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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:42 AM
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ksBRONCOfan
01-26-2007, 12:43 AM
20 pages in a few weeks, this thing is going to be huge come the end of the summer.

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:43 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:45 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:46 AM
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Mtbrncofn
01-26-2007, 01:32 AM
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Those commercials crack me up.

smalltowngrll
01-26-2007, 01:38 AM
Well, I just discovered...after living in my house for 4 years....My smoke alarms really do work!!!

I'm wide awake now!!!! zowie! :holyguac! :cuss: :gripe:

Mtbrncofn
01-26-2007, 01:49 AM
Today my best friend and I went out and joined the search for a missing 3 year old boy that disappeared from his dad's vehicle last night. An Amber Alert has now been issued.

Talk about depressing and disheartening. We walked miles and miles today sweeping woods and yards, looking in creeks and streams. We found nothing which I'm not sure is good or bad.

I can't imagine what these parents are going through. Makes you appreciate your kids a lot and hug them a bit tighter.

ksBRONCOfan
01-26-2007, 11:39 AM
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Sassy
01-26-2007, 05:56 PM
Bump!

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 06:51 PM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 06:54 PM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 06:56 PM
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Sassy
01-26-2007, 07:53 PM
Freakin' whining dog....kids no problem...dog=baby. I have it inside in it's kennel...and it's whining...but it's cold out and thought I'd be nice and let him in for awhile.

cbs1177
01-26-2007, 09:19 PM
Freakin' whining dog....kids no problem...dog=baby. I have it inside in it's kennel...and it's whining...but it's cold out and thought I'd be nice and let him in for awhile.

My cat Theodore is worse by far I promise. If I get up from the recliner it is whining, coming in from work whining, taking a bath whining, getting out of bed whining. He never stops. Sad to say but have squirted him with water bottle to hush him up. And they don't like the compressed air cans either only way to surf the web in peace with out whine tail.

Sassy
01-26-2007, 09:25 PM
How cold is too cold for them to stay out? My friends told me just to leave him out.

Blueflame
01-26-2007, 09:36 PM
A lot depends on the length/thickness of his coat and whether or not he's used to being outdoors. How cold is it there? He should be OK outdoors for a while during the daytime, but I don't know about leaving him out overnight.

Sassy
01-26-2007, 09:45 PM
He has very long hair...he's a german wire hair...and is used to being outside. It was almost 30 today...but the windchills start tonight...maybe we'll call and ask. He wines in his crate, though...and can't be on the furniture.

Kaylore
01-27-2007, 12:33 AM
Hooray for next year!

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ksBRONCOfan
01-27-2007, 01:48 AM
Hooray for next year!

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Man, that wasn't no where near long enough.

Bronco Billy
01-27-2007, 03:17 AM
He has very long hair...he's a german wire hair...and is used to being outside. It was almost 30 today...but the windchills start tonight...maybe we'll call and ask. He wines in his crate, though...and can't be on the furniture.

Build a heated dog house using heat lamps and insulation! Face the door to the East and use rubber flaps so the wind doesn't come into the dog house.

Sassy
01-27-2007, 11:32 AM
Build a heated dog house using heat lamps and insulation! Face the door to the East and use rubber flaps so the wind doesn't come into the dog house.
No way...it's not my dog!

PLOWHORSE
01-27-2007, 03:17 PM
C'mon Dagmar...its been a day since your last good photos!

Bronco Billy
01-27-2007, 07:47 PM
No way...it's not my dog!

Then throw him outside in the cold!!! :clown:

Sassy
01-27-2007, 07:50 PM
Then throw him outside in the cold!!! :clown:

I'm a wuss...I brought him in...but he's staying in his crate...luckily, he hasn't whined about it. THe windchills are wicked today.

Bronco Billy
01-27-2007, 07:51 PM
How bad is the wind chill?

Rocket 7
01-27-2007, 08:32 PM
One man band

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Sassy
01-27-2007, 09:18 PM
How bad is the wind chill?

FARGO-MOORHEAD
Conditions: Fair and Breezy
Temperature: 2
Dewpoint: -9
Relative Humidity: 59
Wind: North 23
Pressure: 30.29
Wind Chill: -21

Mtbrncofn
01-27-2007, 09:21 PM
Today my best friend and I went out and joined the search for a missing 3 year old boy that disappeared from his dad's vehicle last night. An Amber Alert has now been issued.

Talk about depressing and disheartening. We walked miles and miles today sweeping woods and yards, looking in creeks and streams. We found nothing which I'm not sure is good or bad.

I can't imagine what these parents are going through. Makes you appreciate your kids a lot and hug them a bit tighter.

Nothing like quoting your own post. After 2 days of seaching exhaustively and bringing the FBI in, this poor baby was found right on the premises he disappeared from. He was in the septic tank. He drowned. They're not sure exactly of all the details.

Heartbreaking end to this story.

Sassy
01-27-2007, 09:27 PM
Awww...thats' horrible!!! :(

Blueflame
01-27-2007, 09:36 PM
How in the world did he get into the septic tank? ???

Such an awful thing to happen to the poor little guy... :'(

Mtbrncofn
01-27-2007, 09:39 PM
How in the world did he get into the septic tank? ???

Such an awful thing to happen to the poor little guy... :'(

I think there has to be some kind of foul play involved, but they won't comment on it.

Apparently it's a tank with an above ground lid that's incredibly light. Made of fiberglass I think my hubby said. The thing is.....how the heck did he get the lid off, fall in and push the lid back on? Not happening.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247258,00.html

ludo21
01-27-2007, 09:41 PM
i hate people sometimes. Thats disgusting.

Blueflame
01-27-2007, 09:54 PM
I think there has to be some kind of foul play involved, but they won't comment on it.

Apparently it's a tank with an above ground lid that's incredibly light. Made of fiberglass I think my hubby said. The thing is.....how the heck did he get the lid off, fall in and push the lid back on? Not happening.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247258,00.html

That doesn't sound like it could have happened accidentally.... and it would seem that there should be laws against a setup like that (the lightweight above-ground tank lid) that could be dangerous, not just to kids, but also to animals and such.

Killericon
01-27-2007, 09:58 PM
Sickening.

Mtbrncofn
01-27-2007, 10:03 PM
That doesn't sound like it could have happened accidentally.... and it would seem that there should be laws against a setup like that (the lightweight above-ground tank lid) that could be dangerous, not just to kids, but also to animals and such.

I was shocked to find something like that out. My husband said a lot of people do that these days. If a 3 year child could push the lid off....good Lord, these people don't even think. If that is what happened.

Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:28 PM
Mood lightner?
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Blueflame
01-27-2007, 10:29 PM
I was shocked to find something like that out. My husband said a lot of people do that these days. If a 3 year child could push the lid off....good Lord, these people don't even think. If that is what happened.

I'm shocked, too... when our kids were small, there's no way I'd have wanted to live in a house that had a danger like that. As you noted, though... if that's what really happened.

Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:32 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:33 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:33 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:34 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:35 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:36 PM
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Sassy
01-27-2007, 10:37 PM
Just taking up space on TJ's website? Ha!
Now this thread takes forever to load :(

Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:37 PM
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Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Just taking up space on TJ's website? Ha!

