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Sassy
02-08-2007, 08:28 AM
Ahhh...hot coffee on a cold morning...gotta love it!
(Would love it even more if I had someone else make it and bring it to me in bed!) Ha!

ksBRONCOfan
02-08-2007, 08:33 AM
Ahhh...hot coffee on a cold morning...gotta love it!
(Would love it even more if I had someone else make it and bring it to me in bed!) Ha!

Good morning Sassy, how is cold is the frigid north this morning?

Circle Orange
02-08-2007, 08:54 AM
If the universe expands too far will it 'pop' like a rubber band and crash back into us all?

*universal Oh, SNAP!*

Sassy
02-08-2007, 08:57 AM
Good morning Sassy, how is cold is the frigid north this morning?

Good morning! Too cold! It's suppose to let up a little after this week! Hopefully! :)

Meck77
02-08-2007, 09:30 AM
Ahhh...hot coffee on a cold morning...gotta love it!


I hear that. :thumbsup: I'm getting all warmed up right now and heading off to feed 400 head of cattle in a bit. My neighbor who is a 5th generation rancher in the valley still uses a horse drawn sleigh to feed his herd. It's pretty wild. From what I've been told he's the only guy around who still uses the traditional method. With all the technology in the world it's cool to see guys like him buck the trend of using tractors.

TailgateNut
02-08-2007, 09:54 AM
I hear that. :thumbsup: I'm getting all warmed up right now and heading off to feed 400 head of cattle in a bit. My neighbor who is a 5th generation rancher in the valley still uses a horse drawn sleigh to feed his herd. It's pretty wild. From what I've been told he's the only guy around who still uses the traditional method. With all the technology in the world it's cool to see guys like him buck the trend of using tractors.

I would definately prefer doing that over heading to the office to stare at blueprints in that wonderful neon world.
There's something about neon lighting which makes me want to head back home and crawl right back into bed.

Meck77
02-08-2007, 11:18 AM
I would definately prefer doing that over heading to the office to stare at blueprints in that wonderful neon world.
There's something about neon lighting which makes me want to head back home and crawl right back into bed.

Back....Well Nut come on up sometime and you can toss some hay with us . My neighbor pictured here is the real deal rancher. Never have I seen 4,000 lbs of hay distributed that quickly without the use of any modern equipment. Amazing.

This is a pic from our local paper which featured him about a month ago. In this day and age it's not easy making a living ranching and it's refreshing to me that we still have guys like him around.

I think people who never leave the city think their steaks come from little machines that package meat into plastic.

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/1827/mattbeltonport1t180xf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bronco Billy
02-08-2007, 11:19 AM
I hear that. :thumbsup: I'm getting all warmed up right now and heading off to feed 400 head of cattle in a bit. My neighbor who is a 5th generation rancher in the valley still uses a horse drawn sleigh to feed his herd. It's pretty wild. From what I've been told he's the only guy around who still uses the traditional method. With all the technology in the world it's cool to see guys like him buck the trend of using tractors.

Yeah, I envy you too, Meck! I still getting over pnemonia and finally got to the office this week only to find out that my boss dropped the ball and sold me down the river to management. Apparently, pnemonia isn't a good enough reason to miss work!

Bronco Billy
02-08-2007, 11:22 AM
Back....Well Nut come on up sometime and you can toss some hay with us . My neighbor pictured here is the real deal cowboy. Never have I seen 4,000 lbs of hay distributed that quickly without the use of any modern equipment. Amazing.

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/1827/mattbeltonport1t180xf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He kind of reminds me of Karl Mecklenburg!

Meck77
02-08-2007, 11:29 AM
hmm Yeah I kinda see what you saying. I've stood next to both of them and believe me Karl M is alot bigger but at the same time I'd take either of them to be on my team if I was caught in a back ally street fight...lol

Billy if you ever need to experience the old west as it was send me a pm. Would love to have you visit sometime. What's cool about the area I'm in is alot of the valley is conservation land meaning it won't be developed. There aren't alot of valleys near ski towns like this in Colorado anymore.

I should have my guest ranch status from the county in the next 60 days or so.

So come on down to Colorado next fall for your ultimate Broncos fan ranching/tailgating experience!

