Caption this:

[watermock]

Bobo captures love slave:

"What should I do with her master?"

http://www.2adultflashgames.com/n1uh2389y234hjfl87341/flash/f-Starwars-Fantasy-349.jpg

"Bring her to me and keep your mouth shut..."

[clarkster]

i have no caption, but shes awesome. how come a dork and complete loser can pull that off? I mean really, is it to the point that a doofus like that pulls hot wool?

[baja]

i have no caption, but shes awesome. how come a dork and complete loser can pull that off? I mean really, is it to the point that a doofus like that pulls hot wool?

That's her girl friend with the gun.

[clarkster]

now thats really hot...the imagery kind of removes the "dorkism" and makes it kind of hot in a "cinemax" way

[Spider]

now thats really hot...the imagery kind of removes the "dorkism" and makes it kind of hot in a "cinemax" way

welcome back hippy ;D
I trust all went well ............

[-Slap-]

Here's a caption:

"Mock wags pecker in Taco's general direction, with his tenth off topic post in the main forum in the last 24 hours."

[clarkster]

as well as can be expected. ive just about had my fill. im ready to go home and cut grass for a living.

[clarkster]

shes not wearing any underpants by the way...

[Spider]

but her badonkadonk isnt very honka tonk

[Spider]

as well as can be expected. ive just about had my fill. im ready to go home and cut grass for a living.

right on .glad to hear

[watermock]

Taco has made two in that time period. Dimwit.

[clarkster]

honka tonk enough for this guy...i guess im getting old, they all look good to me anymore.

[watermock]

Here's a caption:

"Mock wags pecker in Taco's general direction, with his tenth off topic post in the main forum in the last 24 hours."

Look you dead dog, name a single topic I have started off topic in the last 24 hours.

I thought the chainsaw artisan was interesting..BFD. Your a whiny prick that needs to cuddle up to Alec.

[Man-Goblin]

Look you dead dog, name a single topic I have started off topic in the last 24 hours.



This one?

[watermock]

That is a caption this you moron.

[clarkster]

someones kind of sensitive this AM...a shame really, considering that WOMAN IS NOT WEARING ANY UNDERPANTS...

[-Slap-]

This one?

Not to mention the usual youtube crap. Chainsaw sculptures and lonely girls 30 years his junior talking about crap they've never done.

[watermock]

I also made a topic about a chainsaw artist. BFD. Noone is in the off topic rooms anyway.

[-Slap-]

I also made a topic about a chainsaw artist. BFD. Noone is in the off topic rooms anyway.

So go talk to this Noone character you're always referencing.

[clarkster]

theres an offtopic room??? kidding. what happened to the speaking of butts thread?

[watermock]

Not to mention the usual youtube crap. Chainsaw sculptures and lonely girls 30 years his junior talking about crap they've never done.

Like what? You know what my Red Headed StepChild?...Comedians have an even more vicious anger than most people.

Keep going. I'll rip your stupid red headied step child's head off.

You haven't said anything funny ever since you got here have you? I didn't think so. STFU. You don't get quarter at all with me now on. I am done giving you quarter insulting me.

Want to know my opinion? First, your living in a completely jaded environment and don't even realize it. Second, you don't even have a clue about humor whatsoever. It doesn't have to be great humor, the point is, you just don't have one...

Another thing...insulting people is a sign of inferiority to build yourself up.

I haven't said anything to you, but you took it apon yourself to insult me...well guess what...now you get the brunt. Back off dumbass...

[watermock]

Go right ahead and fire your best shots loser.

[clarkster]

im LMAO at this thread. i cant help it.

[Man-Goblin]

That is a caption this you moron.

I'm just sayin...

[-Slap-]

im LMAO at this thread. i cant help it.

Me, too. I haven't wound up the old rummy in a while, but he came out firing with what passes for his A game.

ROFL!

[watermock]

Nice come back...your going to have to play a better hand of cards than that red head.

