guesss who the numbest maner is!!!!! [Archive] - The Orange Mane

-Slap-

12-08-2006, 08:37 AM

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i punched a wall as my soccer team lost in the last second...ive broke it and hope american airlines let me fly out on monday.

At your age, you should know better. Its been almost 20 years since I pulled that stunt.

:)

ksBRONCOfan

12-08-2006, 08:43 AM

At least your avatar is okay.

broncoblue

12-08-2006, 08:48 AM

i know i should no better but the night before i attacked the sofa when the seachikens won

fontaine

12-08-2006, 08:52 AM

I take responsibility for that one! I gave you the info on sopcast.com and since then the Broncos have been losing!

And I would have thought supporting Blackburn Rover FC would have gotten you used to suffering painfull loses!

Don't worry, Blackburn will go back to winning ways next season in the Championship when they get relegated no?
:~ohyah!:

clarkster

12-08-2006, 09:01 AM

during the 6-10 season, i lost more remotes than anything. every sunday was another one in the trash.

broncoblue

12-08-2006, 09:01 AM

:):')

-Slap-

12-08-2006, 09:04 AM

I haven't broken anything during a game since Montana threw that touchdown against us with five seconds left. My phone hit the front door at 70 miles per hour.

Orange_Beard

12-08-2006, 09:22 AM

Ouch. What team?

broncoblue

12-08-2006, 09:23 AM

blackburn rovers gods other team besides broncos

Jens1893

12-08-2006, 09:31 AM

blackburn rovers gods other team besides broncos

We´d wipe the floor with you ....

broncoblue

12-08-2006, 09:34 AM

hee hee

Arkansas Bronco

12-08-2006, 09:49 AM

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i punched a wall as my soccer team lost in the last second...ive broke it and hope american airlines let me fly out on monday.

Well I almost broke a knuckle sunday night after our loss. I was sitting in the bathroom smoking a cig (to damn cold to walk outside and in there I can turn the fan on), already been drinking a bit and I lost it and gave the toilet 3 good punches. My middle knuckle is still dark and sore as hell.

Arkansas Bronco

12-08-2006, 11:15 AM

blackburn rovers gods other team besides broncos

Not sharing this love with ya.

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
One man and his dog,
Went to mow a meadow........

Hotrod

12-08-2006, 11:18 AM

I have a fridge that has not talked back to me since 2002. Ha!

Sodak

12-08-2006, 12:00 PM

That is stupid. Next time, go punch a cow or something...

broncoblue

12-08-2006, 12:01 PM

i divorced her

watermock

12-08-2006, 12:11 PM

Beezer is impervious to my squeeky chair, screaming, cursing, banging the table and stomping.

Taco John

12-08-2006, 01:03 PM

Marraige fixed that one for me. I threw a shoe to the ground after a Griese interception, and it bounced up and nearly took out some family valuables. My wife shot me a look that immediately fixed the problem. Now rather than throw things, I seeth, and maybe do a little cussing.

watermock

12-08-2006, 01:10 PM

Ms. Taco:...you look like you need to take a time out with Zee...Ha! Hitch up the carriage and cool off.

Taco: "Excuse me but we are looking at a 4th and one with 3 minutes left trailing by 6...."

Rock Chalk

12-08-2006, 02:42 PM

I cant drink during football games. Even if I wasnt on probation. It gets ugly if we lose.

Sober, even when we lose, I keep my cool. I may do some mild cursing, but thats about it.

Los Broncos

12-08-2006, 02:49 PM

I cuss and throw **** alot, i almost threw the remote right threw my flat screen once.

LordHelmchen

12-08-2006, 02:53 PM

even though you are from Engerland..get well soon ;D

2KBack

12-08-2006, 04:03 PM

Anger Management people.

or get a heavy bag, that's what I do

Garcia Bronco

12-08-2006, 04:21 PM

At your age, you should know better. Its been almost 20 years since I pulled that stunt.

:)

They put a plate in your skull didn't they?

Clockwork Orange

12-08-2006, 04:23 PM

The last time I did anything like that, it was after a bull**** pass interference call late in the 4th quarter of a Broncos/Jets game that gave the Jets 1st & goal at the 1. I waited until I saw the replay and then jumped up and kicked in the little doors on the nightstand right next to my wife (then girlfriend) and I's bed.

The Broncos ultimately kept them out of the end zone and won the game. I had to listen to the old ball & chain chew me out and then had to go buy her a new nightstand. I changed my ways after that. Now I just yell a lot.

Broncobiv

12-08-2006, 04:26 PM

I try to keep it all verbal so I don't injure myself or something else.

Some nights the verbalizations are much more loud than others. But at least the only thing I've hurt is my throat!

listopencil

12-08-2006, 04:31 PM

Primal scream therapy. I've scared a few people with a noise that sounds like a wounded mama bear lamenting the imminent loss of her young. Makes me feel better, though.

epicSocialism4tw

12-08-2006, 04:38 PM

I vent on the orangemane.

