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Master___Pain
01-16-2007, 08:50 PM
I got engaged over the weekend

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Master___Pain/AthensSeptember2006021.jpg?t=1168994655

ludo21
01-16-2007, 08:53 PM
awesome man!!

Great meeting you guys this year. She was real cool as well. Congrats!!

Sassy
01-16-2007, 09:05 PM
Congrats MP and fiancee!

Rocket 7
01-16-2007, 09:06 PM
Congrats MP!

ak1971
01-16-2007, 09:36 PM
I got engaged over the weekend

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Master___Pain/AthensSeptember2006021.jpg?t=1168994655

nice job!...maybe you can not abuse your kids and get them away from that CU crap

ksBRONCOfan
01-16-2007, 11:31 PM
I got engaged over the weekend

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Master___Pain/AthensSeptember2006021.jpg?t=1168994655

Well geez...highjack the thread why don'tcha.;D

smalltowngrll
01-17-2007, 12:27 AM
I got engaged over the weekend


Congrats you two!!!

smalltowngrll
01-17-2007, 12:46 AM
So....should I go to Vegas Super Bowl weekend??

broncocalijohn
01-17-2007, 05:12 AM
So....should I go to Vegas Super Bowl weekend??

Hell yes. It would be better if you were looking as it is a sausage fest. Get passes to one of the hotels for their SB special parties. Knowing me, I snuck into one at the New York New York when the Patsies beat the Lambs. Weekend is fun and you can sleep in and still have time to see the game at around 3 30 PM. Go for it and have fun.

Billy Clyde Puckett
01-17-2007, 10:55 AM
Congrats MP

alkemical
01-17-2007, 12:23 PM
Not many people seem to know what Voltron is. Me and my brother used to watch that all the time. Unfortunately I think that show is what led us to Power Rangers...



I had all the toys!

clarkster
01-17-2007, 01:01 PM
that was a cool show. what was the one made of robot lions?

Old Dude
01-17-2007, 01:05 PM
You seen Power Rangers recently?

I dunno man. Back in the old days, it had a certain amount of charm, with Evil Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd. Especially the old-school plotline where Zedd stuck her in the space dumpster.

But it's become a little too watered down and glitzy since then.

alkemical
01-17-2007, 01:06 PM
that was a cool show. what was the one made of robot lions?



YES!

Master___Pain
01-17-2007, 01:07 PM
You seen Power Rangers recently?

I dunno man. Back in the old days, it had a certain amount of charm, with Evil Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd. Especially the old-school plotline where Zedd stuck her in the space dumpster.

But it's become a little too watered down and glitzy since then.

The irony of a detailed post made by Old Dude about Power Rangers is not lost on me.

Old Dude
01-17-2007, 01:12 PM
The irony of a detailed post made by Old Dude about Power Rangers is not lost on me.


When you get right down to it, the Mighty Morphin ' Power Rangers weren't that different from Tom Corbett or Captain Video.

Except for the giant transforming mecha and all the neo-ninja stuff.

Meck77
01-17-2007, 01:12 PM
Right on MP! Both of you are good people and make a great match. Congrats! Tell the future Mrs. MP I said hello.

orange 4 life
01-17-2007, 02:00 PM
I got engaged over the weekend


congrats MP!!!

all the best to you both.

jake

Meck77
01-17-2007, 02:32 PM
I think this thread became the real deal with MP annoucing his engagement on it.

On a lighter not have any of you ever just flat out landed on your back after breaking a chair? LMFAO

I was surfing the net and the cheap ass wicker chair I was sitting on just friggen snapped like a twig. WAMMO!

I upgraded to a metal chair!

alkemical
01-17-2007, 02:35 PM
I have meck - my friends also call me "helmet"

ksBRONCOfan
01-17-2007, 03:06 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Voltron.jpg

Brings back memories!

Meck77
01-17-2007, 03:11 PM
I have meck - my friends also call me "helmet"

LOL Some coffee just slipped out when I read that....ahahaaa

If you don't mind I think I'll refer to you as helmet from now on. Trying to respond to one of your posts as claviculasolomonis is a pain in the butt.

Pick Six
01-17-2007, 03:16 PM
Congratulations, Master Pain. You got a hot one, there...:thumbsup:

alkemical
01-17-2007, 03:27 PM
LOL Some coffee just slipped out when I read that....ahahaaa

If you don't mind I think I'll refer to you as helmet from now on. Trying to respond to one of your posts as claviculasolomonis is a pain in the butt.

I may miss it though, just to warn ya.

Meck77
01-17-2007, 03:37 PM
Another random post........

An online friend of mine from another board I post at posted this years ago and then suddenly died shortly after. I'm sure some of you have read it before. I don't really know who the author was and I don't think it was her but it really doesn't matter as the message is the same.....

MP's engagement news got me thinking about my friend since the post begins with a message about marriage....




"I'll be Happy When.........."
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.

Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.

After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire.

The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with ... and remember that time waits for no one.


So, stop waiting Until your car or home is paid off. Until you get a new car or home. Until your kids leave the house. Until you goback to school. Until you finish school. Until you lose 10 lbs. Until you gain 10 lbs. Until you get married. Until you get a divorce. Until you have kids. Until you retire. Until summer.. Until spring. Until winter.Until fall. Until you die.

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and, dance like no one's watching.

Bronco Billy
01-17-2007, 04:02 PM
Nice post on happiness, Meck.

BTW, watch out for the metal chair! I was playing poker when I was 12 and finally won a hand. I shifted in the chair, not knowing it had a bad leg. The leg snapped and I ended up with 13 stitches in my shin.

Kaylore
01-17-2007, 04:32 PM
Doctor Who!

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alkemical
01-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Meck,

I have a motto i live by (Well i have a few):

Tomorrow is the only day you live twice. (that's a clav. original)


(my other fav)
Perception is 9/10 of reality.

Sassy
01-17-2007, 05:12 PM
This thread rocks!

alkemical
01-17-2007, 05:21 PM
So i've been thinking latley after having a conversation with a few people and whatnots:

I still have no clue or answer (Nor is it important to me anymore) as to if life has any order or structure to it. Let me try to clarify where i'm going with this.

I am starting to wonder that if *life* really isn't a choose your own adventure. I wonder if at X point in time when you have a *major* event to happen - if you choose choice A - if that then comes to dictate a new set of events and expierences. Yet choice B isn't lacking or less *worthy* - instead just another set of "lessons" to learn.

There's alot more to it than that - but it's a brief overview on where and what i've been looking at latley.

Of course, being that it is me - i also have to accept the fact that this is completly wrong and how i see and define my existence, is in effect - my definition.

I'd rather leave that entry blank and be suprised.

~Josh

smalltowngrll
01-17-2007, 05:28 PM
Funny you should bring up that very topic of life, choices and such.

It's part of something I've been thinking about lately. It seems that we have a choice to either make plans and take action about what we want in our life, or just make choices in reaction to things that happen. Living life on a 'whim' if you will.

I'm probably more inclined to make goals about my life, things I want, and make choices in my life to achieve those goals, rather than to just live my life on a whim. Not to say that those 'whim' decisions we make are less important or less of an impact. I love to live life on the edge, but I love to achieve things I set out to achieve as well.

