Goodby

[watermock]

I have had my fill for awhile. I'm done. The stupidity has become unbearable to me.

Later.

[Bronx33]

See ya tomorrow!

[isis]

do us all a favor and never come back

[24champ]

See ya tomorrow!

Whats the spread for when Mock posts again? We need to get vbookie running again...

[isis]

well, he thinks it's 6 a.m. now so I'd say there's a pretty good chance he's going to pass out drunk for a couple hours, look outside, see the darkness and think that he slept through the whole day and be right back on here.

[theAPAOps5]

See you when you get back from the liquor store!!!!!!

[-Slap-]

Whats the spread for when Mock posts again? We need to get vbookie running again...

Its 4:20 PM out here in Vegas.

I'm setting the over/under at 15 minutes.

[24champ]

Its 4:20 PM out here in Vegas.

I'm setting the over/under at 15 minutes.

I say over 15 minutes...probably within the hour.

[Atlas]

What the hell brought this on???


I like Mock.

[Killericon]

The stupidity has become unbearable to me.

Quoted for Irony.

[Bronx33]

What the hell brought this on???


I like Mock.


Booze and this thread....

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=50589

[Taco John]

It's not even Christmas yet.

[Taco John]

What the hell brought this on???


I like Mock.

I'll tell you.

He made a brainless remark about poor BroncoFanCam completely guessing that he took his own life. I gave him negative rep saying "That was a stupid thing to say." Which is was. He shot back some stupid ass brainless defense of his thoughtless post, and I responded that it's never appropriate to speculate about such things if you don't know them to be fact. He sent a huffy post saying "Glad to know I was wrong." Then started this thread.

My response to him: "Oh, I know that you don't accept that you were wrong. Somewhere in your head you think you were just telling the righteous truth. In reality, you are just guessing, and in the process trampling on the grave of a dead kid for no good reason except for foolish pride."

Don't let the door hit your dumb ass on the way out, Mock. I liked your contributions when talking Broncos. But some of the other stuff got real old.

[Spider]

what happen to Broncofancam ?

[Bronx33]

what happen to Broncofancam ?


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=50544

[SprintRightOption]

I thought it was pretty funny that he couldn't even spell goodbye or good bye right.

Too bad there wasn't a "your all idiots" or " you dimwits" thrown in like 95% of his posts.

Things are looking up!

[Taco John]

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=50544

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Mock Rules

[Bronx33]

Mock Rules


Funny thing is mock is (you) 20 years from now.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Funny thing is mock is (you) 20 years from now.

STFU

[Bronx33]

STFU


Do you own a cat?

[theAPAOps5]

Yeah mock says stuid crap but he is like an enigma. He can't leave. I know there is more greatness the likes of his run in with the bull in the railroad tie corral. My wife and I cried laughing at the randomness of that beauty.

[OrangeShadow]

Funny thing is mock is (you) 20 years from now.

i was going to say 2-3 years tops :rofl:

[Sodak]

Wow. Just wow...

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Mock is an institution in need of an institution. I dig him...

[Rock Chalk]

I have had my fill for awhile. I'm done. The stupidity has become unbearable to me.

Later.

Good riddance.

Though I suspect it will only be for an hour or two.

[Bronco LB 59]

Good riddance.

Though I suspect it will only be for an hour or two.

Mock was viewing this thread just ten minutes ago.

[Rock Chalk]

do us all a favor and never come back

See even lurkers hate your ass Mock.

[Atlas]

I'll tell you.

He made a brainless remark about poor BroncoFanCam completely guessing that he took his own life. I gave him negative rep saying "That was a stupid thing to say." Which is was. He shot back some stupid ass brainless defense of his thoughtless post, and I responded that it's never appropriate to speculate about such things if you don't know them to be fact. He sent a huffy post saying "Glad to know I was wrong." Then started this thread.

My response to him: "Oh, I know that you don't accept that you were wrong. Somewhere in your head you think you were just telling the righteous truth. In reality, you are just guessing, and in the process trampling on the grave of a dead kid for no good reason except for foolish pride."

Don't let the door hit your dumb ass on the way out, Mock. I liked your contributions when talking Broncos. But some of the other stuff got real old.

