown hair.

[cbs1177]

man I thought it was red hair for real. I must have miss looked at ya pics. oh well. I still get kudos for looking thru that thread though trying ot place faces with Omaners names.

[cbs1177]

to my defense I did say I was color blind earlier. It is true. Thank God we have a uniform for work God only knows what I would put together.

[smalltowngrll]

man I thought it was red hair for real. I must have miss looked at ya pics. oh well. I still get kudos for looking thru that thread though trying ot place faces with Omaners names.

Yes, you get credit for that...definitely!!

[cbs1177]

Yes, you get credit for that...definitely!!

that is you on the fence. right?

http://www.geocities.com/smalltowngrll/KerriAtFest.jpg

I need a new monitor I guess this is embrassing miss calling colors but hey I am from Arkansas our colors are based on different things then y'alls

[theAPAOps5]

Alright the best part about finally dying is I can go to bed before 1am now. And I can sleep through the night. CBS can attest I must have said goodnight like 3 times before I finally stopped scheming every night. Goodnight all and good luck next round.

[cbs1177]

yeah he would say the dog needed to pee so hello.. had to water the plants. so hello

he was one of my late nite talkers.

[TheSportsGuru]

This means you all get another day of great movie quotes.....

You lucky dead people you!!

[theAPAOps5]

yeah he would say the dog needed to pee so hello.. had to water the plants. so hello

he was one of my late nite talkers.

No that little **** had to pee like 4 times last night. I went to bed and finally fell asleep at 2:30am and had to be up for work at 5:30. Then it wasn't restful sleep as I was going over schemes to keep one of us alive over and over and over until I started dreaming about it.

[cbs1177]

*putting thesportsguru on ignore* sweet crises avoided.

[smalltowngrll]

that is you on the fence. right?

http://www.geocities.com/smalltowngrll/KerriAtFest.jpg

I need a new monitor I guess this is embrassing miss calling colors but hey I am from Arkansas our colors are based on different things then y'alls

Yes, that's me....but, my hair is light brown. :)

[cbs1177]

No that little **** had to pee like 4 times last night. I went to bed and finally fell asleep at 2:30am and had to be up for work at 5:30. Then it wasn't restful sleep as I was going over schemes to keep one of us alive over and over and over until I started dreaming about it.

yeah I have been worried about this new position at work and then with survivor I had a dream of them merging together. I had the head honcho come over to me and say you act so innocent but I know' I know you are playing us but I see your lies. you act like you are nothing but you crave kudos for your move. is this true. I personally screwed up a major function at the club in y dream of course I have sabotage many of events in real life..

I woke up sweating don't know if it was hot b/c it has been hot or if from the dream but glad to get good nites sleep also with out it haunting my dreams also.

[TheSportsGuru]

*putting thesportsguru on ignore* sweet crises avoided.

You would ingore me???

That power should be saved for someone alot more annoying than me....:afro:

[TheSportsGuru]

Yes, that's me....but, my hair is light brown. :)

Damn girl....I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!!!


:twokisses

[cbs1177]

Damn girl....I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!!!


:twokisses

hey sports there is only one rooster for this hen house so go find another one.

[TheSportsGuru]

hey sports there is only one rooster for this hen house so go find another one.

No worries, CBS, I have three ladies that keep me plenty occupied....



Though, stg, I always have room on the side for a little somethin', somethin' if you know what I mean......:pimp:

[cbs1177]

Posts: 178

hope that is not a references to anything. hope you are more involved in the other areas of your life.

[TheSportsGuru]

There ya go with the post thing again....Maybe it's a reference to the fact that I do have a life that revolves around something other than this site...as good as it is....

And yes, my two little girls are the top priority for me, which was utilized as a weapon against me this entire game....

And running my own Broncos site, which is priority 3, right after my job....So I apologize to the audience that getting over 1000 posts is not priority #1 for me.....

[cbs1177]

I have OCD so of course I have no life.!Booya! !Booya! Also I have a WoW dark priest character that was level 60 so I am a sad person alone at home. Naw man all fun and games from here on out. I demand pics in the post a pic thread. makes it seem like you are hiding something... flaunt those precious ones.

[Arkansas Bronco]

im PISSED a noob is winning.. this sucks...

my bad for stabbing STG back too early.... but I didnt trust ANY vet at all this year, and it cost us as I got everyone of them out Ha!

Uh I haven't read through any of this but to say after all I have shown this doesnt rub me the right way.

[TheSportsGuru]

I have OCD so of course I have no life.!Booya! !Booya! Also I have a WoW dark priest character that was level 60 so I am a sad person alone at home. Naw man all fun and games from here on out. I demand pics in the post a pic thread. makes it seem like you are hiding something... flaunt those precious ones.

That I can do, just got their spring pics taken over the weekend.......I can also add my pics I took with Mr and Mrs Cutler in Cleveland when I drank Coors Light's with them all night before the Broncos/Browns game....and the rest of the Maner's that were there at Panini's that night...and the tail gate the next day......

Oh yea, forgot to mention my Internet radio show I do every Thursday Night....MHR Radio....aye carumba!

