How John Elway created the world

[Meck77]

I got rapped up in a debate with a religious wacko on another board. I was trying to prove a point that there are hundreds of religions in the world that people choose to believe in and that his particular views may not work for 4.5 billion people on our planet. So I came up with my own to try and make light of the debate over there that some of you might appreicate......;D



Broncos 1


The Beginning

1 In the beginning John Elway created the heavens and Mile High Stadium.
2 Now the Stadium [1] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of John was hovering over the Rockies.

3 And John said, "Let there be Football," and there was Football. 4 John saw that the football was good, and he separated the Broncos from the Raiders. 5 John called the Broncos good," and the darkness he called Raiders" And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
6 And John said, "Let there be an expanse between Mile High Stadium to separate Good from Evil." 7 So John made the expanse and separated Oakland from Denver. And it was so. 8 John called the expanse the seperation of Upper Class living with the Ghetto. And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9 And John said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and be transformed to BEER at Coor's Brewery. And it was so. 10 John called the dry ground Oakland" and then gathered all the trash and crack and put it there ." And John saw that it was good there.
11 Then John said, "Let the land Denver produce Superbowl victories: And it was so. 12 . And John saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
14 And God said, "Let there be lights in Mile High so we could have Monday night football, and let them serve as signs to mark football seasons so everyone would know when it is time to kick the living shiat out of the Raiders. 15 and let there be lights in the parking lot so we can see when my followers tailgate." And it was so. 16 John made two great lights-the greater light to govern the Stadium and the lesser light to govern the parking lot. He also made the pro-bowl. 17 John set light next to Bucky (the horse that sits on top of the South side of the staium) to light Mile High and the parking lot, 18 . And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
20 And John said, "Let the Raiders Suck" And it was so. 21 So John created Jake Plummer, Rod Smith Eddie Mac, Clinton Portis to make sure. And John saw that it was good. 22 John blessed them and said, "Kick Ass and increase the number of Bronco Fans. 23 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day.
24 And John said, "Let Denver produce beautiful young women and the Oakland fans should only mate according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 John moved the Gangsters to Oakland and called them second class citizens according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And John saw that it was good.
26 Then John said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the Raiders and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [2] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

27 So God created Meck 77 in his own image.
in the image of John he created him;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be Bronco Fans and increase in number; fill Mile High and cheer in your church. Rule over the the scum bag Raiders.

29 Then John said, "I give you every offensive and defensive weapon to crush Oakland. They will be yours to embarss them. 30 And to all the Fans of Mile High I give you hod dogs and burgers for food." And it was so.
31 John saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day.



On the seventh Day John sat on the couch drank a coors and watched the Broncos beat Oakland.


;D

[Hotrod]

:cheers:

[Copipes]

That was awesome Meck!! Good work!

[Garcia Bronco]

Meck comes correct.

[sutoazul]

Wow meck... how much time did you spend coming up with this?
Good one buddy. :thumbsup:

[Meck77]

You know I just whipped in out in about 15 minutes. A raider fan just countered with their version. It's pretty fun actually......

From The Silver & Black Bible, Book of Al, Chapter 3, Verses 7-15

7.] And it came to pass that there was great consternation and lamentation among the people of Raider Nation.

8.] And they came before the prophet Cyanatic and said, "Wherefore comest the heretic Meck, setting forth false idols in the image of the demon Elway and seeking to cast our true faith in the realms of darkness?"

9.] And Cyanatic went before the Raider Nation and spake thusly: "Why comest thou before me with thy undies in a twist when thou knowest we are the mightiest, baddest mofo's in the NFL?"

10.] And Raider Nation spoke unto the prophet Cyanatic and said, "The heretic Meck hath founded a false religion based upon the demon Elway and seeks to draw the faithful to the cursed banner of orange."

11.] And Cyanatic drew himself up before the Raider Nation, mighty was he with wrath, and said, "Tremble before the sight of the Silver & Black banner, whose power and spirit hath filled our victorious hosts for years upon years. Hath not the wimpy ponies of orange fled before us? Be mindful of our forefathers, and remain ye faithful to Gannon, for hath he not smote all in the AFC West in his wrath?"

12.]And Raider Nation becalmed themselves and stood quiet as Cyanatic said, "Recall ye not that Cotton Davidson begat Lamonica who fought for the Bowl of Super, and Lamonica begat Stabler who won our first Bowl of Super, and Stabler begat Plunkett who won two Bowls of Super, and then came the great famine when Plunkett begat Wilson, and Wilson begat Schroeder, and Schroeder begat Marinovich, who was a great disappointment in the eyes of Al, and Marinovich begat George, and George begat Hostetler, and Hostetler begat Gannon who hath led us again into the land of milk & MVPs?"