I didn't bring out anything you dimwit...you brought the insults. I didn't message you, I didn't make a comment about you, you just took it apon yourself to be a jackass.

[Rohirrim]

So go talk to this Noone character you're always referencing.

It's the guy in Caddyshack.

[watermock]

You take pleasure one pissing people off there red head? Hmm?

I never said anything about you. Now it's on. Go laugh. I'm not going to put with your assertions and crap.

[clarkster]

this just in- Mock officially loses his mind. Details at 11.

[-Slap-]

Just because Paris has convinced Brittney the easiest way to get more web hits than anybody in the world is by flashing your snootch to papparazzi while getting out of a half million dollar sports car in front of a casino doesn't mean I live in a jaded society.

I resent the implication.

[clarkster]

why cant that be a "caption this" thread?

[-Slap-]

this just in- Mock officially loses his mind. Details at 11.

He's mad as hell at me and he's not going to take it anymore.

:angel:

[Rohirrim]

You can take the girl out of the trailerpark...

[clarkster]

nothin' much better than a trailer park tramp all dolled up...

[watermock]

So go talk to this Noone character you're always referencing.

Look...I never said noone altho your ware gramatically in error, even funnier is your making fun of yourself.

Even if I did, WTF difference does that make to say noone. BTW moron, it's noone, not Noone in a sentence...but you just are a stickler for grammar aren't you dimwit?

I have said many times that it doesn't matter if you make some spelling or grattical errors. Everyone does it one time or another. Who are you? Get the **** out of my way you dumbass.

If I want a biatch I will marry one, so get off my back, get one and torture her. I'm sure you can find one of Freemont.

[watermock]

Your laughing about it because you made a random insult with no substance and then a personal insult and think I won't get pissed? **** you.

Well...we certainly have heard about Slappys big winnings in vegas this year...still got your shoes there buddy?

[watermock]

You can take the girl out of the trailerpark...

BTW...while I'm at it FU too...that insult to Mile High's baby daughter was uncalled for and incredible rude.

That's his little girl you moron. STFU. You want to play idiot, jump right in.

[-Slap-]

Look...I never said noone altho your ware gramatically in error, even funnier is your making fun of yourself.

Mixing cheap hootch with your blood pressure medicine again, Mock?

That's a no no.

[-Slap-]

It's the guy in Caddyshack.

Mock has informed me Noone is not capitalized in the middle of the sentence.

Just so you know.

:~ohyah!:

[-Slap-]

Your laughing about it because you made a random insult with no substance and then a personal insult and think I won't get pissed? **** you.

Well...we certainly have heard about Slappys big winnings in vegas this year...still got your shoes there buddy?

Mock you're hitting about 11% against the number this year. You're the last guy who should be popping off to a Man in the Black such as myself.

I hear your fantasy football team stinks, too.

8')

Anyway, you can thank me anytime for making your thread much more entertaining.

[watermock]

I have told you more than that. It you had made a simple grammatical error I would of never mentioned it.

The fact is you made a personal insult...or didn't you even realize it?

I'm done ****ing with this idiot.

One last time, let me explain this to your stonehenge brain...when you personally insult people, don't expect them to lay down.

You want more it're it's right here.

[watermock]

I don't see you bragging about your numbers either, and I don't play with money you dimwit.

[watermock]

Bring another one. I didn't know you were so obsessed with my numbers...how anal.

[-Slap-]

I have told you more than that. It you had made a simple grammatical error I would of never mentioned it.

The fact is you made a personal insult...or didn't you even realize it?

I'm done ****ing with this idiot.

One last time, let me explain this to your stonehenge brain...when you personally insult people, don't expect them to lay down.

You want more it're it's right here.

"Please, sir, I want some more."

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9233/olivertwistrj0.jpg

[-Slap-]

I don't see you bragging about your numbers either, and I don't have any money you dimwit.

