Dating Sucks....Ha!

[Sassy]

So...I'm sitting here at Atomic Coffee, drinking a latte...and this couple is sitting not to far away...going through all the first date questions. LOL! I'm so glad I don't have to do that...hopefully...anymore ;D

I must be getting old! Ha!

[Sassy]

Complain about all your "bad" dates here!
I should have let Kaylore start this thread ;D

[Kaylore]

Complain about all your "bad" dates here!
I should have let Kaylore start this thread ;D

:pfbbt: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Actually I have more good dates, than bad ones. In fact I usually have a number of contingencies that help prevent me from having really terrible dates.

1. I don't go on blind dates. Nope. None!

2. I'm male. This means I get to ask the person out. They obviously so "no" many times, but I don't ask out someone that is going to aggravate me - at least not right away.

3. I try to get to know the person a little bit before I ask them out. This eliminates some of those stupid "date questions" you're referring to.

4. I try to go somewhere the food is really good. That way, if the date starts to crash, at least I can enjoy a good meal.

5. Generally I try to end the date a bit too early rather than too late. It keeps things exciting and avoids awkward situations.

I do have some really good "bad" date stories. I have to go now, but I'll share them when I get back.

There was an article on this in the Post recently. It was really funny.

[Dukes]

I've got one bad date experience. It was my second date with this girl. We agreed to meet at a neutral place and then she would drive to dinner. I arrive first, and she pulls up and wants me to drive. Well we already agreed that she would drive but she was hesitant but finally agreed. So I get into her car, and the first thing she tells me is "Well, I guess you can see I have two kids" as she points to the two car seats in the back seat.

We never went on a date again, but I didn't act like it was a big deal at the time and we had a fun time on the date. I'm only 23, so i'm not too interested in dating a single mother of 2.

[sirhcyennek81]

Bad date...One of my friends in PA said they knew a guy who I would probably have an OK time with. I said alright. Now, this was my mistake ok'ing a "blind date" Anyways, I meet this guy, and its a dude who worked with my dad at RS Pittsburgh. He got out a few weeks before and got "out" the same time. That was a little wierd.

:Broncos:

[Taco John]

My wife was a blind date.

/Why do you think she married me... Budumching!

[Crushaholic]

My worst date was taking a girl who was heavily involved in church and religion to a George Carlin concert...ROFL!

[Blueflame]

So...I'm sitting here at Atomic Coffee, drinking a latte...and this couple is sitting not to far away...going through all the first date questions. LOL! I'm so glad I don't have to do that...hopefully...anymore ;D

I must be getting old! Ha!

I'm with you, Sass... very glad to not have to play the "dating games" anymore. Ha!

[Old Dude]

I've been drugged, slugged, run over by a car and chased through a radioactive dump by a werebitch.

And those were the "successful" ones.

[Bronx33]

My worst date was taking a girl who was heavily involved in church and religion to a George Carlin concert...ROFL!



You gotta tell this story! did she make it through whole show?

[Sassy]

I'm with you, Sass... very glad to not have to play the "dating games" anymore. Ha!

It wasn't as if I was trying to listen to their conversation but they were only about 4 ft. away! Ha! I tried not to listen but I knew it must be a first date when she asked him how old he was! (He was 41 btw...LOL!)

[Blueflame]

It wasn't as if I was trying to listen to their conversation but they were only about 4 ft. away! Ha! I tried not to listen but I knew it must be a first date when she asked him how old he was! (He was 41 btw...LOL!)

So, judging from what you observed, do you think there will be a date #2 between them? :wiggle:

[Bronx33]

I've been drugged, slugged, run over by a car and chased through a radioactive dump by a wereb****.

And those were the "successful" ones.




THIS SLAYED ME..... Hilarious!

[freak6]

Dating is great. I totally disagree. I had the most fun of my life from age 22-28 while I was dating and in and out of "relationships"...lol

At least they thought they were relationships! bwaa ha haaaaaa

[OregonBronco]

I'm back on the market as of a couple of days ago. I gotta agree with Kaylore. No blind dates...ever! The last one I had, the girl turned out to be bipolar. That was fun. Yikes!

In all honesty, though, the hunt and the early stages of a relationship where you're figuring each other out can be very fun and exciting. It can also be very frustrating and maddening. Just depends on how you handle things.

Either way, good luck to all the singles out there (myself included). :wave:

[Crushaholic]

You gotta tell this story! did she make it through whole show?

She had little choice because I was driving. :D

She sat there stunned through the concert. Afterwards, she let me know just how wrong Carlin's show was by talking about her religious upbringing. She was relatively nice, but she did make me feel guilty about bringing her to the show. Needless to say, there was no second date...

[Bronx33]

She had little choice because I was driving. :D

She sat there stunned through the concert. Afterwards, she let me know just how wrong Carlin's show was by talking about her religious upbringing. She was relatively nice, but she did make me feel guilty about bringing her to the show. Needless to say, there was no second date...

You wouldn't want a gal that doesn't have a sense of humor anyways.

[Sassy]

I went out with my friend's boyfriends brother one time. The date actually went ok. I told him I would be out of town for the next week or so because I was going to visit my parents. I came home to approx. 30 messages/hangups on my machine from him when I got back. Needless to say, I never called him back. Can you say psycho?

[Bronx33]

I'm back on the market as of a couple of days ago. I gotta agree with Kaylore. No blind dates...ever! The last one I had, the girl turned out to be bipolar. That was fun. Yikes!

In all honesty, though, the hunt and the early stages of a relationship where you're figuring each other out can be very fun and exciting. It can also be very frustrating and maddening. Just depends on how you handle things.

Either way, good luck to all the singles out there (myself included). :wave:


If a girl can have a conversation with ya while your taking dump (shes a keeper) just remember that.

[OregonBronco]

I went out with my friend's boyfriends brother one time. The date actually went ok. I told him I would be out of town for the next week or so because I was going to visit my parents. I came home to approx. 30 messages/hangups on my machine from him when I got back. Needless to say, I never called him back. Can you say psycho?