I saw the BroncoFanCam RIP thread and I almost posted that I didn't know that the orangemane had a fan cam but I'm not sorry that it died.

I'm glad I didn'tdo that now.

[elsid13]

Does this mean I have to strike him as the O'MAN offensive Coordinator???

[Rock Chalk]

How in the hell does Mocks pastor thread get moved? That thread really started to pick up steam!

[Clockwork Orange]

You'll be back after you guzzle another couple of bottles of liquid courage.

You've become mighty sensitive for someone who can't go two posts without calling someone a dimwit or telling them to STFU.

[Taco John]

You'll be back after you guzzle another couple of bottles of liquid courage.

You've become mighty sensitive for someone who can't go two posts without calling someone a dimwit or telling them to STFU.



Mock is living proof that you get what you give out of this board...

[Atlas]

I'll tell you.

He made a brainless remark about poor BroncoFanCam completely guessing that he took his own life. I gave him negative rep saying "That was a stupid thing to say." Which is was. He shot back some stupid ass brainless defense of his thoughtless post, and I responded that it's never appropriate to speculate about such things if you don't know them to be fact. He sent a huffy post saying "Glad to know I was wrong." Then started this thread.

.

I read Mock saying he thought it might have been suicide. That was kind of harsh to read BUT, I was thinking the exact same thing when I read everything.

Neg reps are made to be used, in fact people don't use them enough. To me any time you see a post that you hate you should negative rep someone. If Mock left over this well, I guess more power to him, but he is wrong.

[-Slap-]

Friends, Maneans, cybertrolls, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Mock, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Taco says he was ambitious;
And Taco is an honourable man.

When that the poor have cried, Mock hath wept;
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

But yesterday the word of Mock might
Have stood against the world; now lies he there,
And none so poor to do him reverence.

This was the most unkindest cut of all;
For when the noble Mock saw him stab,
Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms,
Quite vanquished him: then burst his mighty heart;
And, in his mantle muffling up his face,
Even at the base of Pompey's statua,
Which all the while ran blood, great Mock fell.
O! what a fall was there, my countrymen;
Then I, and you, and all of us fell down,
Whilst bloody treason flourished over us.
O! now you weep, and I perceive you feel
The dint of pity; these are gracious drops.

[Dr.5280]

Possibly Shakesmear me thinks.

[elsid13]

Maybe Mock has taken himself to a nunnery

[Dr.5280]

I now have over 100 posts. It only took four years. Hotdamn!!

[Bronx33]

Maybe Mock has taken himself to a nunnery


I don't think they allow cats or cases of whiskey.

[Bronx33]

I now have over 100 posts. It only took four years. Hotdamn!!


You may now start a thread...

[Mile High Mojoe]

Maybe now you can agree with some of the things I said the other night huh?

[-Slap-]

I now have over 100 posts. It only took four years. Hotdamn!!

Possibly someone with the commitment necessary to fill Mock's shoes.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Know? You dimwit. STFU

[24champ]

Maybe know you can agree with some of the things I said the other night huh?

If I recall correctly you were crying about how seniority/post counts run this place. This has nothing to do with what you said the other night.

[Clockwork Orange]

Possibly someone with the commitment necessary to fill Mock's shoes.

His training starts immediatly. Get him a case of MD 20/20 and subscriptions to Barely Legal & Cat Fancy.

[-Slap-]

Know? You dimwit. STFU

Your bring nothing to the table.

I wash my hand sfo you.

Yoj could beenb on top of it, nbit you chose to wallow in your own studity.

Congrtoins dimwit.

[Mile High Mojoe]

Know? You dimwit. STFUSorry I offended you with another bad mispelling. F*** you very much.

[Taco John]

Your bring nothing to the table.

I wash my hand sfo you.

Yoj could beenb on top of it, nbit you chose to wallow in your own studity.

Congrtoins dimwit.


Close, but no cigar, dimwit.

[-Slap-]

I know. It was clearly ersatz Mock.

Some posters imitate him much more adroitly.

[Mile High Mojoe]

If I recall correctly you were crying about how seniority/post counts run this place. This has nothing to do with what you said the other night.If it doesn't it sure the hell should.