[cbs1177]

Also since I am on jury of DEATH

I am not going for JBS7730... I mean it is so close to CBS1177...

[ludo21]

Uh I haven't read through any of this but to say after all I have shown this doesnt rub me the right way.

except for you guys.. my bad Ark.. :)

Dom, Dagmar, and Ark.. those 3 were my boys from the beginning... ^5

[cbs1177]

except for you guys.. my bad Ark.. :)

Dom, Dagmar, and Ark.. those 3 were my boys from the beginning... ^5

I guess me and Apaops were only road kill then crap. STG was right. * looking at the revenge thread as we speak*.

[TheSportsGuru]

except for you guys.. my bad Ark.. :)

Dom, Dagmar, and Ark.. those 3 were my boys from the beginning... ^5

Is it my fault no one, not one person, contacted me until round 3?? and I tried, believe me I tried......

[ludo21]

I guess me and Apaops were only road kill then crap. STG was right. * looking at the revenge thread as we speak*.

i was speaking of vets.. ;D

I do admit, I didnt trust Apa right away, but he quickly proved himself, and CBS, i trusted ya as soon as Ark said u were cool.

The game was larger than i thought, i dhould have made a bigger team in the beginning...

[cbs1177]

yeah but ya played like Vets and were on my team, so its all good :approve:

In the end, guys like Falcon, and mini, and eddie are lucky that no one cared enough about them to take them out ;D

But thats the way the game goes. Good job guys, now kill kill killl!!! ^5

so playing like vets is not good enough only if we get a sticker for playing for one year. Okay so just to make sure I am on same page. played like vets but not vets. AFter this year I so earned my stinking sticker bro.

[DomCasual]

Okay, I just got on and saw the smoke and mirrors routine finally ran out of gas - about four rounds later than I thought it would. Congratulations to those of you who won.

Although, wouldn't it be ironic if after all this work, the person that won didn't find out until, say, June - because he doesn't really come around here that much?

[cbs1177]

i was speaking of vets.. ;D

I do admit, I didnt trust Apa right away, but he quickly proved himself, and CBS, i trusted ya as soon as Ark said u were cool.

The game was larger than i thought, i dhould have made a bigger team in the beginning...

I ride on no ones coattails. my friend I am merit on my own right. Ha! I don't even know ARk fellow get him confused with Arkie. both had same forum name for a while. then one switch and then the other took out the "_" from name so hard to keep it all straight.

[cbs1177]

Okay, I just got on and saw the smoke and mirrors routine finally ran out of gas - about four rounds later than I thought it would. Congratulations to those of you who won.

Although, wouldn't it be ironic if after all this work, the person that won didn't find out until, say, June - because he doesn't really come around here that much?

ran out of smoke bombs from zombie mall. stupid surplus stores ran out of them fangled smoke bombs.

[cbs1177]

waiting on response oleg

[cbs1177]

changed to protect the innocent

[cbs1177]

Dom I don't know if you knew but it is customary to give reps to those who post on your birthday threads. I did hit your thread on your exact birthday and not a day early.!Booya!!Booya!

[Oleg Gordievsky]

does this ring a bell:

HAHAHA This was good plenty! You could be Oleg with not a beat missing!

Ah yes. Oleg remembers this as if it were tomorrow.

Oleg must sorry to all wishing for Oleg to shank with them. Oleg could not shank with good conscience. Oleg just pass information. Not shank.

Oleg must now to pasture go. We have saying. The best Russian is Russian that makes leaving.

[DomCasual]

Dom I don't know if you knew but it is customary to give reps to those who post on your birthday threads. I did hit your thread on your exact birthday and not a day early.!Booya!!Booya!

Sorry, man. I hadn't gone through the ones from today. :)

[cbs1177]

All is well with the world. From this game I got Atlas to hit me with his customary user post whore unite pic; me and russians united; got fingered; shanked; increased my post count; received reps; But sadly never in snitch jacket I feel robbed. lol.!Booya! drunken post; and above all meet cool maners that would not have given me the time of day otherwise.;D !Booya! !Booya!

[Crushaholic]

Fingered and shanked. Gee, TheDave was so worried there wasn't any whoring involved this year. Silly Sausage King...

[Pezman]

Chebornek!
Ja.
Come here.
What?
What dat?
Don't know.
Look like dog **** to me.
Ja. Look like dog **** to me too.
Hmm. Pick up.
Huh?
PICK UP!...Feel like dog ****?
Ja. Feel like dog ****.
Smell.
Huh?
SMELL!
*sniff* UGH!
Smell like dog ****?
I-It smell like dog ****.
Taste.
Huh?
TASTE!.
*tastes* *coughs*
Taste like dog ****?
Yeah. Taste like dog ****.
Hmm. Good thing we don't step in it.
Ja, good thing.
Hmm. Let's go eat.
Ja, eat.

[TheChamp24]

Yeah, screw you cbs and Apa, bastards.
I'm wondering what exactly the Jury of Death is all about...

[Old Dude]

So are three going down next round? How do we get down to the final two.


Three will die at Noon today. That will leave the two finalists.