YEEE HAWW!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!

alkemical
02-08-2007, 01:18 PM
Crystals may have aided Viking sailors (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,2007399,00.html)


Vikings may have used special crystals called sunstones to ensure gloomy weather did not come between them and an outing to sack British villages or discover new lands to the west, scientists have discovered. Tests aboard a research vessel in the Arctic ocean found that certain crystals can be used to reveal the position of the sun, a trick that would have allowed early explorers to ascertain their position and navigate, even if the sky was obscured by cloud or fog.

alkemical
02-08-2007, 01:19 PM
Hole Punch Clouds in Acadiana (http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/images.php3?img_id=17539)

On January 29, 2007, inhabitants of Acadiana, the Cajun heartland in southern Louisiana, saw unusual looking cloud formations. These “hole punch” clouds were just as apparent from above as they were from below. This pair of images shows the hole-punch clouds captured by the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on NASA’s Terra satellite (top) and from the ground (bottom). The MODIS image shows a number of round holes in a blanket of cloud cover over Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. A few of the “holes” are elongated, with what appear to be smaller clouds inside them.

This strange phenomenon resulted from a combination of cold temperatures, air traffic, and perhaps unusual atmospheric stability. The cloud blanket on January 29 consisted of supercooled clouds. Supercooled clouds contain water droplets that remain liquid even though the temperature is well below freezing, and such clouds are not unusual. According to the Cooperative Institute for Meteorological Satellite Studies (CIMSS) Satellite Blog, cloud-top temperatures ranged from –20 to –35 degrees Celsius. As aircraft from the Dallas-Fort Worth airport passed through these clouds, tiny particles in the exhaust came into contact with the supercooled water droplets, which froze instantly. The larger ice crystals fell out of the cloud deck, leaving behind the “holes,” while the tiniest ice particles in the center remained aloft.

(cont'd on site)

Bronco Billy
02-09-2007, 12:50 AM
Billy if you ever need to experience the old west as it was send me a pm. Would love to have you visit sometime.

So come on down to Colorado next fall for your ultimate Broncos fan ranching/tailgating experience!

YEEE HAWW!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!

Visit? I think I'll stay for the season!!!

I'm seriously considering asking for a transfer to our Denver office. Management here can't figure out why I don't work long hours anymore and I don't understand how they can be so uncaring and ignorant to those who do put in "free" time to make sure everything operates efficiently. It's getting pretty ugly! I have to sell the idea to the Mrs. first, which will not be easy. Know any good realtors in the Lakewood area? :pray: (Just in case.)

Sassy
02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
I need coffee!!!

alkemical
02-09-2007, 11:40 AM
I just had 24oz

Sassy
02-09-2007, 11:55 AM
Just starting on my first...
I have today off ;D

Master___Pain
02-09-2007, 11:57 AM
I just had 24oz

I just had a 40oz:griese:

alkemical
02-09-2007, 12:13 PM
I just had a 40oz:griese:


If you didn't give any to the dead homies - for shame!

Master___Pain
02-09-2007, 12:52 PM
If you didn't give any to the dead homies - for shame!

Come on now, everyone knows a brown bag and a pour out is proper 40oz etiquette.

alkemical
02-09-2007, 01:02 PM
lol

Sassy
02-09-2007, 01:05 PM
I just had a 40oz:griese:

...and how many times have you gone to the bathroom? ;D LOL!

Bronco Billy
02-10-2007, 12:57 PM
2nd page save - just got out of the bathroom - BUMP! :flush:

ksBRONCOfan
02-12-2007, 08:33 AM
OK, I normally love winter and snow, but I'm ready for spring. Kids need to get out of there germ infested homes and get some fresh air. My kids just keep going back and forth with each others viruses. Enough is enough.

Natedogg
02-12-2007, 04:45 PM
Shot in the dark here. I am have a nokia 1100 phone I want to alter my text settings. I want to have english and russian characters (right now i only have english) and english and russian predictive text. I know this is possible as i had it that way at the start but somehow fed it up.

Any phone geniuses here? I figured the all purpose was the place to start. :)

alkemical
02-12-2007, 04:56 PM
Shot in the dark here. I am have a nokia 1100 phone I want to alter my text settings. I want to have english and russian characters (right now i only have english) and english and russian predictive text. I know this is possible as i had it that way at the start but somehow fed it up.

Any phone geniuses here? I figured the all purpose was the place to start. :)

nds1.nokia.com/phones/files/guides/Nokia_1100_UG_en.pdf

Natedogg
02-12-2007, 05:07 PM
nds1.nokia.com/phones/files/guides/Nokia_1100_UG_en.pdf

Thanks. I got the russian regular and predictive text to work (which makes my fruitless text attempts at pretty women quicker :giggle: )

I pushed menu-dictionary while in the text screen.

But I cant get the predictive english to work. The manual says that only the languages listed are available (only russian and ukranian are listed). Anybody work for a cellphone shop and got a workaround?