13.] And Raider Nation cheered and Cyanatic said, "Lo! Even now the great host of Silver & Black gathers like a dark stormcloud, seeking revenge against the feather-capped, wannabe pirate pansies of Florida! Go ye forth into battle, for Pride and Poise are with us in our Committment to Excellence."

14.] And Raider Nation cheered again with great joy, and girded their loins for battle. And Cyanatic said, "Remember ye our heritage. And, woe! Woe unto the heretic Meck and his ilk, for the Silver & Black shall sweep into Invesco like a mighty storm and slay the worshippers of orange, and the drinkers of the weak Rocky Mountain urine known as Coors, and the idolators of the demon Elway whose time has long passed."

15.] And Raider Nation rejoiced and drank hearty Anchor Steam beer and feasted upon barbecued ribs and were much pleased with themselves.

[Spider]

LMMFAO ..................... Oh Shiat Meck ........... LMMFAO that one will go in maniax front Page Bro

[-Slap-]

That's funny stuff. The down side is that you're both going to spend an eternity in Hell.

[winstoncup bronco]

John Elway is the reason why there is baseball and hockey in Colorado, the Ravens in Baltimore and an expansion team in Cleveland.

[KHinz57]

Yeah, it WAS nice...just like the pretense. John Elway WAS good, the Broncos WON the Super Bowl, you sound like a college dropout loser who still lives in the past of being Prom King in High School. The past is nice...because you're a Broncos fan, that's ALL you've got to hang onto. Joke Plummet the next Joe Montana....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[FADERPROOF]

Hey Chiefs fan, tell you're team to win a playoff game this decade, better yet, tell them to actually make the playoffs.

[KHinz57]

All right I will...tune in this year and check it out. Why not, right? I mean, the Broncos won't be in the playoffs, so atleast watch the Chiefs make it. Wait...you do have JOKE PLUMMET! I forgot! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[FADERPROOF]

And your QB seems to think that Deltha O'Neal is a Chiefs WR.

I do agree on your improved defense though, I mean hell, you finished dead last in the previous season, how can you not improve from that? So congrats, instead of 32nd, you'll get yourself up to 25 or so, maybe.

[KHinz57]

Hmmm, in 2002 how many INTs did Trent Green throw, and also how many INTs did Deltha O'Neal get? Wait...didn't he also get benched against the Chiefs? Haha, does your story ever get new. I wish it got new so it would make some sort of sense once and awhile. LOL

[FADERPROOF]

Yes, we benched our best CB for the Chiefs game, and we still beat you.

[KHinz57]

Doesn't matter, Priest Holmes didn't play the 4th Quarter, not a legit victory to me, so who cares? You still have to deal with that sad fact that Jake Plummer is your Quarterback, LOL.

[FADERPROOF]

I see a legit victory, a win is a win right?

[KHinz57]

Oh, is that what you say during PRESEASON TOO?? What a chump! LOL

JOKE PLUMMET!!! JOE MONTANA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[-Slap-]

Originally posted by DenFan38
I see a legit victory, a win is a win right?

Chief fans are forced to count moral victories and near misses as wins.

[FADERPROOF]

Originally posted by KHinz57
Oh, is that what you say during PRESEASON TOO?? What a chump! LOL

JOKE PLUMMET!!! JOE MONTANA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I could care less about preseason, it's you Chief fans that bust one over preseason.

"Priest played a full ONE QUARTER!!!! HE'S HEALTHY!!!!!"

He did look a bit healthy, and averaging 2.5 yards per carry also.

[FADERPROOF]

Originally posted by -Slap-


Chief fans are forced to count moral victories and near misses as wins.

What they call "non-legit wins", everyone else calls excuses.

[KHinz57]

Hmmmm...but a "WIN is a WIN"? By the way, keep watching the Chiefs play and memorize their stats, as they rack them up while destroying the Donkeys. Oh wait...yeah I know...you've got JOKE PLUMMET!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[FADERPROOF]

So, you're going to admit that week 1 vs. the Browns wasn't a legit win for the Chiefs then right?

Also, I'd love to stay and keep tearing you up, but the beer bong calls me at a friends house, I'll be on later to tear you up as a drunk man though.

[KHinz57]

Yeah, every Bronco fan has to get drunk, Chiefs would too if they had Joke Plummet as our quarterback. I guess that explains the Broncos fans reasoning behind thinking Joke Plummet is the next Joe Montana...they're drunk?

[FADERPROOF]

Originally posted by KHinz57
Yeah, every Bronco fan has to get drunk, Chiefs would too if they had Joke Plummet as our quarterback. I guess that explains the Broncos fans reasoning behind thinking Joke Plummet is the next Joe Montana...they're drunk?