Once they are determined, we will enter Round 15. The finalists themselves will not get to vote. All members of the Jury of Death willl have one vote. We will also run a 72-hour public opinion poll. The loser of the poll will suffer 4 and 1/2 adverse votes. The winner of Survivor IV will be announced Saturday afternoon.

[Old Dude]

THE FANTABULOUS FIVE


1. JCMElway
2. Mediator12
3. Ludo21
4. DBroncos4Life
5. Pat Bowlen
6. Snowspot66
7. Jens1893
8. Dagmar
9. Florida Bronco
10. JBS7730
11. DomCasual
12. Falconer
13. TheTrueOne
14. Dr. Broncenstein
15. Minibronco
16. Missingnumber7
17. Arkansas Bronco
18. Red Rocket RC
19. Bfoflcommish
20. BMF Bronco
21. Ant1999e
22. Heydensmom
23. TheSportsGuru
24. Gunns
25. Conklin
26. Cbs1177
27. Jth1331
28. Hotrod
29. ApaOps5
30. Eddie mac
31. Smalltowngrll

[Old Dude]

The Jury of Death

14th place Arkansas Bronco
13th place Jens1893
12th place DomCasual
11th place JCMElway
10th place Missingnumber7
9th place Jth1331
8th place Ludo21
7th place ApaOps5
6th place Cbs1177

Three will join today!

[Arkansas Bronco]

that is you on the fence. right?

http://www.geocities.com/smalltowngrll/KerriAtFest.jpg

I need a new monitor I guess this is embrassing miss calling colors but hey I am from Arkansas our colors are based on different things then y'alls

Go f yourself cbs I know my colors Ha! (j/k about f'ing yourself it should be obious but I know how cant tell sarcasm)

[Arkansas Bronco]

Dom I don't know if you knew but it is customary to give reps to those who post on your birthday threads. I did hit your thread on your exact birthday and not a day early.!Booya!!Booya!

This has to be one of the worst rep whoring posts ever. Well next to f'n Buff's entire thread.

[Arkansas Bronco]

damn still about 5 pages to read and I have to drive to work trust me more vengeance to come. ;) Oh and other then SportsG and at times Falc you realy are pure sheeps that just coast with the vote. Major rep to SportsG for coming out of his shell.

[TheSportsGuru]

damn still about 5 pages to read and I have to drive to work trust me more vengeance to come. ;) Oh and other then SportsG and at times Falc you realy are pure sheeps that just coast with the vote. Major rep to SportsG for coming out of his shell.

They Love me, They Love me!!!

I have a feeling nothing would have been a bigger death sentence than to come in day 1, with 80 posts, and start spouting off with verbal diarrhea....Yep, that would have been the proverbial horse-head in the bed....

[theAPAOps5]

SportsG has my vote. The others deserve crap, CRAP I TELL YOU

[Dagmar]

except for you guys.. my bad Ark.. :)

Dom, Dagmar, and Ark.. those 3 were my boys from the beginning... ^5

:yayaya: :wave: :egbgb: ;) :kiss: :flower:

[Falconer]

yeah but ya played like Vets and were on my team, so its all good :approve:

In the end, guys like Falcon, and mini, and eddie are lucky that no one cared enough about them to take them out ;D

But thats the way the game goes. Good job guys, now kill kill killl!!! ^5

That hurts Ludo. Here I was thinking you cared about me, and now this... How can I ever heal from the angst that fills my soul.... HOW... :Whaaaa!:

[alkemical]

That hurts Ludo. Here I was thinking you cared about me, and now this... How can I ever heal from the angst that fills my soul.... HOW... :Whaaaa!:

Knock it off or i'll slap the emo out of you.

[Falconer]

Knock it off or i'll slap the emo out of you.

If I have some emo in me, I think it is your obligation as a fellow Bronco fan to come slap it out of me. :approve:

[Arkansas Bronco]

except for you guys.. my bad Ark.. :)

Dom, Dagmar, and Ark.. those 3 were my boys from the beginning... ^5

Ah it was my bad I have a broken tooth and took a percocet (mspelled) then a bit later I posted that.

[Old Dude]

RESULTS - ROUND FOURTEEN

We are still waiting for the vote from Eddie Mac, but no matter what he does, it cannot possibly change any aspect of the outcome. Therefore, in the interest of moving things along, here are the results...



Available shanks

TheSportsGuru...5 (4 bonus shanks, courtesy of Blueflame, Alec, Crushaholic, and anthonypacino.)

Falconer ...5 (4 bonus shanks, courtesy of Sassy, bendog, Tredici and Mtbrncofn)

JBS7730 .... 2 (1 bonus shank, courtesy of Clockwork Orange)

Minibronco ...1 (no bonus shanks)

Eddie Mac ....1 (no bonus shanks)

----------------------------------------------


Minibronco slips his shank into TheSportsGuru.

Falconer stabs Minibronco twice, and shoves three shanks into JBS7730.

TheSportsGuru stabs Minibronco three times and shoves two into JBS7730.

JBS7730 slams two shanks into Minibronco.

General population hammers Eddie Mac twice for wearing a snitch jacket.