Thanks Clav! Long Live the Mane^5

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 05:42 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/PCOcS1.jpeg

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 05:57 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/iClyga.jpeg

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 06:00 PM
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Ehofmann/humor/Misc/Redneck/redneckattitude/worrying.jpg

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 06:04 PM
Expansion on an earlier post....

Cats and dogs <hr style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> A DOG'S DIARY:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

A CAT'S DIARY:
Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of
escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must
try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse
these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their
favourite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and
brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working
according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my
powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it
to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a
half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks
with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait;
it is only a matter of time.

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 06:04 PM
Why I'm so tiredO


Overworked


Now it all makes sense!
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And your're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

alkemical
02-12-2007, 07:31 PM
Thanks. I got the russian regular and predictive text to work (which makes my fruitless text attempts at pretty women quicker :giggle: )

I pushed menu-dictionary while in the text screen.

But I cant get the predictive english to work. The manual says that only the languages listed are available (only russian and ukranian are listed). Anybody work for a cellphone shop and got a workaround?

Thanks Clav! Long Live the Mane^5



Hey i googled "phone model user guide"

Bronco Billy
02-12-2007, 10:12 PM
http://www.tcnj.edu/%7Ehofmann/humor/Misc/Redneck/redneckattitude/worrying.jpg

Wow. My head hurts. thwack I don't know why I try to understand other people!

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 11:12 PM
http://www.emomsathome.com/img/flip.jpg

Sassy
02-12-2007, 11:23 PM
http://www.emomsathome.com/img/flip.jpg

Talk about unsupervised! Ha!

Dagmar
02-12-2007, 11:54 PM
Talk about unsupervised! Ha!

The most astounding thing about this? Whoever caught them managed to decide to take a picture before murdering the children. Now that is self-control!

Sassy
02-13-2007, 12:07 AM
IF it's real...they should know better than to NOT cover the TV and the furniture. WHo paints and leaves all that stuff out?

Sassy
02-13-2007, 12:08 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/iClyga.jpeg

As for this...give me the door that leads straight into the store! That's how I shop. I hate malls!

broncogary
02-13-2007, 12:28 AM
http://www.emomsathome.com/img/flip.jpg

And you wondered why they didn't pay you when they got back from Hawaii, Sass. :rofl:

Dagmar
02-13-2007, 06:26 PM
Fall from 12,000 feet and survives with tangled chute.

http://cdn.tangozebra.com/00010943/MoSSkydiver/470x398_fixed_placement_videoFLV.swf

Mtbrncofn
02-14-2007, 12:06 AM
Sinus infection. Anyone who's had one please enlighten me on how long the ****ing thing lasts. I've never had one and this **** is just ridiculous.

REB
02-14-2007, 12:12 AM
Sinus infection. Anyone who's had one please enlighten me on how long the ****ing thing lasts. I've never had one and this **** is just ridiculous.

Sorry Mt. Well my ol' lady gets them frequently because of allergies and usually has to get anti-biotics.

ludo21
02-14-2007, 12:14 AM
Fall from 12,000 feet and survives with tangled chute.

http://cdn.tangozebra.com/00010943/MoSSkydiver/470x398_fixed_placement_videoFLV.swf

wow thats crazy!

Billy Clyde Puckett
02-14-2007, 12:19 AM
Sinus infection. Anyone who's had one please enlighten me on how long the ****ing thing lasts. I've never had one and this **** is just ridiculous.

Go to the doctor and get a prescription for a Z-pack. Will knock it down in 3-4 days.

Mtbrncofn
02-14-2007, 12:23 AM
I've got antibiotics, that I just started yesterday. Unfortunately, they gave me the ones that you have to take at least 40 times a day for about 14 days.

Generally, when I start to take antibiotics for something, I usually start to feel a lot better within the next 24 hours. Not the case with this crap. I've had it for a week, before deciding I needed to find out what it was. Does that make a difference?

smalltowngrll
02-14-2007, 12:39 AM
MT...if it's viral, you may just have to suffer through. I've had them where they last for several weeks...it sucks!! I'm lucky to not have gotten one this season.

Mtbrncofn
02-14-2007, 12:47 AM
Yeah, I know that part. I guess I didn't realize a sinus infection could be viral. That would just suck. I hate being on antibiotics and if it's viral, they won't help anyway. Damnit.

Several weeks? Boy, that's uplifting news. Yikes.

smalltowngrll
02-14-2007, 12:53 AM
Yeah, I know that part. I guess I didn't realize a sinus infection could be viral. That would just suck. I hate being on antibiotics and if it's viral, they won't help anyway. Damnit.