My bad for having something called...a life(try and find one someday, it works out).

KC is a pretty happening place, you should turn on the TV and watch the Royals piss away their playoff hopes and then watch the Chiefs suck again, making it now every season since we beat you in the playoffs of 1998, 14-10 if you need a refresh of memory.

What exactly do the Chiefs have to look forward to, other than a bad defense and being either the 3rd or 4th worst in the toughest division in football?

[Clockwork Orange]

Originally posted by DenFan38
What exactly do the Chiefs have to look forward to, other than a bad defense and being either the 3rd or 4th worst in the toughest division in football?

Dick Vermin weeping like a little girl with a skinned knee.

[Meck77]

Originally posted by KHinz57
Yeah, it WAS nice...just like the pretense. John Elway WAS good, the Broncos WON the Super Bowl, you sound like a college dropout loser who still lives in the past of being Prom King in High School. The past is nice...because you're a Broncos fan, that's ALL you've got to hang onto. Joke Plummet the next Joe Montana....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hey cheese dick I really don't think you want to start about talking about the past do you? Or the recent past for that matter?

And John said "Damn the chiefs are ignorant. I shall send every reject from the AFC west out to pasture in the waste land of K.C and they will think it's good"

[KHinz57]

No, numb-nuts, that's my point, who cares about the past. You want the past, enroll in a History class. It's the present and future that matters. The Broncos have absolutely no future, hate to break it to folks. I'd cry too. And as far my life goes DenFan38, bad move trying to call me out about that...you are definitely not one to be talking about who has one and who doesn't. I'll let it slide this time.

As far as me turning on the TV, I did, I was flipping between the Kansas City Royals beating the Minnesota Twins 4-3. Then Kansas State STEAMROLL California. Then to the Kansas City Chiefs to Larry Johnson who busts a big one to the endzone. Hmmmmm, it's GREAT to be livin' in Kansas City! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

P.S. Hmmmm, Los Angeles Dodgers. LOL

[TheNextStep]

Two things:

1. As much as I hate the Broncos, I enjoy creative and humorous writing. Well done, Meck... and the Raider poster who responded to you.

2. "Joke Plummet" is a pretty lame ass putdown. Sorry, but that's the truth.

[KHinz57]

How about Joke "The Suck" Plummet, does that sound a little better? Wait...who cares what you think!

[-Slap-]

Originally posted by KHinz57
How about Joke "The Suck" Plummet, does that sound a little better? Wait...who cares what you think!

Snap!

[-Slap-]

I like that little thing you do with your wrist at the end, KHinz57. It looks so natural.

[Evenrude]

Originally posted by -Slap-
I like that little thing you do with your wrist at the end, KHinz57. It looks so natural.

Dude that's not him, it's his sister.... and she's a star! Well not really a star, but somebodies got to make the trailer payment in that household.

[MileHighMania]

KHinz57... *Greatest Show on Grass*

Don't you think you could get just a li'l bit creative? You guys have serious Rams' envy.

[KHinz57]

Ain't nothing like people taking notice at Orange Mane's Next Best Thang. I'm glad you all like my girl...just as they say, blondes have more fun...well...it's true, but...BLONDES ARE JUST FUN. But then again, like you losers would know anything about that. Just don't even try and comment with anything...we all know. Just spare us with any trying to convince that you actually do know anything about a blonde.

[Theway]

Originally posted by KHinz57
Hmmmmm, it's GREAT to be livin' in Kansas City! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now I know you can't be talking about sports, because that would be one stupid statement.

Baseball - Royals - first semblance of a non-disastrous season in at least FIFTEEN years

Football - Chiefs - 2nd tier organization, if that. No sniff of the super bowl in over THIRTY years

Basketball - not good enough to have it

Hockey - not good enough to have it

College - Kansas State just recently became a 2nd tier football program. Ten years ago, nobody even knew they existed. And that's all the sports they have.

[REB]

LOL! Good stuff! I may have found an alternate religion.

Thanks for the goofs!

REB

1-2-3-BRONCOS!!!!!!!

[Meck77]

Ahh thanks REB. I actually just D-bumped the thread right before you posted.

It's a little outdated with the Portis reference. If anyone would care to update that section please feel free.

[Crushaholic]

I got rapped up in a debate with a religious wacko on another board.

You went to another board? tsk tsk

OK...I missed the point of the post completely. I'm just going to go find Ricky Williams and hang out with him for a while... :puff: :hitself: ;)

Don't mind me...I'm in a goofy mood tonight. :~ohyah!:

[Rock Chalk]

Who let KHinz57 back in?