THE TALLY:

Minibronco........7 hits
JBS7730...........5 hits
Eddie Mac.........2 hits
TheSportsGuru...1 hit


Still waiting for the vote from Eddie Mac, but he's dead and clinches third place no matter what he does. He would take 2 hits if he uses his shank against a Made Man, and all of the others are Made Men. So that would clinch third place with a total of 4 damage. If he abstains, he still clinches third place with two hits against him (or three if he shafts himself), since, according to the Rules, death trumps disqualification. Nor could the one vote from Eddie Mac affect the spread between 4th and 5th place, since there are two votes separating them, and Eddie Mac has only one.

It's a done deal.

Minibronco takes 5th place. JBS7730 takes 4th place.

The Bronze Medal goes to Eddie Mac


THE TWELVE MEMBERS OF THE JURY OF DEATH: Arkansas Bronco, Jens1893, DomCasual, JCMElway, Missingnumber7, Jth1331, Ludo21, ApaOps5, Cbs1177, Minibronco, JBS7730, Eddie Mac.

------------------------------------



Falconer and TheSportsGuru go on to the finals!!!


Let's give them a BIG HAND!

http://pixelmafia.org/graphics/PM-hand-sm.gif


Rules for Round 15 will be posted shortly ....

[cbs1177]

man I have to sit next to mini bronco. Old dude is that where we have to sit in the jury in that order? ugh

[Arkansas Bronco]

I ride on no ones coattails. my friend I am merit on my own right. Ha! I don't even know ARk fellow get him confused with Arkie. both had same forum name for a while. then one switch and then the other took out the "_" from name so hard to keep it all straight.

Ok just to call you out for the hell of it the only reason you know me and arkie had the same name is that I told ya. ;) Oh and add to the fact that we worked together for 3 years you might could say we have crossed paths. I brought you in for a damn sheep vote and the bastard started playing ??? and did it rather well.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Well I am glad the best of the sheep..ah alpacas made it to the end no secret here SportsG has my vote for his inspiring ending. I will hit OD with my vote soon.

[Falconer]

Well I am glad the best of the sheep..ah alpacas made it to the end no secret here SportsG has my vote for his inspiring ending. I will hit OD with my vote soon.

Now, now. There is no reason to be hasty with your voting. That is unless you are voting for me. :~ohyah!:

[cbs1177]

The sports guru promised me I could come his show and talk sports. Falconer now it is your turn to up the stakes.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Ok just to call you out for the hell of it the only reason you know me and arkie had the same name is that I told ya. ;) Oh and add to the fact that we worked together for 3 years you might could say we have crossed paths. I brought you in for a damn sheep vote and the bastard started playing ??? and did it rather well.

Oops I think the drugs are still working on me. We only worked together for 5 years.

[cbs1177]

Yeah it is true audience. But hey I did go my own way the first vote. Flo bronco had to go. Never really was a true sheep or lemmings or what ever they are calling themselves now a days.

[TheSportsGuru]

The sports guru promised me I could come his show and talk sports. Falconer now it is your turn to up the stakes.

Now now.....No bribes here....I want your vote based on the merits of my achievements.....

http://www.evesmag.com/pianomantwo.jpg

Or becuase I am quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke, and there's no place that I'd rather be....

[Falconer]

The sports guru promised me I could come his show and talk sports. Falconer now it is your turn to up the stakes.

Ok cbs, I am taking a fly fishing trip in about two weeks. I will not only let you do some fishing with me personally, but I will give you a fly personally tied by me. Surely an offer you cannot refuse.

[TheSportsGuru]

Yeah it is true audience. But hey I did go my own way the first vote. Flo bronco had to go. Never really was a true sheep or lemmings or what ever they are calling themselves now a days.

You wanna talk about my own way...go back to my first vote....

Obvious as hell I had no affiliation....

[cbs1177]

sure sure this is coming from someone who skanked my six times. By the way Old Dude is this jury room gonna have securtity and is there gonna be a weapons search? I dont' want this to turn out like that movie buried alive. Where the psycho woman turns the whole house in to a maze that leads to a coffin.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Yeah it is true audience. But hey I did go my own way the first vote. Flo bronco had to go. Never really was a true sheep or lemmings or what ever they are calling themselves now a days.

Always a Rebel. :notworthy

I still stand by what I said earlier I really never had a team or did anything all game just randomly voted. 8')

[Falconer]

Now now.....No bribes here....I want your vote based on the merits of my achievements.....

http://www.evesmag.com/pianomantwo.jpg

Or becuase I am quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke, and there's no place that I'd rather be....

Since I have no real achievements, I am willing to bribe. ;D

[JCMElway]

The Jury of Death

14th place Arkansas Bronco
13th place Jens1893
12th place DomCasual
11th place JCMElway
10th place Missingnumber7
9th place Jth1331
8th place Ludo21
7th place ApaOps5
6th place Cbs1177

Three will join today!

Ha! I beat DomCasual!!! !Booya! !Booya!

[Old Dude]

THE FINAL ROUND

http://abyss.hubbe.net/jeremiah/gallery/gfx/covers/jtv/lg/ep/s1/110-shotgun-lg.jpg

We're all out of Thompsons, but each member of the Jury of Death gets ONE Double-Barreled Shotgun.