Several weeks? Boy, that's uplifting news. Yikes.

I don't mean to be a downer. Just hoping that the antibiotics are able to do something for you! And, well, if not, there's got to be some sort of upside to it. There's always an upside to the ****ty parts of life, right?! ^5

spdirty
02-14-2007, 01:01 AM
http://www.emomsathome.com/img/flip.jpg

:spit: man I have a 4 year old and an 18 month old, all the fear I instilled in them, they would completely throw it out the window if I ever gave em that opportunity.

freak6
02-14-2007, 11:18 AM
Eddie!!! Eddie!!! Eddie!!!

smalltowngrll
02-14-2007, 06:28 PM
My contribution to this day!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206393

broncogary
02-14-2007, 08:04 PM
My contribution to this day!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206393

Looking good, STG! :rofl:

Bronco Billy
02-15-2007, 12:03 AM
Page two save. Bump.

Sassy
02-15-2007, 07:28 PM
Bump!

ksBRONCOfan
02-15-2007, 08:29 PM
http://pics.soohrt.org/fun/shcool-oops.jpgBump!

Oh No! If we keep having to bump it, it will turn in to the NPN thread!

MechanicalBull
02-15-2007, 10:51 PM
Didn't feel like starting a thread for this. This is from a Dolphin fan over at finheaven.com

I was bartending at my usual place in NW Indiana when I noticed Jay Cutler of the denver broncos sitting at my bar drinking Grey Goose and Tonics. It took me a while to realize who he was but once I did I had to ask him if he was jay cutler. Long story short I got his autograph and a picture with him, he was cool about the whole situation and seemed like a nice guy. When I get the film developed I will post the pic. I still wish we had drafted this guy last year, he will be a good QB in the NFL for a long time.


http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/attachment.php?attachmentid=3844&d=1171351531

Dagmar
02-15-2007, 11:37 PM
http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/cat-vs-bear.jpg

Arkansas Bronco
02-15-2007, 11:51 PM
86 Rules For Drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they're sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.

6. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her or his response.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender she made your drink too strong.

13. If she makes it too weak, order a double next time. She'll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.

28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender's guide and browse through all the drinks you've never tried.

37. Try one new drink each week.

38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.

39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $0.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.

40. If you have ever told a bartender, "Hey, it all spends the same," then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It's okay to drink alone.

46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her "baby" or "darling".

47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.

48. Men don't drink from straws unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.

52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.

53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

56. Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

59. If you are broke and a friend is "sporting you", you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.

60. If you are broke and a friend is "making sport of you", you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.

62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.

63. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up.

64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.

66. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

67. Never ask a bartender. "What's good tonight?" They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.

68. If there is a line for drinks, get your damn drink and step the hell away from the bar.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand, if they even notice.

72. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.

76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.

77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with "I know this is going to be a hassle, but..."

78. When you're in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip, unless he's buying.

79. If you are cut off, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.

80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you're going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It's the no-tell liquor.

82. There's nothing wrong with drinking before noon, especially if you're supposed to be at work.

83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.

84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there's something in it.

85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.

ludo21
02-16-2007, 12:04 AM
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.


Ha! I like this one best, works great at tailgates.

Mtbrncofn
02-16-2007, 01:13 AM
I don't mean to be a downer. Just hoping that the antibiotics are able to do something for you! And, well, if not, there's got to be some sort of upside to it. There's always an upside to the ****ty parts of life, right?! ^5

Woohoo, it must not be viral because I am finally starting to feel better and all the crap coming out of my throat/nose is turning yellow instead of green. Score!
For the record, these things still suck. :)

REB
02-16-2007, 02:43 AM
Glad your feeling better Mt. Here, this should help...

http://chiefnc.homestead.com/files/JeffGordon_24_2001.jpg

smalltowngrll
02-16-2007, 07:24 AM
Woohoo, it must not be viral because I am finally starting to feel better and all the crap coming out of my throat/nose is turning yellow instead of green. Score!
For the record, these things still suck. :)

So glad you are feeling better! They truly suck no matter if they are viral or bacterial! I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy! ^5

alkemical
02-16-2007, 09:45 AM
Man i had a detour that took me an extra 1hr to get to work this morning!

Meck77
02-16-2007, 10:05 AM
Didn't feel like starting a thread for this. This is from a Dolphin fan over at finheaven.com


http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/attachment.php?attachmentid=3844&d=1171351531

Good to hear the kid has good taste!