[The Big E]

Two things:

1. As much as I hate the Broncos, I enjoy creative and humorous writing. Well done, Meck... and the Raider poster who responded to you.

2. "Joke Plummet" is a pretty lame ass putdown. Sorry, but that's the truth.
I agree, TNS. I'm a long time Plummer fan, and I'll stand by him even if he sucks. I do have a sense of humor, and laugh at clever nicknames or putdowns, but "Joke Plummet" is just out and out a stupid, lame putdown. Of course, considering the source, it's not surprising.

[Pezman]

Holy crap... for a minute there I was with Alec... I really thought Ketchup boy was back...

Man oh man, when this thread got bumped, did it have dust on it? Hehe...

[Crushaholic]

Holy crap... for a minute there I was with Alec... I really thought Ketchup boy was back...

Man oh man, when this thread got bumped, did it have dust on it? Hehe...

lol...I didn't even notice the thread was almost a year old. I guess I really HAVE been hanging out with Ricky Williams...

[Sideburn]

I think we need to bring this back. Forgive me for my sins modders. John Elway would :)

[Meck77]

I got rapped up in a debate with a religious wacko on another board. I was trying to prove a point that there are hundreds of religions in the world that people choose to believe in and that his particular views may not work for 4.5 billion people on our planet. So I came up with my own to try and make light of the debate over there that some of you might appreicate......;D



Broncos 1


The Beginning

1 In the beginning John Elway created the heavens and Mile High Stadium.
2 Now the Stadium [1] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of John was hovering over the Rockies.

3 And John said, "Let there be Football," and there was Football. 4 John saw that the football was good, and he separated the Broncos from the Raiders. 5 John called the Broncos good," and the darkness he called Raiders" And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
6 And John said, "Let there be an expanse between Mile High Stadium to separate Good from Evil." 7 So John made the expanse and separated Oakland from Denver. And it was so. 8 John called the expanse the seperation of Upper Class living with the Ghetto. And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9 And John said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and be transformed to BEER at Coor's Brewery. And it was so. 10 John called the dry ground Oakland" and then gathered all the trash and crack and put it there ." And John saw that it was good there.
11 Then John said, "Let the land Denver produce Superbowl victories: And it was so. 12 . And John saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
14 And God said, "Let there be lights in Mile High so we could have Monday night football, and let them serve as signs to mark football seasons so everyone would know when it is time to kick the living shiat out of the Raiders. 15 and let there be lights in the parking lot so we can see when my followers tailgate." And it was so. 16 John made two great lights-the greater light to govern the Stadium and the lesser light to govern the parking lot. He also made the pro-bowl. 17 John set light next to Bucky (the horse that sits on top of the South side of the staium) to light Mile High and the parking lot, 18 . And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
20 And John said, "Let the Raiders Suck" And it was so. 21 So John created Jake Plummer, Rod Smith Eddie Mac, Clinton Portis to make sure. And John saw that it was good. 22 John blessed them and said, "Kick Ass and increase the number of Bronco Fans. 23 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day.
24 And John said, "Let Denver produce beautiful young women and the Oakland fans should only mate according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 John moved the Gangsters to Oakland and called them second class citizens according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And John saw that it was good.
26 Then John said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the Raiders and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [2] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

27 So God created Meck 77 in his own image.
in the image of John he created him;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be Bronco Fans and increase in number; fill Mile High and cheer in your church. Rule over the the scum bag Raiders.

29 Then John said, "I give you every offensive and defensive weapon to crush Oakland. They will be yours to embarss them. 30 And to all the Fans of Mile High I give you hod dogs and burgers for food." And it was so.
31 John saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day.



On the seventh Day John sat on the couch drank a coors and watched the Broncos beat Oakland.


;D

On the eigth Day John bought an Arena team and said "I will call it the Colorado Crush and they will win an Arena Bowl".....and it was so!!!!



I told you he was God. ;)

[Sideburn]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

[BRONCCRUSHFAN]

On the eigth Day John bought an Arena team and said "I will call it the Colorado Crush and they will win an Arena Bowl".....and it was so!!!!



I told you he was God. ;)

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Meck 77 again.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I got rapped up in a debate with a religious wacko on another board. I was trying to prove a point that there are hundreds of religions in the world that people choose to believe in and that his particular views may not work for 4.5 billion people on our planet. So I came up with my own to try and make light of the debate over there that some of you might appreicate......;D



Broncos 1


The Beginning

1 In the beginning John Elway created the heavens and Mile High Stadium.
2 Now the Stadium [1] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of John was hovering over the Rockies.

