Political climate..........

[Spider]

Oil found on Mars "W" and "Big Dick" fabricate a war in space... Venusians aiding the Martian infidels...Film at 11!!

Segway into: Neil Armstrong and John Glenn aren't real astronauts... they're traitors... Kerry ..........
Also comming up
Sen. Hillary Clinton Yeah I voted to go to mars , I voted for the war on mars ,but I didnt think it would come to war ........
Rush Limbaugh ........... No Drug laws there ........
Ann Coulter .We should Invade Mars kill all their leaders convert them to Christianity ........ Back on Earth Garcia Bronco;D ..... sound good to me , Martians have hated us for 100's of years ......
Bill Reilly ..Boycott mars they dont have Megans law .......
Sean Hannity ......Will Neptune get a Nuclear bomb ?
Allan Combs ... Dont look at me I am just Hannitys pupet ......
did I forget anyone

[Spider]

The Meek shall inherit the earth ........... With this exception ......
Mineral rights , they shall remain to Haliburton and Dick Cheney .....

[The Lone Bolt]

You forgot:

Martian dictator invades Venus for their oil . . . wages an 8 year war with the Venusians . . . finally declares victory and gives up . . . then invades Io for their oil . . . claims that Io does not exist and is part of Mars . . . has to be forced out of Io by solar-system wide coalition . . . is ordered by all planets to disarm but refuses to prove that he has disarmed over 12 years . . . planets pass resolution after resolution and Martian dictator tell them to go f--k themselves and kicks out their weapons inspectors to boot . . .

. . . finally planet Earth steps up to the plate and takes him out . . . suddenly mass amnesia hits the anti-invasion pro-Martian dictator crowd . . . they somehow forget all of Martian dictator's antics (or they blame Earth) and claim that the invasion was all about oil.

Fixed it for ya!;)

[Spider]

You forgot:

Martian dictator invades Venus for their oil . . . wages an 8 year war with the Venusians . . . finally declares victory and gives up . . . then invades Io for their oil . . . claims that Io does not exist and is part of Mars . . . has to be forced out of Io by solar-system wide coalition . . . is ordered by all planets to disarm but refuses to prove that he has disarmed over 12 years . . . planets pass resolution after resolution and Martian dictator tell them to go f--k themselves and kicks out their weapons inspectors to boot . . .

. . . finally planet Earth steps up to the plate and takes him out . . . suddenly mass amnesia hits the anti-invasion pro-Martian dictator crowd . . . they somehow forget all of Martian dictator's antics (or they blame Earth) and claim that the invasion was all about oil.

Fixed it for ya!;)
well I was trying to deal with Reality , not Bush fantasy ... but hey if you need it

[The Lone Bolt]

well I was trying to deal with Reality , not Bush fantasy ... but hey if you need it

Ahh . . . sure you were.

Exactly what part of it was "real"?

[Spider]

Ahh . . . sure you were.

Exactly what part of it was "real"?

LOL the reaction of the main players ...........

[Spider]

see where you screwed up was , oil found on Mars , not venus ....... I guess screwing up is honored tradition for reps hey

[The Lone Bolt]

I guess screwing up is honored tradition for reps hey

I'm not a republican so I agree!:~ohyah!:

And I did think your post was funny!

[Spider]

I'm not a republican so I agree!:~ohyah!:

And I did think your post was funny!

well if you was a rep ;D ........

[spdirty]

you forgot what happened to solve it spider.

[Spider]

you forgot what happened to solve it spider.

yeah , I forgot to ask my self , what would Chuck Norris do ;D

[spdirty]

yeah , I forgot to ask my self , what would Chuck Norris do ;D

close, the intergalactic community calls on the super-badass friends network to help fix the whole mess, so Chuck Norris, Tedy Bruschi, John Elway, Jay Cutler, and Reagan(the lil badass in my avatar) proceed to kick the crap out of Mars, Venus, Neptune, and any stupid little planet that looks at Earth wrong. Then they make em apologize. Upon their return John Elway kicks NoRingO in the nuts, and Reagan throws his dads phone in the toilet again.:notthissh

[Spider]

close, the intergalactic community calls on the super-badass friends network to help fix the whole mess, so Chuck Norris, Tedy Bruschi, John Elway, Jay Cutler, and Reagan(the lil badass in my avatar) proceed to kick the crap out of Mars, Venus, Neptune, and any stupid little planet that looks at Earth wrong. Then they make em apologize. Upon their return John Elway kicks NoRingO in the nuts, and Reagan throws his dads phone in the toilet again.:notthissh

LOL .......... that will work .Reagan . nice name ......my kids ......
Ashley
Cody
Colten
me and the wife faught over naming the triplets , she won .......
I wanted
opps
oh shít
and not again
but we went with
Dyllon
Krystol
Hannah

[spdirty]

LOL .......... that will work .Reagan . nice name ......my kids ......
Ashley
Cody
Colten
me and the wife faught over naming the triplets , she won .......
I wanted
opps
oh shít
and not again
but we went with
Dyllon
Krystol
Hannah


Thanks...I wanted to name him either Lynch (after the badass safety) or Boy. The wife won. Need to go to court and try to rename him Destroyer or Hellraiser though, cuz thats what he is.