Hey, I've had positive comments for the funnies!

Sassy
01-27-2007, 10:39 PM
Maybe ... but it does take forever to load.

Dagmar
01-27-2007, 10:39 PM
Just taking up space on TJ's website? Ha!
Now this thread takes forever to load :(

Sorry, I'll stop.

Sassy
01-27-2007, 10:40 PM
I'm giving you crap...but I am a poor, unfortunate, dialup person! LOL!

ksBRONCOfan
01-27-2007, 11:07 PM
I'm giving you crap...but I am a poor, unfortunate, dialup person! LOL!

I'm sorry to hear that. I will have you in my prayers.

Sassy
01-27-2007, 11:10 PM
I'm sorry to hear that. I will have you in my prayers.

The thing is...I'm on wireless right now (at a friend's house) and this isn't much faster than my pc. Seriously.

ksBRONCOfan
01-27-2007, 11:16 PM
The thing is...I'm on wireless right now (at a friend's house) and this isn't much faster than my pc. Seriously.

I've got a pretty decent home connection, its even faster than my connection at work. I could never go back to dial up.

Sassy
01-27-2007, 11:19 PM
I'll probably do the wirless thing soon...I need a new computer right now as it is...mine's really messed up for some reason.

P.S. Darrant is really Darrent ;D

ksBRONCOfan
01-28-2007, 03:06 PM
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Dagmar
01-28-2007, 03:12 PM
DOn't post pictures! Sass will have you banned!

ksBRONCOfan
01-28-2007, 03:39 PM
DOn't post pictures! Sass will have you banned!

LOL :rofl:

Sassy
01-28-2007, 04:05 PM
DOn't post pictures! Sass will have you banned!

Ha! Nah...I have no power! LOL!....was just a little crabby last night!

ksBRONCOfan
01-28-2007, 04:17 PM
Ha! Nah...I have no power! LOL!....was just a little crabby last night!

Get the tv figured out yet?

Sassy
01-28-2007, 04:21 PM
Get the tv figured out yet?

Nah...I think I need to run to the store for batteries...it's not like there isn't two other tv's in the house...but there are also two kids! LOL!

Dagmar
01-28-2007, 04:22 PM
Uh oh, mom was mad!
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Dagmar
01-28-2007, 04:23 PM
Off for a date with my with. Children of men at the movies then dinner. woo hoo!

Dagmar
01-29-2007, 01:53 AM
Cancer cure on the horizon?

http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newscientist. com%2Farticle%2Fdn10971-cheap-safe-drug-kills-most-cancers.html

Dagmar
01-29-2007, 02:17 AM
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broncocalijohn
01-29-2007, 04:09 AM
I wonder if they actually saved whitey? The look on the one nurse is a future "caption this" .

Dagmar
01-29-2007, 04:29 AM
To the imperialist British colonizers
DECLARATION OF ANNEXATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AS PART OF THE USA:
(In Response to the following)
In the light of your indecision over joining a common European Currency, your dissatisfaction with the European Union, your bickering with European Governments and the fact that you already almost speak our language and refuse to speak any other European languages, you are to be annexed as a State of America. Your state code will be GB. Zip codes will be assigned to replace your old postal districts. The state capital will be Stratford-upon-Avon which is a lot prettier than London. Princess Diana will be declared a saint. You have already assimilated so much American culture that you are unlikely to notice the transition. To aid in the assimilation, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. Look up "aluminum" in any good American Dictionary. Check the spelling and pronunciation guide. We discovered it, we named it, you are mispronouncing it. Learn to live with it. You are, of course welcome to your idiosyncratic and illogical place-names such as Edinburgh, if you wanted it pronounced 'Eddinburra' you have spelled it that way in the first place. And as for Lye-cester... You will quit using words such as "fortnight". The correct term is "a two week period". You will learn words such as "credenza", "intern" and "chad".
2. There is no such thing as "UK English". UK English is the relic of a defunct colonialist power which attempted to impose British English linguistic superiority on a nation which has a higher number of English speakers.
3. Your film-makers should learn to distinguish the American and Canadian accents. American accents are not limited to redneck drawls or New York accents. Mainland Americans have more than enough accents to cope with in our own country, so all British dramas will now bear subtitles, especially those made in impenetrable dialects such as Scottish, Scouse or Geordie. To make life easier for mainland America, all British films and TV programs must use American vocabulary and accents; Scotch characters will wear plaid, Irish characters will have shamrocks on them, Welsh characters will not be used since we don't have Welsh Americans, and English characters will wear bowler hats and pinstripes.
4. The British film industry will no longer portray all Americans as cowboys, rednecks, trailer trash or Beverly Hills billionaires. Hollywood will continue to use "Mockney" and "Posh" British accents as this makes it easier for viewers to identify which characters are British. You can have Hugh Grant back. He's a lousy actor and we don't want him either. All British films will be made in Hollywood where the weather and scenery are better. Your film industry is already unable to make a halfway-decent film which doesn't contain a American in the starring role. All American characters should be 'good guys'.
5. You will learn your new national anthem "The Star Spangled Banner". It shall be sung every morning at kindergarten, high school, university and your places of work. Your Union Flag will be hung up any damn way we wish so stop bitching about it being upside down. If there was meant to be a right way up you should have made it simpler. All Union flags will be replaced by the Stars and Stripes over a 12 month period of time.
6. You should stop playing soccer and rugby. There is no need to have two games, one of which is confusingly like Football and one of which is called football but patently isn't real football. If it doesn't require 45 pounds of padding, it isn't football. You should also stop playing cricket. Americans can't understand the rules. If you insist on playing this game which is only played by former British colonies, you will introduce a simplified scoring system, timeouts, colored strips and cheerleaders to make it more interesting. Any match which takes longer than 90 minutes will be declared a draw.
7. In films, as in real life, we decide who the bad guys are. The bad guys are those guys who don't do as we tell them. They are also the guys who attract the biggest audiences into movie theaters. You will cease using the word "cinema". They are "movie theaters". The snippets of forthcoming films are not "trailers" they are "teasers".
8. November 5th is no longer a day for fireworks. July 4th is the appropriate fireworks festival. If you want a big fireworks party on November 5th, we will help you to blow up your Houses of Parliament. You won't be needing them any longer; Disneyland London will be situated there. Hunting with packs of dogs is also banned. Instead, you will go hunting with a pick-up truck, some six-packs of beer, two coonhounds and enough guns and ammo to equip a private militia. There is also no such activity as "caravanning". It is properly called "camping". The thing boy scouts do with tents and bedrolls is called "tenting".
9. Roundabouts will be banned. What is the point of turning left in order to turn right? They are confusing to Americans and are death traps. You will start driving on the right with immediate effect. Most of the world drives on the right already. You will be allowed to turn right on a red light if safe to do so though you must check local county legislation as this is not permitted in all areas.
10. Those things which you call chips are cholesterol-soaked abominations. You will start to eat fries - light fluffy potato in crisp coating. If you want to eat British-style fried potato sticks you will need a certificate from your doctor and good medical insurance. Beer is to be served cold. The warm, flat drink you call beer is properly termed 'ale' and the FDA have determined it to be unfit for human consumption. You will also learn the difference between crackers, cookies and biscuits to avoid causing unnecessary confusion to mainland Americans.
11. All inter-personal communications between family members, even if resident in the same house, must be through a lawyer. It is compulsory to sue somebody at least once per year - be inventive. It is compulsory to have therapy three times each week and to recover false memories of your childhood which allow you to sue your parents and/or your therapist. Therapy will take the place of speaking to family members. You will be given compulsory courses on how to become dysfunctional. Name your children with surnames or after interesting medical conditions.
12. You will not have guns. In the eyes of Mainland Americans you are wayward children. Children are not permitted to play with firearms unless they have a legitimate reason to do so, i.e. they plan to gun down the entire population of a small town (self-defense) or slaughter every living creature within a mile radius (hunting).
13. We'll tell you who killed JFK when you apologize for "Teletubbies".

