RhymesayersDU
12-08-2006, 03:58 PM
I wish I had known about this series about 13 weeks ago. Each week, they have a member of The Simpsons make their picks. From Homer, to Lisa, to Groundskeeper Willie, everybody has chimed in.
Week 14 is Apu, everybody's favorite robbery victim.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6249256
I highly suggest reading this, as well as some older weeks. Marge has some funny lines.
Samples from Apu:
"Eli Manning was in my store once. He is very quick to take a penny, and very slow to leave one. Carolina."
"For God's sake, your country is filled with boring cities. Now, my friends, if Guwahati were playing Thiruvananthapuram, then I would have jokes galore. Take Guwahati, by which I mean Baltimore."
"New England's team is the Patriots. The Patriot Act was why my wife was thrown out of the country. So, hooray for New England!"
"San Diego has the Chargers. I hate chargers because I must pay three percent on every purchase they charge. Denver."
Week 14 is Apu, everybody's favorite robbery victim.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6249256
I highly suggest reading this, as well as some older weeks. Marge has some funny lines.
Samples from Apu:
"Eli Manning was in my store once. He is very quick to take a penny, and very slow to leave one. Carolina."
"For God's sake, your country is filled with boring cities. Now, my friends, if Guwahati were playing Thiruvananthapuram, then I would have jokes galore. Take Guwahati, by which I mean Baltimore."
"New England's team is the Patriots. The Patriot Act was why my wife was thrown out of the country. So, hooray for New England!"
"San Diego has the Chargers. I hate chargers because I must pay three percent on every purchase they charge. Denver."