More along the lines of what you were saying, Josh, is something I go back to in my life. When I chose to move here, to Bend, I had mulled over choices to move to Utah, Montana and also a choice to move to Indiana. But, instead, I took this place. Sometimes I wonder what I missed? Or, did I thankfully miss something? Would I have been happier had I moved to another place? I am happy as all get out about my decision to move here, so I don't feel that I 'missed' anything. Just more of a wondering, I suppose!

alkemical
01-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Funny you should bring up that very topic of life, choices and such.

It's part of something I've been thinking about lately. It seems that we have a choice to either make plans and take action about what we want in our life, or just make choices in reaction to things that happen. Living life on a 'whim' if you will.

I'm probably more inclined to make goals about my life, things I want, and make choices in my life to achieve those goals, rather than to just live my life on a whim. Not to say that those 'whim' decisions we make are less important or less of an impact. I love to live life on the edge, but I love to achieve things I set out to achieve as well.

More along the lines of what you were saying, Josh, is something I go back to in my life. When I chose to move here, to Bend, I had mulled over choices to move to Utah, Montana and also a choice to move to Indiana. But, instead, I took this place. Sometimes I wonder what I missed? Or, did I thankfully miss something? Would I have been happier had I moved to another place? I am happy as all get out about my decision to move here, so I don't feel that I 'missed' anything. Just more of a wondering, I suppose!

STG,

Here's a POV sort of similar:

When i was mulling over moving to Seattle or staying and working for Harley-Davidson - i was so torn. I am originally from CO, but a good chunk of my family and all of my good friends are from the PA area. Being undecided I asked for a sign. My sign was a catalog to Archie McPhee (http://www.mcphee.com/) - (this is a store in seattle, that was like 1/2 mi from where i was going to live in seattle)

Now did the "universe" (as i will identify it for any lack of knowing, or giving any "god" a title to keep it neutral) send me an archie mcphee catalog to show me to move to seattle and go through that expierence? Or was i so open/receptive - that when i got this catalog - i *took* that as a sign?

I don't know if the answer is as important as the "process" - it's just something i've been kicking around latley.

Oh yeah one more thing STG - one other motto i live by is:

"Regret what you do, not what you didn't"

Old Dude
01-17-2007, 05:45 PM
I sort of think of myself as being on roller skates in a giant pin-ball machine, and I just sort of get whacked and bounced around. Ding ding ding cha-DING!!! and around and around until I eventually go rolling down the black hole into oblivion.

Not that I have a problem with any of that.

alkemical
01-17-2007, 05:49 PM
I sort of think of myself as being on roller skates in a giant pin-ball machine, and I just sort of get whacked and bounced around. Ding ding ding cha-DING!!! and around and around until I eventually go rolling down the black hole into oblivion.

Not that I have a problem with any of that.

you rever get "tilt" ?

Jason in LA
01-17-2007, 06:15 PM
Here are some of the shots from the last two Lakers games.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2248.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2364.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2110.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2075.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C1331.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C1384.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C1641.jpg

My attention was taken away for some reason.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2210-1.jpg
R&B singer Mya, who is super duper fine.

I was sick to my stomack when I saw who she was there with.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2196.jpg

Outside at the valet I saw her waiting for her car, but he wasn't there. So I'm assuming that they aren't together...well, I'm hoping they aren't. That just wouldn't be right.

ak1971
01-17-2007, 06:25 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2196.jpg


See Jason if its true..get yourself a gold grill, write some really bad rap and you too can have the woman of your dreams LOL

Billy Clyde Puckett
01-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Jason - the Mane's paparazzi. ;D You need to get Nicholson for Kaylore.

Jason in LA
01-17-2007, 06:51 PM
See Jason if its true..get yourself a gold grill, write some really bad rap and you too can have the woman of your dreams LOL

I wasn't staring at them, but I think I had more eye contact with her than he did. I looked over every now and then, and she was never talking to him. But when I first walked over to get a spot on that side of the court, she was checking me out. No BS. I was on one side of the basket. At a time out I walked under the basket to get a seat on the other side, which was the side that they were sitting. I'm looking down to locate a spot on the floor to sit. I then look up, right at her, and she's looking at me dead in my eyes. She quickly looked away. Like I caught her checking me out. Yes, I was dressed nice, clean shaven and everything.

Maybe some of the ladies can break it down for me. Was she checking me out, and got shy when I noticed her? Or am I just getting the big head?

I was going to try my trick that I used on Ananda Lewis (showing her the photos), but she was there with three other guys besides Lil Jon. I know one was a body guard. The guy sitting next to her could have been her man, even though it didn't seem like it.

Jason in LA
01-17-2007, 06:54 PM
Jason - the Mane's paparazzi. ;D You need to get Nicholson for Kaylore.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C5256.jpg

I think I posted this photo earlier in the thread.

24champ
01-17-2007, 08:19 PM
Here are some of the shots from the last two Lakers games.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/l5A5C2210-1.jpg
R&B singer Mya, who is super duper fine.


The lip ring is a huge turn-off...I don't know it just seems trashy. Thanks for the Laker pics, hope they do well down the stretch here, got some big games coming up without odom.

Jason in LA
01-17-2007, 08:20 PM
The lip ring did bug me, but she's still super duper fine.

24champ
01-17-2007, 08:28 PM
Yeah...She's like whoa! kind of hot.Ha!

Mtbrncofn
01-17-2007, 08:45 PM
Nothin wrong with the lip ring.

24champ
01-17-2007, 09:13 PM
Nothin wrong with the lip ring.

Im not saying its wrong to get a lip ring, however I find it annoying. Girls tend to naw at it or bite it. They play with it too much and they get an infection as a result of it. Not really attractive IMO.

Malcontent
01-17-2007, 09:57 PM
Wow cool pics. Kobe need to dribble more with the left though.

Meck77
01-18-2007, 01:06 AM
Raiders Suck shiat!

theAPAOps5
01-18-2007, 01:10 AM
Never have been a fan of the lip ring. Just seems like its food stuck there or something.

broncocalijohn
01-18-2007, 03:51 AM
Lip rings are trashy. But I bet 100% of them (not for religious reasons) put out on the first date or even first night you meet 'em. Whore! Jason's reply "SO?!"

Pick Six
01-18-2007, 03:56 AM
Doctor Who!

Nice...but I prefer my Doctor Who old-school...:strong:

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Sassy
01-18-2007, 11:15 AM
I am definitely not a tatoo person...myself or otherwise.

Spider
01-18-2007, 11:23 AM
I dont get the women tatoo on the back , I have heard it being referred to as a tramp stamp ............. is that true ?

Natedogg
01-18-2007, 11:26 AM
Well this is an all purpose question.

I have met this girl i really like. Very, beautiful, smart, kind, not slutty, bla bla bla.

She has oral herpes.

Advise? Break it off? I dont have herpes and dont want them (oral or down below).

I havnt kissed her yer, but i think she likes me.

Any all purpose answers?

Spider
01-18-2007, 11:28 AM
Well this is an all purpose question.

I have met this girl i really like. Very, beautiful, smart, kind, not slutty, bla bla bla.

She has oral herpes.

Advise? Break it off? I dont have herpes and dont want them (oral or down below).

I havnt kissed her yer, but i think she likes me.

Any all purpose answers?

break off ? thats up to you , but as long as you dont kiss her during an outbreak , shouldnt be a problem ........... if it were me , i wouldnt , but thats just me

Natedogg
01-18-2007, 11:34 AM
break off ? thats up to you , but as long as you dont kiss her during an outbreak , shouldnt be a problem ........... if it were me , i wouldnt , but thats just me

True? When she broke the news it was a ton of bricks. Need to do more research I guess. Damn.