Did he look like the guy from Swingers? ROFL!

[Sassy]

So, judging from what you observed, do you think there will be a date #2 between them? :wiggle:

It sounded like they were deciding on a movie. Who was driving or to meet there or what...But it was funny...not that age or looks should matter...but I'm guessing she was at least ten years younger and really pretty and he was going bald.

[freak6]

...not that age or looks should matter...but I'm guessing she was at least ten years younger and really pretty and he was going bald.

$$$

[watermock]

My worst date was taking a girl who was heavily involved in church and religion to a George Carlin concert...ROFL!

That one tore me up Crush. Why didn't you take her to a Marilyn Manson concert?

[Sassy]

$$$

Maybe...but she was also dressed professionally...she "looked" like she made pretty good money.

[Hotrod]

I honestly would get banned inside of 30 seconds if I posted my "worst date" on here Ha!

I'll just say it involved the "bar pickup"/lost house keys/nasel spray/BB Gun and a Tow truck

Oh I dont miss being single not for a second.

[broncs2bowl]

There was this one girl who would abosolutely never eat anything!!!! SHE WOULD ALWAYS ASK ABOUT THE CARBS AND STUFF!!!! SHE WAS SO ANNOYING! And it was only 2 weeks ago!

[freak6]

lol @ hotrod.

Sounds like a typical neck first date of getting drunk is yer pickup and shooting sqwirls wicha bb gun!

[Old Dude]

Personally, I want to hear about Garcia's dates.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

So...I'm sitting here at Atomic Coffee, drinking a latte...and this couple is sitting not to far away...going through all the first date questions. LOL! I'm so glad I don't have to do that...hopefully...anymore ;D

I must be getting old! Ha!Dating is great now!!! I love it! So many women take care of themselves these days as they get older and and a lot of them are financially secure. Many are great cooks and have no problem with asking you over to show off their skills.

Although the last one I took out fishing couldn't hang and started chumming the fish. She was apologetic and remorseful though :thumbs:

Personally, I want to hear about Garcia's dates.

Hilarious!

[Hotrod]

lol @ hotrod.

Sounds like a typical neck first date of getting drunk is yer pickup and shooting sqwirls wicha bb gun!

LOL Oh if it were just that simple

Thats the night I learned that hot women can be crazy/sick and more perverted then men Ha!

I was a trooper up till the end. I just kept thinking "Ya but shes really hot" :nono:

[ludo21]

I havent had any terrible dates yet.

But im young yet, so they will come ;D

[KipCorrington25]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

[freak6]

I was a trooper up till the end. I just kept thinking "Ya but shes really hot" :nono:


lmfao!!! I've said that so many times too.

[Old Dude]

...

But im young yet, so they will come ;D

Eventually, some of them will, but they'll never admit it.

[Old Dude]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

Physically or morally?

[freak6]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

That'd be so cool if she was hot and you weren't!

Every guy walking by you would be giving the thumbs up, evil smiles, and nods of congratulations as you walk down the street.

"Honey, what is all that clapping and who are you high fiving?"

[sirhcyennek81]

Eventually, some of them will, but they'll never admit it.



LOL. Good one.


:Broncos:

[Bronco Billy]

I went out on a date with this girl I knew for about 7 years through school. My mom always liked her too. The date went well, but I noticed she left her wrap in my car. I drove back to drop it off. When I got to her house, her other date for the evening was just walking up to the door and rang the doorbell. She never answered the door (probably because she saw both of us out there) and the other guy looked pissed! I was cool with it, because we were friends for so long, but it was kind of awkward.

[Hogan11]

Dating horror stories....I have a bunch of them.

Let's just say never, ever, under any circumstances deal with anyone who has a "chemical imbalance"....run for the hills at the admittance of it. Nothing is worth that kind of hell, believe me.

[2KBack]

It sounded like they were deciding on a movie. Who was driving or to meet there or what...But it was funny...not that age or looks should matter...but I'm guessing she was at least ten years younger and really pretty and he was going bald.


Hey now, Bald can be beautiful too, and I will hear nothing to contrary

[jayman_37]

I went out with my friend's boyfriends brother one time. The date actually went ok. I told him I would be out of town for the next week or so because I was going to visit my parents. I came home to approx. 30 messages/hangups on my machine from him when I got back. Needless to say, I never called him back. Can you say psycho?

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George keeps calling a girl and thinks shes not calling him back on purpose. So he lets fly on the machine and finds out she is out of town and he didnt know it so he had to sneak in and change out the tape. Great episode

[Pendejo]

I honestly would get banned inside of 30 seconds if I posted my "worst date" on here Ha!

I'll just say it involved the "bar pickup"/lost house keys/nasel spray/BB Gun and a Tow truck

Oh I dont miss being single not for a second.

If the mods will clear it...I will serve the banishment in your stead.

We must hear this story.

[Sassy]

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George keeps calling a girl and thinks shes not calling him back on purpose. So he lets fly on the machine and finds out she is out of town and he didnt know it so he had to sneak in and change out the tape. Great episode

Great episode!

But I did tell the guy I was going to be out of town...and no, I didn't have a cell phone at the time.

[gunns]

I agree with Kaylore, never, never blind date. I think the dating scene is terrible when you're desperate to date (like when we were young). I much prefer dating at this age.....I'm not dating to find a husband, I prefer to go out and become friends, have a good time. I like my freedom too much. But one thing I learned from a failed marriage was make sure you like the person you are with before you know you love them if you are looking for a permanent partner.

[chickennob2]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

Is there any other kind?

[TexanBob]

I had one date where I met a woman over the phone where I work. She was funny and clever and just moved to town so I asked her out. She fired one warning shot:

"I'm big but I'm not as big as Roseanne (Barr)."

Somehow, this didn't deter me so I went. Turns out she was as big as Roseanne and not much better looking either. I tried to stay polite but she insisted she needed to run an errand when I first arrived and asked if I would join her. Okay.

Within about ten minutes total of meeting her, she offered this gem:

"Just so you know, I've had my breasts reduced."