Thank you for your time. You can now return to watching bad Australian soap operas.

PS: Regarding WWII: You're Welcome.

Thank you for your co-operation. You will be assimilated.

Sassy
01-29-2007, 11:35 AM
What a start to the day! I'm kidsitting/housesitting and I overslept by a half hour! Yikes! The kids got to school on time though! (Since they missed their bus, I had to drive them!) Luckily, I didn't have to work today!

Dagmar
01-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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Dagmar
01-30-2007, 01:11 AM
Poor thread seems to be on it's last legs...

Dagmar
01-30-2007, 01:28 AM
Ceiling in a smoking area...

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usedupbraids
01-30-2007, 01:41 AM
.

Star Wars: 1-(the highest) 6-(the lowest)

1:Revenge Of the Sith
2:The empire strike back
3:Return of the jedi
4:Star wars:A New hope
5:Attack of the clones
6:The Phantom Menace

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Dagmar
01-30-2007, 02:35 AM
Subject: International Rules for Men



1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. (Scnides?)

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd

Sassy
01-30-2007, 10:03 AM
Ha!

Sassy
01-30-2007, 10:31 AM
BTW...what's up with this one anyway? Why, exactly, do guys find this so entertaining?

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

alkemical
01-30-2007, 07:06 PM
I'd like you to meet:

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/scamplayers.php

ludo21
01-30-2007, 07:41 PM
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

Ha!

nice find Dagmar

ksBRONCOfan
01-31-2007, 05:46 PM
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I miss that comic strip.

REB
01-31-2007, 06:55 PM
ummmm.....:welcome: Hi

1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!!! :charge:

Meck77
01-31-2007, 08:35 PM
Just got an email alert from KOA radio. This could get real nasty. If you see this post find a different way home!

Eastbound I-70 is shut down over I-25 for emergency repairs to the overpass. Traffic is being diverted onto southbound I-25. Tune to Newsradio 850 KOA for more details.

Atwater
01-31-2007, 09:24 PM
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Sassy
01-31-2007, 09:31 PM
Ok...I am venting here...
Any suggestions/additions to this letter I am sending out?

To: Pauline Alba
Aquatics Director, FM YMCA

Re: Water Exercise Class

Dear Pauline,

I am writing to you in regards to water aerobics class. I am a member of the Y and have been attending Gene’s water aerobics class for at least the past 7 years. As of January 2007, the class has been extremely crowded and not enjoyable. It’s been hard to enjoy the class when you get bumped around and hard to get a workout in.

I understand from Gene, that there are 25 spots in the class with cards going out a half hour before the class. This would work great except for the fact that if they go out a half hour before…and if people work until six, they won’t get a card. I know, because at 6:20 there are no cards left at the front desk. The gal at the desk was going to let me in anyway…well, that defeats the whole purpose of the cards. Also, no one really collects them and they let you in class anyway…so the class ends up being too crowded! Why can’t the lifeguard collect them and turn away anyone without a card?

Also, I am a member because it is CHEAPER than paying the $6 per class. Water aerobics is the only reason I am going to the Y and if the class is full, it defeats my whole purpose of being a member. (Not to mention, it’s a waste of my time and gas to get there and be turned away.) There has got to be a better way…This has never been a problem until now…I think the punch card idea (with a cheaper rate) worked much better…if all classes are free to Y members, all of them now, tend to be crowded.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Name
Address
Phone Number
Email

Sassy
01-31-2007, 09:33 PM
http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/83/c0/00de_1.JPG;D

Me and my guy have a way around that...you need to BOTH be Bronco fans ;D

Sassy
02-01-2007, 10:42 AM
Bump!

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:01 PM
http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/83/c0/00de_1.JPG;D

Tremendous!

Arkansas Bronco
02-01-2007, 01:08 PM
Come on Dag you have to have more stuff to post here.

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:10 PM
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7479/catmat2ru8.jpg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:11 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/2enkkO.jpeg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:14 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/neOFIt.jpeg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:16 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/dHTXpR.jpeg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 01:18 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/6biKlU.jpeg

Meck77
02-01-2007, 02:44 PM
Need help!

A week or so ago a member posted links to fan forums of all the teams. Anybody know that thread that was on?

If not do you have a website that lists all the top fan forums for each teams?

Flyboy063
02-01-2007, 05:22 PM
Need help!

A week or so ago a member posted links to fan forums of all the teams. Anybody know that thread that was on?

If not do you have a website that lists all the top fan forums for each teams?

Hey Meck77,

ICON started the thread you're looking for.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44566

Enjoy and I'll see you next season.

Kip

Meck77
02-01-2007, 05:30 PM
Thanks Fly...That's the one. See ya next year.

ksBRONCOfan
02-01-2007, 09:37 PM
http://stuckon-stupid.com/images/clinton/hillarysmirk.jpg

heydensmom
02-01-2007, 11:21 PM
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7479/catmat2ru8.jpg

LMAO :rofl: :giggle: My cat must have wrote that!

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 11:56 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/AgeTvz.jpeg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 11:57 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/KhBY0s.jpeg

Dagmar
02-01-2007, 11:58 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/nDapTE.jpeg

cbs1177
02-02-2007, 02:29 AM
Dear Sassy the girl never even gave me a coffe date. Oh well. I dunno maybe I will enjoy life as single. DVR helps, but long off season doesn't. A single 27 soon to be 28 year Old I find every one has a girl for you to get in touch with. Weird the older you get the more people introduce you to people.

ksBRONCOfan
02-02-2007, 09:37 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/KhBY0s.jpeg

'Ambitious' eagle outs power
30/01/2007 10:06 - (SA)

Juneau, Alaska - About 10 000 Juneau residents briefly lost power after a bald eagle lugging a deer head crashed into transmission lines.

"You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario," said Gayle Wood, an Alaska Electric Light & Power spokesperson.

"This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."

The bird, weighed down by the deer head, apparently failed to clear the transmission lines, she said. A repair crew found the eagle dead, the deer head nearby.