[Taco John]

Sorry I offended you with another bad mispelling. **** you very much.



You see Mojoe... This is where having the experience that goes with a post count would do you some good. I've seen you react to a few of the more common cultural har-hars here in a very negative way, not understanding that someone is attempting to joke with you, rather than at you. Instead of playing back, you get offended and start pressing.

[Taco John]

I know. It was clearly ersatz Mock.

Some posters imitate him much more adroitly.



I hate you with a jealous passion for your ability to throw words like "erstaz" around at the drop of a dime.

[Florida_Bronco]

**** you very much.

I love that line, I really do. One of the best times I ever heard it used was Robert Duvall in Falling Down. Early in the day his captain told Duvall that he didn't like him because he never cussed. At the end of the day when Duvall kills Michael Douglas, the captain is giving his speech to the reports and brings Duvall over to do his song and dance for the cameras.

Duvalls response....

"Well **** you very much, captain"

Ha!

[Bronx33]

I hate you with a jealous passion for your ability to throw words like "erstaz" around at the drop of a dime.


His fancy big words piss me the **** off! LOL

[Mile High Mojoe]

You see Mojoe... This is where having the experience that goes with a post count would do you some good. I've seen you react to a few of the more common cultural har-hars here in a very negative way, not understanding that someone is attempting to joke with you, rather than at you. Instead of playing back, you get offended and start pressing.This guy has attacked me at every opportunity, to me he doesn't count. Read some of the post he's directed at me and you'll see.

[Mile High Mojoe]

I love that line, I really do. One of the best times I ever heard it used was Robert Duvall in Falling Down. Early in the day his captain told Duvall that he didn't like him because he never cussed. At the end of the day when Duvall kills Michael Douglas, the captain is giving his speech to the reports and brings Duvall over to do his song and dance for the cameras.

Duvalls response....

"Well **** you very much, captain"

Ha!I know that's were I stole it from. BTW I was a Cop too.

[elsid13]

I don't think they allow cats or cases of whiskey.

A nunnery in Shakespearean verses refers to a whore house. The line is stolen from Hamlet

[Bronx33]

A nunnery in Shakespearean verses refers to a whore house. The line is stolen from Hamlet


Silly me...

[elsid13]

Silly me...

Last time I checked they do allow cats and whiskey in that place for a price.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

A nunnery in Shakespearean verses refers to a whore house. The line is stolen from Hamlet


Arghahahghghahahgh!


TOO MANY SMART PEOPLE!!!

[Sodak]

My father told me about an experience he had as a kid. He took a cat and rubbed its ass with a wire brush, tied cans to its tail, then dumped turpentine on its ass. It ran forever... Awesome.

I love my dad.

[Florida_Bronco]

I know that's were I stole it from. BTW I was a Cop too.

That was a good movie. Also Richard Marchinko uses that line alot in his books.

I'm going into police academy in the spring, can't wait to get out there.

[Paladin]

What, I say, just what are we missing here? 61,000+ posts.

Probably 10,000 were relevant. That leaves 51,000 ETOH-fueled rants and drivel that usually ended up with fifteen posts of STFU and "your an idoiot dimwit." I shall ever remember the time I was threatened with reams of crapola that never came about. I think he dropped his bottle on that one, and fell into a slumber.

It is with awesome relief that I see the laugh-in that was Mock withdraw from these august pages. Mock could turn a phrase like a ballerina rising gracefully en Pointe and extending one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. There will be substitutes, but not an original STFU again.

**** you very much, Mock.

[Bronx33]

What, I say, just what are we missing here? 61,000+ posts.

Probably 10,000 were relevant. That leaves 51,000 ETOH-fueled rants and drivel that usually ended up with fifteen posts of STFU and "your an idoiot dimwit." I shall ever remember the time I was threatened with reams of crapola that never came about. I think he dropped his bottle on that one, and fell into a slumber.

It is with awesome relief that I see the laugh-in that was Mock withdraw from these august pages. Mock could turn a phrase like a ballerina rising gracefully en Pointe and extending one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. There will be substitutes, but not an original STFU again.

**** you very much, Mock.


Good god! you paint a pretty picture!