Politeness was all that kept me from shooting bacK, "What a coincidence! I just had my dick shortened."

Well, it turned out she was a smoker to boot so I left at the first polite moment and that was the last time I saw her.

[baja]

As of January 17 I am offically back on the dating market after being married for 21 years. I'm going to go on a date as soon as I remember how to ask someone out.

Any advice?

[baja]

I thought about posting on that devorce thread we had going back awhile but it all was too new.

[Los Broncos]

Dating for men=banging.

[Los Broncos]

I agree with Kaylore, never, never blind date. I think the dating scene is terrible when you're desperate to date (like when we were young). I much prefer dating at this age.....I'm not dating to find a husband, I prefer to go out and become friends, have a good time. I like my freedom too much. But one thing I learned from a failed marriage was make sure you like the person you are with before you know you love them if you are looking for a permanent partner.

Nothing at you Sassy, but men dont want to be friends with women.

[Los Broncos]

My worst date was taking a girl who was heavily involved in church and religion to a George Carlin concert...ROFL!

LOL

[Los Broncos]

Dating horror stories....I have a bunch of them.

Let's just say never, ever, under any circumstances deal with anyone who has a "chemical imbalance"....run for the hills at the admittance of it. Nothing is worth that kind of hell, believe me.

Thats why ill never get married, im so messed up in the head.

[Sassy]

Nothing at you Sassy, but men dont want to be friends with women.

??? What. Where did I say anything about that? Are you talking to Gunns?

[Los Broncos]

Sassy:"I prefer to go out and become friends, have a good time"

[Sassy]

Like I said, I think you have me mixed up with Gunns.
Look at your post. You quoted her not me.

[Barry Ramey]

One thing I have noticed in my dating experiences is in regards to women and relationships with their father. I can't say this applies to all women since of course it doesn't, but from my experiences, a woman that either has no relationship with her father or the relationship isn't the greatest tend to have the most emotional problems and not the most stable and kind of hard to get along with. Again, this is from what I have gone through. Not sure if I will ever get married. I kind of doubt it.

[Los Broncos]

Like I said, I think you have me mixed up with Gunns.
Look at your post. You quoted her not me.

My bad Sassy, sorry.

[Sassy]

My bad Sassy, sorry.

No problem. Just thought it was strange you quoted her and then thought I said it! Ha!

[Los Broncos]

No problem. Just thought it was strange you quoted her and then thought I said it! Ha!

Yeah, thats what i get for not paying attention.

[Tredici]

Nothing at you Sassy, but men dont want to be friends with women.

Apparently you haven't heard of friends with benefits. She didn't say no banging. She said no involvement of the marriage kind.

[Los Broncos]

Apparently you haven't heard of friends with benefits. She didn't say no banging. She said no involvement of the marriage kind.

Friends meaning, no hanging out listening to you talk about your dogs, or your gf's or your job, sure if you want to hang for a while and shoot the sh it, but not real friends, guys have buddies for that, we just make our deposit.

[Tredici]

Friends meaning, no hanging out listening to you talk about your dogs, or your gf's or your job, sure if you want to hang for a while and shoot the sh it, but not real friends, guys have buddies for that, we just make our deposit.

Funny. I think gunns has more than proven she could out talk you in sports.... but keep on living the stereotype goodlife.

[Sassy]

Dang, the women kick some butt around here! Ha! ;D

[Tredici]

Dang, the women kick some butt around here! Ha! ;D

I've never known any man who talked about his dog or his job...

C'mon now.

[Los Broncos]

Funny. I think gunns has more than proven she could out talk you in sports.... but keep on living the stereotype goodlife.

forget about it bitch, you dont see things for what they are.

[Sassy]

Tred...you're sure stirring up trouble today!
Way to go! LOL!

[Tredici]

forget about it b****, you dont see things for what they are.


I can pretty clearly see how intelligent the women are in this forum. And the subjects they discuss. And the posts where they say they aren't looking for marriage but want to maintain their independence. It's right in front of you, yet you stubbornly cling to the stereotypes you want to maintain.

So who can't see things for what they are?

[Los Broncos]

I can pretty clearly see how intelligent the women are in this forum. And the subjects they discuss. And the posts where they say they aren't looking for marriage but want to maintain their independence. It's right in front of you, yet you stubbornly cling to the stereotypes you want to maintain.

So who can't see things for what they are?

What i said is true to the T man, men dont want to be friends with women.

[gunns]

Nothing at you Sassy, but men dont want to be friends with women.

That was me that said that. So are you all out there looking for a wife when you date? I doubt it. I'm sure many of you have gone out with a woman more than once and had sex with these women you like but don't love. That's a friendship.

I wasn't saying if it becomes a serious relationship that it's just a friendship, but make sure you like them before you love them. It makes the love that much stronger when it becomes more than a friendship.

[gunns]

forget about it b****, you dont see things for what they are.

EWWW, I think someone touched a nerve.

[TexanBob]

men dont want to be friends with women.

As a guy, I disagree. It depends on what you want from friendship. I've had women around me that I wanted to spend time with but not for anything sexual. Sometimes, it is just the enjoyment of their company or a different perspective than I'd expect from a guy.

Occasionally, you find a woman who is really interested in something guys want to talk about (like football) and that can be really cool. It takes time, though, to figure out if she's really interested or just pretending to be. When you find one that can explain a Cover 2 defense or the infield fly rule, that's a keeper.

Friendships among 15-35 singles usually don't last that long though because either the guy wanted sex or the girl wanted romance and once they realize it isn't happening, they move on. Or one finds what they really wanted from somebody else and no longer has any interest in maintaining the friendship.

[Blueflame]

What i said is true to the T man, men dont want to be friends with women.

Not at all true. My husband and I were friends first... and we're still best friends.

[rubaiyat]

Not at all true. My husband and I were friends first... and we're still best friends.

Only friends? As in not "you were with a guy and he was a friend...until you eventually became available"?

Or something along those lines?

Not disagreeing, I think guys can be friends with women...just saying I've seen that scenario from multiple angles.

The worst being the BF knowing a shark is prowling and only getting pooh-poohed when you mention it.