3 And John said, "Let there be Football," and there was Football. 4 John saw that the football was good, and he separated the Broncos from the Raiders. 5 John called the Broncos good," and the darkness he called Raiders" And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
6 And John said, "Let there be an expanse between Mile High Stadium to separate Good from Evil." 7 So John made the expanse and separated Oakland from Denver. And it was so. 8 John called the expanse the seperation of Upper Class living with the Ghetto. And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9 And John said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and be transformed to BEER at Coor's Brewery. And it was so. 10 John called the dry ground Oakland" and then gathered all the trash and crack and put it there ." And John saw that it was good there.
11 Then John said, "Let the land Denver produce Superbowl victories: And it was so. 12 . And John saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
14 And God said, "Let there be lights in Mile High so we could have Monday night football, and let them serve as signs to mark football seasons so everyone would know when it is time to kick the living shiat out of the Raiders. 15 and let there be lights in the parking lot so we can see when my followers tailgate." And it was so. 16 John made two great lights-the greater light to govern the Stadium and the lesser light to govern the parking lot. He also made the pro-bowl. 17 John set light next to Bucky (the horse that sits on top of the South side of the staium) to light Mile High and the parking lot, 18 . And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
20 And John said, "Let the Raiders Suck" And it was so. 21 So John created Jake Plummer, Rod Smith Eddie Mac, Clinton Portis to make sure. And John saw that it was good. 22 John blessed them and said, "Kick Ass and increase the number of Bronco Fans. 23 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day.
24 And John said, "Let Denver produce beautiful young women and the Oakland fans should only mate according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 John moved the Gangsters to Oakland and called them second class citizens according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And John saw that it was good.
26 Then John said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the Raiders and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [2] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

27 So God created Meck 77 in his own image.
in the image of John he created him;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be Bronco Fans and increase in number; fill Mile High and cheer in your church. Rule over the the scum bag Raiders.

29 Then John said, "I give you every offensive and defensive weapon to crush Oakland. They will be yours to embarss them. 30 And to all the Fans of Mile High I give you hod dogs and burgers for food." And it was so.
31 John saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day.



On the seventh Day John sat on the couch drank a coors and watched the Broncos beat Oakland.


;D

Concerning the religious "wacko" and in comparison, yourself:

Which would philosophically be more valuable to concern yourself with: a football team (a business) that you are not even really a part of, or a system of values that dictate the way that you can best spend every waking moment of your life in pursuit of bettering those around you, yourself, and standing in reverence to the "thing" that governs the systems of the universe that you are subject to?

I would have to say that to me, you are the wacko. A product of marketing and the propagation of false hopes by people that want your loyalty so that they can buy a better car or have more flexibility when investing down the road.

[illbroncsfn]

Great prophecy Meck!!!!!!!

[Meck77]

Concerning the religious "wacko" and in comparison, yourself:

Which would philosophically be more valuable to concern yourself with: a football team (a business) that you are not even really a part of, or a system of values that dictate the way that you can best spend every waking moment of your life in pursuit of bettering those around you, yourself, and standing in reverence to the "thing" that governs the systems of the universe that you are subject to?

I would have to say that to me, you are the wacko. A product of marketing and the propagation of false hopes by people that want your loyalty so that they can buy a better car or have more flexibility when investing down the road.

:kiddingme

Huh? You have no idea how the conversation went down between me and the poster I was referring to.

He wasn't even of a religion that is generally known it was some crazy cult stuff and was claiming his way was the only way. My point was that there are many religions and they all believe their way is the way and my was is "The Elway" :Broncos: . It's was a joke man. Nothing more. I also disagree that we Broncos fans are not part of the orgaization. Many of us have been supporting the team for decades of which I am one of those.

You mean to tell me the tens of thousands of Broncos fans who filled up Mile High during the Superbowl days had nothing to do with the teams success? Perhaps you should go back and watch some of John's final speeches when he was retiring and his Canton speech.

I do agree with you on one thing. I am a complete freakin wacko when it comes to the Broncos and I wouldn't have it any other way. What you fail to understand Lama is that the Broncos have indrectly become apart of "My Business". Not that I need to explain it to you but you asked. You see I'm a realtor. I make a living helping people buy and sell real estate. I've been fortunate enough to meet alot of Broncos fans doing the tailgating etc and some of them have become my clients or might become future clients. Realtors by nature carve out a niche in the public. Mine by default happens to be Broncos fans along with my existing business partners/friends etc. I've been able to combine my love for real estate and my love for the Broncos.


Infact I have to leave pretty soon to get my bus to the public celebration at Elway's restaurant at 3:30 for a celebration that ALL OF DENVER IS INVITED TO so I can show my support for the Crush and John Elway.