Now we know what to send him when he wins his first playoff game.:thumbs:

Arkansas Bronco
02-16-2007, 10:31 AM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama , Arkansas , Georgia , Kentucky , Mississippi , Missouri , Oklahoma , Tennessee , and Texas boys will be ropped into Iraq and given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like pick-up trucks, fishing, country music, or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt
6. Their favorite movie is " Brokeback Mountain "

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Jason in LA
02-16-2007, 03:26 PM
Here's a useless story about my day today:

I have to admit, today, I bought my first bootleg DVD. And I'm shocked how high quality this DVD is. It was of Smokin' Aces, which I've already seen (it's cool, but could have been better). I wanted the DVD so I could see the end credits, for photography purposes. They did some photoshop work that I want to figure out. So I wanted to buy the DVD so I can show the IT guy at my job, who is an expert at photoshop.

It's funny that when I finally wanted to do something illegal it took me days to do it. I couldn't find one of those bootleggers anywhere. I finally found a guy, and he said that he had a studio quality version of the movie. I brought it back to work and played it. OMG, this is like the real thing. I never buy DVDs because of the poor quality. It ruins the movie. But if they are making them this good, I might have to be a repeat costumer.

smalltowngrll
02-16-2007, 04:35 PM
Better late than never... :giggle:

http://www.geocities.com/smalltowngrll/Valentines_Day.gif

Pick Six
02-16-2007, 04:41 PM
Oh No! If we keep having to bump it, it will turn in to the NPN thread!

Yep. There's only ONE NPN thread. People need to use that thread for off-season nonsense...

Mtbrncofn
02-16-2007, 05:34 PM
Glad your feeling better Mt. Here, this should help...

http://chiefnc.homestead.com/files/JeffGordon_24_2001.jpg

W00t! It helped a lot when he won the second dual yesterday....until his car failed post race inspection! It's ok though, he isn't cheating like the rest of those hosers. Unfortunately he still has to go to the back.

Sassy
02-16-2007, 07:29 PM
This has been the suckiest week...and even though it's Friday and work is over...crap is still happening that's seriously annoying :(

REB
02-16-2007, 08:27 PM
This has been the suckiest week...and even though it's Friday and work is over...crap is still happening that's seriously annoying :(

Sorry to hear it Sass/ Hope things are looking up for ya soon.

Dagmar
02-16-2007, 08:27 PM
This has been the suckiest week...and even though it's Friday and work is over...crap is still happening that's seriously annoying :(

Have a few of these on me!

http://www.limelightbar.com/images/beer_pint.jpg

Blueflame
02-16-2007, 08:49 PM
This has been the suckiest week...and even though it's Friday and work is over...crap is still happening that's seriously annoying :(

So sorry to hear that, Sass... hopefully things will improve soon.

Glad you're feeling better, MT....

Mtbrncofn
02-17-2007, 12:10 AM
Thanks, Blue. :)

alkemical
02-17-2007, 01:54 AM
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cbs1177
02-17-2007, 02:35 AM
This has been the suckiest week...and even though it's Friday and work is over...crap is still happening that's seriously annoying :(

It seems like everyone has had a bad week. first one of my good friends might have to go to AFghan for 18 months but the thing is if he gets departed in April he loses all the work he did this semester for college. He was supposed to finish and get his degree this semester. My pipes froze. Yes we got to about 19 degrees last nite in Memphis area and didnt' have any water for getting ready for work today. (didn't burst thank goodness) co workers had flats tires, car crashes, gout attacks, sinus and cold working its way around the club. Bad karma this week. I feel your pain Sassy. I guess if Sassy isn't happy no one is happy. Oh yeah I started getting intersted in a tv show and stayed up till 5am and have only gotten four hours of sleep in the last 36 hours. Ugh. that one though was my own doing.

orange 4 life
02-17-2007, 11:18 AM
hope things get better sass, and same for anyone else having a rough go.

me, im just takin it one day at a time. sometimes thats all you can do.

at least i finally have a date for the surgery (march 6th), so hopefully ill start feeling a whole lot better soon.

all the best to everyone. i miss you guys,

jake

spdirty
02-17-2007, 11:23 AM
Damn I'm bored

Sassy
02-17-2007, 12:04 PM
hope things get better sass, and same for anyone else having a rough go.

me, im just takin it one day at a time. sometimes thats all you can do.

at least i finally have a date for the surgery (march 6th), so hopefully ill start feeling a whole lot better soon.

all the best to everyone. i miss you guys,

jake

Best of luck to you Jake!
Things aren't all that bad...just annoying and adding up! LOL!