[broncocalijohn]

Ok, this one stays at the mane. I meet this girl on halloween (actually meet 2 chicks that night) so I go out with here about a week later. When we talk, she brings up conversations about things that i dont remember and I tell her that she must have told them to another guy (which she denies but I dont care as it is just casual dating). I think i would see her maybe a few times (3 to 5) before I dont see her from maybe the 8th of December to end of December. She gets her divorce finalized and asked me to celebrate at her house. I bring over a bottle of wine for her and we start making out on the kitchen floor. We move it to the bedroom (i was spending the night) and I have only my underwear on and she is giving me a nice back massage as she is topless. Very relaxing and nice. Gonna get some! All of a sudden, I hear some keys rattling outside and now the door opens. He starts walking in the bedroom when she jumps up ( i roll over) and tries to explain to "him" who I am. Im thinking, "Hey, I am just a bootie call. Dont make me sound like i am totally in your life." I decide to grab my bag (which now he freaks out seeing I was there for the night) and get my clothes on in the living room. I can hear the wussy whinning "How can you do this to me?" Over and over but now it turns more to being pissed off. I grab my shoes and get the F out of there. I can hear him get really pissed off but all i can do is laugh because everyone had heard of a story like this but never had it happen, well it happened to me! I find out the next week from her efriend that the slut (my words not hers) wanted to thank me for calling the cops as he started throwing crap all over the apartment. I told her I never called and she deserved everything she got broken.
The best and happiest part of this is I got home that same night of the "incident" and told my cousin that I am done with the single life and want to just get a girlfriend and settle down. I started dating a girl the next week who later became my wife of over 6 years. Timing is everything.

[fatcard]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

My uncle, recently divorced, took a date to a fancy restaurant a few months back. After a few glasses of wine she excused herself and took off for the ladies room. When she hadn't returned for 15 minutes, my uncle eventually found her throwing up in the gutter out front!

It was his first date in 25 years..... the times, they are a changin'

[broncoblue]

Anyone been on a date with a blind person?

does a midget count?:rofl: :thumbs:

[broncoblue]

i went in a night club and started hitting on this gal and i was so drunk i have no idea what happened but when i woke up my lips were swollen were she had bitten them and i had freddy kruger scratch marks on my chest...............yes i went with her again hahaahahaha until one night she started going on on about her ex ..so i got her a cab and got a kebab...

another one was this bondage mistress ,big gal too but sexy;_) she chained me up to a 4 poster and got this big d1ldo out and a nearly kakked my boxers but no sweat in the end lets say it wasnt used on me hahaahah the whip was tho :P

[baja]

What i said is true to the T man, men dont want to be friends with women.

You are dead wrong and probably gay

[alkemical]

I've been single for a long time with out a committed relationship.

I enjoy dating...sometimes.

That being said - the closer women get to 30 (i'm going to be 28 this year) - i think the crazier they get to get hitched (the ones that haven't been divorced or scarred).

I have found more women who cry when they say i'm the best guy they've been with or have changed their opinions on finding a good guy and "what can i do to make you stay". I feel sort of bad, that most women have dating crap guys in some way. (or that's the impression I get).

It's sort of nice to be able to pick and choose whom i want to go out with.

It's funny because i have alot of female friends (whom are JUST friends) - and they are funny - when they meet a girl i'm dating it's "I dunno, i don't think she's good enough for you" etc etc - lol - sort of funny. Also a hinderence - When i'm like "who's your friend?" Friend1: "oh she's a slut" - lol -

Anyway:

The worst date i was on is a tie -

One is i went out with a vamp/goth girl - it wasn't bad because she was one- it was bad when she asked what my religion was....

The next was a woman who thought i had alot of money - I stuck her with the bill on purpose when for 45 min the questions surround how much money i make and how much money i make. I left her at the resteraunt, with the bill and no ride home. I usually try not to be such an ass - but in this case her b****ery far exceeded my limits.


But i have fun - I enjoy meeting new people and i find out what's important to *me* in looking for a mate. I also found that i don't need a full-time mate. I'm more than perfectly happy on my own. But again i hate making women cry though after dating them, and they get attatched and tell me how great of a guy i am - when i don't feel the same way as i'm on my way out the door. It's hard for me to get attatched though....

[Bronco_Beerslug]

forget about it b****, you dont see things for what they are.Maybe you and Garcia could write a book on how to snare babes?

[alkemical]

Oh yeah - and one other thing about dating a few different women. I've really learned how to love a woman in her individuality. Even though they might not be a 100% match - i've learned how to see the good they have and really enjoy it - and love that part of them. I like to take time in learning them too.


I don't use any pickup lines or anything. Most of the time i just talk to them and then ask them if they want some coffee and let them pick time/place (hey i got the idea!) lol!

I get by on charm and instinct.

[baja]

I just realized I'm a great catch. ;D

[alkemical]

I just realized I'm a great catch. ;D

Serioulsy baja - that's all that it boils down too.

I know i'm a good guy -

[sirhcyennek81]

As of January 17 I am offically back on the dating market after being married for 21 years. I'm going to go on a date as soon as I remember how to ask someone out.

Any advice?



Hmm...just ask, worse thing that could happen is they say no. In which case, you hit them on the head with a club and drag them back to your cave.


:Broncos:

[alkemical]

Oh yeah and those women who wear sweatpants & pony tails at the grocery store....

how you doin'?

lol

[alkemical]

I've had many women though not want anything to do with me after i explain i want a companion - not a title - i am not looking for a wife. Just someone to share time and things with. that's a big turn off i've learned.

[baja]

Seriously baja - that's all that it boils down too.

I know I'm a good guy -

Seriously Josh a recent post of yours has served to give a great insight to a behavior pattern of mine and I am very grateful to have had that "Ah ha"

this is a quote from your post;

But i have fun - I enjoy meeting new people and i find out what's important to *me* in looking for a mate. I also found that i don't need a full-time mate. I'm more than perfectly happy on my own. But again i hate making women cry though after dating them, and they get attached and tell me how great of a guy i am - when i don't feel the same way as I'm on my way out the door. It's hard for me to get attached though....