Spider
01-18-2007, 11:48 AM
True? When she broke the news it was a ton of bricks. Need to do more research I guess. Damn.

yeah , good friend of mine lives in Neb , married one of them corn fed farmer gals that has oral herpies , as long as she doesnt break out while kissing , necking , other oral activities , not much to worry about ...........but then most oral herpies are nothing more then cold sores , fever blisters etc ............

Meck77
01-18-2007, 11:55 AM
Well this is an all purpose question.

I have met this girl i really like. Very, beautiful, smart, kind, not slutty, bla bla bla.

She has oral herpes.

Advise? Break it off? I dont have herpes and dont want them (oral or down below).

I havnt kissed her yer, but i think she likes me.

Any all purpose answers?

Wow that's an interesting one. My guess is that she atleast had the courage to tell you. You have to respect that. My second reaction is she obviously knows more about how to deal with that than someone who doesn't have them. I bet google could get you the answers you are looking for within a minute.

Natedogg
01-18-2007, 12:19 PM
Wow that's an interesting one. My guess is that she atleast had the courage to tell you. You have to respect that. My second reaction is she obviously knows more about how to deal with that than someone who doesn't have them. I bet google could get you the answers you are looking for within a minute.

Here's a couple of takes:

http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/herpes.html

http://www.racoon.com/herpes/hall/support/465.html

I'm still confused though. I have had a cold sore before. Was that really oral herpes! It was before I had ever had sex.

Honestly, I consider myself fairly sexually educated (in an academic sence) Bunt know next to nothing about herpies.

One "internet figure" floating around says that up to 90% of Americans have herpes. Damn.

clarkster
01-18-2007, 12:31 PM
i think theres a misconception that herpes is herpes, but in reality, any kind of a cold sore etc is considered herpes. just different types? someone elaborate or tell me im stupid...

ak1971
01-18-2007, 12:44 PM
I am definitely not a tatoo person...myself or otherwise.

I love tats...If I didnt have to have a 'professional' job, I'd probably have a lot more tattoos. So if you ever see me with full arm tats you know I won the lotto.

Rock Chalk
01-18-2007, 12:45 PM
People contract herpes by touching infected saliva, mucous membranes, or skin. Because the virus is highly contagious, most people have been infected by at least 1 herpes subtype before adulthood.

Herpes simplex is a DNA virus that causes sores in and around your mouth. Two herpes subtypes may cause these sores.

Herpes simplex virus, type 1 or herpes-1, which causes 80% of cases of oral herpes infections
Herpes simplex virus, type 2 or herpes-2, which causes the rest

It is estimated that 50-80% of the world's population has Herpes
Simplex and many don't even know it. Herpes Simplex has probably
been around as long as mankind.

Essentially man, cold sores are no big deal. At least half the people in the world have them, likely more, they are not deadly, just unsightly. If the girl is hot, you like her, give the relationship a shot. You got a 30-50% shot of finding a girl that DOESNT have it, so if you found a hottie that does, no big deal IMO.

clarkster
01-18-2007, 12:51 PM
does make introducing her to the family interesting though...

Natedogg
01-18-2007, 12:53 PM
It is estimated that 50-80% of the world's population has Herpes
Simplex and many don't even know it. Herpes Simplex has probably
been around as long as mankind.

Essentially man, cold sores are no big deal. At least half the people in the world have them, likely more, they are not deadly, just unsightly. If the girl is hot, you like her, give the relationship a shot. You got a 30-50% shot of finding a girl that DOESNT have it, so if you found a hottie that does, no big deal IMO.

That's probably very good advise.

Maybe I should start an OT Orange Mane Herpes Poll :egbgb:

Rock Chalk
01-18-2007, 12:53 PM
Not really clarkster since likely about half of anyone's family has herpes.

Jason in LA
01-18-2007, 01:22 PM
Lip rings are trashy. But I bet 100% of them (not for religious reasons) put out on the first date or even first night you meet 'em. Whore! Jason's reply "SO?!"

Yeah, that is my exact reply. I'm going to have to make you my spokesman. ;D

12th man
01-18-2007, 03:46 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpyQ6QuATZg

Elway NOT the best video.

This guy goes on to say that Elway was an above average qb. Just watch for yourselves.

I could tolerate people saying that john was not the best, even though it makes me cringe, but to say he was just above average, that pisses me off.

broncocalijohn
01-18-2007, 04:48 PM
Well this is an all purpose question.

I have met this girl i really like. Very, beautiful, smart, kind, not slutty, bla bla bla.

She has oral herpes.

Advise? Break it off? I dont have herpes and dont want them (oral or down below).

I havnt kissed her yer, but i think she likes me.

Any all purpose answers?

You have to ask? Unless you cant get anything else, I would be soo gone.

broncocalijohn
01-18-2007, 04:58 PM
Not really clarkster since likely about half of anyone's family has herpes.

Alec,
not everyone spreads it through their family like yours does. I am sure you guys relate to the National Lampoon Vacation quotes. "I know how to French Kiss." "Big Deal, everyone does that!" "Yeah, but my Daddy says I'm the Best!"

Rock Chalk
01-18-2007, 05:03 PM
Alec,
not everyone spreads it through their family like yours does. I am sure you guys relate to the National Lampoon Vacation quotes. "I know how to French Kiss." "Big Deal, everyone does that!" "Yeah, but my Daddy says I'm the Best!"

Hey dickwad, 80% of the world has it and most of those people got it from a family member via a dry kiss.

Do some research you ****nut.

alkemical
01-18-2007, 05:07 PM
Alec,
not everyone spreads it through their family like yours does. I am sure you guys relate to the National Lampoon Vacation quotes. "I know how to French Kiss." "Big Deal, everyone does that!" "Yeah, but my Daddy says I'm the Best!"

I went out with this girl once - and we were at the bar - hanging out - huggin up on each other - so we leave to go hang out at her place and things are progressing - and then i hear:

"You smell just like my dad"


Yeah, more effective than a cold shower.

smalltowngrll
01-18-2007, 05:11 PM
I went out with this girl once - and we were at the bar - hanging out - huggin up on each other - so we leave to go hang out at her place and things are progressing - and then i hear:

"You smell just like my dad"


Yeah, more effective than a cold shower.

ROFL! LOL

That would be a great line to get a guy to leave you alone! I'll have to try that sometime! :~ohyah!:

Sassy
01-18-2007, 05:24 PM
A non-fat latte with one shot of sugar-free vanilla...isn't bad ;D

alkemical
01-18-2007, 05:24 PM
ROFL! LOL

That would be a great line to get a guy to leave you alone! I'll have to try that sometime! :~ohyah!:



It sucks and it's horrible. But not every guy will back off when they hear that.

broncocalijohn
01-18-2007, 05:28 PM
ROFL! LOL

That would be a great line to get a guy to leave you alone! I'll have to try that sometime! :~ohyah!:

STG, that would turn some sickos on! They would then ask you to call them Daddy!

broncocalijohn
01-18-2007, 05:29 PM
Hey dillwad, 80% of the world has it and most of those people got it from a family member via a dry kiss.

Do some research you ****nut.