[baja]

I know that's were I stole it from. BTW I was a Cop too.

Steve,is that you?

[Bronx33]

Hey? wheres mock?

[24champ]

He is on a shopping spree Bronx.

http://www.canadagreyinn.ab.ca/liquorstoret.jpg

[baja]

My father told me about an experience he had as a kid. He took a cat and rubbed its ass with a wire brush, tied cans to its tail, then dumped turpentine on its ass. It ran forever... Awesome.

I love my dad.

If you think white men can't jump you should dip you dad's nuts in that turpentine.

[theAPAOps5]

If it doesn't it sure the hell should.

Buy a Vowel

[Sodak]

If you think white men can't jump you should dip you dad's nuts in that turpentine.


Who said he was white?

[Sodak]

I'll take over the cat posts from here on out guys. No worries, I got it.

[loborugger]

Arghahahghghahahgh!


TOO MANY SMART PEOPLE!!!

Unfortunately for you, you will always lower the bar, my friend.

[loborugger]

I know. It was clearly ersatz Mock.

Some posters imitate him much more adroitly.


If you EVER EVER EVER wanna pull of a believeable Mock, you need to quite using (or at least using and spelling correctly) words like adroitly.

Dimwit

[SprintRightOption]

I wonder if mock thought this thread he started would be filled with people begging him not to leave and reminiscing about him fondly instead of nearly everyone laughing at his ass on the way out the door? :rofl:

[loborugger]

Sooo... in classic Mockeese, did he misspell "Goodby", or was that a Mod having fun?

[baja]

Who said he was white?

Well what ever color he started out as after you soak his nuts in that turpentine he'll be white - poor cat!

[Bronx33]

Sooo... in classic Mockeese, did he misspell "Goodby", or was that a Mod having fun?


According to mock it was a bad keyboard.

[baja]

If Mock does leave this place will get just that much more boring.

[theAPAOps5]

I had a keyboard go bad once, bad news!

[epicSocialism4tw]

If Mock does leave this place will get just that much more boring.

Maybe you could eat peyote or something before posting.

That might pick up some of the slack. ;D

[baja]

Maybe you could eat peyote or something before posting.

That might pick up some of the slack. ;D

Na there is no substitute for alcohol, it shuts off the "Should I say that button".

[Rock Chalk]

Na there is no substitute for alcohol, it shuts off the "Should I say that button".

To be fair, so does peyote.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Na there is no substitute for alcohol, it shuts off the "Should I say that button".

Just ask Mel Gibson.

[baja]

To be fair, so does peyote.

Doesn't affect me that way.

[broncocalijohn]

TOO BAD THIS WAS MOVED! Once the stuppor wears off, we can look forward to him coming here and hijacking his own thread about his late dad's dislike of Hogs (when hogs was mentioned about Arkansas football team), racial rants on guys like dagmar, 5 posts in a row when all 5 could have been in one post, bad spelling that actually looked right from his blood shot eyes and the anger rants on absolutely meaningless points. He and his cat can do this all in 61K plus posts. Congrats loser. Cant wait for you to wipe the slober off your cheeck , pick yourself off the floor and stumble back to the computer to call me Idiot boy. You arent man enough to stay away.

[Sodak]

Well what ever color he started out as after you soak his nuts in that turpentine he'll be white - poor cat!

LOL!

[broncocalijohn]

I now have over 100 posts. It only took four years. Hotdamn!!

funny it takes you 4 years and Mock does that in one day. But hey, this post of yours makes more sense than most of Mocks. I olove when we can do a "Mockery" of the drunk. Bottoms up. I would say he, boob and alec are the most hated here. Add LABF but you guys wouldnt know who that is on the Broncos Central discussion thread.

[Dagmar]

I'll miss him...

wait...
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1256362&postcount=56

http://storms.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/woohoo.jpg

[Dagmar]

I would say he, boob and alec are the most hated here. Add LABF but you guys wouldnt know who that is on the Broncos Central discussion thread.

Alec's cool, he's just messin'.