Billy Clyde Puckett
02-17-2007, 12:48 PM
hope things get better sass, and same for anyone else having a rough go.

me, im just takin it one day at a time. sometimes thats all you can do.

at least i finally have a date for the surgery (march 6th), so hopefully ill start feeling a whole lot better soon.

all the best to everyone. i miss you guys,

jake

Good luck Jake - Our thoughts are with you

REB
02-17-2007, 01:17 PM
Best of luck to you O4L!

Dagmar
02-18-2007, 11:51 AM
http://www.snabbstart.com/_gfx/_bilder/_resized/652c2272cc.jpg

Dagmar
02-18-2007, 05:38 PM
What kind of drinker are you?


http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=3980

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smalltowngrll
02-18-2007, 05:45 PM
What kind of drinker are you? (http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=3980)

My Results:

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/full_516223616.jpg (http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=3980)

Light Drinker

You don't tend to drink but you do enjoy getting drunk now and then.

Dagmar
02-18-2007, 06:46 PM
http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2004-10/497_download.jpg

cbs1177
02-18-2007, 06:51 PM
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Meck77
02-18-2007, 08:52 PM
Hang in there Jake. Tell the family I said hello...

Dagmar
02-18-2007, 11:56 PM
http://www.mrmirzaei.com/images/minimalism/mohammadreza%20mirzaei%206.jpg

Jens1893
02-18-2007, 11:59 PM
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.

Reply: Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your Request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not a all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Five reasons not to be a penis ...

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

Dagmar
02-19-2007, 12:08 AM
Rofl! <Smileys broken?

Sassy
02-19-2007, 09:03 AM
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.

Reply: Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your Request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not a all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Five reasons not to be a penis ...

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an a-hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

:rofl:

Dagmar
02-19-2007, 01:38 PM
Concert sauvage dans le métro !




http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsirr_concert-sauvage-dans-le-metro

Dagmar
02-19-2007, 01:40 PM
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/eatsmoney.gif

Mtbrncofn
02-19-2007, 01:48 PM
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alkemical
02-19-2007, 02:23 PM
What kind of drinker are you? (http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=3980)

My Results:


http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/full_272612923.jpg (http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=3980)


Binge Drinker

you drink a lot, but only to socialize... or anti-socialize.

Dagmar
02-19-2007, 10:20 PM
http://www.philipstraub.com/assets/Concepts/sup_metrolpolis.jpg

Dagmar
02-20-2007, 10:49 PM
http://www.homeonthestrange.com/comics/2007/2007-02-16.png

cbs1177
02-21-2007, 12:31 AM
Has any one seen or heard of this movie I seen the trailer on American Idol today I was wondering if any one has seen the sneak preview or heard anything at all about it.

http://www.amazinggracemovie.com/index.php

Natedogg
02-22-2007, 09:39 AM
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4236/mccaffoptimizeddd1.gif" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>

Yanked it from a maners sig. shivers.

Dagmar
02-22-2007, 11:54 PM
The thread is dying on it's arse!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/01/stupid-dog.thumbnail.jpg

Dagmar
02-23-2007, 12:01 AM
http://bedzine.com/blog/bed-frame/magnetic-floating-bed/

http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/21082006141343-0.gif

Now check out this magnetic floating bed, it really floats but it’s going to cost you about 1.5 million dollars.

A young Dutch architect has created a floating bed which hovers above the ground through magnetic force and comes with a price tag of 1.2 million euros ($1.54 million).
Jan Jaap Ruijssenaars took inspiration for the bed — a sleek black platform, which took six years to develop and can double as a dining table or a plinth — from the mysterious monolith in Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 cult film “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

“No matter where you live all architecture is dictated by gravity. I wondered whether you could make an object, a building or a piece of furniture where this is not the case — where another power actually dictates the image,” Ruijssenaars said.

Magnets built into the floor and into the bed itself repel each other, pushing the bed up into the air. Thin steel cables tether the bed in place.

“It is not comfortable at the moment,” admits Ruijssenaars, adding it needs cushions and bedclothes before use.

Although people with piercings should have no problem sleeping on the bed, Ruijssenaars advises them against entering the magnetic field between the bed and the floor.

Meck77
03-11-2007, 03:09 PM
1.5M for a bed....wow...pretty cool though!

smalltowngrll
03-11-2007, 05:06 PM
'bout time we bring this back up!

Dag, more funny pics?