I'm one of those guys that has a hard time leaving even when I know it's not a good fit because I do not want to hurt someones feelings.

[Hotrod]

If the mods will clear it...I will serve the banishment in your stead.

We must hear this story.


LOL somethings are simply better off left locked away from public.....

[Hotrod]

What i said is true to the T man, men dont want to be friends with women.

I hate to do this and it will prolly get me docked 70 bazillion manhood points but this is not true. Thank god I was not thinking this way when I met my wife. I would have missed out in life BIG time.

Im not saying there were not times in my early 20's that I was on a date for pretty much one reason but your using a HUGE paint brush in this case.

[-Slap-]

Personally, I want to hear about Garcia's dates.

So do the local authorities.

[-Slap-]

Dating for men=banging.

Especially where your mom and sisters and concerned.

[zdoor]

I don't miss being single, except the flirting... That was always fun.

[Hotrod]

Anyone else ever realise you dont have your wallet on you at a nice resturant Ha! Thats a messy situation to say the least. She was cool about it as I ran home and got my wallet. The nice couple at then next table offered to pay the bill as they thought I had walked out on her. The good thing is shes now my wife and knew in advance I'm pretty forgetful and prone to do some amazingly stupid things.

Not sure how she took it when I told her she should have let them pay thou Ha!

[-Slap-]

You are dead wrong and probably gay

I'm guessing Lynchmob's problem is his two inch cock.

[Spider]

few weird Dates ,Even Dated a gal that was into Voodoo , but the worst one ever was the one that tried to stab my brother .... pretty much ended the courtship

[zdoor]

few weird Dates ,Even Dated a gal that was into Voodoo , but the worst one ever was the one that tried to stab my brother .... pretty much ended the courtship

LOL... There are days where that might have won me over.

[Spider]

LOL... There are days where that might have won me over.

oh man , she was hot , but she was cybil , I didnt know this untill the cops and her family came ....... they should tatoo or mark crazy people , protect horny Idiots like myself .........

[freak6]

Just about every girl I have had as a friend from age 23-28 I ended up sleeping with. Still friends with them too, but the sex part would almost inevitably happen one time or another.

[alkemical]

Seriously Josh a recent post of yours has served to give a great insight to a behavior pattern of mine and I am very grateful to have had that "Ah ha"

this is a quote from your post;

But i have fun - I enjoy meeting new people and i find out what's important to *me* in looking for a mate. I also found that i don't need a full-time mate. I'm more than perfectly happy on my own. But again i hate making women cry though after dating them, and they get attached and tell me how great of a guy i am - when i don't feel the same way as I'm on my way out the door. It's hard for me to get attached though....

I'm one of those guys that has a hard time leaving even when I know it's not a good fit because I do not want to hurt someones feelings.



Baja,

From doing my alchemist works - i see things alot of times like "formulas".

For example:

Reaction/action = karma


well when it comes to relationships - i've learned that if it's not a 'balanced equation' - then it becomes imbalanced and then the forumla doesn't work.
So if i'm unhappy and stick around - i maybe a mean ass to the lady for no other reason other than - i'm not happy.

I can't be whom i'm not. I can make comprimises with someone, but i won't comprimise myself.

[alkemical]

Just about every girl I have had as a friend from age 23-28 I ended up sleeping with. Still friends with them too, but the sex part would almost inevitably happen one time or another.

Depends - I have several female friends i will NOT sleep with. Sometimes being a friend and knowing EVERYTHING - is not good... lol

[alkemical]

I've also had a recent run of:

several women after say 4-5 dates - start asking me about marriage and kids.

(Which thankfully i missed that scare)

[Barry Ramey]

A woman I dated like a couple years ago was taling marriage very early, but thankfully didn't work out since as I learned more about her family, very strange stuff. Like her father being into worshipping the devil at one time and some other things I found odd. Make sure you know ALL about the person before you marry someone. I got lucky.

[alkemical]

I've been accused of being a devil worshipper - but really i'm just misclassified.

[Los Broncos]

You are dead wrong and probably gay

Give me one good reason why a man would want to be friends with a woman, ******?

[Los Broncos]

Maybe you and Garcia could write a book on how to snare babes?

I can pull poon, **** a book!

[Hotrod]

Give me one good reason why a man would want to be friends with a woman, ******?

The word "shallow" keeps popping into my head for some reason.

[alkemical]

Give me one good reason why a man would want to be friends with a woman, ******?

WTF is wrong with you

[Los Broncos]

The word "shallow" keeps popping into my head for some reason.

Shallow? i think not, im being real about it. When i want to go out and booze it up for a night, i dont call up a chick and say lets party, i call up my buddies.

[Los Broncos]

WTF is wrong with you

Nothing really, just really angry about being called gay for stating my opinion.

[Hotrod]

Shallow? i think not, im being real about it. When i want to go out and booze it up for a night, i dont call up a chick and say lets party, i call up my buddies.

I agree with this for the most part. I guess if that all you ever want to do is booze it up then this would work for you.

My wife is my best friend.

[Los Broncos]

I agree with this for the most part. I guess if that all you ever want to do is booze it up then this would work for you.

My wife is my best friend.

I dont booze it up that much.

[alkemical]

Nothing really, just really angry about being called gay for stating my opinion.


Opinion isn't reality - i'm not saying you are wrong - but you can be friends with women - it's usually a maturity level when you look beyond just a sexual connection and can actually be friends.

My cousin is under this stupid idea that men and women can't be friends - yet i have several female friends - I personally think it's his inability to A) trust his woman and B) trust himself.

[Los Broncos]

Opinion isn't reality - i'm not saying you are wrong - but you can be friends with women - it's usually a maturity level when you look beyond just a sexual connection and can actually be friends.

My cousin is under this stupid idea that men and women can't be friends - yet i have several female friends - I personally think it's his inability to A) trust his woman and B) trust himself.

I understand.

[freak6]

Shallow? i think not, im being real about it. When i want to go out and booze it up for a night, i dont call up a chick and say lets party, i call up my buddies.