[BRONCCRUSHFAN]

Concerning the religious "wacko" and in comparison, yourself:

Which would philosophically be more valuable to concern yourself with: a football team (a business) that you are not even really a part of, or a system of values that dictate the way that you can best spend every waking moment of your life in pursuit of bettering those around you, yourself, and standing in reverence to the "thing" that governs the systems of the universe that you are subject to?

I would have to say that to me, you are the wacko. A product of marketing and the propagation of false hopes by people that want your loyalty so that they can buy a better car or have more flexibility when investing down the road.

Why are you baggin on Meck? Were you there 2 years ago when he had that conversation? Do you even know what the debate was about? I've had the pleasure of knowing Meck for about 9 months now, and there is not another person out there who respects other peoples feelings and beliefs, like he does. He is a Broncos fan, and someone who just enjoys football and life. He is up for a joke, just like anyone else. That's the problem with the world today, people have their underwear all riding up next to their sphincter, and have forgotten the humanity of ourselves. I am a very spiritual person, and love the lord with all my heart, and I didn't find anything offensive about his post. I found it rather funny, and is the basis of why we congregate here on the Mane.

Elway drinking a Coors and watching the Raiders get stomped, that just makes me laugh.

[Smilin Assassin]

:

I do agree with you on one thing. I am a complete freakin wacko when it comes to the Broncos. It just about dominates my life during Broncos season and I plan alot of my life around the Broncos schedule.



I can bare witness to this.

The man bleeds Orange & Blue. (That mural on the side of your wall is a thing of great beauty).

I dunno if I'd call you a 'wacko', but a hardcore Broncos fan to the bone w/out a doubt.

Glad I got to meet ya.

[epicSocialism4tw]

The thing that rubs me the wrong way about the post is that it displays the general lack of apathy and disrespect that many people have for the Bible and the religions associated with it. I consider it offensive to me to turn what I think is so important into a joke. Not everything is to be joked about. Do we joke about slavery? Do we joke about child molestation? How about a child dying of cancer? Do we joke about her? How about the soldiers that die for us in Iraq...do they deserve to be joked about? There are weighty things out there that should not be joked about frivilously in the public forum and to me, the God of the universe that died as a man so that I could be better is not one of them. If you have had any relations with this God at all, you know that reverance and awe are part of what you experience when He communes with you.

You know, its funny...the modern popular American morality regards religious people (Christians) as worthless and trivial. That is what is communicated by your post. I have a sense of humor and some of what you wrote was funny, but more of it was offensive than not.

A good analogy: You walk up to me and say "Hey buddy, is that a picture of your father?" to which I reply: "Yes, he died two years ago saving my life. He never treated me unfairly and was the most loving man I have ever met. " Then you say "Here...tell me what you think of this...(you grab the picture from my hand and draw a clown nose and a fake moustache on it and hand it back)...funny, huh?"

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Sorry Llama, I can't agree. I don't think it was intended to be mean spirited like your example and I don't think it is disrespectful to religion.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Sorry Llama, I can't agree. I don't think it was intended to be mean spirited like your example and I don't think it is disrespectful to religion.

I did not think it mean spirited, but ignorant (not stupid or intentionally cruel, but ignored the possibilities) of the outcome of such a thing. As was the character in the analogy I wrote that tried to be funny by drawing on the picture.

[Hogan11]

John Elway didn't create the world.......Floyd Little did ;D

Or better yet, think of Floyd being John The Baptist and then Elway being the big J.C.

That works better IMO.

[BRONCCRUSHFAN]

I'm sorry Llama, I don't see it. My heavenly father has gotten me through a ton of tough scrapes, including being shot in Somalia where the round pierced my flak jacket but didn't go through. But the one gift that he gave me that helped me through it all, is my sense of humor and my ability to laugh at myself. It gives me humility and teaches me to enjoy this world that he has given me, including my friends and family.

[TheManeMan]

BUMP for the new comers... ;D

[Rocket 7]

BUMP for the new comers... ;D
Another http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=14445&page=1&pp=25

[gunns]

I did not think it mean spirited, but ignorant (not stupid or intentionally cruel, but ignored the possibilities) of the outcome of such a thing. As was the character in the analogy I wrote that tried to be funny by drawing on the picture.

Why are people from Texas so angry? You've got to believe God has a sense of humor. Otherwise why is so beneficial to laugh?

I love your attitude towards the Bronco's and I believe you can affect people with your enthusiasm for this team. During 98 season my daughter had a baby. It's a Sunday, the Broncos are going up against the Bengals. My daughter is ready to deliver but I have the game on and we're ALL watching a critical play. The Broncos are successful and everyone cheers (even my Raider fan son-in-law). Suddenly the Dr goes "what am I doing, I don't even like football" as the baby is making her appearance. My whole family, including my daughter just laughed and said "that's my mom and what she can do to you when the Broncos are on". My son in law looked bewildered.

