what would you give to certain athletes for christmas?

[OrangeShadow]

Id give:

1. The bengals a handfull of get out of jail cards(for use AFTER this week)
2. Michael vick some WRs who can catch
3. Jim Mora jr. a muzzle
4.Coyer a dominant defensive line
5. Dungy, a real defense
6. Bill Parcels a years supply of earplugs
7. Paul pierce a publicist

all i got right now

what would you give some athletes for christmas?

[brncs_fan]

Jay Cutler: 3 years playing experience

[Spider]

Merriman = Wizinator ........... Pesky Roid problem goes away ;D

[OrangeShadow]

oh id get igor olshansky a
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/waaaambulance-23284.jpg

[Florida_Bronco]

2. Michael vick some WRs who can catch

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/98/0822534398.jpg

[spdirty]

Marty-10 year extension to stay in Sandy Eggo

Peyton-a choice between a shltload of money and a bunch of passing records, or a ring or 2...oh wait, he already made that decision.

Isaiah Thomas-A 10 year contract to be GM and President of player personnel for the Colts.

Matt Millen-A 10 year contract to be GM and President of player personnel for the Chargers.

Ladanian Tomlinson-A 10 year contract to play for the Lions.

John Elway-5 billion more $$$ so he can buy the Broncos. Nothin against Pat, I just think it'd be super cool if Elway owned the Broncos.

Rod Smith-the fountain of youth or an automatic Hall of Fame induction.

Randy Gradishar, Floyd Little, Terrell Davis, Gary Zimmerman, Steve Atwater, Dennis Smith-HOF induction

thats all I could think about right now.

[Taco John]

I'd get Jay Cutler a fresh set of attachments for his Flowbee.

http://infomercialratings.com/flowbee.jpg

[spdirty]

Well, not like you'd have to GIVE Jay Cutler anything, but he will TAKE 20 rings in 20 years of playing football until he retires because he ran out of jewelry for his fingers and toes.

[MajikMan7]

I would give michael irvin a life time supply of cocain

I would give sean saulsbury the starting qb job for the chiefs, for the next 5 years

I would induct Don Majkowski into the Pro Football Hall of Fame

I would give Barry Bonds the fountain of youth, and a life time supply of roids that are undetectable to all testing

I would give Rob Van Dam a termination of his wwe contract and give him a contract to tna

I would give Ladanian a torn acl in both knees

I would give mike vick a life time supply of weed for him and marcus to smoke

I would give Larry Johnson a hot lil underage girl to impregnate

I would give John Rocker the closers job for the Yankees for the next 20 years

[brncs_fan]

I would give michael irvin a life time supply of cocain

I would give sean saulsbury the starting qb job for the chiefs, for the next 5 years

I would induct Don Majkowski into the Pro Football Hall of Fame

I would give Barry Bonds the fountain of youth, and a life time supply of roids that are undetectable to all testing

I would give Rob Van Dam a termination of his wwe contract and give him a contract to tna

I would give Ladanian a torn acl in both knees

I would give mike vick a life time supply of weed for him and marcus to smoke

I would give Larry Johnson a hot lil underage girl to impregnate

I would give John Rocker the closers job for the Yankees for the next 20 years

Way to spread around that Christmas spirit. Wishing people injury, drug dependency, and a statutory rape conviction while supporting steroid use in professional sports.

That's awsome.

[SureShot]

I'd get Jay Cutler a fresh set of attachments for his Flowbee.

http://infomercialratings.com/flowbee.jpg

ROFL!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Short list:

http://chiefs.scout.com/2/603432.html

[SureShot]

Short list:

http://chiefs.scout.com/2/603432.html

Grip-Rite?

So much for a top 5 AFC CB, eh boob?

[Jens1893]

Darrent Williams - a kick up his butt

[DivineLegion]

for the Broncos...