Rocket 7
03-11-2007, 05:27 PM
New Mexico State 2007 WAC mens basketball Champs. Went to the game last night. Fuggin awesome game

smalltowngrll
03-11-2007, 05:30 PM
New Mexico State 2007 WAC mens basketball Champs. Went to the game last night. Fuggin awesome game


Congrats, Dipso! At least on of my friend's teams is doing well this season. Can't say the same for mine. :(

Just means I might have to actually cheer for the Ducks this year. That's scary!

Sassy
03-12-2007, 05:53 PM
Cool! My cell updated itself...a little later than 2 am...but it works now!

ak1971
03-12-2007, 07:13 PM
Wooo Hooo! I think I might get laid off this week!

Dagmar
03-12-2007, 07:21 PM
Wooo Hooo! I think I might get laid off this week!

I may be in the same boat, had a big fight with my manager...

Sassy
03-12-2007, 07:24 PM
;D You're excited ???

Dang...CD rates went from 5.4 to 4.25 at some banks today...

ak1971
03-12-2007, 07:37 PM
Im stoked, things like this really make you see whats important in life

oh and I still have to travel to the east coast to take care of this problem I have near Gillette Field.

Dagmar
03-12-2007, 07:41 PM
Im stoked, things like this really make you see whats important in life

oh and I still have to travel to the east coast to take care of this problem I have near Gillette Field.

No, pretty much screws me. It's the main job I've had since coming to this country and getting fired because of a stupid argument messes my life up immeasurably

ak1971
03-12-2007, 07:45 PM
No, pretty much screws me. It's the main job I've had since coming to this country and getting fired because of a stupid argument messes my life up immeasurably

It kind of screws me up too, but hey my house burnt down last year, so whatever. Ive become a big propoent of 'that what doesnt kill you makes you stronger'

Sassy
03-12-2007, 07:48 PM
Hey our childcare center closed 3 years ago due to financial difficulties...I've been subbing ever since and can pick and choose my own hours. I do, however, have to pay my own health (and do my own retirement stuff) but I love the freedom! (and no one can complain when I want time off or a vacation!) It's also LESS stressful (since I"m not the one in charge anymore) and more fun to work with the kids, since I am less stressed.

Crowpointer
03-12-2007, 07:51 PM
Wooo Hooo! I think I might get laid off this week!

I heard they were looking for people to sell real estate in Steamboat Hilarious!

ak1971
03-12-2007, 07:53 PM
I heard they were looking for people to sell real estate in Steamboat Hilarious!


I actually like to work. LOL

then im coming east to kick your ass.

Crowpointer
03-12-2007, 07:53 PM
Im stoked, things like this really make you see whats important in life

oh and I still have to travel to the east coast to take care of this problem I have near Gillette Field.

We don't play the Broncos next year (since we play the first place schedule) but you are welcome to sit in section 132 with me (for any game next year you want) to see a real team.

smalltowngrll
03-12-2007, 08:24 PM
Lost a job several years ago...so I started my own business. Best thing I ever did. Sometimes you just have to step out on a limb and take a chance in life. Never had that step lead me down a bad road! The chances I've taken in the most difficult times have given me the greatest happiness. Pretty cool!

AK...I couldn't agree with you more....I love that saying!

Meck77
03-12-2007, 08:31 PM
I heard they were looking for people to sell real estate in Steamboat Hilarious!

No we are all set up here. I do need a guy to clean up champagne that hits the floor of the bus though. Might even have you hand of chunks of cheese to my clients. You'd be perfect Crowtalker.....:welcome:

Go STGs way if you can AK.....

Sassy
03-16-2007, 04:18 PM
Bump it up for Friday baby!
Hope everyone is having a great one!!!

elsid13
03-16-2007, 05:11 PM
OK today was one of the worse day ever for me. From scraping my car door in parking lot, to getting splashed by truck, to walking mile plus in the freaking freezing rain after my umbrella broke. Plus stuff at work that were so insane, that I actually asked to be fired. Thank god it is Friday!!!!!

Meck77
03-16-2007, 05:38 PM
Dang that sucks elsid. Here's something to make your day a bit better. I posted this one last year but we have a few new members around here....

This thread needs a little cowgirl mojo....
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/387/bushj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

smalltowngrll
03-16-2007, 05:55 PM
Meck...could you post some pics of cute guys for us girls here...ya know?? :wiggle:

REB
03-16-2007, 06:25 PM
Dang that sucks elsid. Here's something to make your day a bit better. I posted this one last year but we have a few new members around here....