[broncocalijohn]

ive only had a few run ins with him but i know many dont like his stick. As for you Dagmar, the threads you showed didnt work. Why dont you go back to Ireland, eat some haggis and get the hell out of here. STFU dimwit. You are redeculous. I hope one of those post was from a few months back when i first saw his hatred of immigrants. That was classic thread late at night. Think I got banned for a week on that one.

[theAPAOps5]

Mock I see you, You are back online.......

EDIT: He posted in another thread he was gone just under 5 hours.

[Dagmar]

Mock I see you, You are back online.......

EDIT: He posted in another thread he was gone just under 5 hours.

Hey guys, I'm off to the bathroom, wait while I start a thread to say goodbye!

(sorry, I mean "goodby")

[CBF1]

Earth shattering news.... How many times does this make the" I am taking my ball and going home" whine?

Personally I could care less

[Mile High Mojoe]

That was a good movie. Also Richard Marchinko uses that line alot in his books.

I'm going into police academy in the spring, can't wait to get out there.Good luck to you in the Academy. Be prepared to study and read, it's really more of a crash course in law school. To graduate in California you had to do 880 hours in the Academy and pass 43 tests, driving school, physical obstacle course, "RED MAN", shooting range and a ton of scenarios. Back then I could run a mile in 6 minutes not bad for a 44 year old guy competing against guys that were mainly in their early 20's too. I was the oldest graduate in my class. Still very proud of that. You'd never know by my spelling and grammer but I got a 98% on the P.O.S.T. final exam.

[DomCasual]

This guy has attacked me at every opportunity, to me he doesn't count. Read some of the post he's directed at me and you'll see.

Well, the way I see it is that if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use som fixin'.

[BroncoBuff]

Yo be read with the voice of the old "Untouchables" announcer:

"The correct asnwer IS - JUST UNDER FIVE HOURS! And the winner is ...BRONX33! His bet of 'tomorrow' was the closest to accurate. Those of you who under-estimated the steadfast resolve with which Mr. Watermock undertook his principled departure, we wish you BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!"

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1017/mockgoodbyewu2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TDmvp]

:O( im sorry now i feel at fault .... its was my thread he posted in after leaving ..

[Bronx33]

Next time mock just say goodbye until i get back.

[Nuggets4]

I have posted in this thread.

Oh, and anyone who doesn't think Alec is a badass is a fool.

[BroncoBuff]

I have posted in this thread.

Oh, and anyone who doesn't think Alec is a badass is a fool.

Right now, he's just another typist to me. That is, until he perfects his device. At that time, he will scare me. In fact, he'll be a powerfully scary badass then. Rich, too.

[azbroncfan]

He was only off to get a handle of popov. He just needed to make sure he didn't get too much blood in his alcohol content.

[Broncobiv]

He was only off to get a handle of popov. He just needed to make sure he didn't get too much blood in his alcohol content.
Actually, I think it was Wolfschmidt.

[theAPAOps5]

McCormicks Vodak is his choice, if he runs out and the liquor store is closed rubbing alcohol is a decent substitute. Not as strong but decent enough.

This is just fun I mean nothing serious about it.

[Tredici]

I have posted in this thread.

Oh, and anyone who doesn't think Alec is a badass is a fool.

Just because you did, I think I will. So basically... Mock said goodby for a few hours and noone cared.

Maybe noone just STF'dU and is sitting in the corner. I really don't think noone will come back until Mock does.

[baja]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1172901/

[Dagmar]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1172901/

:rofl:

[Mile High Shack]

damnit, where am I when threads like these get started
classic

[scorpio]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1172901/

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/28/282422.jpg
I'd Crown It!






.

[Meck77]

damnit, where am I when threads like these get started
classic

I missed it also. If mock were to go away the people that enjoy dumping on him would miss the hell out of him and they know it. That's already been proven a year or two ago when he was banned for awhile. This place became as bland as the "sorry ass offense that Jake was running when we were 5-0. I had to slip that in.

[Bronx33]

I missed it also. If mock were to go away the people that enjoy dumping on him would miss the hell out of him and they know it. That's already been proven a year or two ago when he was banned for awhile. This place became as bland as the "sorry ass offense that Jake was running when we were 5-0. I had to slip that in.


We should rename mock (timex) he takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.