There is nothing wrong with going out drinking with a girl that is just a friend of yours. Besides, you'll probably end up hooking up at some point, and being friends with benefits anyway. Which is great, no strings attached, its perfect. You should try to get some girls as friends, they'll hook you up with thier friends, and if none of that works out, there is always her.

[Los Broncos]

There is nothing wrong with going out drinking with a girl that is just a friend of yours. Besides, you'll probably end up hooking up at some point, and being friends with benefits anyway. Which is great, no strings attached, its perfect. You should try to get some girls as friends, they'll hook you up with thier friends, and if none of that works out, there is always her.


I just cant see myself being a "real" friend with a woman. We dont like the same things, what are we gonna talk about? Im into sports, computers, music, pc games, i mean women are good listeners, but i just cant get beyond the flesh part.

[Hotrod]

I just cant see myself being a "real" friend with a woman. We dont like the same things, what are we gonna talk about? Im into sports, computers, music, pc games, i mean women are good listeners, but i just cant get beyond the flesh part.

Uh lots of women are into sports/computers/music.

[alkemical]

There is nothing wrong with going out drinking with a girl that is just a friend of yours. Besides, you'll probably end up hooking up at some point, and being friends with benefits anyway. Which is great, no strings attached, its perfect. You should try to get some girls as friends, they'll hook you up with thier friends, and if none of that works out, there is always her.

The problem is expecations....

If you don't have any, everything is a pleasent suprise.

[Los Broncos]

Uh lots of women are into sports/computers/music.

I understand that, but finding one is tough.

[alkemical]

Uh lots of women are into sports/computers/music.

Actually there is one woman - she's my uptmost best friend - We've dated twice - only to have it fail in great spectacle. But she's into hockey, she's an IT director for a school, she loves music (and encourages my bands) - and we write alot of stuff together.

I'd marry her if she let me.

[Hotrod]

The only time I dont like women around is when I'm playing poker. I'll admit Im to shallow and they fluster me at a poker table ;D

[fontaine]

The problem is expecations....

If you don't have any, everything is a pleasent suprise.

True, but it's important to have some standards towards compatibility for example.

[Old Dude]

I've been accused of being a devil worshipper - but really i'm just misclassified.

Back when I was single, I learned to avoid the whole topic of devil worship until at least the second date.

[alkemical]

True, but it's important to have some standards towards compatibility for example.


Hmm, i dunno - for a while i only dated busty brunettes..... Because i was LOOKING for busty brunettes. With no expectations of busty brunettes - i found that there's alot of other cool women... ;)

[alkemical]

Back when I was single, I learned to avoid the whole topic of devil worship until at least the second date.

Nah, the 2nd is the blood sacrifice.

[sirhcyennek81]

Depends - I have several female friends i will NOT sleep with. Sometimes being a friend and knowing EVERYTHING - is not good... lol


My male friends tell me things, then we get drunk together, then they tell me they are open to experimentation...being only human, I do the natural thing...ply them with more alcohol and bang their brains out. I kid, I kid...


:Broncos:

[smalltowngrll]

The word "shallow" keeps popping into my head for some reason.

I can think of a lot of words....but, I'll refrain. Why stoop to that level?!

[freak6]

I just cant see myself being a "real" friend with a woman. We dont like the same things, what are we gonna talk about?

lmao.

Here is a quick list of simple things you have in common interest with 95% of all women.

1. Sex, they like it as much as us
2. Music, Concerts make great dates
3. Food
4. Movies
5. Partying, socializing

Many also like sports, probably not the computer games, but that is your time, and the sports is guy time. Having women as friends makes you much more well rounded as a person, and I feel sorry for guys that don't have girls as friends. Nothing against you, but I suggest you change your attitude towards having girls as friends. Like I said, having girls as friends often times leads to sex in one way or another anyway if that is a major goal of yours.

For me, it just usually happened due to socializing mixed with alchohol.

[Hotrod]

I can think of a lot of words....but, I'll refrain. Why stoop to that level?!

Sometimes its ok to stoop...........its does wonders as a stress reliever ;)

[smalltowngrll]

Sometimes its ok to stoop...........its does wonders as a stress reliever ;)

ROFL! Thanks for the laugh, Hotrod...I needed it! ;) ;D

[Sassy]

lmao.

Here is a quick list of simple things you have in common interest with 95% of all women.

1. Sex, they like it as much as us
2. Music, Concerts make great dates
3. Food
4. Movies
5. Partying, socializing

Many also like sports, probably not the computer games, but that is your time, and the sports is guy time. Having women as friends makes you much more well rounded as a person, and I feel sorry for guys that don't have girls as friends. Nothing against you, but I suggest you change your attitude towards having girls as friends. Like I said, having girls as friends often times leads to sex in one way or another anyway if that is a major goal of yours.

For me, it just usually happened due to socializing mixed with alchohol.

Not sure I'm agreeing with the "sports is guy time"...not when I'm just as big as a football fan as he is...and we both like the Broncos. (If he ever went to a Bronco game without me...well, let's just say he can sleep in the guest room! LOL! ) I can also live with the baseball as I really enjoy a local team here.

[freak6]

Not sure I'm agreeing with the "sports is guy time"...not when I'm just as big as a football fan as he is...and we both like the Broncos. (If he ever went to a Bronco game without me...well, let's just say he can sleep in the guest room! LOL! ) I can also live with the baseball as I really enjoy a local team here.

For sure if she likes sports, that's a double bonus, and if she has bi-tendencies, we like to call that the "Jackpot"!

But every girl I have dated has no problem watching Broncos games. College football, not so much. Basketball...only if some hot guy is on the team! lol.

But most of us here are unhealthy sports fans, and I think if I dated a girl like me in that regard it'd get old.

[Garcia Bronco]

I think the reason people hate dating is the awkwardness of the first date....folks make it out in their minds...more than what it is. that's why I keep it light....coffee....lunch. Dinner at night is really more of a 3rd date/get some action type of situation.

