Chargers don't use toilet

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Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter.

it keeps getting better and better.

[Ratboy]

When you gotta go.. you gotta go.

[spdirty]

who hasn't done that? Seriously, I feel like my day isnt complete unless I piss in public.

[Ratboy]

When i was waiting in line for the Wii 8+ hours, I had to go on the side of the Target building.

[Breck Bronc]

What a thug, pissing in the streets of San Diego. Thug, thug, thug, thug, you can't say it enough. Public urination if the United States should not be tolerated. These football thugs think they own the country.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Back in the day I took a leak in the middle of the McDonalds Drive through. :rofl: Of course I had just drank about 1/2 a fifth of tequila.

[cabronco]

Waiting for the trolley car at the end of the Charger/ Bronco game, there were a big crowd of people packed in line. Close to getting on the next car when Charger fan started pissing like he was the only one there. Security snagged him , and the officer told me thats the stupidest thing he's ever seen..... I asked how stupid raider fans are, and he said he doesnt have enough time to tell me.

[Xenos]

Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter.

it keeps getting better and better.

As if we needed another reason to let him go.

[Master___Pain]

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

[Spider]

I pissed in front of a Kansas trooper once ........ he was pretty understanding ;D
but I had to go 13 miles to a rest area , I open my rig up clippin along 85 , then it look like I hit a Christmas tree , so I pull over jump out and start going , he comes walking up shaking his head , slight grin on his face , saying I now understand why you was speeding .........didnt even write me a ticket ;D

[spdirty]

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

So um, I wonder if, given the right circumstance, Mark Schelreth would have to register after what he did during games.

[Master___Pain]

So um, I wonder if, given the right circumstance, Mark Schelreth would have to register after what he did during games.

I'm fairly certain Stink was not...um....exposed

[azbroncfan]

I'm sure no one has ever done that here besides me. I had a buddy do the same thing here in scottsdale and was pissing behind a dumpster and was caught the fine was 300 dollars.

[alkemical]

When i was in seattle, at the bottom of yessler - there were signs posted that said:

"STOP URINATING HERE, YOU ARE SPREADING TYPHOID"

[Clockwork Orange]

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

I would just argue that the building/dumpster/whatever was asking for it.

[Sassy]

On a related note...my friend use to carry TP in the trunk of her car...you know how hard it is for women to go to the bathroom in a field while at a party? ;D

[alkemical]

Isn't that what sleeves are for?

[Paladin]

Years ago, the number of arrests for "indecent public exposure" in the alleyways around Old Town during "College Days" at CSU was extremely high. The local constabulary attempted to find out why that was so. Turns out that the pubs had small, single person commodes, and guys just had to go. They'd go out to the alley and let it all hang out. since cops were patrolling the area fairly heavily, getting caught was a given.

When the City Council required that the drinking halls had to have a more suitable number of urinals, the number of arrests went to nothing. My point is that sometimes circumstances just leave you exposed to few choices.........

[OrangeShadow]

this story is a reach as far as being an actual story. ive pissed on my share of buildings or trees

[Paladin]

this story is a reach as far as being an actual story. ive pissed on my share of buildings or trees

My story is accurate....

And I'm sticking to it. I was one of the interviewees......;D

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I posted more just to illustrate how SD police and the Chargers are not getting along. Not really that relieving oneself in public is a huge deal. Do it in Singapore however and see what happens. The thing is we have 300 million people in ths country. If we all go out and urinate and public then our country will be very disgusting. If you're doing something ask yourself a question. If everyone does this would it be good or bad for my community. If the answer is it would be bad then you should probably try not to do it. Most people who urinate in public are just lazy and have poor taste. Of course we have all done it but that doesn't change the fact that while your doing it your level of class is pretty low.

[boltaneer]

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

[Pendejo]

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

Didn't Kiel also show up for his first training camp with a bullet in his ass, or something like that?

[cutthemdown]

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

I'm in no way saying that this will have any effect on the field. It's just more funny news from the San Diego Chargers.

[OrangeShadow]

Cuts right, thats all it is, funny news. If this was someone else, an average joe walking the streets we wouldnt be talking about it. This is just a product of a slow news day, time killing until the superbowl takes place.