The power was out for less than 45 minutes on Sunday.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,9294,2-10-1462_2061689,00.html

Sassy
02-02-2007, 09:57 AM
Dear Sassy the girl never even gave me a coffe date. Oh well. I dunno maybe I will enjoy life as single. DVR helps, but long off season doesn't. A single 27 soon to be 28 year Old I find every one has a girl for you to get in touch with. Weird the older you get the more people introduce you to people.

Awww... :(
You need to find a Bronco fan ;D

Sassy
02-02-2007, 11:36 PM
Just curious...who all knows what usernotes are? Ha!
They seem to be "overlooked" a lot of times :devil:

Rocket 7
02-02-2007, 11:55 PM
Just curious...who all knows what usernotes are? Ha!
They seem to be "overlooked" a lot of times :devil:

Gave you one....better picture

Sassy
02-02-2007, 11:56 PM
Cool...I'll check it out!

ludo21
02-03-2007, 04:28 AM
lol i love user notes.

Too bad mod;s deleted dome pics in some of ours.

Kaylore
02-03-2007, 06:19 AM
Just curious...who all knows what usernotes are? Ha!
They seem to be "overlooked" a lot of times :devil:

:devil:

BroncoBuff
02-03-2007, 09:43 AM
Just curious...who all knows what usernotes are? Ha!
They seem to be "overlooked" a lot of times :devil:

Taco disabled images in User Notes a couple months back.

Imo, they've lost much of their charm for that reason.

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 11:10 AM
Totally agree!!!! It's all about the pictures ;D

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 11:10 AM
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"

http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/cutie-pie.jpg

You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people

Your flirting style: 100% natural

What turns you off: serious relationship talks

Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

ksBRONCOfan
02-03-2007, 12:59 PM
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/get-real.jpg

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

Sassy
02-03-2007, 01:53 PM
Taco disabled images in User Notes a couple months back.

Imo, they've lost much of their charm for that reason.

Why do I still have pics in mine then???

Sassy
02-03-2007, 01:57 PM
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/hug-me.jpg

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 04:47 PM
I love the candy hearts!!!!

alkemical
02-03-2007, 04:53 PM
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/hug-me.jpg

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 04:59 PM
Your Five Factor Personality Profile

http://images.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/personality.jpg

Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/

REB
02-03-2007, 05:13 PM
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/get-real.jpg

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 05:23 PM
Your Five Factor Personality Profile

http://images.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/personality.jpg

Extroversion:

You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

Conscientiousness:

You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.

Agreeableness:

You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is low.
You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.
You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.
While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise.

The Five Factor Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/

REB
02-03-2007, 05:41 PM
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

http://images.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/kiss-2.jpg

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/

Damn straight :wiggle: :thanku: :P

REB
02-03-2007, 05:50 PM
You Are Most Like George W. Bush

http://images.blogthings.com/whatmodernuspresidentareyoumostlikequiz/gwbush.jpg

So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.
And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day!

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernuspresidentareyoumostlikequiz/

hmmmm...interesting :)

REB
02-03-2007, 05:56 PM
You Are The Hulk

http://images.blogthings.com/whatsuperheroareyouquiz/the-hulk.jpg

Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero.
You're not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way.

What Superhero Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsuperheroareyouquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 06:02 PM
You Are Beer!

http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/beer.jpg

You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/

Why yes, yes I am :)

REB
02-03-2007, 06:09 PM
You Are 60% Gentleman

http://images.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/gentleman-3.jpg

Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners.
Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually good enough.

Are You A Gentleman?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 06:13 PM
You Are 0% Redneck

http://images.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/redneck.gif

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 06:18 PM
Your Inner European is Irish!

http://images.blogthings.com/whosyourinnereuropeanquiz/irish.jpg

Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.

Who's Your Inner European?

http://www.blogthings.com/whosyourinnereuropeanquiz/

:)

ksBRONCOfan
02-03-2007, 06:39 PM
Damn Reb, you and I are two peas in a pod. Except I'm 68% gentlemen and 5% redneck. Everything else was the same.

Sassy
02-03-2007, 06:42 PM
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

http://images.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/kiss-2.jpg

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/

Sassy
02-03-2007, 06:45 PM
Your Five Factor Personality Profile

http://images.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/personality.jpg

Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

The Five Factor Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonalitytest/

Pezman
02-03-2007, 06:46 PM
So, what is the purpose of this thread again? Post padding? ;D

Sassy
02-03-2007, 06:47 PM
You Are Beer!

http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/beer.jpg

You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 07:07 PM
Damn Reb, you and I are two peas in a pod. Except I'm 68% gentlemen and 5% redneck. Everything else was the same.

^5 :thumbs:


1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

REB
02-03-2007, 07:09 PM
So, what is the purpose of this thread again? Post padding? ;D

Post ho's :~ohyah!:

REB
02-03-2007, 07:10 PM
Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

http://images.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/deep-thinking.jpg

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.

You should major in:

Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language

What Should You Major In?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:12 PM
We all knew you were a post-ho REB!

1,2,3 Post Ho! ;D

REB
02-03-2007, 07:13 PM
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<strong>Your Porn Star Name Is...</strong>
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<center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/boy.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center>
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/">What's Your Porn Star Name?</a></div>

:wiggle: Well, I guess that depends on how much I had to drink... :rofl:

REB
02-03-2007, 07:14 PM
We all knew you were a post-ho REB!

1,2,3 Post Ho! ;D

:strong: ROFL!

1-2-3-:Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:17 PM
Wait, does posting this useless defininition of post-whoring make me a trick-ho poster too?


1. Post Whore

A post whore is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad.




2. Post Whore


1. Someone who posts on an online forum just for the sake of posting. He or she doesn't have to have any relevant or complete thought to post. As long as the post count goes up, he or she is happy.

2. Jatt

Jatt is a post-whore on Acura-TL.com's forum.
by S.C.H. Jul 29, 2004 email it
3. Post Whore
13 up, 7 down


1. Chris (i.e. RandomizeR)
2. Someone who copies and pastes information to gain post count.
3. Someone who needs a life and spends too much time on forums.
4. Spends so much time on said forums they end up filling the recent post bar with their name.

RandomizeR and GuywithHat, but mostly RandomizeR

RandomizeR posted usuless nonscense in every thread. He must be a post whore.



4. post whore
3 up, 1 down


A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.

Wow, rc10gttb now has 2000000000000000000000000 posts. He's a total post whore.



5. post whore



One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.

REB
02-03-2007, 07:19 PM
I do love me some mashed taters :)

You Are Mashed Potatoes

http://images.blogthings.com/whatpartofthanksgivingareyouquiz/mashed-potatoes.jpg

Oridnary, comforting, and more than a little predictable
You're the glue that holds everyone together.

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatpartofthanksgivingareyouquiz/

Pick Six
02-03-2007, 07:20 PM
***Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"***


You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive


What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 07:21 PM
Wait, does posting this useless defininition of post-whoring make me a trick-ho poster too?


1. Post Whore

A post whore is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad.




2. Post Whore


1. Someone who posts on an online forum just for the sake of posting. He or she doesn't have to have any relevant or complete thought to post. As long as the post count goes up, he or she is happy.