This thread needs a little cowgirl mojo....
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/387/bushj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Damn Meck who's that? Is that one of the regular tailgaters? :thumbs:

1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

elsid13
03-16-2007, 06:41 PM
Dang that sucks elsid. Here's something to make your day a bit better. I posted this one last year but we have a few new members around here....

This thread needs a little cowgirl mojo....
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/387/bushj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Of course today all I get today is little red X. Thanks for the thought Meck. I am sure things will be better next tomorrow.

Master___Pain
03-16-2007, 06:42 PM
Damn Meck who's that? Is that one of the regular tailgaters? :thumbs:

1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

If by tailgaters you mean dancer at shotgun's, then yes.

elsid13
03-16-2007, 06:43 PM
Wow, little red X gone. Stip pole action in effect.

BMF Bronco
03-16-2007, 06:48 PM
God Bless the OF1

PLOWHORSE
04-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Bump...Happy Easter.

REB
04-06-2007, 05:44 PM
Happy Easter guy's and gals! We Love Ya!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c247/REB65/JesusCross.gif

Sassy
04-06-2007, 06:47 PM
So Bored...waiting for the parents...

smalltowngrll
04-06-2007, 06:51 PM
Bored? Why? There's lots to do on a Friday evening. :thumbs:

Sassy
04-06-2007, 06:53 PM
Yeah...but mom and dad were suppose to be here at five...so I'm just waiting at the moment.

smalltowngrll
04-06-2007, 07:00 PM
Yeah...but mom and dad were suppose to be here at five...so I'm just waiting at the moment.

Hmmm....almost 6 there?

Meck77
04-08-2007, 11:24 PM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2706/pezne2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PLOWHORSE
05-11-2007, 06:39 PM
Bump...pretty slow day here on the mane.

Sassy
05-11-2007, 08:54 PM
Pezzie looks cold!

ksBRONCOfan
07-02-2007, 08:06 AM
http://img.consumating.com/photos/9536/large/82896.jpg

Sassy
07-15-2007, 11:47 AM
I love this thread!
BUMP IT BABY!
GO BRONCOS!!!

Sassy
07-15-2007, 11:55 AM
I couldn't find the "Introduce Yourselves" Thread...so newbies...and I see a lot of you lurking...tell us about yourselves here! Welcome!

(Unless that pic of Pez in post #884 scares you away ;D )

Meck77
07-15-2007, 12:03 PM
Couple of Sassy's friends from a tailgate years ago....

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6414/tailgateartgm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Shot at 2007-07-15

Sassy
07-15-2007, 12:04 PM
Cool pic Meck...yucky beer though! LOL!
Hey...sent you a PM at the other board.

Meck77
07-15-2007, 12:30 PM
Caption the pic! FYI this is tailgatenut from the 04 or 05 season.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/221/nutms4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Shot at 2007-07-15

Rocket 7
07-15-2007, 12:33 PM
Caption the pic! FYI this is tailgatenut from the 04 or 05 season.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/221/nutms4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Shot at 2007-07-15

Can you hear me now?

Meck77
07-15-2007, 12:40 PM
Caption the pic! FYI this is tailgatenut from the 04 or 05 season.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/221/nutms4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Shot at 2007-07-15


"Hey Al I got something for you you no good SOB"

ksBRONCOfan
10-22-2008, 02:23 PM
I know I'm bumbing an old thread and it might get moved, but I'm concerned Mr. Shackleford will get too bored during this bye week.

TDmvp
10-22-2008, 07:58 PM
http://images.dr3vil.com/files/default/BellyBump.gif

Malcontent
10-22-2008, 09:09 PM
http://images.dr3vil.com/files/default/BellyBump.gif

That is my cousin Frankie from Queens!!!

broncocalijohn
10-23-2008, 12:27 AM
That is my cousin Frankie from Queens!!!

No way! That is my poor cousin who is now in a mental institution for stress related to this bus ride.

Circle Orange
10-23-2008, 07:42 AM
Is this the thread that unravels when you pull it? ;D

ksBRONCOfan
10-23-2008, 09:24 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ato/lowres/aton981l.jpg

ksBRONCOfan
10-24-2008, 08:14 AM
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BroncoInSkinland
07-01-2009, 05:58 AM
I couldn't find the "Introduce Yourselves" Thread...so newbies...and I see a lot of you lurking...tell us about yourselves here! Welcome!

(Unless that pic of Pez in post #884 scares you away ;D )

Stumbled across this thread, and saw this post. Here is the newbie introduction thread... http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=32545 but this all purpose thread looks cool, so I wanted to bump it. :)

bronco militia
07-01-2009, 07:12 AM
need some more MJ news?

from Vegas, baby!

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