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snowspot66
02-11-2007, 04:26 AM
when you get mistaken for a rat and shot in the face?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.html



EUGENE, Oregon (AP) -- A snorkeler who was shot in the face after he was apparently mistaken for a swimming rodent was in good condition after surgery, a hospital said Saturday.
John William Cheesman, 44, of Springfield, underwent eight hours of surgery Thursday to remove bullet and bone fragments from his face, said his wife, Shelley Cheesman.
"He's doing really well," Shelley Cheesman said. "The bullet hit in front of his right ear, where the bone is the most dense. It just fragmented and didn't go into his brain."
He was listed in good condition at Oregon Health & Science University Hospital in Portland.
William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.
Roderick told deputies he thought Cheesman was a nutria swimming in the Smith River near Reedsport, about 90 miles southwest of Eugene, and shot him with a .22-caliber rifle, police said.
A nutria is a water-dwelling South American rodent species that is larger than a muskrat but smaller than a beaver. It was introduced to U.S. waters in the 1940s, according the National Wildlife Federation.
Cheesman, an avid diver, was in the river looking at different species of fish, his wife said. He swam to the river bank and yelled for help.
Roderick and another man came to Cheesman's aid in a boat, called 911 and drove him to an ambulance.
"I do give him credit for helping him," Shelley Cheesman said of Roderick


Judging by the picture of the critter I'd say pretty damn ugly. Or the other guy was trashed out of his mind.

Sir Mawn
02-11-2007, 04:40 AM
LOL I have a friend that looks like a beaver. You just made the rest of my and the rest of my friends' day.....

watermock
02-11-2007, 09:08 AM
That must be a big ass nutria! Funniest of all but not mentioned is you know the cops figured he was drunk, stoned or on crack. I would...You would think they would of been smart enough to stash their stash under a rock or toss it. I don't think Nutria are even are IN Oregon...they live in bayous along the Gulf Coast with Brett Favre. Ha!

Orange_Beard
02-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Was that Ratboy?

watermock
02-11-2007, 10:43 AM
http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/pranks/99/ratboy_t.jpg

Arkansas Bronco
02-11-2007, 11:09 AM
That must be a big ass nutria! Funniest of all but not mentioned is you know the cops figured he was drunk, stoned or on crack. I would...You would think they would of been smart enough to stash their stash under a rock or toss it. I don't think Nutria are even are IN Oregon...they live in bayous along the Gulf Coast with Brett Favre. Ha!

Areas around here are filled with nutria also.

Wes Mantooth
02-11-2007, 12:50 PM
LOL I have a friend that looks like a beaver. You just made the rest of my and the rest of my friends' day.....

Dude can't shoot beavers in Oregon (State Animal). Probably thought he was a Nutrea. Which is way worse.

Rohirrim
02-11-2007, 12:50 PM
Aren't those things supposed to be tasty? I'm surprised they haven't started showing up in some kind of jambalaya or something. Nutria gumbo anybody?

Wes Mantooth
02-11-2007, 12:50 PM
Areas around here are filled with nutria also.

Nutrea are everywhere in the Willamette Valley.

B-Love
02-11-2007, 01:07 PM
http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/pranks/99/ratboy_t.jpg

Classic episode of Scare Tactics.

Is that show still on??

Bronx33
02-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Hunter safety rule number f***** 1 is confirm what the he11 your shooting.

Blueflame
02-11-2007, 03:26 PM
Shooter shoulda told 'em he was Dick Cheney and then he wouldn't have been arrested...

watermock
02-11-2007, 03:38 PM
I looke3d into them a little more...when the fur trade collasped in the 1840's Nutria farmers released them into the wild.

I can't remember everything about the Seomfeld episode...either George or Elaine lost a Mink hat and Kramer gave them a lead on a Nutria hat. Elaine wound up going to Tibet to the boss...again...it escapes me, to clear the expense account.

Funniest part is when she tries to return the hat. "It's a large rodent"