[broncs2bowl]

lol the Chargers are lame! The guy must not have a bathroom in his house! OK that was stupid wat I just said but im still gonna keep it

[boltaneer]

Yep, it's definitely offseason!

The Free Agency period and the Draft can't come soon enough! ;)

[OrangeShadow]

18 days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training baby!

[Paladin]

Eight.....Teen..... Freaking........Days.........

There's always the Mamouth......

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When I was 18, I could lay in bed and piss into the toilet.

[broncocalijohn]

I posted more just to illustrate how SD police and the Chargers are not getting along. Not really that relieving oneself in public is a huge deal. Do it in Singapore however and see what happens. The thing is we have 300 million people in ths country. If we all go out and urinate and public then our country will be very disgusting. If you're doing something ask yourself a question. If everyone does this would it be good or bad for my community. If the answer is it would be bad then you should probably try not to do it. Most people who urinate in public are just lazy and have poor taste. Of course we have all done it but that doesn't change the fact that while your doing it your level of class is pretty low.


Listen DR. Buzzkll, I have urinated in a fricking cup while driving. When you have to go, it is time. Best story though is that i took my son to an Angels game last year and I park across the street in a private lot (FREE!) My son is just getting the potty training thing going for a few months and I know he cant hold it for the 20 minute drive home so I tell him how he can pee on the wall. He didnt see how that was like a toilet so I showed him by going myself. IT WORKED! Next time we go to the game and wife comes along, we park in the same spot. Little Johnny points to the wall and says , "Daddy, we go pee pee again?" My wife just gave me that look of, 'can I trust you with our son?'

[broncocalijohn]

On a related note...my friend use to carry TP in the trunk of her car...you know how hard it is for women to go to the bathroom in a field while at a party? ;D

I havent been to ND ever so I must ask, Where in the hell do you yahoos party? A FIELD?

[Bronco Yoda]

way...way...back when....
In 8th grade one of my buds stood up in front of our English Class... faced everyone and whizzed into an empty metal trash can.

He had a note from the doctor explaining he had a bladder problem at the moment but since he was such a goof-off the old bitty of a teach still wouldn't give him a hall pass.

Some kids screeched, others rooted him on, the 80'sh looking wire-brimmed teach turned an ash gray gasping for air. There for a moment I really thought she'd kill over. But.... she mustered enough to motion for a fire drill sending us out of the school into the parking lot. And there stood my neighbor bud... smilingly from ear to ear as he filled the metal trash can.

Sounded like a hail storm on a tin roof.

I'll never forget that crazy smile of both defiance and relief. The guy had zero inhibitions.

Triple-O we called him... always had a few screws loose. That day they all popped off at the same time.

He was promptly expelled from the entire school district. He had already been held back two years and was the only guy in Jr. High to have a learners permit to drive. This put a crimp into our groups cruising days for a couple years.

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Listen DR. Buzzkll, I have urinated in a fricking cup while driving. When you have to go, it is time. Best story though is that i took my son to an Angels game last year and I park across the street in a private lot (FREE!) My son is just getting the potty training thing going for a few months and I know he cant hold it for the 20 minute drive home so I tell him how he can pee on the wall. He didnt see how that was like a toilet so I showed him by going myself. IT WORKED! Next time we go to the game and wife comes along, we park in the same spot. Little Johnny points to the wall and says , "Daddy, we go pee pee again?" My wife just gave me that look of, 'can I trust you with our son?'

DR Urine,
Like I said public urination is a low point for anyone doing it. How would 300 million liters of piss running down the street smell to you. That's what it would be if we all didn't use the sewer system. Just the other day I saw a mexican family let all 3 kids go pee in the Mall parking lot. Yeah that's what we need for a nice clean country. Am I saying I haven't done it? No way we have all been drunk etc, had no where to pee etc. couldn't hold it anymore and peeing in public better then pissing oneself, all those things happen. Still doesn't change the fact that people should relieve themselves in a bathroom. Good to see you teaching your son such valuable life skills though. Keep up the good work daddy. For an encore maybe you can show him how to spit into the wind.

P.S when I was at the Laker game 3 weeks ago my Nephew(9 yrs old) needed to go but he just went to the Staples Center restroom.