[sirhcyennek81]

But every girl I have dated has no problem watching Broncos games. College football, not so much. Basketball...only if some hot guy is on the team! lol.


My buddy Dave's GF loves Hockey, we watch football, and it bores her. It perplexes me. We watch the superbowl at this party, and she has the greatest interest because of Brian Urlacher's ass. Wimmins are mysterious...


:Broncos:

[alkemical]

I think the reason people hate dating is the awkwardness of the first date....folks make it out in their minds...more than what it is. that's why I keep it light....coffee....lunch. Dinner at night is really more of a 3rd date/get some action type of situation.



Ehh, i dunno man - i like the first date - i'm relaxed - i just have fun with it -

[Traveler]

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I dated a woman that would agree to "ANYTHING". She was on the marriage train so quick, it would blow your mind.

Long story short, I got bored after a couple weeks of trying to find something she would object to. Though I must admit I had a good time trying!:wiggle: ;) !Booya!

[missingnumber7]

When I went on the first date with my wife I spilled my tall beer across the table and it ended up in her lap. And then things got more interesting as a friend of her decided to express his devoted love for her that night. This is all on the first night we have gone out. And it got even more interesting. She told me I was staying at her place. She had 3 bedrooms. When one the same guy came with our group for the afterparty at her house. He was standing outside her bedroom door just begging to be let in. All in all I ended up in the room with the door locked with her and it is all now an interesting story about our first night together.

[Los Broncos]

I can think of a lot of words....but, I'll refrain. Why stoop to that level?!

Im just being honest, most people dont like it.

[Los Broncos]

Sometimes its ok to stoop...........its does wonders as a stress reliever ;)

Spit it out man.

[freak6]

I got bored after a couple weeks of trying to find something she would object to. Though I must admit I had a good time trying!:wiggle: ;) !Booya!

ha haaa.

[Los Broncos]

lmao.

Here is a quick list of simple things you have in common interest with 95% of all women.

1. Sex, they like it as much as us
2. Music, Concerts make great dates
3. Food
4. Movies
5. Partying, socializing

Many also like sports, probably not the computer games, but that is your time, and the sports is guy time. Having women as friends makes you much more well rounded as a person, and I feel sorry for guys that don't have girls as friends. Nothing against you, but I suggest you change your attitude towards having girls as friends. Like I said, having girls as friends often times leads to sex in one way or another anyway if that is a major goal of yours.

For me, it just usually happened due to socializing mixed with alchohol.

So if i have a gf its ok to have women as friends?

[Old Dude]

... trying to find something she would object to.


Never had this problem, myself. I can ALWAYS think of something objectionable.

[freak6]

So if i have a gf its ok to have women as friends?

Of course! WTF? You are Borat!

[Los Broncos]

Of course! WTF? You are Borat!

So i can go out to concerts, bars, drink with other women? dont think my gf would like that. :thumbsup:

[smalltowngrll]

So i can go out to concerts, bars, drink with other women? dont think my gf would like that. :thumbsup:

Trust is everything in a relationship. If she knows you go home to her, what's the big deal?! Will you be ok with her having guy friends?

[Los Broncos]

Trust is everything in a relationship. If she knows you go home to her, what's the big deal?! Will you be ok with her having guy friends?

Once and a while i hit the local pub but i dont look to meet a new female friend, if i came home and said hey i met a cool chick and she wants to hang out sometime she would flip out, and she only has a couple of male friends that are co-workers.

[freak6]

So i can go out to concerts, bars, drink with other women? dont think my gf would like that. :thumbsup:

Why not? Take the gf. If I was with someone, I'd probably just go to lunch or dinner with my women friends though.

[Los Broncos]

Why not? Take the gf. If I was with someone, I'd probably just go to lunch or dinner with my women friends though.

ill try that.

[alkemical]

I have many women friends and if any woman i'm dating has a problem with it. She's gone. It means she trusts neither me, or my friends. Which of course has a bigger issue - why doesn't she trust. If she's projecting her fears onto me - that's not my issue - and she will get hurt because no matter what - i can never live up to her expectation(s) (or she's not trustworthy and thinking of herself in those situations).

I can have a jealous streak at times, but i'll just hash it out with her and if it's cool it's cool. No sense in worrying about what someone else will do or won't do. I don't have control over them, nor do i want to. I shouldn't HAVE to tell someone how to be. if you need that control over someone... maybe that's YOUR problem.

[bendog]

My worst date was my first date with my wife.

[ZachKC]

I met a girl in my BioMedical lab my freshman year. She was cute and seemed nice enough so we went out for dinner one night.

*sigh* Terrible.

We go into the place and she immediately starts complaining about petty stupid ****. Why is that chair over there? This table is too tall. Blah blah blah. So then we start talking and she says she is actually interested in going into the funeral type business...being a mortician.

Ok, not really my thing but thats no big deal. At least until she started telling me about the ins and outs of the business...graphically...emablming etc...ugh.

Then the food. She gets a huge salad. You know those little purple things that come and larger done up salads that taste like nothing? She couldn't have any of them in there...she took the time to pick out every....single....one....this elongated eating time by at least 20 mins. She is still going on about dead people and complaining about stupid **** the whole time.

Check please?

Uh ya, how about I just drop you off...have a good night.

[ZachKC]

Once and a while i hit the local pub but i dont look to meet a new female friend, if i came home and said hey i met a cool chick and she wants to hang out sometime she would flip out, and she only has a couple of male friends that are co-workers.

Weird.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

So if i have a gf its ok to have women as friends?Somehow, I doubt if you'll have to worry about that problem.

[bendog]

You need to find bisexaul female friends and see if you're gf is openminded. (kidding)

[footstepsfrom#27]

I only recall one date that was a real turkey. When I was 19 I took this girl I worked with named "Candy" to the Northwoods Inn in Littleton (http://restauranteur.com/northwoodsinn) If you've been there you know it's pretty swanky and it's famous for the peanut shells on the floor thing...whatever...it was a big chunk a change for a college student. Things started poorly when I couldn't find her appartment and was 40 minutes late so we had to wait instead of getting right in with our reservations. It was a first date...awkward anyway for two 19 year old co-workers. About 5 minutes in I was nervous and tipped over a huge piping hot bowl of potato soup that spread accross the table in a nano second and landed in her lap. Once the shrieking stopped, the waiter appeared with the largest beach towel in the world and wiped down the entire table, smirking the whole time while a bunch of middle aged corporate suit types looked on and got their jollies with it.

