Just for fun...stupidest things from athletes

[watermock]

Vick's bong ranks right up there. Pure genius.

I can't think of the guy's name, I'm tired...that guy who smoked crack all night...he had that touchdown shuffle...

I'm sure you guys can come up with quite a few.

Strahan being taken for virtually all he was worth is just another one.

[XXXII&III]

The night before XXXIII, Atlanta safety Eugene Robinson getting himself arrested for soliciting and tossed in jail for a restful night's sleep before the biggest game of his life. Especially considering that earlier in the day he'd won the Bart Starr award for his "high moral character." Dumbass.

[PLOWHORSE]

Patrick Ewing saying..."We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot too" "lay off us, you people"

[Smiling Assassin27]

shaq, before he had won an NBA Title: 'i've won on every level except college and pro.'

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

whizanator

[PLOWHORSE]

The Bengals!

[footstepsfrom#27]

That idiot TO wimpering over his contract because "I have to feed my family". LOL

[crowebomber]

Boat rides with Vikings!

[Bronco Bob]

Where Joe Namath guaranteed the Jets would win the Super Bowl over the Colts. Oh, wait, the Jets did win.

[watermock]

Joe to Suzy..."Kiss me hotcakes..."

[crowebomber]

How about that guy who almost won the tour de france. I mean it's just a little extra synthetic testosterone. It's not like he's competing in the most drug-tested sport on earth.

[watermock]

Maguire to Joe Heisman: "Your an idiot"...this actually happened.

[crowebomber]

Joe to Suzy..."Kiss me hotcakes..."

Good one!

[watermock]

I'm wondering if Lance Armstrong shifted his ball to one side on curves.

[freak6]

The night before XXXIII, Atlanta safety Eugene Robinson getting himself arrested for soliciting and tossed in jail for a restful night's sleep before the biggest game of his life. Especially considering that earlier in the day he'd won the Bart Starr award for his "high moral character." Dumbass.

That gets my vote.

Do cheerleaders count as athletes...lol, otherwise I would vote for everything the <b>W</b>orld's <b>W</b>orst cheerleader has done since he took office.

[freak6]

Darrell Russell got busted with bricks of weed, and like a couple weeks later got busted again doing the same thing.

Derrick Thomas going bananas vs Sharpe was pretty bad on the field incident. Not wearing a seatbelt driving 80 on an icy road was pretty foolish as well.

Gus Ferrotte's head butt was truly stupid. This one Euro basketball player broke his neck head butting the trunk of the basketball standard.

Carl Lewis singing the national anthem, that guy never get away from that. Fans remember him for that as much as his record # of gold medals.

[Clockwork Orange]

Fred Brown passing the ball to James Worthy in the 1982 National Championship game is worthy of consideration.

[gunns]

It was Stanley Wilson of the Bengals that smoked crack all night and missed the SB.

Darrell Russell got busted with bricks of weed, and like a couple weeks later got busted again doing the same thing.

That wasn't Russell, that was Nate Newton of the Cowboys. Russell was the one who video taped the girl allegedly being raped.

[WoodMan]

Shanahan drafting MoC

[RhymesayersDU]

Patrick Ewing saying..."We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot too" "lay off us, you people"

That was easily the best and worst thing I've ever heard anybody say. That line never ever gets old to me, so classic.

[watermock]

Boat rides with Vikings!

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Time for a reprise of the Fred Smoot fight song.

[watermock]

I can't remember for sure, but I think it was Chris Webber of Michigan who called a non-existant time out with seconds left late in the championship game.

[Arkansas Bronco]

I can't think of the guy's name, I'm tired...that guy who smoked crack all night...he had that touchdown shuffle...


Ickey Woods? Dont know about him mixxed up with crack but the Ickey shuffle was his dance.

[RhymesayersDU]

I can't remember for sure, but I think it was Chris Webber of Michigan who called a non-existant time out with seconds left late in the championship game.

Indeed it was, basically the most famous time out in the history of sports. He still gets heckled for that, I think.

[watermock]

O.J. thinks he may of sighted the killers at a South Beach Country Club. He's looking for evidence in the rough...Oh wait...that's his lost ball. He can identify it by it's logo. "If I did it why would I be on a golf course?"

[Bronco Billy]

Ickey Woods? Dont know about him mixxed up with crack but the Ickey shuffle was his dance.

Ickey Woods! I almost forgot about him - Wikipedia even has info on the Ickey shuffle.

The Ickey Shuffle
The most commonly recognized contribution comes from the "Ickey Shuffle", a celebratory dance created by Bengals running back Ickey Woods in his rookie season of 1988 during the Bengals' Super Bowl run. This dance, done after Woods would score a touchdown, was the catalyst for the NFL instituting penalties against excessive celebratory performances (resulting in the backronym "No Fun League"), and before the 1989 season was over it was relegated to the sidelines. (although not before Darrell Waltrip used it in Victory Lane celebrations after winning the 1989 Daytona 500)

[-Slap-]

Fred Brown passing the ball to James Worthy in the 1982 National Championship game is worthy of consideration.

I've never been a Tar Heel fan, but I loved that play.

[Pendejo]

I always thought a drunken Ed Belfour getting arrested, and trying to bribe a cop with a billion dollars was hilarious.

[Clockwork Orange]

I always thought a drunken Ed Belfour getting arrested, and trying to bribe a cop with a billion dollars was hilarious.

Tossing his cookies in the backseat of the cop car was the real icing on the cake for that particular episode.

[BigBad]

3 Words: KNOCK IT OFF!:thanku:

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[Hogan11]

Ickey Woods! I almost forgot about him - Wikipedia even has info on the Ickey shuffle.

The Ickey Shuffle
The most commonly recognized contribution comes from the "Ickey Shuffle", a celebratory dance created by Bengals running back Ickey Woods in his rookie season of 1988 during the Bengals' Super Bowl run. This dance, done after Woods would score a touchdown, was the catalyst for the NFL instituting penalties against excessive celebratory performances (resulting in the backronym "No Fun League"), and before the 1989 season was over it was relegated to the sidelines. (although not before Darrell Waltrip used it in Victory Lane celebrations after winning the 1989 Daytona 500)

Ickey Woods, a patron saint of flavor clowns. He's now just a trivia question.