[Spider]

The thing that rubs me the wrong way about the post is that it displays the general lack of apathy and disrespect that many people have for the Bible and the religions associated with it. I consider it offensive to me to turn what I think is so important into a joke. Not everything is to be joked about. Do we joke about slavery? Do we joke about child molestation? How about a child dying of cancer? Do we joke about her? How about the soldiers that die for us in Iraq...do they deserve to be joked about? There are weighty things out there that should not be joked about frivilously in the public forum and to me, the God of the universe that died as a man so that I could be better is not one of them. If you have had any relations with this God at all, you know that reverance and awe are part of what you experience when He communes with you.

You know, its funny...the modern popular American morality regards religious people (Christians) as worthless and trivial. That is what is communicated by your post. I have a sense of humor and some of what you wrote was funny, but more of it was offensive than not.

A good analogy: You walk up to me and say "Hey buddy, is that a picture of your father?" to which I reply: "Yes, he died two years ago saving my life. He never treated me unfairly and was the most loving man I have ever met. " Then you say "Here...tell me what you think of this...(you grab the picture from my hand and draw a clown nose and a fake moustache on it and hand it back)...funny, huh?"

you need therapy ...... I was there when the debate took place . you are way off base , and making yourself look like a drama queen ......

[watermock]

It was just parody. From what I know, Meck has been a gracious host and works charity functions. It was rather blasphemous, but hey, we are all heathens here anyway.

DEVO rules.

[orangenblue2]

From the Book of Bowlen, Chapter 6 Verse 12 "Verily I say unto you, All nonbelievers and heretics of the Word, and of the prophet Meck, shall have one chance to repent lest they be smote under the wheels of OF1"

[watermock]

From the Book of Bowlen, Chapter 6 Verse 12 "Verily I say unto you, All nonbelievers and heretics of the Word, and of the prophet Meck, shall have one chance to repent lest they be smote under the wheels of OF1"

"The wheels of OF1 shall grind the heathens into dust and will carry us to the Promised Land."

[orangenblue2]

"The wheels of OF1 shall grind the heathens into dust and will carry us to the Promised Land."

Thats even better... :thumbsup:

[BaronVonBronco]

you need therapy ...... I was there when the debate took place . you are way off base , and making yourself look like a drama queen ......


I dont think he was talking about the debate, but maybe using bible verses and inserting meck77's use to them to describe his "new" religon. If I went into a Mosque and started using some verses from the Quran or Hadith and inserted my name or John Elways name or whatever in a joking manner I would proably be stoned. :thumbsup:

Yet this is a Message board, so let the fun begin

[Meck77]

You have to understand that circumstances that led up to this post over TWO YEARS ago. It was simply a joke and directed at a guy cramming his "My way is the only way religion down our throats".

If 1 person has a real issue with my post please notify a mod to delete it. Makes no difference to me.

Keep in mind that John Elway did lead us to the promise land twice in the NFL and once in the AFL. The guy still walks on water around here in Denver. :notworthy

[watermock]

I dont think he was talking about the debate, but maybe using bible verses and inserting meck77's use to them to describe his "new" religon. If I went into a Mosque and started using some verses from the Quran or Hadith and inserted my name or John Elways name or whatever in a joking manner I would proably be stoned. :thumbsup:

Yet this is a Message board, so let the fun begin

If you went into a church and made some comedy, the pastor and worshipers would just laugh like crazy.

Do it in a mosque, they would stone you.

Doesn't that say enough? I have allways maintained God has a sense of humor or he wouldn't of made us in the first place.

[Bronx33]

From the Book of Bowlen, Chapter 6 Verse 12 "Verily I say unto you, All nonbelievers and heretics of the Word, and of the prophet Meck, shall have one chance to repent lest they be smote under the wheels of OF1"

This cracked me up.......Amen.

[Bronx33]

20 And John said, "Let the Raiders Suck" And it was so.

[watermock]

And St. John saw an Orange sun in the morning following the draft, and saw it was good.

And Chris Hinton was sent into exile while our Savior came among us. St. John toiled thru trials and tribulations for 12 years, walking thru many lands in his travels, 3 times he was close to the promised land.

Not deterred, he banged on the door with his foot yet again, and it swung open. thwack

[Spider]

LOL .......giving the smart ass comedians we got here , this old thread should take off ;D

[orangenblue2]

My favorite verses from the Abridged, King John version:

Gradishar 6

6:1 And I saw, and behold a red horse: and power was given the rider to go forth and multiply, yea even with his relatives, and to wear his locks in a manner set forth by the prophet Mullet, and to transport only by the way set forth by the seer Camaro, and to make his abode a home set on wheels. The rider shall be forever known as Chief, and his followers will hereafter be noted for a lack of _efense.