DOnt blame me how you worded your quote. I know you have trouble taking a ribbing. Next time, watch how you phrase a quote or you just might get the response I gave you. Ease up **** nuts.

smalltowngrll
01-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Ok...never mind then. Sorry...I'll have to come up with something better! ;D

Blueflame
01-18-2007, 06:50 PM
Ok...never mind then. Sorry...I'll have to come up with something better! ;D

Saying he looks just like your Dad would probably work even better than saying he smells like your Dad... :devil:

Pick Six
01-18-2007, 06:54 PM
Saying he looks just like your Dad would probably work even better than saying he smells like your Dad... :devil:

Now, that is just cruel...:P

Fortunately, my girlfriend's dad is 73. Therefore, I don't resemble him...yet...Ha!

Blueflame
01-18-2007, 07:35 PM
Now, that is just cruel...:P

Fortunately, my girlfriend's dad is 73. Therefore, I don't resemble him...yet...Ha!

Hehehe... yeah, that would be brutal, but probably effective in cases like STG mentioned when a lady wishes to discourage unwanted attention. Ha!

smalltowngrll
01-18-2007, 08:01 PM
Maybe I could tell him he looks like my sister?! If I had a sister?! ha!

theAPAOps5
01-18-2007, 08:04 PM
You could just tell the guy you have a case of oral herpes but not to worry the Genital Warts you have are raging bad right now. I will bet most guys would be out the door before you finished the sentence.

theAPAOps5
01-18-2007, 08:11 PM
Lower Back Tattoo Removal!!!!



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smalltowngrll
01-18-2007, 08:18 PM
You could just tell the guy you have a case of oral herpes but not to worry the Genital Warts you have are raging bad right now. I will bet most guys would be out the door before you finished the sentence.

ROFL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ROFL! Hilarious!

Yup, that'll do it! Only problem is...this is a small town, I don't need wierd rumors going around about me! But, that's hilarious!

24champ
01-18-2007, 10:36 PM
ROFL! LOL

That would be a great line to get a guy to leave you alone! I'll have to try that sometime! :~ohyah!:

BMF is not tough enough to fend off these guys?

smalltowngrll
01-19-2007, 12:38 AM
BMF is not tough enough to fend off these guys?

Yeah, he is. Problem is....well, at the moment.....LOCATION!

theAPAOps5
01-19-2007, 12:53 AM
Yeah, he is. Problem is....well, at the moment.....LOCATION!

I thought you were going to be heading his direction?

24champ
01-19-2007, 04:11 PM
PLEASE DO IT SCARLETT!;D :wiggle:


Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson For Biopic

January 15, 2007 5:24 a.m. EST

Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter

Los Angeles, CA (BANG) - When it comes to getting down and dirty onscreen, Jenna Jameson knows exactly who she wants to do it for her.

Scarlett Johansson is being lined up to play porn sensation Jenna in a movie of her life story.

The stunning actress has been handpicked by adult movie legend Jenna as her personal choice for the lead in a film adaptation of her book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale."

Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes filming will begin next year.

The X-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine, "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year, "I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project."

There's certainly been plenty of nudity in Jenna's life - the racy star has appeared in around 100 porn films and is one of the highest paid adult actors in the world.

She may be ten years younger than 32-year-old Jenna, but sultry Scarlett, 22, already shares the porn queen's sex symbol status. "The Black Dahlia" star, who is famed for her curvy figure, was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by readers of men's magazine Esquire last year.

Both actresses also have trademark blonde hair and are renowned for their glamorous image.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476

Meck77
01-19-2007, 05:03 PM
I pretty much can tolerate any poster here but I must say it's nice not seeing bobs BS around here anymore. It just hit me today that I haven't come across and of his garbage in awhile. Kinda nice....

Bronco Billy
01-19-2007, 05:19 PM
I pretty much can tolerate any poster here but I must say it's nice not seeing bobs BS around here anymore. It just hit me today that I haven't come across and of his garbage in awhile. Kinda nice....

He's been gone a couple months now, right?

Meck77
01-19-2007, 05:31 PM
Don't know Billy. He made some stupid bet and got himself banned for a year or something. Really don't know when he left I just know that I'm not seeing his idiotic troll threads anymore which is nice.

ol number 7
01-19-2007, 06:05 PM
Don't know Billy. He made some stupid bet and got himself banned for a year or something. Really don't know when he left I just know that I'm not seeing his idiotic troll threads anymore which is nice.

Bobs mom took his mouse away for shaving his nads with her razor;
Take a bath and she might give it back.

Pick Six
01-19-2007, 06:44 PM
He's been gone a couple months now, right?

Bob stopped posting at the close of 2006...

PLOWHORSE
01-19-2007, 06:45 PM
I hope boob is lurking so he can read how we all really feel about him.

smalltowngrll
01-19-2007, 06:50 PM
I hope boob is lurking so he can read how we all really feel about him.

I think he's always known how everyone felt about him. I really don't think he cared much...and the fact that it bothered some on here probably gave him more fuel for the fire. Whoever made that bet with him, though...well, that's just brilliant! ;D

PLOWHORSE
01-19-2007, 07:01 PM
I think he's always known how everyone felt about him. I really don't think he cared much...and the fact that it bothered some on here probably gave him more fuel for the fire. Whoever made that bet with him, though...well, that's just brilliant! ;D

Whomever made that bet...please explain it in detail. I'm just curious as to its nature.

Blueflame
01-19-2007, 07:47 PM
It's on the Off-Topics forum... the Steve Sewell vs. Bob thread.

theAPAOps5
01-19-2007, 08:33 PM
Bobo bet that the Chiefs new vaunted defense would hold their competition to lower points than our defense. Denver won and that was after 3 very subpar performances. GREATEST BET EVER!!!!!!!!

Meck77
01-19-2007, 10:48 PM
Who's the bobo killer around here?

Blueflame
01-19-2007, 11:16 PM
The poster who won the bet with Bobo is "Steve Sewell", Meck.

elsid13
01-20-2007, 12:03 AM
Does anyone know any good restaurant/bars in Seattle?

cbs1177
01-20-2007, 12:11 AM
man was talking to some one I was wanting to get to know better. yes I have stoop low to try internet dating. We were im-ing each other (only our second time to talk to each other and we were 60 minutes into the conversation) and my stupid connection was lost for about 5-10 minutes. (The whole Time Warner switching over to Comcast and spotty service for a while) And now she is not there. I am mad now.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 12:15 AM
man was talking to some one I was wanting to get to know better. yes I have stoop low to try internet dating. We were im-ing each other (only our second time to talk to each other and we were 60 minutes into the conversation) and my stupid connection was lost for about 5-10 minutes. (The whole Time Warner switching over to Comcast and spotty service for a while) And now she is not there. I am mad now.

Bummer...did you ask if she was a Bronco fan ?? ;D

cbs1177
01-20-2007, 12:20 AM
Bummer...did you ask if she was a Bronco fan ?? ;D

It sucks b/c we were really into the conversation was fixing to ask if she want to go out tomorrow for lunch and a movie. UGH and now I have work, school, and yadda yadda and Next Friday is the earliest. If I get a hold of her again.

alkemical
01-20-2007, 12:21 AM
Does anyone know any good restaurant/bars in Seattle?

Mr. Spots in the ballard part of seattle is/was the best coffee shop in the city IMO. Near Bergen place - i think the 17/18 bus's run there.

alkemical
01-20-2007, 12:33 AM
Also - my friend that lives out there said there's a great pizza place in ballard that's like East Coast style pizza.

Any teraki joint you go to should be fine. And mama's in belltown - if it's still there - is good.