Colten sounds cool, Ive never heard it before, sounds unique, but not stupid.
6 kids though...damn, just the thought of that scares the shlt out of me. And how does the wife manage triplets? Is it true that when one of em cry, all of em cry? Man if you were to give us 3 Reagans, both the wife and I would be institutionalized by now. But damn him and his brother can make it worth it.

[Spider]

Thanks...I wanted to name him either Lynch (after the badass safety) or Boy. The wife won. Need to go to court and try to rename him Destroyer or Hellraiser though, cuz thats what he is.

Colten sounds cool, Ive never heard it before, sounds unique, but not stupid.
6 kids though...damn, just the thought of that scares the shlt out of me. And how does the wife manage triplets? Is it true that when one of em cry, all of em cry? Man if you were to give us 3 Reagans, both the wife and I would be institutionalized by now. But damn him and his brother can make it worth it.

Triplets = unlike anything you ever encountered , it is like they have a mental connection , one hurts or is sick , the other 2 react and yes 1 does cry the other 2 join right in ;D
My Daughter gets paid 70.00 a week to help out , and the 2 older boys chip in , basically it is an entire family ordeal ........
the hard part is none of the triplets like the same food , so I have to buy weeks worth of food all different kinds Dyllan loves strait oatmeal , Banana Yogurt , turkey / Bacon dinner ......
Hannah loves Oatmeal and Banana , Banana /Mixed fruit baby yogurt , and friut for dinner .......
Krystol Cherry vanilla / oatmeal , Cherry / Strawberry yogurt ..... and Mashed taters and gravy .....
your expenses are 3 fold , Just got done buying a triplet stroller 900.00 on E bay ........Clothes , food , Shoes , Shots , dr office vists ........
800.00 a month covers all of their therapy and home health nurse visits , we are putting off surgery on Hanna as long as we can , hoping she will out grow to the tethered cord in her back ..... what you bought and buy for Reagan , triple it ;D

[Spider]

and dont get me started on Diapers ..........

[spdirty]

Triplets = unlike anything you ever encountered , it is like they have a mental connection , one hurts or is sick , the other 2 react and yes 1 does cry the other 2 join right in ;D
My Daughter gets paid 70.00 a week to help out , and the 2 older boys chip in , basically it is an entire family ordeal ........
the hard part is none of the triplets like the same food , so I have to buy weeks worth of food all different kinds Dyllan loves strait oatmeal , Banana Yogurt , turkey / Bacon dinner ......
Hannah loves Oatmeal and Banana , Banana /Mixed fruit baby yogurt , and friut for dinner .......
Krystol Cherry vanilla / oatmeal , Cherry / Strawberry yogurt ..... and Mashed taters and gravy .....
your expenses are 3 fold , Just got done buying a triplet stroller 900.00 on E bay ........Clothes , food , Shoes , Shots , dr office vists ........
800.00 a month covers all of their therapy and home health nurse visits , we are putting off surgery on Hanna as long as we can , hoping she will out grow to the tethered cord in her back ..... what you bought and buy for Reagan , triple it ;D


Oh man, I wouldnt want to imagine it. Your wife has to be the hardest workin woman in the state.

[Spider]

Oh man, I wouldnt want to imagine it. Your wife has to be the hardest workin woman in the state.

;D thanks , Amazing what you can get done when it is a labor of love ........ I was pretty freaked out , when we found out about triplets , and it cost me owning my own Rig , I had to change my spending habits ( money wasnt as free flowing as before ;D ) But the most important thing is , we all love each other , and we are pretty happy ......... Makes it all worth it

[spdirty]

Oh yeah. Can totally understand that. As much as my boys drive me nuts, they give me 10 times as much joy........well, maybe 7 times as much.;D

[Spider]

Oh yeah. Can totally understand that. As much as my boys drive me nuts, they give me 10 times as much joy........well, maybe 7 times as much.;D
;D

[cbs1177]

Global cooling!!!! the thoughts in the seventies.
Almost as soon as the Kyoto Protocol on global warming came into effect on February 15, Kashmir suffered the highest snowfall in three decades with over 150 killed, and Mumbai recorded the lowest temperature in 40 years. Had temperatures been the highest for decades, newspapers would have declared this was proof of global warming. But whenever temperatures drop, the press keeps quiet.

Things were different in 1940-70, when there was global cooling. Every cold winter then was hailed as proof of a coming new Ice Age. But the moment cooling was replaced by warming, a new disaster in the opposite direction was proclaimed.