:P

[watermock]

I haven't bet a red cent on games....I will cut you some slack...some odd things have happened. That isn't why I'm pissed. Your allowed to lose all the money you want, I could care less. Start flippiing crap on me I will respond.

[-Slap-]

Alright, Mock, this was fun, but I'm off to the dog park.

Let me know if you need my help making any more of your threads less boring.

[watermock]

:P

This is your typical child changing posts.

[watermock]

Have fun dragging your dead dog around....

[clarkster]

classy mock, real classy.

[watermock]

I'm not going to take crao from you either, you jumped right into the fray.
You got somethin' to say there dimwit?

[watermock]

nothin' much better than a trailer park tramp all dolled up...


Who would know better than you, but I just don't know...call me ignorant.

[clarkster]

"blah blah blah-dimwit" we could all take lessons from you.

dumbass.

[Rohirrim]

BTW...while I'm at it FU too...that insult to Mile High's baby daughter was uncalled for and incredible rude.

That's his little girl you moron. STFU. You want to play idiot, jump right in.

And here I thought I was referring to Brittney. Of course, when one enters Mockworld, time and space get warped.

[-Slap-]

And here I thought I was referring to Brittney. Of course, when one enters Mockworld, time and space get warped.

Requiem took a nasty run at Shack's kid the other day, and Mock's booze addled mind has confused the handle Rohirrim with Requiem.

[clarkster]

thats not booze, thats got to be some designer **** there. im still trying to figure out at what point he lost it...

[watermock]

Well I apologize if I confused two similar names. I need to apologize to Rohirrim then.

[-Slap-]

What a guy.

:)

[clarkster]

seriously, looking back over the thread, i am unable to ascertain what post pushed him over the edge.
mock, go rub one out and settle down.

[watermock]

I knew right away that was your little girl at Halloween probably. Requiem was way out of line and should of apologized. Instead he promoted canabalism...I lost all respect for him.

That is the PM. Did anyone else PM Mile High? Hmmm?

[-Slap-]

You're a giant among men, Mock.

[clarkster]

thunderous applause, i wipe a single tear from my eye...

good job mock, you should have your own television show.

[watermock]

Slappy is just still trying to stir the post because he knows I own him. Roherim and Requium are very similar.

Of course, an apology isn't the agenda because it's allready been offered. The agenda is to hammer me. I'm not going to put up with it.This was a creation of a minor typo into a huge conspiracy to mask the real issues here.

BTW...in my PM to Mile High, I found this where is used the right poster, so STFU.

[watermock]

You're a giant among men, Mock.

Your a tick

[clarkster]

Of course, an apology isn't the agenda because it's allready been offered. The agenda is to hammer me. I'm not going to put up with it.This was a creation of a minor typo into a huge conspiracy to mask the real issues here.

BTW...in my PM to Mile High, I found this where is used the right poster, so STFU.

what the ****?

[watermock]

Quote:
I knew right away that was your little girl at Halloween probably. Requiem was way out of line and should of apologized. Instead he promoted canabalism...I lost all respect for him.


That is the PM. Did anyone else PM Mile High? Hmmm?

Nice job trying to bury I got the name right in a PM huh...dickheads.

What a bunch of chest thumping chimpanzees here

[clarkster]

we are all dumber now after reading that post.

[clarkster]

i award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...

[-Slap-]

Slappy is just still trying to stir the post because he knows I own him. Roherim and Requium are very similar.

Of course, an apology isn't the agenda because it's allready been offered. The agenda is to hammer me. I'm not going to put up with it.This was a creation of a minor typo into a huge conspiracy to mask the real issues here.

BTW...in my PM to Mile High, I found this where is used the right poster, so STFU.

Mock stop translating your posts into Mongolian and then back into English before you send them.

Its getting me all confused.

[Rohirrim]

thunderous applause, i wipe a single tear from my eye...

good job mock, you should have your own television show.

Perhaps, like Kramer, Mock could get himself a talk show set for his living room? There's an idea for the Christmas list.