Beyond that i was homeless - so the church up past the drug store in ballard (near the square) has good stuff on Monday's. And "My Sweet Lord" in the U-W district is a FREE vegetarian resteraunt. It's run off of the George Harrison foundation.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 12:49 AM
It sucks b/c we were really into the conversation was fixing to ask if she want to go out tomorrow for lunch and a movie. UGH and now I have work, school, and yadda yadda and Next Friday is the earliest. If I get a hold of her again.

Do you have a spare 1/2 hour or something...you could just meet for coffee?

cbs1177
01-20-2007, 12:54 AM
Do you have a spare 1/2 hour or something...you could just meet for coffee?

maybe. I have it to spare but our work/school schedules kind of conflict this week. Yeah but will the coffee idea seem rushed a little bit. On the upside if we can't stand each other only out chump change. I gotta find out if she works in the city first. Just wished she would come back on line. But she said she wasn't feeling well and was running a fever so maybe knocked out with cold meds.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 01:01 AM
maybe. I have it to spare but our work/school schedules kind of conflict this week. Yeah but will the coffee idea seem rushed a little bit. On the upside if we can't stand each other only out chump change. I gotta find out if she works in the city first. Just wished she would come back on line. But she said she wasn't feeling well and was running a fever so maybe knocked out with cold meds.

If she's not feeling well tonight, tomorrow may not have worked anyway...
Too bad you didn't get a phone number. ;)

cbs1177
01-20-2007, 01:06 AM
If she's not feeling well tonight, tomorrow may not have worked anyway...
Too bad you didn't get a phone number. ;)

Yeah I know but I didn't want to be the scary sex stalker on the internet and asking for numbers so soon. I dunno. The conversation was going great. Maybe meant who knows. I guess we need a dating thread since we have a divorce thread and marriage thread. Well and my phone is VIoP so everything was out except for digital cable. I guess I need to get a cell phone.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 01:10 AM
Too funny! I was just thinking about that "The Dating Thread" LOL!
Hey, btw...I highly recommend meeting someone online...especially if they share your love of the Broncos ;D :devil: Hmmm...wonder why I think that way ? ;D

cbs1177
01-20-2007, 01:24 AM
Too funny! I was just thinking about that "The Dating Thread" LOL!
Hey, btw...I highly recommend meeting someone online...especially if they share your love of the Broncos ;D :devil: Hmmm...wonder why I think that way ? ;D

That was paragraph two about football (Denver, Razorbacks) and bowling. Her favorite colors are blue, orange, and yellow so two out of three ain't bad.

Rock Chalk
01-20-2007, 01:25 AM
Too funny! I was just thinking about that "The Dating Thread" LOL!
Hey, btw...I highly recommend meeting someone online...especially if they share your love of the Broncos ;D :devil: Hmmm...wonder why I think that way ? ;D

I just converted the one I met.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 01:27 AM
I just converted the one I met.

That works! ;D
Dang Alec...it's hard to believe that "our" (and I don't mean Alec & I ) second "date" was New Orleans just a little over 2 years ago!

We are considering Houston as our away game this year! ;)

Rock Chalk
01-20-2007, 01:50 AM
That works! ;D
Dang Alec...it's hard to believe that "our" (and I don't mean Alec & I ) second "date" was New Orleans just a little over 2 years ago!

We are considering Houston as our away game this year! ;)

Ya'll should come down. I'll show whats his face some good gumbo to rival anything NOLA has.

Sassy
01-20-2007, 02:03 AM
Ya'll should come down. I'll show whats his face some good gumbo to rival anything NOLA has.

How hard is it to get tickets?

Jason in LA
01-20-2007, 02:47 AM
Somebody is screwing around with the "Speaking of Butts" thread. I'm about to pull a TO here.

ksBRONCOfan
01-20-2007, 01:26 PM
This truly is "The All Purpose Thread".

Bronx33
01-20-2007, 04:09 PM
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$?
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.

24champ
01-20-2007, 07:46 PM
Trampoline nut crunch? Owwwwwweeeee:nono:

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/244/Trampoline+Nut+Crunch/

Bronx33
01-20-2007, 10:19 PM
Trampoline nut crunch? Owwwwwweeeee:nono:

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/244/Trampoline+Nut+Crunch/

What an idiot...

Sassy
01-21-2007, 01:10 AM
I'm bored!!!

smalltowngrll
01-21-2007, 01:17 AM
I think it's time for bed!

Sassy
01-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Or a glass of wine ;D

smalltowngrll
01-21-2007, 01:21 AM
Already had cocktails earlier....Just plain tired. Sleeping makes me happy!

Sassy
01-21-2007, 01:23 AM
I'm whipped too...did absolutely nothing today that I should have...met my friend for coffee this am...and we went shopping ALL DAY! LOL! I have no energy left for stuff I should do!

smalltowngrll
01-21-2007, 01:23 AM
Ok...so, what is it with Adam Sandler's fascination with 80's music?

I mean, the Wedding Singer is one thing...but, I just realized it in Billy Madison, too. Hmmm....I'll have to look for it in others.

Pick Six
01-21-2007, 02:05 AM
Ok...so, what is it with Adam Sandler's fascination with 80's music?

I mean, the Wedding Singer is one thing...but, I just realized it in Billy Madison, too. Hmmm....I'll have to look for it in others.

LOL You may be right. There is a very funny segment in Click where a guy in the car next to him is singing to Loverboy on the radio...Ha!

ZachKC
01-21-2007, 02:30 AM
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Sassy
01-21-2007, 01:01 PM
Hey patswin...I think you should start the official Pats/Colts thread today!

Meck77
01-22-2007, 12:47 PM
Anyone got a line on a decent lap top? Mine is officially toast. I just need something basic for my real estate biz.

Any good deals out there? recommendations?

24champ
01-22-2007, 12:55 PM
Check out the DELL PCs. Really good prices.

alkemical
01-22-2007, 12:59 PM
Anyone got a line on a decent lap top? Mine is officially toast. I just need something basic for my real estate biz.

Any good deals out there? recommendations?


http://www.pricewatch.com

smalltowngrll
01-22-2007, 01:05 PM
Anyone got a line on a decent lap top? Mine is officially toast. I just need something basic for my real estate biz.

Any good deals out there? recommendations?

http://www.dellauction.com

Some of these are lease returned....some may need a driver or two. Just depends on what you want. Pay attention to what info they list. I got my daughter one better than my new one for less than half of what I paid. I think I paid $350 for it.

Dagmar
01-22-2007, 05:10 PM
Best resignation letter ever.

Dear ......
As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you.........
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation.
However, I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad reference. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the company.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror n.de. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of reference. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the reference on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day'.

smalltowngrll
01-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Best resignation letter ever.

Dear ......
As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you.........
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation.
However, I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad reference. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the company.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror n.de. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of reference. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the reference on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never **** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day'.

ROFL!

Letters like that make the company I work for so profitable! ;D

Dagmar
01-22-2007, 06:19 PM
The Top 10 Mano-A-Mano Fight Scenes of All Time

http://www.doubleviking.com/top-10-mano-a-mano-fight-scenes-of-all-time-2910-p.html

Dagmar
01-22-2007, 06:25 PM
MEN OF THE YEAR 2006

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ak1971
01-22-2007, 08:53 PM
I think I posted this a couple years ago, but found it on my computer again and couldnt stop laughing again...