Hotrod

12-08-2006, 04:45 PM

I vent on the orangemane.

Even after wins 8')

Hotrod

12-08-2006, 04:48 PM

Arkansas Bronco

12-08-2006, 04:53 PM

After the "fridge incident" back to me back in 2002 (which like I said its never dared to do again ;D) I've learned to just scream.

I broke a knuckle and Im still pretty sure the doctor gave me an eye roll when I tried to tell him I was working on my boat and a wrench slipped. He must have been watching the game also ;D

Ha! After one of the times I punch a wall or something my figure and knuckle was swolen up to about twice its normal size. At work people were asking what happened and I told them that the attic ladder fell and caught my fingure between them. They bought it. Ha!

Jens1893

12-08-2006, 04:56 PM

I thankfully only throw crown caps at the screen when things aren´t going the way I want them to. I´m more likely to hurt myself celebrating .....

epicSocialism4tw

12-08-2006, 05:02 PM

Even after wins 8')

Not me. I like winning.

Bronx33

12-08-2006, 05:12 PM

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i punched a wall as my soccer team lost in the last second...ive broke it and hope american airlines let me fly out on monday.

You need to keep foam bricks handy.

Bronx33

12-08-2006, 05:16 PM

Hotrod

12-08-2006, 05:25 PM

Not me. I like whinning.

;D

Just messing with ya

Boogerboots

12-08-2006, 05:40 PM

After the "fridge incident" back to me back in 2002 (which like I said its never dared to do again ;D) I've learned to just scream.

I broke a knuckle and Im still pretty sure the doctor gave me an eye roll when I tried to tell him I was working on my boat and a wrench slipped. He must have been watching the game also ;D

Same here Hotrod. I remember back in I believe 98 when the Broncos were 13-0 and eventually lost on the road to a pedesterian Giants squad, the fridge bore the brunt of my anger when I went to get another pint in the 4th quarter. I thought for sure we were going to sweep it that year.

But I guess winning the super bowl trumps a perfect season any day. Buck up BB you're not alone in playing punch out when your team loses. Hope you can make it across the pond.

Hotrod

12-08-2006, 05:41 PM

I just got a mental picture of you punching a fridge.......LOL remember the fridge is our friend (it keeps the beer cold)

Ya not only that but those suckers are pretty solid.

Florida_Bronco

12-08-2006, 06:34 PM

Only once have I ever done anything physical like that after a loss, and an obnxious Chiefs fan was on the receiving end of it.

eddie mac

12-08-2006, 06:43 PM

Worst for me was the FA Cup final last season. West Ham led 1-0, then 2-0 and 3-2 and then that fvcking Scouser **** Steven Gerrard scored a cracker from 25 yards out to send the game into extra-time. The tosser could barely walk because of cramp yet still broke my heart with that goal. Needless to say West Ham missed chance after chance in extra-time then lost on penalties but I knew the writing was on the wall after that goal. It would've been our first trophy in 26 years.

Dont think the club has recovered from that because they could be relegated this year even after signing Carlos Tevez and Javi Mascherano.

Jens1893

12-08-2006, 06:47 PM

Dont think the club has recovered from that because they could be relegated this year because they signed Carlos Tevez and Javi Mascherano.

?

Pendejo

12-08-2006, 08:56 PM

Well I almost broke a knuckle sunday night after our loss. I was sitting in the bathroom smoking a cig (to damn cold to walk outside and in there I can turn the fan on), already been drinking a bit and I lost it and gave the toilet 3 good punches. My middle knuckle is still dark and sore as hell.

I can only see the positive in that outburst. Just think...the next time some in-laws come over, and you're giving them the tour you can say: "Here's the bathroom. See that toilet over there? Yeah...that one. I punched it three times."

At best no one will bother you because let's face it...not many people right in the head have smacked around a "turlet". At the worst it'll be one hell of a conversation starter.

I may punch a toilet tonight...just for the story.

Thanks in advance for the idea.

epicSocialism4tw

12-09-2006, 01:38 AM

Worst for me was the FA Cup final last season. West Ham led 1-0, then 2-0 and 3-2 and then that f***ing Scouser **** Steven Gerrard scored a cracker from 25 yards out to send the game into extra-time. The tosser could barely walk because of cramp yet still broke my heart with that goal. Needless to say West Ham missed chance after chance in extra-time then lost on penalties but I knew the writing was on the wall after that goal. It would've been our first trophy in 26 years.

Dont think the club has recovered from that because they could be relegated this year even after signing Carlos Tevez and Javi Mascherano.