2. Jatt

Jatt is a post-whore on Acura-TL.com's forum.
by S.C.H. Jul 29, 2004 email it
3. Post Whore
13 up, 7 down


1. Chris (i.e. RandomizeR)
2. Someone who copies and pastes information to gain post count.
3. Someone who needs a life and spends too much time on forums.
4. Spends so much time on said forums they end up filling the recent post bar with their name.

RandomizeR and GuywithHat, but mostly RandomizeR

RandomizeR posted usuless nonscense in every thread. He must be a post whore.



4. post whore
3 up, 1 down


A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.

Wow, rc10gttb now has 2000000000000000000000000 posts. He's a total post whore.



5. post whore



One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.

Why yes, yes it does ;D

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:24 PM
Har har har! While looking up photos for "post whore" I came across this image ROFL!

http://www.mhiser.com/VA-Post/RRB/RRB2.jpg

Sassy
02-03-2007, 07:25 PM
Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating

http://images.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/innovating.jpg

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.
You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.

You should major in:

Marketing
Psychology
Desgin
Cognitive Science
Economics
Photography

What Should You Major In?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:27 PM
Let it be written, that when TJ inevitably locks this thread like the "Last One to Post on this thread wins" thread, the highest post whore will earn this trusty little avatar to attach to all their future posts.

Let it be done

http://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpg

Pick Six
02-03-2007, 07:29 PM
***Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating***


You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.
You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.

You should major in:

Statistics
Speech
Conflict studies
Communication
Finance
Medicine


What Should You Major In?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 07:30 PM
Your Pimp Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/boy.jpg

Macktastic Shagswell

What's Your Pimp Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/

:rofl: Yea, that's it exactly :pimp: ;D

Pick Six
02-03-2007, 07:31 PM
Let it be written, that when TJ inevitably locks this thread like the "Last One to Post on this thread wins" thread, the highest post whore will earn this trusty little avatar to attach to all their future posts.

Let it be done

http://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpg

The funny thing is that this thread was partially designed with Mock in mind so he doesn't make hundreds of off-topic threads himself. Everyone ELSE is posting in it, instead...:rofl:

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:32 PM
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
http://images.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/kiss-2.jpg
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
Are You a Good Kisser?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/

Damn I already knew I was perfect ;)

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:33 PM
The funny thing is that this thread was partially designed with Mock in mind so he doesn't make hundreds of off-topic threads himself. Everyone ELSE is posting in it, instead...:rofl:

Seems to be taking some luster away from the NPN though eh Crush? Damn these post whores (Accuses DAGMAR the leading APThread whore)

REB
02-03-2007, 07:33 PM
Let it be written, that when TJ inevitably locks this thread like the "Last One to Post on this thread wins" thread, the highest post whore will earn this trusty little avatar to attach to all their future posts.

Let it be done

http://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpghttp://www.mylittlebean.com/forums/images/medals/postwhore.jpg

LOL And that Barbie is such a ho :)

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:35 PM
Your Lucky Underwear is Green
http://images.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourluckyunderwearquiz/green.jpg
You're a total go getter who will scrape and crawl to get to the top. And your lucky green underwear will help you get there without a struggle.
A fast learner, you enjoy a good mental challenge - whether it's getting your law degree or running a successful business.
Sometimes you push too hard to succeed, alienating friends and wearing yourself out in the process.
If you want to reach your goals while still maintaining a full life, put on your green underpants. They'll help you slow down and enjoy life.
What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourluckyunderwearquiz/

LMAO for those who really know me ;)

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:35 PM
LOL And that Barbie is such a ho :)

Speaking of ho's REB, you wouldnt believe the skank nation on Oahu. Half of the hotties parade around in g-strings right in front of the beach crowd. Am I to be blamed if I was FORCED to take a picture of them? Noooooooooooooo! :wiggle:

REB
02-03-2007, 07:38 PM
You Are Italian Food

http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/italian-food.jpg

Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you're just too much.

What Kind of Food Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/

They got that right. Or good ol' American comfort food like meat and taters

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:40 PM
You Are Sex On the Beach
http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/sex-on-the-beach.jpg
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/

Ha!

REB
02-03-2007, 07:41 PM
Speaking of ho's REB, you wouldnt believe the skank nation on Oahu. Half of the hotties parade around in g-strings right in front of the beach crowd. Am I to be blamed if I was FORCED to take a picture of them? Noooooooooooooo! :wiggle:

LOL Absolutely not, but your are to be blamed for not sharing ;)

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:43 PM
You Are Chinese Food
http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/chinese-food.jpg
Exotic yet ordinary.
People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.
What Kind of Food Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:44 PM
Sigh, chick surfers paddling out in paradise. Life was soooooo good out there.

1,2,3 Bikinis!

;D

http://www.pezpix.com/photos/127333259-L.jpg

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:44 PM
Speaking of ho's REB, you wouldnt believe the skank nation on Oahu. Half of the hotties parade around in g-strings right in front of the beach crowd. Am I to be blamed if I was FORCED to take a picture of them? Noooooooooooooo! :wiggle:

That wouldn't be fair unless you have a picture or 2 of some male hotties for me 8')

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:46 PM
That wouldn't be fair unless you have a picture or 2 of some male hotties for me 8')

Har har! Nice try :spit:

REB
02-03-2007, 07:48 PM
Your Superhero Profile

http://images.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/boy.gif

Your Superhero Name is The Star Ape
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Itching
Your Weapon is Your Caustic Lance
Your Mode of Transportation is Love Van

What's your Superhero Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/

These peeps are in to my kissin' :twokisses :rofl:

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:49 PM
Um, so this is the only one of these girls that I can post... considering there was some major league nip slippage after this sequence.

Ok, back to post whoring wooooooo!

http://www.pezpix.com/photos/127334179-L.jpg

REB
02-03-2007, 07:50 PM
Sigh, chick surfers paddling out in paradise. Life was soooooo good out there.

1,2,3 Bikinis!

;D

http://www.pezpix.com/photos/127333259-L.jpg

:~ohyah!: ^5 :thumbs: :thumbs:

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:50 PM
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
http://images.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/girl.gif
Penny Sue Tucker
Hillbilly Name Generator
http://www.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:51 PM
Har har! Nice try :spit:

Oh come on....don't make me go find my own:rofl:

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:52 PM
Oh come on....don't make me go find my own:rofl:

Ha! Are you going all "Jason In LA" on us? Why do I get the feeling you EGB's will start a "Speaking of Male hairy ugly butt" thread on us too? ROFL!

REB
02-03-2007, 07:53 PM
Um, so this is the only one of these girls that I can post... considering there was some major league nip slippage after this sequence.

Ok, back to post whoring wooooooo!

http://www.pezpix.com/photos/127334179-L.jpg

Oh yea, they want me :welcome: ;)

1-2-3-Hotties!!!!!!! :charge:

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:53 PM
Your Wrath Quotient: 66%
http://images.blogthings.com/howmuchwrathdoyouhavequiz/wrath-4.jpg
Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want.
But just remember, there's a very thin line between fear and hate!
How Much Wrath Do You Have?
http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchwrathdoyouhavequiz/

REB
02-03-2007, 07:54 PM
Ha! Are you going all "Jason In LA" on us? Why do I get the feeling you EGB's will start a "Speaking of Male hairy ugly butt" thread on us too? ROFL!

