bendog
02-05-2007, 04:18 PM
of gunshot wound to side of the head. Initially it was ruled as a suicide, since he had powder residue on his right hand, and left the following note:
Oh God, I suck. Thirty years from now people will still be saying, 'what the **** was Lovie Smith thinking ... oh wait, Lovie wasn't thinking cause he's the dumbest coach, not just black coach, but the dumbest coach in the nfl, cause nobody else would start me in a superbowl. I'm gonna be a bigger joke that that dip**** who cost the cubs the pennant by knocking the ball out of the glove. Hell, I'm a bigger joke than Billy 'under the poopshoot' Buckner. My kids will hate me cause of what they're gonna endure in school. My wife's gonna go dyke, cause she won't want to have sex with me, and no man wants to **** anybody I ever touched. My life is over. I'm sorry to everyone in Chicago.
Chicago Police Captain Psisko "Big Dog" Pdznaka said, "Yah, well, we initially ruled it a straight suicide, I mean who wouldn't. But then, two hundred guys came in and claimed to have shot the ****ing pisswad clueless choke, and then we thought about it for awhile, and decided chances are Grossman woulda ****ed up shooting himself too. Right now, his wife and kids are are primary suspects, but we haven't ruled out his parents or dog.
Oh God, I suck. Thirty years from now people will still be saying, 'what the **** was Lovie Smith thinking ... oh wait, Lovie wasn't thinking cause he's the dumbest coach, not just black coach, but the dumbest coach in the nfl, cause nobody else would start me in a superbowl. I'm gonna be a bigger joke that that dip**** who cost the cubs the pennant by knocking the ball out of the glove. Hell, I'm a bigger joke than Billy 'under the poopshoot' Buckner. My kids will hate me cause of what they're gonna endure in school. My wife's gonna go dyke, cause she won't want to have sex with me, and no man wants to **** anybody I ever touched. My life is over. I'm sorry to everyone in Chicago.
Chicago Police Captain Psisko "Big Dog" Pdznaka said, "Yah, well, we initially ruled it a straight suicide, I mean who wouldn't. But then, two hundred guys came in and claimed to have shot the ****ing pisswad clueless choke, and then we thought about it for awhile, and decided chances are Grossman woulda ****ed up shooting himself too. Right now, his wife and kids are are primary suspects, but we haven't ruled out his parents or dog.