That was one heck of a goal. Sorry that your Hammers lost, but you have to admit that that was a classic strike. Gerrard is a great player. He's tough as nails.

broncoblue

12-09-2006, 03:38 PM

Got My Castb Split And I Can Def Fly Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Unless I Get Check In Problems

watermock

12-09-2006, 03:53 PM

I broke both my big toe and an expensive wooden cabinet door. I was able to fix the door with glue and clamps...my toe took about ten years to heal.

I just kinda wimper now when we throw up a turd. I've seen too much, too many times at this point to get too worked up.

If anyone was in the chat room reading this...I clearly said..."We left to much time on the clock" (After Marshalls great TD) We proceeded to lay down like lambs to the laughter utter oblivious to the end result. At least go down fighting.

broncoblue

01-19-2007, 08:07 AM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arm still not good got swelling and some growth on it now grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..hurts more now than when i did it

Arkansas Bronco

01-19-2007, 10:19 AM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arm still not good got swelling and some growth on it now grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..hurts more now than when i did it

Cold weather never helps on cracked or broken bones. My knuckle still hurts since the toliet incedent not bad but it reminds me. Probably as soon as it heals Ill get pissd off again and puch something else, life just isnt the same without a hurt knuckle.

Old Dude

01-19-2007, 10:29 AM

I never get too animated over the bad stuff. A harsh word here and there.

But when good stuff happens, things get knocked over and broken.

watermock

01-19-2007, 10:52 AM

I got most upset after I watched the Franchise get his head bounced off the turf like a basketball. After that I saw Jake go thru the motions and pretty much accepted our death. I got pretty damn mad at Jake...he didn't play like he gave a rats ass. To say he rallied the team in a moment of crisis is comical.

You go in and say "I've got a little bit to say here guys...we win this for the kid...I got a few more tricks in the bag...let's do it." I didn't see the team rally around him whatsoever. I knew Jay couldn't come back and be effective...you think he was carrying his helmet around because he wanted to come back in? He was carrying it because he wouldn't of been able to find it.

My remote looks like it's gone thru the Sunni Triange and recieved an IED bomb. It's got no battery cover, has literally been retrieved out of the trash and put back together...I mean I destroyed it. The circut board was seperate, both front and back covers cracked and the 1 button rattles around in it. It's got duck tape head to toe except for the keyboard. It looks like something out of Iwo Jima.

Arkansas Bronco

01-19-2007, 11:00 AM

You may want to invest in a universal remote Mock and let that one retire.

watermock

01-19-2007, 11:01 AM

Thou shall not take the Lord's name in vain.

If that gets pulled on me...I'm toast. I might have to do 10,000 pushups for every God Dammit while saying the Lord's Prayer.

Then he will start on my other sins....I'm doomed.

watermock

01-19-2007, 11:05 AM

I have a universal programmed, but this one amuses me. I always lose the main one in the covers. I'm redundant. God forbid we would ever have to manually change channels. That would require a modicum of effort like walking a few feet.

Hell yea I want HDTV but I grew up with one channel.

Atlas

01-19-2007, 11:29 AM

Blue you just better stick to singing. This whole British tough guy bashing your hand in to the wall just isn't healthy.

CBF1

01-19-2007, 12:37 PM

I like your posts, but you my friend are an idiot. The wall will never hit you back or scream out in pain. Therapy is an option.

freak6

01-19-2007, 12:45 PM

I beat the sht out of someone online and redeem the mistakes.

Arkansas Bronco

01-19-2007, 12:50 PM

I like your posts, but you my friend are an idiot. The wall will never hit you back or scream out in pain. Therapy is an option.

Take enough shots and that whole idiocy thing goes out the window and rage takes over ;D

Bronco Billy

01-19-2007, 12:54 PM

Blue you just better stick to singing. This whole British tough guy bashing your hand in to the wall just isn't healthy.

When I saw Blue in AZ wit his cast, I asked him if he hit a stud beind the drywall. He replied, "No, it was a brick wall!" :nono:

Steve Sewell

01-19-2007, 12:58 PM

Atlas

01-19-2007, 02:45 PM

When I saw Blue in AZ wit his cast, I asked him if he hit a stud beind the drywall. He replied, "No, it was a brick wall!" :nono:

The guy has issues

Blueflame

01-19-2007, 03:49 PM

Good to see that you weathered the storm yesterday, Broncoblue...

Bronco Billy

01-19-2007, 04:09 PM

Blue,

I actually watched my first Blackburn game Tuesday. Sorry that they lost. Henry is unreal. They held him in check pretty well until the second half. At least they're not in a position to be relegated!

ol number 7

01-19-2007, 04:51 PM

I haven't broken anything during a game since Montana threw that touchdown against us with five seconds left. My phone hit the front door at 70 miles per hour.

I broke my stereo headphones over a couple blocks in the back and a Dainty Hall punt return for a TD in KC about 3 years ago. Ask Disco; he was there.