A recent Washington Post article gave this scientist's quote from 1972. "We simply cannot afford to gamble. We cannot risk inaction. The scientists who disagree are acting irresponsibly. The indications that our climate can soon change for the worse are too strong to be reasonably ignored." The warning was not about global warming (which was not happening): it was about global cooling!

In the media, disaster is news, and its absence is not. This principle has been exploited so skillfully by ecological scare-mongers that it is now regarded as politically incorrect, even unscientific, to denounce global warming hysteria as unproven speculation.

Meteorologists are a standing joke for getting predictions wrong even a few days ahead. The same jokers are being taken seriously when they use computer models to predict the weather 100 years hence.

The models have not been tested for reliability over 100 years, or even 20 years. Different models yield variations in warming of 400%, which means they are statistically meaningless.

Wassily Leontief, Nobel prize winner for modeling, said this about the limits of models. "We move from more or less plausible but really arbitrary assumptions, to elegantly demonstrated but irrelevant conclusions." Exactly. Assume continued warming as in the last three decades, and you get a warming disaster. Assume more episodes of global cooling, and you get a cooling disaster.

In his latest best seller State of Fear, Michael Crichton does a devastating expose of the way ecological groups have tweaked data and facts to create mass hysteria. He points out that we know astonishingly little about the environment. All sides make exaggerated claims.

We know that atmospheric carbon is increasing. We are also in the midst of a natural warming trend that started in 1850 at the end of what is called the Little Ice Age. It is scientifically impossible to prove whether the subsequent warming is natural or man-made.

Greens say, rightly, that the best scientific assessment today is that global warming is occurring. Yet never in history have scientists accurately predicted what will happen 100 years later. A century ago no scientists predicted the internet, microwave ovens, TV, nuclear explosions or antibiotics. It is impossible, even stupid, to predict the distant future.

That scientific truth is rarely mentioned. Why? Because the global warming movement has now become a multi-billion dollar enterprise with thousands of jobs and millions in funding for NGOs and think-tanks, top jobs and prizes for scientists, and huge media coverage for predictions of disaster.

The vested interests in the global warming theory are now as strong, rich and politically influential as the biggest multinationals. It is no co-incidence, says Crichton, that so many scientists sceptical of global warming are retired professors: they have no need to chase research grants and chairs.

I have long been an agnostic on global warming: the evidence is ambiguous. But I almost became a convert when Greenpeace publicised photos showing the disastrously rapid retreat of the Upsala Glacier in Argentina. How disastrous, I thought, if this was the coming fate of all glaciers.

Then last Christmas, I went on vacation to Lake Argentina. The Upsala glacier and six other glaciers descend from the South Andean icefield into the lake. I was astounded to discover that while the Upsala glacier had retreated rapidly, the other glaciers showed little movement, and one had advanced across the lake into the Magellan peninsula. If in the same area some glaciers advance and others retreat, the cause is clearly not global warming but local micro-conditions.

Yet the Greenpeace photos gave the impression that glaciers in general were in rapid retreat. It was a con job, a dishonest effort to mislead. From the same icefield, another major glacier spilling into Chile has grown 60% in volume.

Greenpeace and other ecological groups have well-intentioned people with high ideals. But as crusaders they want to win by any means, honest or not. I do not like being taken for a ride, by idealists or anyone else.

We need impartial research, funded neither by MNCs, governmental groups or NGOs with private agendas. And the media needs to stop highlighting disaster scares and ignoring exposes of the scares.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1034077.cms
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391426/site/newsweek/

[Crushaholic]

LOL .......... that will work .Reagan . nice name ......my kids ......
Ashley
Cody
Colten
me and the wife faught over naming the triplets , she won .......
I wanted
opps
oh shít
and not again
but we went with
Dyllon
Krystol
Hannah

Nice...Colten is also the name of my newborn nephew. I had never seen it spelled the same way until now...:thumbsup:

[Spider]

Nice...Colten is also the name of my newborn nephew. I had never seen it spelled the same way until now...:thumbsup:

Thanks ,i was mulling around Colt , wife wouldnt hear of it .. so we came up with Colten

Middle Names .......
Ashley Breanne
Cody lee
Colten Ivan-Ray
Dyllon Dakota
Krystol Dawn
Hannah Della



P.S. but I wouldnt get to excited by the speeeling with my track record ;D

[Crushaholic]

Thanks ,i was mulling around Colt , wife wouldnt hear of it .. so we came up with Colten

Middle Names .......
Ashley Breanne
Cody lee
Colten Ivan-Ray
Dyllon Dakota
Krystol Dawn
Hannah Della



P.S. but I wouldnt get to excited by the speeeling with my track record ;D

That's what I'm worried about...:P

It does have a creative spelling. I might have spelled it "on" instead of "en", but it's not my kid...

[Spider]

That's what I'm worried about...:P

It does have a creative spelling. I might have spelled it "on" instead of "en", but it's not my kid...

;D