The Jury of Death

Back row:

Arkansas Bronco
Jens1893
DomCasual
JCMElway
Missingnumber7
Jth1331


Front Row:

Ludo21
ApaOps5
Cbs1177
Minibronco
JBS7730
Eddie Mac

By Noon, Saturday, each member of the JURY OF DEATH may PM me with up to two votes to be shot at either (or both) of the FINALISTS. You can fire both shots at one guy or split them up, or fire them in the air. Your choice.

At the same time, we will have a contemporaneous Public Opinion Poll in the Off-Topics forum, asking the public (anonymously, of course) which of the two survivors should die. The loser gets an additional three and one-half votes against them. (The half-vote is to make sure we break ties.) The results of the poll will also be tabulated as of Noon, Saturday, and considered final as of that time.

Falconer and TheSportsGuru

One will sleep with the fishes. One will win it all !!!!!

[cbs1177]

Oh the irony. First sports if I was to come on your show. I would get it canceled can't really hold my own about sports talk just ask ark. Falconer true story one time I went trout fishing at Heber Springs, AR and just so happen the truck came no more then 50 feet and stocked the lake. Well it was a fenzy every one was catching their limit for the day in about 30 minutes. I was still working on my first fish. I went home empty handed that day.

[Falconer]

sure sure this is coming from someone who skanked my six times. By the way Old Dude is this jury room gonna have securtity and is there gonna be a weapons search? I dont' want this to turn out like that movie buried alive. Where the psycho woman turns the whole house in to a maze that leads to a coffin.

First of all I want everyone to know that I did not under any circumstances skank cbs even one time! I am not sure if Ark is sharing medication with him, but this is totally untrue. Furthermore, I only did that because I cared about you. Just ask Ludo. If someone doesn't care about you they just let you skate by. The fact that I shanked you six times shows how much I thought of you. :thanku:

[cbs1177]

sweet Dom got my back and apaops is my right hand man. that makes up for having to sit next to mini.

[eddie mac]

Well done to Falconer and TheSportsGuru. Congrats guys.

[cbs1177]

Well done to Falconer and TheSportsGuru. Congrats guys.

I hope old dude doesn't share with you my pms about my votes against ya.

who needs to go eddie mac
cuz he talks so much smack

[Old Dude]

Here's the link to the Public Kill poll.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=54599

(Jury of Death members can, of course, vote there too, in addition to using their shotguns.)

You can actually vote for both of them in the poll if you so desire, which is what I did, just to get things off to a quick start...

[Arkansas Bronco]

Oh the irony. First sports if I was to come on your show. I would get it canceled can't really hold my own about sports talk just ask ark. Falconer true story one time I went trout fishing at Heber Springs, AR and just so happen the truck came no more then 50 feet and stocked the lake. Well it was a fenzy every one was catching their limit for the day in about 30 minutes. I was still working on my first fish. I went home empty handed that day.

Pretty true. The man has virtually no sports knowledge but he can bore the crap out of you with politics. I am still trying to make him understand that Bill was the greatest president ever.

[TheSportsGuru]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/UsualKobayashi3.jpg

TheSportsGuru: A friend of mine in Arkansas says you knew CBS1177.

Redfoot: I hear you did time with old CBS. Yeah, he was a good egg. I used
to run a lot of dope for him. F'n shame he got shivved.

TheSportsGuru: I shivved him. Six Times. Better you hear it from me now,
then someone else later.

Redfoot: Business or Personal?

TheSportsGuru: A little bit of both.

[Old Dude]

Point of Order

Yes, Members on the Jury of Death may also shoot each other with their shotguns, but you only get two shots total, and I'm not sure what the point of shooting another juror would be other than making him even MORE dead.

[smalltowngrll]

Congrats TheSportsGuru and Flaconer! Glad to see two from our original team make it! Woohoo! ^5

Good luck to you both!

[theAPAOps5]

Congrats to TSG he got my vote by not being hit with two in the chest.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Uh if you shoot SportsG then he dies and Falcon wins. Just so the rest of the jury knows.

Edit re-read post and I seen not hit. my bad.

[Jens1893]

Ugh, I sit between Dom and Ark ....

[Arkansas Bronco]

You sit no where you dead heifer you are currently buried in Cuba. Good luck getting back in the states to vote.

[theAPAOps5]

Uh if you shoot SportsG then he dies and Falcon wins. Just so the rest of the jury knows.

Edit re-read post and I seen not hit. my bad.

Dude you need to get of the meds man. :giggle:

[Arkansas Bronco]

Dude you need to get of the meds man. :giggle:

I need to have those 2 damn teeth pulled but for some reason my dental insurance hasnt kicked in and I signed up 3 months ago. Had to get someone to place a few calls in today to find out what is up. Oh and add to the meds I drank 1/2 of a 1/2 gallon of bourbon last night simply to dull the pain. I am seriously in pretty bad pain.

[smalltowngrll]

I need to have those 2 damn teeth pulled but for some reason my dental insurance hasnt kicked in and I signed up 3 months ago. Had to get someone to place a few calls in today to find out what is up. Oh and add to the meds I drank 1/2 of a 1/2 gallon of bourbon last night simply to dull the pain. I am seriously in pretty bad pain.