:TJnPopps: :TJnPopps: :TJnPopps: :TJnPopps: :TJnPopps: :TJnPopps: :TJnPopps:

Pezman
02-03-2007, 07:54 PM
Oh yea, they want me :welcome: ;)

1-2-3-Hotties!!!!!!! :charge:

The dude who was with them went all agro on all the guys undressing these two with their eyes. I'm so over the SoCal bikini chicks now though. The Hawaiian babes are all about dat!

Wooooooo! :thumbsup:

heydensmom
02-03-2007, 07:55 PM
Ha! Are you going all "Jason In LA" on us? Why do I get the feeling you EGB's will start a "Speaking of Male hairy ugly butt" thread on us too? ROFL!

LMAO it's was at one time called the girl talk thread....:~ohyah!:

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:21 PM
You Are 80% Gentleman

http://images.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/gentleman-4.jpg

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:23 PM
You Are 15% Redneck

http://images.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/redneck.gif

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:24 PM
Your Scholastic Strength Is Developing Ideas

http://images.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/developing-ideas.jpg

You can take a spark of inspiration and turn it into a full fledged concept.
You are talented at brainstorming, visualizing, organizing, and independent thinking.

You should major in:

Natural sciences
Computer science
Creative writing
Math
Architecture
Journalism

What Should You Major In?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinquiz/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:24 PM
Your Porn Star Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/boy.jpg

Magic Johnson

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:25 PM
Your Hillbilly Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/boy.gif

Hunter Tractor

Hillbilly Name Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/

alkemical
02-03-2007, 09:26 PM
Your Wrath Quotient: 40%

http://images.blogthings.com/howmuchwrathdoyouhavequiz/wrath-2.jpg

Sometimes you get really angry, but nothing out of the norm.
While you may wish someone harm, it's pretty unlikely that you'd actually do anything about it.

How Much Wrath Do You Have?

http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchwrathdoyouhavequiz/

RhymesayersDU
02-03-2007, 11:05 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

MechanicalBull
02-03-2007, 11:36 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

Good Stuff Rhymes. :thumbsup: There were some good clips in there from hilarious classic epispdes from years ago.

Here's a song from one of my all time favorite episodes.
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Sassy
02-04-2007, 01:08 AM
Your Porn Star Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/girl.jpg

Ruby Lips

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

Sassy
02-04-2007, 01:13 AM
YEAH BABY! My tax stuff is organized and ready to be sent to my tax guy...after I make copies! Woohoo! I think it's the earliest I've ever had my stuff ready!!! (and I only lost 1 piece of info...but I can get a copy easily!)

Bronco Billy
02-04-2007, 01:15 AM
I hate overachievers! ;D

Sassy
02-04-2007, 01:16 AM
Too funny!
Your Lucky Underwear is Orange

http://images.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourluckyunderwearquiz/orange.jpg

You have an intense personality and crave extreme emotional experiences. And your lucky orange underwear will help you take it to a whole new level.
Adventure and danger don't phase you - in fact you enjoy dicey situations. You're the first to take a risk, and the first to get the payoff.

And while your risks sometimes result in great rewards, they also sometimes result in devastating failures.
If you want to have intense moments without always risking all you have, put on your orange underpants. They'll help you experience life with rich emotions, no matter what you're doing.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourluckyunderwearquiz/

Sassy
02-04-2007, 01:17 AM
I hate overachievers! ;D

Usually my tax guy gets my stuff around April 1st! Ha!
He's going to be shocked!

alkemical
02-04-2007, 02:02 AM
bob dylan: Simple twist of fate:

They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark,
She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones.
'Twas then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate.

They walked along by the old canal
A little confused, I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burnin' bright.
He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate.

A saxophone someplace far off played
As she was walkin' by the arcade.
As the light bust through a beat-up shade where he was wakin' up,
She dropped a coin into the cup of a blind man at the gate
And forgot about a simple twist of fate.

He woke up, the room was bare
He didn't see her anywhere.
He told himself he didn't care, pushed the window open wide,
Felt an emptiness inside to which he just could not relate
Brought on by a simple twist of fate.

He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks,
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks where the sailers all come in.
Maybe she'll pick him out again, how long must he wait
Once more for a simple twist of fate.

People tell me it's a sin
To know and feel too much within.
I still believe she was my twin, but I lost the ring.
She was born in spring, but I was born too late
Blame it on a simple twist of fate.

Pick Six
02-04-2007, 02:41 AM
***You Are 5% Redneck***


I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!


How Redneck Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

At least I can't be accused of being a Chiefs fan...:)

Sassy
02-04-2007, 02:58 AM
Do you have a broken fridge or washer on your porch?
No
Yes
Do you park cars in your lawn?
Yes
No
Do you decorate your house with free beer or cigarette merchandise?
Yes
No
Have any relatives that are two things at once (like a sister in law and an aunt)?
No
Yes
Is your idea of a fancy meal Red Lobster?
No
Yes
Have you ever been in a burping contest?
Yes
No
Do you consider anything with a Super Wal-mart to be "the city"?
No
Yes
Is your idea of a great vacation is Daytona Beach, Florida
No
Yes
Have you ever taken your sweetie to a monster truck rally for a date?
No
Yes
Do you know people who've been on Jerry Springer?
No
Yes
Are you prejudiced against anyone with a "Yankee accent"?
No
Yes
Is your idea of great foreplay professional wrestling?
Yes
No
Does is take almost half a week's pay to fill up your truck with gas?
Yes
No
Do you light off fireworks any time you feel like celebrating?
No
Yes
Did you learn to drive on a tractor?
No
Yes
Have you ever been hunting?
Yes
No
Do you think truck stop restrooms are actually pretty clean?
No
Yes
Do you think Cherry Skoal is a romantic Valentine's Day gift?
No
Yes
Was the first theme park you ever visited Dollywood?
No
Yes
Do you think "The South Will Rise Again"?
No
Yes

Cheffy questions! LOL!

Bronco Billy
02-04-2007, 03:07 AM
[QUOTE=Sassy;1469410]Do you know people who've been on Jerry Springer?
No
Yes

Do you think Cherry Skoal is a romantic Valentine's Day gift?
No
Yes
QUOTE]

LOL

Actually, my brother's friend flashed one of the strippers on Jerry Springer while in the audience. (She was pretty good looking too.) Does being in the audience count?

alkemical
02-04-2007, 11:38 AM
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/c/coleman_joe/hankwilliams.jpg

Orange_Beard
02-04-2007, 11:47 AM
***Your Porn Star Name Is...***


Jack in the Box


What's Your Porn Star Name?
http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

Meck77
02-04-2007, 12:53 PM
So it's suppose to be windy and rainy for the SB today and the weather forecast in Denver is 50's and Sunny.

SureShot
02-04-2007, 12:56 PM
Whats the line for the big game?

SureShot
02-04-2007, 12:59 PM
It looks like its still Colts -7, damn.

