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Steve Sewell
03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=71#S=71&F=1348&T=203988&P=2

The thing I'm worried about is the FO's penchant for acting out of desperation. As absolutely ridiculous as this trade is, the idea that the Skins could blow the #6 or a player like Sean Taylor for more "Magic Beans" is not beyond the realm of possibility.

I do believe that the Redskins tried to orchestrate a straight-up Springs/Bly trade with Denver that the Broncos ultimately turned down. The thing our FO has to remember is they have the upperhand in these negotiations. Bly wants to be in Washington. He refuses to extend a contract with Denver. Denver has given up Tatum Bell, George Foster, and a fifth rounder for a guy who doesn't want to be a Bronco. This is worse than the TJ Duckett trade! Now they're scrambling to get something for the guy rather than just get one year of production out of him. A smart FO would simply tell Denver "Springs and cap relief for Bly. Take it or leave it." and if they left it, then forget about getting Bly at all (or until 2008 when he's a FA and he won't cost anything other than a contract). However, the Redskins like to negotiate against themselves. I have this funny feeling it's going to be...

Gibbs: "Springs and cap relief for Bly."

Bly: "Sounds fair to me."

Shanahan: "Are you kidding? Bly is greatest CB in the history of the NFL!"

Bly: "That's a good point."

Gibbs: "He is? Ok, how about just Springs for Bly?"

Shanahan: "Joe, you're insulting me."

Bly: "Trade me you dick!"

Gibbs: "I'm sorry. You're right. How about Springs and our first rounder?"

Shanahan: "I like where you're going, but you're not quite there yet."

Bly: "I hate you. I'm going to run over your dog with my Escalade."

Gibbs: "Ok, Springs, our first rounder, and Sean Taylor?"

Shanahan: "Keep going."

Bly: "Um, Joe, you ever hear the word 'counter-offer'?"

Gibbs: "Do you have a QB? We could give you Jason Campbell."

Bly: "Obviously not. Joe..."

Shanahan: "And?"

Bly: "Joe..."

Gibbs: "and...and....and Chris Cooley!"

Bly: "Joe..."

Shanahan: "Joe, I like you. So, I tell you what I'm going to do... you throw in your 2008 first rounder too and you've got yourself a CB. But only because it's you."

Bly: "Tell him to go to hell, Joe. I'll sign with you next offseason."

Gibbs: "Pinky swear?"

They pinky-shake.

Gibbs: "No take-backs! No take-backs! Ha Ha! I showed you! Ha ha!"'

Bly: "Well, at least I've had a preview of how my contract negotiation will go!"

theAPAOps5
03-06-2007, 08:34 PM
OMG that is good stuff

Florida_Bronco
03-06-2007, 08:41 PM
:spit:

That One Guy
03-06-2007, 09:20 PM
That one brought tears to my eyes, awesome. No Take Backs!

SureShot
03-06-2007, 09:27 PM
I really liked this one:



"This years draft class is very weak anyways I say give them the pick and we get bly. The only real talent I'v seen is Russell and Calvin Johnson the rest are iffy.":thumbsup:

theAPAOps5
03-06-2007, 09:51 PM
This one got the snort out of me:


Shanahan: "Joe, I like you. So, I tell you what I'm going to do... you throw in your 2008 first rounder too and you've got yourself a CB. But only because it's you."



I pictured Shanny in a plaid suite selling used cars.

HEAV
03-06-2007, 10:10 PM
It must suck to be a fan of a team that gets owned every year, by one team, in trading................

Los Broncos
03-07-2007, 01:31 AM
This one got the snort out of me:



I pictured Shanny in a plaid suite selling used cars.

lol

Steve Sewell
03-07-2007, 01:34 AM
It must suck to be a fan of a team that gets owned every year, by one team, in trading................

The most hilarious thing is that all the skin's posters that I've read are FULLY aware of this yearly fleecing of their team by the Broncos!

watermock
03-07-2007, 01:41 AM
Well, let's send Bly, give them back their 4th in 08 and our 21 and doggie style them yet again for their #6. Oh, and we want Portis back. Maybe not!