ROFL! When I first read that all I saw was, "...but for some reason my mental insurance hasn't kicked in and I signed up three months ago..." I thought...sheez, that's quite funny! Then I reread it and realized I missed a letter there!

Mental insurance...what's that??

[Jason7730]

Congrats guys!! Now who to pick? I am accepting bribes...

[Arkansas Bronco]

ROFL! When I first read that all I saw was, "...but for some reason my mental insurance hasn't kicked in and I signed up three months ago..." I thought...sheez, that's quite funny! Then I reread it and realized I missed a letter there!

Mental insurance...what's that??

??? dont know but could probably use it.

[Old Dude]

For the record ...



1st place .... ??
2nd place ....??
3rd place......Eddie Mac
4th place......JBS7730
5th place......Minibronco
6th place......Cbs1177
7th place......ApaOps5
8th place......Ludo21
9th place......Jth1331
10th place....Missingnumber7
11th place....JCMElway
12th place....DomCasual
13th place....Jens1893
14th place....Arkansas Bronco
15th place....Dagmar
16th place....Mediator12
17th place....Smalltowngrll
18th place....Ant1999e
19th place....Bfoflcommish
20th place....BMF Bronco
21st place....Gunns
22d place.....Heydensmom
23d place.....Pat Bowlen
24th place....DBroncos4Life
25th place....Red Rocket RC
26th place....Snowspot66
27th place....Conklin
28th place....Dr. Broncenstein
29th place....Hotrod


Disqualified: TheTrueOne; Florida Bronco

[Jens1893]

A BIG, BIG, BIG thank you for handling this, Old Dude.

[Old Dude]

A BIG, BIG, BIG thank you for handling this, Old Dude.

Being twisted is it's own reward. :sunshine:

Seriously, we had our ups and downs. I don't think the ratings were as hot this year, and there wasn't quite what I'd hoped for to entertain the audience, but c'est la vie. I could have put more work into the graphics & prodding, but just didn't have the time. Hopefully, there were some good times behind the scenes, anyhow.

Thanks to the Mole and ODY. And to all of our players, a couple of whom are still battling for supremacy.

[Falconer]

Congrats guys!! Now who to pick? I am accepting bribes...

What the heck, I will take the whole jury on a fly fishing trip. Let's get ready to catch some fish! You are welcome to come to SportsGuru.

[TheSportsGuru]

A fly-fishing trip???

Is that a joke, poking fun at those sleeping with the fishes????

[TheSportsGuru]

Being twisted is it's own reward. :sunshine:

Seriously, we had our ups and downs. I don't think the ratings were as hot this year, and there wasn't quite what I'd hoped for to entertain the audience, but c'est la vie. I could have put more work into the graphics & prodding, but just didn't have the time. Hopefully, there were some good times behind the scenes, anyhow.

Thanks to the Mole and ODY. And to all of our players, a couple of whom are still battling for supremacy.

Let me second the hearty thank you to OD for a game well run....

I think if all of us newbies come back to play next season the game will be that much better....

Thanks again!

[theAPAOps5]

This noob is RSVPing YES for next year. Old, Sadistic, Dude this was an amazing undertaking and I really had fun. Thanks a million.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Ok SportsG as far as being appreciative well I know for fact your name was brought up on the vote. I am the one brought you and eddie up becuse you never so much as made a peep and want the players not participating out. So start feeling lucky not appreciative.

[Falconer]

A fly-fishing trip???

Is that a joke, poking fun at those sleeping with the fishes????

Did I say fishing... I meant a hunting trip... ah no... I mean a dart throwing tournament... oh forget it. How much money do I need to send to each member of the jury?

[Arkansas Bronco]

In responce to the vote thread you are correct about that round no one mentioned your name or at least to me.

[BroncoBuff]

3rd place......Eddie Mac
4th place......JBS7730
5th place......Minibronco
6th place......Cbs1177
7th place......ApaOps5
8th place......Ludo21
9th place......Jth1331
10th place....Missingnumber7
11th place....JCMElway
12th place....DomCasual
13th place....Jens1893
14th place....Arkansas Bronco
15th place....Dagmar
16th place....Mediator12
17th place....Smalltowngrll
18th place....Ant1999e
19th place....Bfoflcommish
20th place....BMF Bronco
21st place....Gunns
22d place.....Heydensmom
23d place.....Pat Bowlen
24th place....DBroncos4Life
25th place....Red Rocket RC
26th place....Snowspot66
27th place....Conklin
28th place....Dr. Broncenstein
29th place....Hotrod
Disqualified: TheTrueOne; Florida Bronco



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[cbs1177]

What the heck, I will take the whole jury on a fly fishing trip. Let's get ready to catch some fish! You are welcome to come to SportsGuru.

fly fishing seems okay sports guru but if falconer asked you to go dove hunting he might just pull a dick cheney on ya.

[Falconer]

fly fishing seems okay sports guru but if falconer asked you to go dove hunting he might just pull a dick cheney on ya.

