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RhymesayersDU
12-29-2006, 06:42 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6313268

Some excerpts:

"Houston Texans? That's a real creative name. Why don't they call themselves the Obvioustown Obviousers? As you can tell, I'm drunk right now. Go with Houston."

"I don't trust the Panthers. Are they from North Carolina or South Carolina? Pick a Carolina, jerks, and make an honest state of her! Take sweet, sensible New Orleans."

"I've thrown up in both cities, and I've gotta say Philly tasted a little better on the way out. Take the Eagles."

Paladin
12-29-2006, 07:18 PM
Aside from the somewhat retarded humoresque sloberings, the rest of the stuff is nonsense to the extreme. I have yet to discover what anyong sees in the Simpsons. "Risque Simpletons on Display" demonstrating redneck logic and birdbrain mutterings - or is that birdbarin logic and redneck mutterings? - do not compel great advances in American Literature or American Pop Art. That stuff can rot your brains......


Stupid picks.

scorpio
12-29-2006, 09:09 PM
Aside from the somewhat retarded humoresque sloberings, the rest of the stuff is nonsense to the extreme. I have yet to discover what anyong sees in the Simpsons. "Risque Simpletons on Display" demonstrating redneck logic and birdbrain mutterings - or is that birdbarin logic and redneck mutterings? - do not compel great advances in American Literature or American Pop Art. That stuff can rot your brains......


You'll really love Family Guy then

FantomForce
12-29-2006, 09:55 PM
Damn omlettes always throw Homer for a loop!

missingnumber7
12-29-2006, 10:36 PM
I don't understand why people sit and rip on people for watching things like the simpsons. I don't sit and rip on people who watch reality shows which have clogged my television and are the stupidest things I have ever watched.

Dagmar
12-29-2006, 10:55 PM
I don't understand why people sit and rip on people for watching things like the simpsons. I don't sit and rip on people who watch reality shows which have clogged my television and are the stupidest things I have ever watched.
I think you just did!

Tredici
12-29-2006, 11:36 PM
I don't understand why people sit and rip on people for watching things like the simpsons. I don't sit and rip on people who watch reality shows which have clogged my television and are the stupidest things I have ever watched.

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RhymesayersDU
12-30-2006, 01:56 PM
Aside from the somewhat retarded humoresque sloberings, the rest of the stuff is nonsense to the extreme. I have yet to discover what anyong sees in the Simpsons. "Risque Simpletons on Display" demonstrating redneck logic and birdbrain mutterings - or is that birdbarin logic and redneck mutterings? - do not compel great advances in American Literature or American Pop Art. That stuff can rot your brains......


Stupid picks.

Grow a sense of humor, kthx.

Paladin
12-30-2006, 02:08 PM
I don't understand why people sit and rip on people for watching things like the simpsons. I don't sit and rip on people who watch reality shows which have clogged my television and are the stupidest things I have ever watched.

Don't watch them, either.....