Stuart Scott is trying to have relations with ex-Broncos cheerleader

[Bronco LB 59]

http://deadspin.com/sports/aj-daulerio-is-the-balls/daulerio-at-sbxl-alex-brown-goes-back-to-bourbon-street-stuart-scott-attempts-to-jack-himself-up-232932.php

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/BroncoLB56/BootyCall.jpg

However, as soon as he went upstairs, said ho's were already talking to Sean Salisbury. (That'll happen!) On the stairwell, we noticed Stuart Scott leaning up against the railing, talking on his cell phone. The conversation overheard was about "getting together later on" and he was obviously disappointed that someone wasn't meeting up with him. But who?

Later, inside, as I approached Stuart Scott to get a picture taken with him ("No thanks, dude" is what he said), I leaned over his shoulder and caught him text messaging and the name of the person he was sending the message to:

"Lemme know."

Now, obviously, "Lemme know" is pretty non-descript. But at 12: 30 a.m., in Miami, well, it means "Are you coming out tonight to **** me or what?" Especially given who Scott was texting (I literally read the name right off his phone):

Her name is Michelle Beisner, former Broncos cheerleader and aspiring D-list Hollywood actress-type. Blonde. White woman. Hey, nobody likes to start rumors about Stuart ****ing Scott, but if Michelle Beisner is his booty call, well, Boo-Ya, my friend. Boo ****ing Ya.

[Mr Chatterboodamn]

lol.. I'd hit it. hey chris, gimme a call... I got a new cell and lost my old one :( I'd like to say hi and catch up when you get a chance, it's been a while!!

[Tombstone RJ]

Can ya blame Stu for try'n to screw? I'd hit that too...

[B-Love]

"Scrooooooooo yahhhhhh!!!!"

"As cool as the other side of the white broad".

[Tombstone RJ]

"Scrooooooooo yahhhhhh!!!!"

"As cool as the other side of the white broad".

LMAO!;D

[BigPlayShay]

She is also a Green Mountain High School Alum (Lakewood, CO). I went to school at Lakewood the same time she went to GM. GM was a friendly rival of ours.

[RhymesayersDU]

Later, inside, as I approached Stuart Scott to get a picture taken with him ("No thanks, dude" is what he said), I leaned over his shoulder and caught him text messaging

Good to know this guys is basically a stalker. The picture is one thing, but basically reading over the guy's shoulder? What a tool.

[maven]

Good thread. No woman knows who Stuart Scott is. No woman knows about his funky eyeball. There will be tons of rumors this week. This has to be one of the first, if not one of the weakest to come out.

[El Guapo]

that cross-eyed, over-hyped media member? haha

[Garcia Bronco]

haha...she freaked him with the okie-doke...said booya no thanks

[TexanBob]

Good to know this guys is basically a stalker.

Sounds like an ESPN thang...

I'm sure the pickup line has something to do with getting her on camera. Ha!

[footstepsfrom#27]

She is also a Green Mountain High School Alum (Lakewood, CO). I went to school at Lakewood the same time she went to GM. GM was a friendly rival of ours.
Friendly rivals? I went to Green Mountain...class of '77...and we hated your guts! ;D

[BigPlayShay]

Friendly rivals? I went to Green Mountain...class of '77...and we hated your guts! ;D

Well, maybe friendly was a stretch, but let's just say we hated Wheat Ridge more :thumbsup:

[Jason in LA]

Good for Stuart Scott. He should be pulling them like that. Like an Alpha Man!

[OrangeShadow]

http://www.leetforlife.com/upload/uploads/id_hit_it1.jpg

[TheSportsGuru]

Man, the dude's eyes are seriously F'd up....Freaked me out trying to watch Stump the Schwab....

[dbfan21]

http://www.leetforlife.com/upload/uploads/id_hit_it1.jpg

OrangeLife - That was freakin funny. I have never see that before. I actually busted out laughing in my office. I am sure my co-workers are thinking that I'm losing it.

[dbfan21]

Stu Scott: Let's go back to my hotel, baby. Boo-Yah!

Michelle Beisner: Boo-No!

Stu Scott: :saywhat:

[sirhcyennek81]

So...when they do it...do you think she has a hard time not staring at his lazy eye?


:Broncos:

[alkemical]

like, really?

[Garcia Bronco]

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[Jason in LA]

Do you guys know what happened to his eye?

He was hit by a football that was thrown from one of those throwing machines while doing an interview on the sidelines on the NY Jets field.

[orinjkrush]

oh geez, a real football injury for a sporttalk geek?
maybe he can retire early.

[fatcard]

Who the hell is Stuart Scott?

[OrangeShadow]

Do you guys know what happened to his eye?

He was hit by a football that was thrown from one of those throwing machines while doing an interview on the sidelines on the NY Jets field.

hmm, i never head about that

[Merlin]

hmm, i never head about that
Well, it is in $hitopedia, so it must be true.