Jay Cutler: a hair cut
Rod Smith: the fountain of youth
Javon Walker: a pair of socks
Mike Bell: a TD film study
Tatum Bell: 10 more pounds of muscle
Fullback: a new one
The O-line: a pair of new tackles
The D-Line: a new one
Al Wilson: a how to wrap up when you tackle tutorial video
Ian Gold: a piece of Willy Wonka chocolate from his home factory
DJ Williams: a mess with the best die like the rest t-shirt
Champ Bailey: anything he wanted
Darrent Williams: some aloe burn medication
Foxworth: some aloe burn medication
Curome Cox: alittle bit more playing time
John Lynch: a million dollars to pay his fines for being a true football player
Nick Furgeson: 2 inches on his vertical
Paul Ernster: a howitzwer leg cannon
Jason Elam: a little respect
Tony Scheffler: Jay Cutler
Brandon Marshel: More looks
Denver special teams: A new return man, new coverage team, and coach
Mike Shanahan: A superbowl ring with Jay Cutler at QB in 06'
Larry Coyer: A pass rush
Bobby Turner: A perminent Job, and a large pay raise

I think that will do it...

[MajikMan7]

Way to spread around that Christmas spirit. Wishing people injury, drug dependency, and a statutory rape conviction while supporting steroid use in professional sports.

That's awsome.

Are you kidding me!?!?! ESPN and all the other liberal media stations, thrive on stories like these. They would eat it up. There's no such thing as bad publicity, as long as you are getting your name out there its all good.

[MajikMan7]

CONTINUED!!

I would give Keyshawn the damn ball

I would name Kellen Winslow II the secretary of defense, because he is a ****ing soldier, and the united states as a country need that kind of swager

I would give TO a restructed contract since he's played so great, he deserves a raise

I would give Jay Cutler I real WR to throw to like Tim Brown

[RhymesayersDU]

I would give Ron Dayne some of my man juice. That's really more a gift for me, but I think he'd like it too.

Jesus you're gay.

[MajikMan7]

Jesus you're gay.

Hell with the way dayne has been playing lately, he deserves it. BTW im conservative, I don't approve of homosexuals.

[gunns]

for the Broncos...

Jay Cutler: a hair cut
Rod Smith: the fountain of youth
Javon Walker: a pair of socks
Mike Bell: a TD film study
Tatum Bell: 10 more pounds of muscle
Fullback: a new one
The O-line: a pair of new tackles
The D-Line: a new one
Al Wilson: a how to wrap up when you tackle tutorial video
Ian Gold: a piece of Willy Wonka chocolate from his home factory
DJ Williams: a mess with the best die like the rest t-shirt
Champ Bailey: anything he wanted
Darrent Williams: some aloe burn medication
Foxworth: some aloe burn medication
Curome Cox: alittle bit more playing time
John Lynch: a million dollars to pay his fines for being a true football player
Nick Furgeson: 2 inches on his vertical
Paul Ernster: a howitzwer leg cannon
Jason Elam: a little respect
Tony Scheffler: Jay Cutler
Brandon Marshel: More looks
Denver special teams: A new return man, new coverage team, and coach
Mike Shanahan: A superbowl ring with Jay Cutler at QB in 06'
Larry Coyer: A pass rush
Bobby Turner: A perminent Job, and a large pay raise

I think that will do it...

Very, very good list, you are most generous. Might I add:

Jay Cutler: A day with Elway to learn the unteachable things and "something else" to do with that hair.

The O-line: a pair of new tackles and a new coach.

Larry Coyer: A pass rush, the best safety in the land....and if that doesn't work, a new job.

John Elway: a position with the Broncos.

[Taco John]

Hell with the way dayne has been playing lately, he deserves it. BTW im conservative, I don't approve of homosexuals.



You're about as conservative as a gay pride parade running through a Berkley hemp commune on buy one soy cake get one free day.

[Kaylore]

Darrent Williams - a kick up his butt

Oh, come on.

He gets that every week.;D