Dear Connie,
>
>I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our
>"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
>The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just
>the wounded little boy in me
>talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my
>fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess
>my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of
>things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about
>looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one
>of us does.
>
>Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is
>what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in
>the
>eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not
>even
>close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home
>with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of
>my desperation.
>
>She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth
>and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a
>perfect
>body. boobies like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit.
>Every
>man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner,
>I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so
>superficial.
>
>What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in
>this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better
>person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie?
>I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before.
>
>I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd tossed
>her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do
>I
>feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her
>slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss.
> Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the
>same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing
>feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without
>you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.
>
>Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge
>last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said
>she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know
>what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.
>
>Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're
>banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the
>sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when
>she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can
>hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your
>grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it,
>right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me
>sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the
>mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we
>never used it as a sex toy."
>
>Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I
>mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her
>shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time.
>She's given
>me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling
>for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O
>shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this
>teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much
>she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.
>
>And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets
>me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how
>that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how
>even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all
>I can do is think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know
>it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances
>away and start fresh? I think we can.
>
>If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
>
>Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.
>
>Love, Dan.

24champ
01-22-2007, 09:54 PM
Holy **** that was the funniest f***in thing I ever read AK. LOL

Bronx33
01-22-2007, 10:01 PM
cinnamon ring!!!! LMAO!

Mtbrncofn
01-22-2007, 10:08 PM
cinnamon ring!!!! LMAO!

Oh Lord, I remember this from a couple of years ago. It somehow got integrated into the first Survivor.

Malcontent
01-22-2007, 10:08 PM
This thread will live forever...Kinda like the NPN thread. Ppl keep coming up with the funniest sh** man!

24champ
01-22-2007, 10:30 PM
Hilarious!

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Sassy
01-22-2007, 11:46 PM
This thread is hilarious!

Dagmar
01-22-2007, 11:52 PM
This thread will live forever...Kinda like the NPN thread. Ppl keep coming up with the funniest sh** man!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/its-beautiful.jpg

Dagmar
01-22-2007, 11:58 PM
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Dagmar
01-23-2007, 12:09 AM
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Dagmar
01-23-2007, 12:10 AM
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Dagmar
01-23-2007, 12:10 AM
http://www.his-forever.com/2005best_30.jpg

Dagmar
01-23-2007, 12:14 AM
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01-23-2007, 12:21 AM
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Sassy
01-23-2007, 10:58 AM
Anyone got coffee ;D

Arkansas Bronco
01-23-2007, 11:04 AM
Anyone got coffee ;D

Working on my 2nd cup now :thumbs:

Sassy
01-23-2007, 11:11 AM
Working on my 2nd cup now :thumbs:

I'm gonna need it...I inherited a 10 and 13 year old for the next week starting today after school!

Billy Clyde Puckett
01-23-2007, 11:41 AM
What about the poor cats that are excluded?

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DOGGIE_BEER?SITE=CODER&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-01-22-08-38-34

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- After a long day hunting, there's nothing like wrapping your paw around a cold bottle of beer. So Terrie Berenden, a pet shop owner in the southern Dutch town of Zelhem, created a beer for her Weimaraners made from beef extract and malt.

"Once a year we go to Austria to hunt with our dogs, and at the end of the day we sit on the verandah and drink a beer. So we thought, my dog also has earned it," she said.

Berenden consigned a local brewery to make and bottle the nonalcoholic beer, branded as Kwispelbier. It was introduced to the market last week and advertised it as "a beer for your best friend."

"Kwispel" is the Dutch word for wagging a tail.

The beer is fit for human consumption, Berenden said. But at euro1.65 ($2.14) a bottle, it's about four times more expensive than a Heineken.

Sassy
01-23-2007, 04:06 PM
Ok...I'm bored...sitting here with the dog until the kids get home from school.

ludo21
01-23-2007, 04:10 PM
i bet the kids will make your week fun Sassy!

Just enjoy it ;D

Sassy
01-23-2007, 04:20 PM
i bet the kids will make your week fun Sassy!

Just enjoy it ;D

ok...this dog is bigger than I am...it keeps holding on to my leg and I can't get it to go back outside...it's attacking me. Finally, back outside. Ok, I am officially terrified of it. I'm letting the kids deal with it...and it's sleeping in the garage.

ludo21
01-23-2007, 04:22 PM
Ha!

what kind of dog? MY sisters dog is a Rotwhiler, and that thing is huge, very tough to make her move when i want her to LOL

Sassy
01-23-2007, 04:23 PM
Ha!

what kind of dog? MY sisters dog is a Rotwhiler, and that thing is huge, very tough to make her move when i want her to LOL
The thing is...not sure if it will bite or not. Not sure what kind of dog...but it could drag me down.

alkemical
01-23-2007, 04:48 PM
My dog is a reincarnated Buddah.

Orange_Beard
01-23-2007, 04:51 PM
My dog appears to have had a cup or 2 of coffee.

Sassy
01-23-2007, 05:06 PM
This is going to drive me nuts. He was fine...his name is Griz...I let him in the house and he was fine. I gave him a dog treat to make "friends"...he was calm on the floor and then he started attacking me.

alkemical
01-23-2007, 05:07 PM
Oh my dog's name is Barkley - and if you wanted to know - he doesn't bark.

ludo21
01-23-2007, 05:08 PM
LOL

Sassy, just pet the dog and get through the attack, im sure he will calm down after some nice petting ;D

Sassy
01-23-2007, 05:12 PM
Tried...he was fine...for awhile. This isnt funny :(

alkemical
01-23-2007, 05:15 PM
tazer him in the nuts!

Sassy
01-23-2007, 05:21 PM
Ha!~ I wish! It better not be like this for the entire week!

smalltowngrll
01-23-2007, 06:39 PM
I love dogs when they are all lovey and cuddly...but, sometimes they just piss me off! OH...wait...maybe that's men I'm thinking of! ;)

Bronco Billy
01-23-2007, 06:41 PM
I love dogs when they are all lovey and cuddly...but, sometimes they just piss me off! OH...wait...maybe that's men I'm thinking of! ;)

Men, dogs, what's the difference?!

Sassy
01-23-2007, 06:42 PM
I love dogs when they are all lovey and cuddly...but, sometimes they just piss me off! OH...wait...maybe that's men I'm thinking of! ;)

That works! LOL!

alkemical
01-23-2007, 06:42 PM
Watch it missy

Sassy
01-23-2007, 06:44 PM
Watch it missy

:devil: what? :wiggle:

smalltowngrll
01-23-2007, 06:49 PM
Men, dogs, what's the difference?!

Hmm....

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
...and my favorite....give 'em what they want and they are happy campers!

smalltowngrll
01-23-2007, 06:50 PM
In all seriousness, though...I'd much rather have a man than a dog! :) All the fun, none of the responsibility! ;D

Sassy
01-23-2007, 06:51 PM
In all seriousness, though...I'd much rather have a man than a dog! :) All the fun, none of the responsibility! ;D

Great point! LOL! Of course, some men turn out to be irresponsible!

alkemical
01-23-2007, 07:05 PM
Just cuz you can't piss standing up, don't take it out on me.

Sassy
01-23-2007, 07:12 PM
Just cuz you can't piss standing up, don't take it out on me.

I have NO problem not being able to do that! LOL!

Meck77
01-23-2007, 10:12 PM
I was digging thru some old tailgate threads and came across this pic from the NE playoff game last year. Wonder if this pic has any SB implications?