6:2 And I saw, and behold a black horse: and power was given the rider to wear cheesy running suits and slick his hair into a pompadour, an oracle was delivered that advised the rider to have the scariest followers in the kingdom of the NFL, verily as scary and frightening as a cloudy day, the followers of the lost way shall forever paint their extremities silver and black, the colors of disgrace, so all shall forever know them as losers. The rider shall be forever known as Raider, and his followers will hereafter be acclaimed for talking about themselves without anything to back it up.

6:3 And I saw, and behold a baby blue horse: and no power was given to the rider because nobody cared. The rider was called Charger and both of his followers were too inconsequential to matter.

6:4 And I heard a sound, growing ever louder, verily so loud that the ground shook and the heavens trembled. Behold a white horse named Thunder, and He that sat on him had a platinum football in His hand, and the other three horses bowed their heads, nay even the riders cast their eyes toward the turf because they were not worthy to even gaze upon His visage. The rider was called ELWAY, the ancient word for savior, and His followers shall be forever known as the greatest fans on Earth.


6:5 The ground shook as ELWAY spoke these words, "Verily, I say unto you, Woe be to those who worship false idols. The Kingdom of Orange is at hand. Those who don't repent and kneel before the Master and his beloved Followers shall forever be cast into the pit of mediocrity and despair." Amen.

[watermock]

And they are calling Pat Robertson on the carpet...I'm still kinda leery about mocking the bible.

That might be some pretty thick carpet. heh. I think he knows it's all in good fun.

God wouldn't of given us a sense of humor if he didn't have one himself. Of course, sending his top Angel into eternal fire and damnation might make you blink twice. He sounds kinda moody.

[Pezman]

I'd like to submit this one for the Ring of Fame if we could. Oh TJ......... ;D

[Hotrod]

I'd like to submit this one for the Ring of Fame if we could. Oh TJ......... ;D

I second this nomination (even thou I have no pull in this joint what so ever ;D)

[watermock]

There isn't much more comedy here without damning myself even more. I keep most critters protected, except Beavers, Aphids, Rootworms, Wolverines, Skunks, Mosquitos and Rats. Vermin don't get a free pass. The rest get a free pass. I hate Crows and Starlings.

And Raider fans, but I don't shoot or trap them. I wish I could.

[BFDD]

My favorite verses from the Abridged, King John version:

Gradishar 6

6:1 And I saw, and behold a red horse: and power was given the rider to go forth and multiply, yea even with his relatives, and to wear his locks in a manner set forth by the prophet Mullet, and to transport only by the way set forth by the seer Camaro, and to make his abode a home set on wheels. The rider shall be forever known as Chief, and his followers will hereafter be noted for a lack of _efense.

6:2 And I saw, and behold a black horse: and power was given the rider to wear cheesy running suits and slick his hair into a pompadour, an oracle was delivered that advised the rider to have the scariest followers in the kingdom of the NFL, verily as scary and frightening as a cloudy day, the followers of the lost way shall forever paint their extremities silver and black, the colors of disgrace, so all shall forever know them as losers. The rider shall be forever known as Raider, and his followers will hereafter be acclaimed for talking about themselves without anything to back it up.

6:3 And I saw, and behold a baby blue horse: and no power was given to the rider because nobody cared. The rider was called Charger and both of his followers were too inconsequential to matter.

6:4 And I heard a sound, growing ever louder, verily so loud that the ground shook and the heavens trembled. Behold a white horse named Thunder, and He that sat on him had a platinum football in His hand, and the other three horses bowed their heads, nay even the riders cast their eyes toward the turf because they were not worthy to even gaze upon His visage. The rider was called ELWAY, the ancient word for savior, and His followers shall be forever known as the greatest fans on Earth.


6:5 The ground shook as ELWAY spoke these words, "Verily, I say unto you, Woe be to those who worship false idols. The Kingdom of Orange is at hand. Those who don't repent and kneel before the Master and his beloved Followers shall forever be cast into the pit of mediocrity and despair." Amen.


awsome :P

[epicSocialism4tw]

I guess there's nothing sacred anymore. Oh well, I have already said my piece on this trash. On to another thread...

[watermock]

Considering Pat Robertson called for the assasination of the president of Venezuela, I think we get to have a little fun. Chavez is nothing more than a Castro, and a major reason for high oil prices, but that's over the top.

Where's Waffle Boy, Big Ben is starting. Waffle should be sniffing around somewhere.