Quit ruining my strategies cbs. I was saving my best for last. I just received a new deer barrel with a scope for my birthday, and I am dying to try it out. :D

[TheSportsGuru]

Ok SportsG as far as being appreciative well I know for fact your name was brought up on the vote. I am the one brought you and eddie up becuse you never so much as made a peep and want the players not participating out. So start feeling lucky not appreciative.

Can you please tell me what being a player that is not participating means???

I was participating...The only person to ever respond to me or reach out to me in the beginning was STG. From that point on I was as active as I could be without looking like I was trying to draw unneeded attention to myself...

I said I was appreciative of the dark round. If it was me that was to go, so be it, but surely not because of inactivity...

In the end, you are entitled to your opinion, and I won't debate you on it.....

[smalltowngrll]

Per request....

I think it riled so many up because you guys were saying that med was making all the decision and everyone was just doing what he said. Reality was, although he was a significant part of the group (especially early on), there were several other decision makers and directors. As things went further on, everyone's roles changed throughout. Each person that was part of the team had a speceific role to play (med had his role, I had mine, Jens and JCM had theirs), and although each of us may have made a mistake here or there, everyone played there role near perfect.

What's so ironic is that everyone thought that med purposely missed that vote. That very day that he missed the vote he left VERY abruptly and had us concerned that something awful had happened. Unfortunately, something awful had happened that caused him to miss the vote. :(

[Arkansas Bronco]

If your not posting and not trying to feel your way around a bit it falls into the you just vote category and thus not a actual player that helps on the thread. Needless to say you have redeemed yourself but I did bring your name up several times to off.

[TheSportsGuru]

If your not posting and not trying to feel your way around a bit it falls into the you just vote category and thus not a actual player that helps on the thread. Needless to say you have redeemed yourself but I did bring your name up several times to off.

Fair enough....The pnly round I really kept quiet was round 1 because I didn't know what the hell was going on....

It's cool though...I am glad to know I was getting some consideration....:twokisses

[Dagmar]

15th... :(

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[TheSportsGuru]

15th... :(

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Nine Inch Nails

Johnny Cash

Kermit the Frog....That might be the best of the three...!:spit:

[cbs1177]

Oh I almost forgot. thanks Old Dude for cool game. I gotta wonder what you do in real life. Any woot. I do think the technical issues of slow mane some days did have an effect. Also there needs to be some transistion phase b/c today at work was boring. No more thinking of stagedy. no more web sneaking. just plain vanilla kind of day.

[Elim Garak]

F I N A L E

Dear Alex Trebek,
The audience has reached deep into their own minds and has made their decision of who shall be the executed finalist. The audience salutes the true winner of Survivor IV and is eagerly looking foward a vacation on Risa as opposed to hemming bajoran shirts.


xoxo~
E. Garak
-Takes a bow on the center pavillion and exits down the turbolift

[TheSportsGuru]

Elim.....You are one weird cat, but I dig you!!

[minibronco]

man I have to sit next to mini bronco. Old dude is that where we have to sit in the jury in that order? ugh

believe me.... it's not any easier for me than it is for you.

[cbs1177]

believe me.... it's not any easier for me than it is for you.

you better hope Old Dude checks for weapons b/c I just might shank you for all the times you shanked me.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Elim.....You are one weird cat, but I dig you!!

Dont actualy dig because we are all out here in the prison cemetery and trust me you dont want to dig me up. i am ready to kick the **** out of both of ya ;)

[Old Dude]

15th... :(



Don't feel bad. In my only attempt at playing, I finished 23 out of 27, and I had to pay people money just to get that far. See, they'd actually watched the TV show so they already knew that the first thing you do is to kill the old worthless farts.

[TheDave]

are we recruiting for survivor V yet?

[minibronco]

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THE FINAL BOW
quite a run, thanks folks.

[Falconer]

So I have been doing a little thinking, and I may be going about this the wrong way. Instead of trying to buy off my fellow jurors, it may be cheaper and more expeditious to just buy off Old Dude.

So what is the price? I am not asking for a landslide here, just a one or two vote margin. Let's just say that I will have no trouble in arranging you to receive a hefty sum of change that I have squirrelled away from my wife. ;)

[Old Dude]

Heh. I'll have to give it some thought.

[TheSportsGuru]

This, taken directly from the Official OrangeMane Survivor #IV Rule Book --

Rule 32, Section 75, Sub-Section 31A, Part 18, Line 179 --

Anyone attempting to bribe, pay-off, send gifts to, or in anyway a$$-kiss Old Dude, or any of his henchmen, will be immediately and unequivocally disqualified, forever banished to a desolate place, reserved for the worst of the worst scum.

I think that is pretty clear....:thumbsup:

[missingnumber7]

This, taken directly from the Official OrangeMane Survivor #IV Rule Book --

Rule 32, Section 75, Sub-Section 31A, Part 18, Line 179 --

Anyone attempting to bribe, pay-off, send gifts to, or in anyway a$$-kiss Old Dude, or any of his henchmen, will be immediately and unequivocally disqualified, forever banished to a desolate place, reserved for the worst of the worst scum.