Dagmar
01-23-2007, 10:36 PM
http://www.powernet.co.za/demeynier/pic/strange_cosmos/strange_cosmos_05.jpg

Arkansas Bronco
01-23-2007, 11:07 PM
I was digging thru some old tailgate threads and came across this pic from the NE playoff game last year. Wonder if this pic has any SB implications?

Dont know but what we are doing to that poor pat's lobster just aint right.

Sassy
01-23-2007, 11:08 PM
I was digging thru some old tailgate threads and came across this pic from the NE playoff game last year. Wonder if this pic has any SB implications?

OK...weird!

smalltowngrll
01-23-2007, 11:25 PM
hahaahaha ....and to remember the conversation that was going on at that very moment! Too funny!!

Sassy
01-23-2007, 11:36 PM
Which was? For those of us not there...

Dagmar
01-24-2007, 12:03 AM
Greatest card trick ever!

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Dagmar
01-24-2007, 12:43 AM
http://www.bunny-rabbits.com/big-bunny.jpg

Sassy
01-24-2007, 12:44 AM
That's about as big as the dog I'm dealing with for the next week!

Arkansas Bronco
01-24-2007, 12:48 AM
I wonder what kind of steaks I could make out of a 75lb rabbit.

24champ
01-24-2007, 01:38 AM
I wonder what kind of steaks I could make out of a 75lb rabbit.

ask Hotrod.;D

elsid13
01-24-2007, 06:49 AM
ask Hotrod.;D

"Ve berry quite, he hunting Wabbit"

gunns
01-24-2007, 09:36 AM
In all seriousness, though...I'd much rather have a man than a dog! :) All the fun, none of the responsibility! ;D

I say just the reverse. Hell, you can always buy batteries! :giggle:

Sassy
01-24-2007, 09:47 AM
I say just the reverse. Hell, you can always buy batteries! :giggle:

Ha!

Sassy
01-24-2007, 11:03 AM
Ahhh...peace and a latte...

alkemical
01-24-2007, 11:09 AM
You know i was dating a woman for a while, and she said that if a man knows how to do things right, it replaces any "toy".

She still calls me once a month after we broke up, I wonder whta's up with that.....

Arkansas Bronco
01-24-2007, 11:11 AM
You know i was dating a woman for a while, and she said that if a man knows how to do things right, it replaces any "toy".

She still calls me once a month after we broke up, I wonder whta's up with that.....

Batteries died and she was to lazy to go to the store. ;D

alkemical
01-24-2007, 11:18 AM
Batteries died and she was to lazy to go to the store. ;D


That's my guess as well. I somehow always tell her when i run into my phone died....

Sassy
01-24-2007, 11:19 AM
Batteries died and she was to lazy to go to the store. ;D

Ha! love the humor in this thread...;)

smalltowngrll
01-24-2007, 01:00 PM
I say just the reverse. Hell, you can always buy batteries! :giggle:

ROFL!

Master___Pain
01-24-2007, 01:46 PM
Dagmar..keep the cool stuff coming!

Master___Pain
01-24-2007, 02:01 PM
I love my bride to be....why you may ask? First and foremost, our wedding theme is "fun" and she's determined not to sweat the small stuff. Any way, I thought it would be funny to have my bestmen introduced ala the Chicago Bulls complete with that theme music (Sirius from the Alan Parsons Project) and lights down low. "a 6 foot guard, From the University of Colorado, Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Becker!!" She said that this would be just fine by her, I'm loving it!!

freak6
01-24-2007, 02:41 PM
"a 6 foot guard, From the University of Colorado, Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Becker!!" She said that this would be just fine by her, I'm loving it!!

"Walk away, you still have time"

"There's my wife, see her there, smiling, always judging"

"So now your going to have one _____ the rest of your life, way to work it though"

"!!! DONT DO IT AAACH AHCC"

Master___Pain
01-24-2007, 02:46 PM
"Walk away, you still have time"

"There's my wife, see her there, smiling, always judging"

"So now your going to have one _____ the rest of your life, way to work it though"

"!!! DONT DO IT AAACH AHCC"

LOL

Meck77
01-24-2007, 08:18 PM
So I was thinking about going to a movie. Haven't been to the theater in atleast a year. Here are my choices.

Any recommendations? This is all I have to choose from. The only title I even recognize is Letters from Iwo Jima. I haven't even heard of the others....

Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 1hr 43min 5:10
Blood Diamond (R) 2hrs 18min 7:30
Hitcher, The (R) 1hr 30min 5:00, 7:45
Letters From Iwo Jima (R) 2hrs 21min 4:40, 7:45 !
Night at the Museum (PG) 1hr 48min 4:30, 7:15
Pursuit of Happyness, The (PG-13) 1hr 56min 4:30, 7:20
Stomp the Yard (PG-13) 1hr 55min 4:50

Billy Clyde Puckett
01-24-2007, 08:27 PM
So I was thinking about going to a movie. Haven't been to the theater in atleast a year. Here are my choices.

Any recommendations? This is all I have to choose from. The only title I even recognize is Letters from Iwo Jima. I haven't even heard of the others....

Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 1hr 43min 5:10
Blood Diamond (R) 2hrs 18min 7:30
Hitcher, The (R) 1hr 30min 5:00, 7:45
Letters From Iwo Jima (R) 2hrs 21min 4:40, 7:45 !
Night at the Museum (PG) 1hr 48min 4:30, 7:15
Pursuit of Happyness, The (PG-13) 1hr 56min 4:30, 7:20
Stomp the Yard (PG-13) 1hr 55min 4:50

Night at the Museum is a decent funny movie - not great, but good.

I want to see Blood Diamond, but will probably wait till video comes out.

I want to see Letters from Iwo Jima because I am a collector of books, movies, etc about the WWII Pacific War. I won't enjoy the blood and guts, but I am very interested in the perspective. Will probably sneak out some afternoon to see it by myself.

Master___Pain
01-24-2007, 08:41 PM
So I was thinking about going to a movie. Haven't been to the theater in atleast a year. Here are my choices.

Any recommendations? This is all I have to choose from. The only title I even recognize is Letters from Iwo Jima. I haven't even heard of the others....

Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 1hr 43min 5:10
Blood Diamond (R) 2hrs 18min 7:30
Hitcher, The (R) 1hr 30min 5:00, 7:45
Letters From Iwo Jima (R) 2hrs 21min 4:40, 7:45 !
Night at the Museum (PG) 1hr 48min 4:30, 7:15
Pursuit of Happyness, The (PG-13) 1hr 56min 4:30, 7:20
Stomp the Yard (PG-13) 1hr 55min 4:50

I enjoyed both Blood Diamond and The Pursuit of Happyness, definitely on the opposite end of the spectrum but both good movies. I have not seen any of the others.

ksBRONCOfan
01-24-2007, 11:37 PM
Dagmar...keep it coming...

ak1971
01-25-2007, 12:20 AM
Blood Diamond was pretty good..although a bit leftist for me

Mtbrncofn
01-25-2007, 12:35 AM
I love my bride to be....why you may ask? First and foremost, our wedding theme is "fun" and she's determined not to sweat the small stuff. Any way, I thought it would be funny to have my bestmen introduced ala the Chicago Bulls complete with that theme music (Sirius from the Alan Parsons Project) and lights down low. "a 6 foot guard, From the University of Colorado, Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Becker!!" She said that this would be just fine by her, I'm loving it!!


That's great, MP. Unique is always cool at a wedding. You wouldn't find too many gals that would let that fly. :)

24champ
01-25-2007, 12:40 AM
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an
attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded
With "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I
gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world -
cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Buttitz," I replied.

