Cards Haiku/Limerick (and whatever mock does) thread

[ØrangeÇrush]

Cutler and Leinart
Forever linked by they draft
Cutler wins Round One!

[ØrangeÇrush]

Here we start the drive
a blowout in the desert
45-18

[BMF Bronco]

We'll be at the game
OM Crew representing
Broncos by thirty!

[Victor]

Hey, Arizona
How will you stop Jay Cutler?
The Baseline killer?


I love Denny Green
"They were who we thought they were"
Podium beware


I thought I knew hot
Then I visited Phoenix
My hair caught on fire

[RhymesayersDU]

I want to take this sign to the game:

Hey Cardinals
Take Back
The Snake Please!

It would probably get me on TV.

[BMF Bronco]

I want to take this sign to the game:

Hey Cardinals
Take Back
The Snake Please!

It would probably get me on TV.

are you going?!

[RhymesayersDU]

Yeah I am! (Pretty darn excited too, this week can't end fast enough)

[BMF Bronco]

sweet! are you tailgating with us?

[That One Guy]

I want to take this sign to the game:

Hey Cardinals
Take Back
The Snake Please!

It would probably get me on TV.

That would be horrible and freaking awesome at the same time. :rofl:

[loborugger]

There once was a team that moved to Arizona
That spent 50 years choking on NFL bologna
They sent up the snake
and now hes a fake
So lets send him back to that state with Sedona

[Dr. Broncenstein]

For the love of God
Please have Meadows healed up so
Foster rides the pine...

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Darrent versus Fitz
or Bolden... and then Leinart
has all day to throw.

[SportinOne]

stuck on ship again
is game on local tv?
checking the listings...

tvguide.com
always been a friend of mine
location reset

just who in the hell
looks up listings for texas
when they're in so Cal.

no time for this stuff
checking out gribble nation
google a friend too.

coverage maps rule
cbs single header?
well, this can't be good.

I'm getting the game!!
i'm freaking getting the game!!!
no HD, but still.