I think that is pretty clear....:thumbsup:

You missed part B to that rule.
It says as follows...
"All cheating, backstabbing, acting like a low life is encouraged, required, and overall not punished. Part of survivor is surviving."

[Falconer]

You missed part B to that rule.
It says as follows...
"All cheating, backstabbing, acting like a low life is encouraged, required, and overall not punished. Part of survivor is surviving."

Have I ever commented on how great and intelligent of a person missingnumber7 is. If I have not, I should be ashamed! May your name live in infamy. :notworthy

[Old Dude]

Three seasons and more than 2000 posts in this thread, and we're finally getting somewhere...

[The Mole]

I, however, CAN be bought, shmoozed, or otherwise swayed to alter the kill! FOR THE RIGHT PRICE!!! But, can YOU afford it??


muahhahahaha
:~ohyah!:

Quid Pro Quo

[TheSportsGuru]

I can match your price....

NAME IT

[Falconer]

I, however, CAN be bought, shmoozed, or otherwise swayed to alter the kill! FOR THE RIGHT PRICE!!! But, can YOU afford it??


muahhahahaha
:~ohyah!:

Quid Pro Quo

Well out here in the sticks of Southern Illinois, when we catch a mole that is digging in our yard we usually just flip him up in the air with the old shovel and believe it or not this can many times kill him. I will promise a one year ban on any shovel flipping to secure your vote. Your fellow brethren will have their own private preserve. Of course right now they are busy tearing the crap out of my neighbors yard, and I am hoping that they won't cross over. ;D

[TheSportsGuru]

Well out here in the sticks of Southern Illinois, when we catch a mole that is digging in our yard we usually just flip him up in the air with the old shovel and believe it or not this can many times kill him. I will promise a one year ban on any shovel flipping to secure your vote. Your fellow brethren will have their own private preserve. Of course right now they are busy tearing the crap out of my neighbors yard, and I am hoping that they won't cross over. ;D

I'll leave that thing on my back alone for the period of one year...

Unless, of course, it starts turning colors...then I have to do what I have to do....

[Dagmar]

Dude, make the finale spectacular and we could hit 3k!

[Falconer]

Dude, make the finale spectacular and we could hit 3k!

I am already in it. How much more spectacular could it be? :thumbs:

[cbs1177]

I am already in it. How much more spectacular could it be? :thumbs:

a little lunch just came back up.

[TheSportsGuru]

It didn't happen to be Split-Pea soup, did it???

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[smalltowngrll]

Ewwww, I hate that movie!!

Now, my lunch is in my lap! Nasty! :oyvey:

[Falconer]

a little lunch just came back up.

I know. A lot of people get a nervous stomach when they come into my presence. :sunshine:

[cbs1177]

I know. A lot of people get a nervous stomach when they come into my presence. :sunshine:

:oyvey: Uhh ::)

[Old Dude]

THE FINAL ROUND

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We're all out of Thompsons, but each member of the Jury of Death gets ONE Double-Barreled Shotgun.

The Jury of Death

Back row:

Arkansas Bronco
Jens1893
DomCasual
JCMElway
Missingnumber7
Jth1331


Front Row:

Ludo21
ApaOps5
Cbs1177
Minibronco
JBS7730
Eddie Mac

By Noon, Saturday, each member of the JURY OF DEATH may PM me with up to two votes to be shot at either (or both) of the FINALISTS. You can fire both shots at one guy or split them up, or fire them in the air. Your choice.

At the same time, we will have a contemporaneous Public Opinion Poll in the Off-Topics forum, asking the public (anonymously, of course) which of the two survivors should die. The loser gets an additional three and one-half votes against them. (The half-vote is to make sure we break ties.) The results of the poll will also be tabulated as of Noon, Saturday, and considered final as of that time.

Falconer and TheSportsGuru

One will sleep with the fishes. One will win it all !!!!!

Bump.... Oh my gosh, guys, check your PMs. Looks like I already have a "hanging chad."

[TheSportsGuru]

I guess the participants don't get the PM????

[theAPAOps5]

I guess the participants don't get the PM????

No you are in the dark and you will like it. Read the name tag, your in my world now!

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[TheSportsGuru]

No you are in the dark and you will like it. Read the name tag, your in my world now!

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/celebrities/benstiller/images/benstiller_happygilmore_05.jpg


Nice, Happy Gilmore...

My favorite Adam Sandler movie ever!

[Old Dude]

I guess the participants don't get the PM????


Well, let's put it this way. One of the jurors apparently did not understand that he had two votes, and so he cast only one. I've asked for clarification, but received none yet. So if I don't get it clarified by Noon, Saturday, I will count it as One Vote, with the other barrel of the shotgun fired into the ceiling....

I had a couple other people with this problem, and they've all clarified it except for the one person in question.

[Falconer]

Well, let's put it this way. One of the jurors apparently did not understand that he had two votes, and so he cast only one. I've asked for clarification, but received none yet. So if I don't get it clarified by Noon, Saturday, I will count it as One Vote, with the other barrel of the shotgun fired into the ceiling....

I had a couple other people with this problem, and they've all clarified it except for the one person in question.

Did I tell you that I threw TheSportsGuru up to the ceiling?