ROFL!

24champ
01-25-2007, 12:56 AM
:approve: FOR AK-

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness.
You're able to function relatively well.
However, you are still parched. You
Can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way.
For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss.
You may look okay, but you have the mental
Capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
Chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut,
Which is still tossing around the fruity pancake
From the 3:00 A.M. Waffle House excursion.
There is some definite havoc being wreaked
Upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels like s***. You are
Definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks
By you gag because her perfume reminds you of
The flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
Dared you to drink. Life would be better right now
If you were home in your bed watching Friends
Reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of
Water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you
Haven't pissed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak
Too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has
Already lambasted you for being late and has given
You a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
Clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only
Shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it
Looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
Bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein,
And even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in
perpetual spasm, and the first of about five s***s you
take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone
who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
Actually annoying the employee who sits in the next
Cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and
Making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in
The corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in
An attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest
idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your
Bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a
Fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with
a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this
'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your
ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Jason in LA
01-25-2007, 01:44 AM
I love my bride to be....why you may ask? First and foremost, our wedding theme is "fun" and she's determined not to sweat the small stuff. Any way, I thought it would be funny to have my bestmen introduced ala the Chicago Bulls complete with that theme music (Sirius from the Alan Parsons Project) and lights down low. "a 6 foot guard, From the University of Colorado, Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Becker!!" She said that this would be just fine by her, I'm loving it!!

You have to put that on youtube...so we can all laugh at you. ;D

BroncoInferno
01-25-2007, 01:50 AM
I enjoyed both Blood Diamond and The Pursuit of Happyness, definitely on the opposite end of the spectrum but both good movies. I have not seen any of the others.

Eh, Blood Diamond had good thiller potential but was too preachy, and The Pursuit of Happyness was just too plain corny. Projectile vomiting was in order after viewing Smith and his cutey patooty son hamming it up. Too damned predictable.

24champ
01-25-2007, 01:56 AM
wow...would you do this?:crazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywMzm_8otec&eurl=

Odysseus
01-25-2007, 04:00 AM
I am back in Iraq.

Male Friend: Why did'nt we get a chance to hook up?

Tiger: I've been in the sand awhile and this chic wanted to hit me up with a hot oil massage and some serious "bring some food, lock the door, all day, all night booty call action with the satisfaction guarantee.

MF: Didn't you have time to just make a phone call or anything?

Tiger: I was looking for the phone dude but I couldn't find it anywhere in the bed, the hot tub, the kitchen table, a sofa out back of her yard or even in the forest near her house. I looked everywhere!

MF: *SIGH*

Tiger: I'll make sure to check in with you next time I am in town...in a year.... or so. I think. You are right. I should have checked in the car on the way to the airport or inside her bed one more time. I have a video of me looking. Want to see?


LESSON learned:
1. Payphones do not exist. Get a cell phone or die.
2. Traffic in Denver has gone insane. It takes an hour to go to the corner grocery store.
3. Even the most understanding friends still want to see you even if you are temporarily insane with good cause.
4. Don't tell anyone you in town if you are happily trapped in a blizzard and having a great time. The word travels fast.
5. Just because you make a list and do everything on it doesn't mean you didn't forget something or dropped the ball.
6. Forget the MF and get what you came for.
7. Never post pseudo provocative stuff online. People will get the wrong idea about you. Wait! I really don't give a crap. Cool! Laugh on!

freak6
01-25-2007, 01:26 PM
So I was thinking about going to a movie. Haven't been to the theater in atleast a year. Here are my choices.

Any recommendations? This is all I have to choose from.

Pan's Labrynth

alkemical
01-25-2007, 02:55 PM
Pan's Labrynth

I so want to see that one.

Pick Six
01-25-2007, 03:01 PM
Night at the Museum is a very funny movie. I think Arthur and the Invisibles is geared towards kids. Blood Diamond is definitely on my list of movies to see...

freak6
01-25-2007, 03:09 PM
I so want to see that one.

I really liked the ending. It's a movie that had to sink in for a day for me to really like it, because on it's head it's kind of a downer.

alkemical
01-25-2007, 03:14 PM
I really liked the ending. It's a movie that had to sink in for a day for me to really like it, because on it's head it's kind of a downer.

Hmm, maybe i'll scope it out this week.

freak6
01-25-2007, 05:42 PM
Breast implants.

Yay or YAAAY!!!!

???

Sassy
01-25-2007, 07:34 PM
What a bore...they just showed an INDY BUS on our local news that this guy fixed up for the Superbowl...NOT EVEN CLOSE to being as nice as Orange Force One! It's a sloppy paintjob on the outside with one flat screen thrown in...the inside isn't even decordated and the news crew was saying how nice it was. I should send them a pic! Show them what a real tailgate bus looks like! LOL!

Blueflame
01-25-2007, 08:09 PM
What a bore...they just showed an INDY BUS on our local news that this guy fixed up for the Superbowl...NOT EVEN CLOSE to being as nice as Orange Force One! It's a sloppy paintjob on the outside with one flat screen thrown in...the inside isn't even decordated and the news crew was saying how nice it was. I should send them a pic! Show them what a real tailgate bus looks like! LOL!

Heh... that or send 'em a link to OF1's webpage. ;)

Dagmar
01-25-2007, 11:39 PM
DS Playing Cat

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/01/nyatendocat.jpg

Dagmar
01-25-2007, 11:42 PM
It's national rabbit week!!!

http://www.nationalrabbitweek.co.uk/

http://www.jackventura.com/wordpress/wp-content/rabbit_w_cookie.jpg

Dagmar
01-25-2007, 11:58 PM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/Pua6qZ.jpeg

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:01 AM
I warn you, there is a bunch coming.

I'm here all night folks!

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:02 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/TLbux4.jpeg

ksBRONCOfan
01-26-2007, 12:05 AM
It's national rabbit week!!!

http://www.nationalrabbitweek.co.uk/

http://www.jackventura.com/wordpress/wp-content/rabbit_w_cookie.jpg

My wife is a rabbit killer. We've tried to have four rabbits and she has killed them all.

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:05 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/SFoMC9.jpeg

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:09 AM
My wife is a rabbit killer. We've tried to have four rabbits and she has killed them all.

Our two rabbits killed a wee prize poodle when they escaped. Sniffles and snuffles were baddasses. We did feel bad though.

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:11 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/p6PHP0.jpeg

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:12 AM
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/deNPl5.jpeg

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:18 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:22 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:22 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:24 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:24 AM
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ksBRONCOfan
01-26-2007, 12:25 AM
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ludo21
01-26-2007, 12:25 AM
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Ha!

That one is funny...

smalltowngrll
01-26-2007, 12:25 AM
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LOL

Yeah, I'm a little slow and tired tonight and had to stare at that for a minute to figure it out!

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:26 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:26 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:27 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:28 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:29 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:30 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:30 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:31 AM
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ksBRONCOfan
01-26-2007, 12:35 AM
Pace yourself, you've got all off-season to keep this thing going.

http://www.sanjuanislander.com/images/events/marthon/2006/DSC_0230.jpg

Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:37 AM
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Dagmar
01-26-2007, 12:39 AM
Pace yourself, you've got all off-season to keep this thing going.

http://www.sanjuanislander.com/images/events/marthon/2006/DSC_0230.jpg

I have a never ending supply...stupid people + the internet!