Bronx33
02-04-2007, 01:04 PM
So it's suppose to be windy and rainy for the SB today and the weather forecast in Denver is 50's and Sunny.

That's not good news for a wussy dome team...

ksBRONCOfan
02-04-2007, 02:55 PM
So it's suppose to be windy and rainy for the SB today and the weather forecast in Denver is 50's and Sunny.

Someday I hope they start having Superbowls for the fans instead of the media.

Bronx33
02-04-2007, 03:04 PM
Someday I hope they start having Superbowls for the fans instead of the media.


The greed machine will never change..

Meck77
02-04-2007, 03:19 PM
Superbowl in Denver 2017! Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

Spider
02-04-2007, 03:26 PM
Damn test is rigged .............
You Are 70% Redneck

http://images.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/redneck.gif

You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

Spider
02-04-2007, 03:26 PM
I was thinking more of 30-45 % redneck

Bronx33
02-04-2007, 03:29 PM
I was thinking more of 30-45 % redneck


PFFFFFFFFFFT!! you should be 80% +/-

Spider
02-04-2007, 03:48 PM
PFFFFFFFFFFT!! you should be 80% +/-

Ha! I thought i was safe taking the test , Idont know anyone on Springer , nor is there any inbreeding ;D and I dont decorate my house with Ber or Cig products free or not ...... so what the hell take the test answer honestly ;D

Sassy
02-04-2007, 03:53 PM
I failed the redneck test because I'm addicted to Starbucks ;D

Bronx33
02-04-2007, 03:54 PM
Ha! I thought i was safe taking the test , Idont know anyone on Springer , nor is there any inbreeding ;D and I dont decorate my house with Ber or Cig products free or not ...... so what the hell take the test answer honestly ;D


Being a redneck has nothing to do with inbreeding or nattie consumption...;D

Bronx33
02-04-2007, 03:57 PM
15%

ksBRONCOfan
02-04-2007, 04:13 PM
Superbowl in Denver 2017! Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

As a matter of fact it does! :approve:

REB
02-04-2007, 04:16 PM
Damn test is rigged .............
You Are 70% Redneck

http://images.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/redneck.gif

You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

Surprise!...:spit:

Spider
02-04-2007, 04:22 PM
i told the wife , I scored a 70% redneck on a redneck test , without missing a beat she asked why I scored so low ........ I got her back though , she wanted to shower together , Iwaited until she was undressed , then I suggested we do some nipple piercing:wiggle:

REB
02-04-2007, 04:47 PM
i told the wife , I scored a 70% redneck on a redneck test , without missing a beat she asked why I scored so low ........ I got her back though , she wanted to shower together , Iwaited until she was undressed , then I suggested we do some nipple piercing:wiggle:

:rofl:

Rocket 7
02-04-2007, 05:46 PM
Everybody has seen the football squares pool. You pay $100 to be one of the 100 squares. You get one # for one team and another # for the other. Super Bowl always has the biggest prize. So you play and pay one hundred for your square. Prize is $2,500 each quarter. Here's the situation Denver is winning by two points with five seconds left in the Super Bowl. The other team is lining up for a game winning field goal. If they make it you hit your numbers and win $2,500 but if they miss the Broncos win the Super Bowl. Do you hope they make it or miss it?

Arkansas Bronco
02-04-2007, 06:09 PM
Damn some of these things hit right on. This is my drink 95% of the time the other 5% would be beer.
You Are Whiskey

http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/wiskey.jpg

You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:26 PM
Everybody has seen the football squares pool. You pay $100 to be one of the 100 squares. You get one # for one team and another # for the other. Super Bowl always has the biggest prize. So you play and pay one hundred for your square. Prize is $2,500 each quarter. Here's the situation Denver is winning by two points with five seconds left in the Super Bowl. The other team is lining up for a game winning field goal. If they make it you hit your numbers and win $2,500 but if they miss the Broncos win the Super Bowl. Do you hope they make it or miss it?

Miss it. Didn't even need to think about it.

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:27 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/RDnK6Q.jpeg

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:28 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/X9GrfU.jpeg

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:28 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/kDkN0R.jpeg

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:29 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/5Q1XYG.jpeg

MechanicalBull
02-04-2007, 06:30 PM
It has me down to a T. I don't drink hard liquor and don't like getting totally hammered.

You Are Beer!
http://images.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/beer.jpg
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:30 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/gwamf8.jpeg

Dagmar
02-04-2007, 06:31 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/VoSCqd.jpeg

Pezman
02-04-2007, 06:32 PM
Dagmar, you thread whore! Go drink some scotch!

Dagmar
02-05-2007, 03:40 PM
Dagmar, you thread whore! Go drink some scotch!

Thanks, I now have a street sign in my bed and a headache.

Pick Six
02-05-2007, 03:49 PM
Everybody has seen the football squares pool. You pay $100 to be one of the 100 squares. You get one # for one team and another # for the other. Super Bowl always has the biggest prize. So you play and pay one hundred for your square. Prize is $2,500 each quarter. Here's the situation Denver is winning by two points with five seconds left in the Super Bowl. The other team is lining up for a game winning field goal. If they make it you hit your numbers and win $2,500 but if they miss the Broncos win the Super Bowl. Do you hope they make it or miss it?

I would rather have the Broncos win the Super Bowl, but it would be a close call. Ironically enough, I won $100 in squares because of the mishandled snap on the extra point and the missed field goal at the end of the first half...!Booya!

It KIND OF makes up for the Bears laying a stinky one in the game...

Bronco Billy
02-05-2007, 04:31 PM
I'd rather lose the money and see Denver win.

ksBRONCOfan
02-05-2007, 07:43 PM
Thanks, I now have a street sign in my bed and a headache.

Was it hard to steal? :wiggle:

ludo21
02-05-2007, 09:49 PM
Great pics Dag, they are hilarious!

Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:49 PM
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Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:53 PM
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Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:55 PM
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Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:56 PM
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Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:58 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/XrdxEg.jpeg

Dagmar
02-05-2007, 11:59 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/kcyTDY.jpeg

Dagmar
02-06-2007, 12:00 AM
I'm here all off-season! And for the haters, People like them!

Dagmar
02-06-2007, 12:00 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/w0kHC8.jpeg

Dagmar
02-06-2007, 12:03 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/C7LT7i.jpeg

Orange_Beard
02-06-2007, 12:08 AM
That sidewalk drawling is pretty damm cool.

alkemical
02-06-2007, 12:19 AM
That sidewalk drawling is pretty damm cool.

Here's more (http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm)

Dagmar
02-06-2007, 01:37 AM
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm…)
Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.
For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won’t refreeze.
(wish I had known this for the last 30 years!)
To remove old wax from a glass candleholder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candleholder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out.
Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!).
Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) - rubbing alcohol on paper towel.
Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would be much more economical. Now a box of S.O.S pads last me indefinitely! In fact, I have noticed that the scissors get sharpened this way!
Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little Hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time!
Now, where to put the body?
Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don’t wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak.
Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on.
Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen.
Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.
To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!
To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top.
Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won’t be any stains.
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn’s natural sweetness.
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.
Ants, ants, ants everywhere … Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.
When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.
Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer……..
Clean a toilet:
Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.
Clean a vase:
To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.
Polish jewelry:
Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.
Clean a thermos bottle:
Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).
Unclog a drain:
Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water.
Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer, doesn’t it?