After I dropped her off I had a flat tire on the way home in a really bad part of town. That was the best part of the date.

[Old Dude]

You need to find bisexaul female friends and see if you're gf is openminded. (kidding)

No, you're not.

[Hotrod]

Somehow, I doubt if you'll have to worry about that problem.

LOL low blow but funny

[sirhcyennek81]

Not a date, but I was "with" a guy and his female roommate walked in. That was akward.


:Broncos:

[freak6]

I went on a first date with this one girl, we go to a bar, get a drink, start kissing there, have one more, head back to her place. She's really hot too, strawberry blonde, cute, petite, with a great rack, so I am all hyped. Go back to her parents house who were out of town, and we head to the bedroom.

And as things progress it looks like Phil Spectres head down there.

<img src="http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/phil_spector_la10305232138.jpg">

I didn't call her again after that, but I did run into her, she was standing outside B-52s when I walked in with my GF the next weekend, but she didn't rat me out, she just winked and smiled. That was pretty funny.

[baja]

Baja,

From doing my alchemist works - i see things alot of times like "formulas".

For example:

Reaction/action = karma


well when it comes to relationships - i've learned that if it's not a 'balanced equation' - then it becomes imbalanced and then the forumla doesn't work.
<b>So if i'm unhappy and stick around - i maybe a mean ass to the lady for no other reason other than - i'm not happy.</b>

I can't be whom i'm not. I can make comprimises with someone, but i won't comprimise myself.

You are a wise man Josh.

[baja]

Give me one good reason why a man would want to be friends with a woman, ******?

Someone to share the joy of life with.

[baja]

Nothing really, just really angry about being called gay for stating my opinion.

Well you opinion and your avatar, besides what is wrong with being gay you could not only hang with your buds you could poink them too and never have to suffer the companionship of a nasty woman again.

[Los Broncos]

Somehow, I doubt if you'll have to worry about that problem.

Its not a problem for me, ass kisser.

[Los Broncos]

Well you opinion and your avatar, besides what is wrong with being gay you could not only hang with your buds you could poink them too and never have to suffer the companionship of a nasty woman again.

Suck my ****ing dick you ******!

[baja]

Suck my ****ing dick you ******!

No No I meant with your own friends I'm not into that sort of stuff not that there is any thing wrong with it.

You sure took to the concept quickly though.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Its not a problem for me, ass kisser.As I suspected.

No No I meant with your own friends I'm not into that sort of stuff not that there is any thing wrong with it.

You sure took to the suggestion quickly though.
Hilarious!

[Los Broncos]

No No I meant with your own friends I'm not into that sort of stuff not that there is any thing wrong with it.

You sure took to the concept quickly though.

Yeah you would know.

[baja]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=5718&dateline=1170282704

Do you call this slap the monkey?

[Los Broncos]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=5718&dateline=1170282704

Do you call this slap the monkey?

I call it cock slap your mom.

[baja]

I have the perfect women for you

It's on Amazon

[Los Broncos]

I have the perfect women for you

It's on Amazon

Im good man, in fact im off of this topic.

[Blueflame]

Only friends? As in not "you were with a guy and he was a friend...until you eventually became available"?

Or something along those lines?

Not disagreeing, I think guys can be friends with women...just saying I've seen that scenario from multiple angles.

The worst being the BF knowing a shark is prowling and only getting pooh-poohed when you mention it.

We're best friends in the sense that there's no one on earth either of us would rather spend time with than with each other... and there's no secrets between us; nothing we couldn't or wouldn't tell the other. If either of us had a problem, the other would be the first one we'd approach for advice or to confide in. Our first date wasn't at all uncomfortable or tense... we were both relaxed and at ease as if we'd known each other all our lives, even though we'd just met.

[smalltowngrll]

We're best friends in the sense that there's no one on earth either of us would rather spend time with than with each other... and there's no secrets between us; nothing we couldn't or wouldn't tell the other. If either of us had a problem, the other would be the first one we'd approach for advice or to confide in. Our first date wasn't at all uncomfortable or tense... we were both relaxed and at ease as if we'd known each other all our lives, even though we'd just met.

:thumbs: I love your story, Blue. I'm still a romantic at heart!

[Sassy]

:thumbs: I love your story, Blue. I'm still a romantic at heart!

Same here! :thumbs:

[Blueflame]

Thanks! We both also do recognize how very, very fortunate we are to have found each other. :thumbs:

[ludo21]

Thanks! We both also do recognize how very, very fortunate we are to have found each other. :thumbs:

and ur both Bronco fans, cant beat it !Booya!

[Blueflame]

and ur both Bronco fans, cant beat it !Booya!

Definitely... for both of us, the ideal vacation is going to Denver for a Broncos game! :militia:

[Sassy]

Definitely... for both of us, the ideal vacation is going to Denver for a Broncos game! :militia:

For some reason, I can relate to that ;D

[Blueflame]

For some reason, I can relate to that ;D

No doubt... can't wait for next season's schedule to come out so we can decide on which weekend to go again. :egbgb:

[alkemical]

I had a dooooozy of a date this past weekend...

Let me tell you this:

A) at least the bands were good

B) she's eeeeeeverybody's friend

C) the bartender gave me her #

[bendog]

when the bartender's got her # ..... well, she could be his kid sister.

[alkemical]

nope

[cousinal11]

I once was on a blind date, was a terrible experience. We had agreed we would pay for our own meals. While eating she said, "How bout you pay for dinner and drinks and I will rent the movie later tonight. Yeah thats real fair. So after dinner I started taking shots of tequilla and got pretty hammered. My date had to drive us home. It was pretty freaking hilarious looking back.