Dagmar
02-06-2007, 01:44 AM
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The sixteenth century may have been an exciting time in history, but it certainly wasn't a pleasant place to live for ordinary people like us. Here's what it was like to live in the 1500's.

Cleanliness:

Most people got married in June, because they'd just had their yearly bath in May. But they still didn't smell great. Baths consisted of a big tub of water, which the man of the household got to use first. Next the sons and other men had their baths (in the same water); finally, the women and then the children and babies got to use the tub. By then, the water was so dirty, you could probably lose someone in it ... hence perhaps the saying 'don't throw out the baby with the bathwater'.

Brides may have begun carrying bouquets of flowers to disguise their body odour. Royal persons wore puffy-sleeved shirts in order to hide perfumed handkerchiefs, which they frequently brought to their noses to disguise the body odours of those around them.

The discovery that disease was caused by microorganisms that could be killed by frequent washing was an idea that was still a long way in the future. No-one washed much, which meant that skin was often dark and dirty. Moreover, only the rich could afford to eat well. As a result, the essence of beauty in the female in Western society was considered to be a woman who had very white skin, and was plump. This implied wealth and the luxury of cleanliness.

England is a small country, and in the 1500's, it was often difficult to find space for graveyards. If a town ran out of places to bury people, it would start to dig up old graves and send the bones to a 'bone house', so that the grave could be reused. When opening coffins, graveyard workers often found scratch marks in the lids of the coffins, suggesting that many people were buried alive. A custom began where the 'corpse' would have a string tied to its wrist, leading up to the surface where it was attached to a bell. Graveyards sometimes hired workers to sit in the graveyard at night (the 'graveyard shift'), listening for bells. Supposedly, someone could have been 'saved by the bell'; if not, they were a 'dead ringer'.


Housing:

Houses had low thatched roofs. These were just bundles of old straw. The straw roof was a convenient and warm place for insects, mice, and even family pets to burrow into. But the roof got slippery and saggy when it rained, allowing all sorts of creatures to fall onto the floor below, or the street outside. Could this be the origin of the expression 'It's raining cats and dogs'?

The floor was dirt. This gave real meaning to the expression 'dirt poor'. Only the wealthy could afford something better, which was often slate. But slate gets slippery when it's wet, especially in winter, so a layer of straw (thresh) was placed on the floor. As the thresh got dirty, more and more layers of straw were added throughout the wet season. The straw, or thresh, was held in place at the doorway by a piece of wood , called a 'thresh hold' ... from which we get the term for a doorway, 'threshold'.

Beds were made from straw, which of course is a home for insects of all kinds, particularly fleas, lice, and tics. These beds weren't very nice. The original meaning of the word 'lousy' is 'full of lice' (lice is the plural form of louse).
As a result, everyone had lice and fleas. Rats also were common, and diseases spread from the rats to humans, through the lice and fleas. Moreover, any sort of minor injury where the skin got broken often led to death due to infection.
This helps explain why life expectancy was only about 30 to 40 years.


Food:

Cooking was done in a big pot hung over the fireplace. Each morning the fire was lit. Things were added to the pot every day. This constantly simmering stew (mostly vegetables) was the family dinner, with the leftovers remaining in the pot to cool overnight. You may be familiar with the rhyme 'peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old'. It often was.

When meat could be obtained, it was quite often pork, and this was a special occasion. This may be where the expression 'bringing home the bacon' comes from. Bacon fat in particular was a delicacy, often eaten raw, and offered to guests over conversation as a treat. Hence the expression 'to chew the fat'.

Wealthy families had plates made from pewter, which often had a high lead content. Foods with a high acid content would cause some of this lead to leach into the food, causing poisoning and often death. This happened often with tomatoes, so for many hundreds of years, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Most families, however, ate from bowls made from carved-out wood, or sometimes carved-out stale bread. These carved bowls were called 'trenchers', and were never washed. As a result, they often became moldy and worm-infested. If you ate from trenchers, you were a worker with a good appetite, and were called a 'trencherman'; and because of the condition of the bowls, you often got 'trench mouth'.

A loaf of bread was divided up according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom crust, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or 'upper crust', which was the softest.

ksBRONCOfan
02-06-2007, 09:51 PM
Page 2 Bump
zowie! :gimme: :yep:

alkemical
02-06-2007, 11:58 PM
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Sassy
02-07-2007, 03:25 PM
Hey STG...how was Vegas?

smalltowngrll
02-07-2007, 03:30 PM
Hey STG...how was Vegas?

Vegas was great!

Saw Blue Man Group
Went to the Spa and got all purty! ;)
Played Black Jack till all hours of the morning
And, Saturday night I drank entirely too much. I'm still not sure how I got on my flight on Sunday....and made it home. I was still drunk by halftime of the Super Bowl!

All in all, I had a great time, relaxing and fun!

Sassy
02-07-2007, 03:32 PM
Good deal!!!
Did you win any $$$ ?

smalltowngrll
02-07-2007, 03:34 PM
Good deal!!!
Did you win any $$$ ?

Yup! But, then I started drinking.... ROFL!

Sassy
02-07-2007, 03:36 PM
Yikes! So it was an alcohol donation!
Ha! Talk to you later ... gotta go here for a bit!

Jason in LA
02-07-2007, 03:50 PM
No surprise here.

You Are 0% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

Master___Pain
02-07-2007, 09:23 PM
Second page bump

Master___Pain
02-07-2007, 09:25 PM
No surprise here.

You Are 0% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

Same here J.

ksBRONCOfan
02-07-2007, 10:19 PM
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alkemical
02-08-2007, 12:12 AM
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Eternal embrace? Couple still hugging 5,000 years on (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/italy_embrace_dc)


Eternal embrace? Couple still hugging 5,000 years on

Wed Feb 7, 11:08 AM ET

Call it the eternal embrace.

Archaeologists in Italy have discovered a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, hugging each other.

"It's an extraordinary case," said Elena Menotti, who led the team on their dig near the northern city of Mantova.

"There has not been a double burial found in the Neolithic period, much less two people hugging -- and they really are hugging."

Menotti said she believed the two, almost certainly a man and a woman although that needs to be confirmed, died young because their teeth were mostly intact and not worn down.

"I must say that when we discovered it, we all became very excited. I've been doing this job for 25 years. I've done digs at Pompeii, all the famous sites," she told Reuters.

"But I've never been so moved because this is the discovery of something special."

A laboratory will now try to determine the couple's age at the time of death and how long they had been buried.

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Sassy
02-08-2007, 12:14 AM
Cool!

Blueflame
02-08-2007, 12:47 AM
Another article on the "Eternal Embrace"...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=434454&in_page_id=1770

alkemical
02-08-2007, 12:50 AM
nice

Billy Clyde Puckett
02-08-2007, 01:18 AM
How does anyone know it wasn't just part of a co-ed WWE match?