This thread shows real promise. ;D

[-Slap-]

Perhaps, like Kramer, Mock could get himself a talk show set for his living room? There's an idea for the Christmas list.

This thread shows real promise. ;D

STFU, kid basher!

[watermock]

what the ****?

Of course WTF...I sent a PM and an rarely if ever make them public...but the insut was so crass I don't think it matters.

Look you assholes...isn't this about how Mile High and his little girls were insulted or a mock shooting gallery?

I have seen anyone move to his defense, bu there are plenty of idiots attacking me like ticks in a swamp.

I didn't need to comment on it..I thought it was out of line...obviously that isn't your feeding pool.

It's humorous in a way...deflect what someone says because of a typo...everyone knows who made the original comment...I just posted my PM which I never do but I'm getting attacked...

What a bunch of assholes.

Why don't you chimps worry about the issue instead of if I confused Roheriim with Requiem...
imagine that happening...I sjust showed you morons that I mad a mistake...what am I supposed to do?

The argument stands.

My PM to Mile high was accurate so cuck my dingleberries.

[BMF Bronco]

This is the funniest **** I have seen in some time!

[watermock]

Roharrim...you should take a bus to LA to become a movie star.

[Dagmar]

Damn, I missed the tear apart the bigoted drunk thread!!!!

Slap :thumbs:

[Kaylore]

Roherim and Requium are very similar

...to their actual names which are Rohirrim and Requiem.

You know, I think I realized why Mock randomly gone off on everyone (aside from the obvious answer, which is drunk posting). Mock confuses who is who and in moments of doubt as to who it was that last offended him, he mouths off anyway with the knowledge that it at least made him look like a tough guy.

[clarkster]

you dumb ****, youre being "attacked" because you flipped out for no reason, and starting bashing everyone with your well thought out posts and "cut tothe bone" name calling...
take another pull off the cough syrup.

[Rohirrim]

Hilarious! I'm at work. This **** has to stop. My coworkers think I'm losing it.

[Dagmar]

Should I http://www.persiansoft.com/imgcd_t/4142-1_t.jpg mock?


"you played the race card dimwit, STFU!"

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1256362&postcount=56

[Rohirrim]

Nothing like a solid round of Goad the Mock to cure what ails ya. Ha!

[Arkansas Bronco]

This is the funniest **** I have seen in some time!

The other people in my office keep looking at me cause I cant keep a straight face on this. This thread is golden, props to all that have kept the humor rolling.

[BMF Bronco]

Amen! Come on Slap, keep it going!

[orangeatheist]

I'm in love with this thread. We've already had a first date. Any more of this bantering and I'm going to have to try and get to third base. Then, who knows? A ring. A house with a white picket fence. Two kids. A dog.

You can't get this kind of entertainment elsewhere. Worth every price of admission.

[Man-Goblin]

My favorite part...

This was a creation of a minor typo into a huge conspiracy to mask the real issues here.

[watermock]

What part has escaped you?

It doesn't matter. The man rolls into a ball. Ouststanding.

You an idiot.

[watermock]

There is nothing about the argument here at all.

Your a bunch of retards.

I alleready PMe'd Mile high about the insulting comment. Has anyone else?

Your just a bunch of ticks at this point...

I'll be gone by spring.

[JCMElway]

I'll be gone by spring.

I'll be gone by Spring? Where are you going?

[clarkster]

no mock, please dont go!!! i dont think ill be able to contimue on with my meager life without your insightful posts and half assed attempts at wit. nevermind the perfect grammar...

[Rohirrim]

What part has escaped you?

It doesn't matter. The man rolls into a ball. Ouststanding.

You an idiot.

If you just read this on its own, taken out of context (although I can't imagine what context would contain it) it reads like some weird philosophical statement from some metaphysical troglodyte. Either that, or it's French.

[-Slap-]

(although I can't imagine what context would contain it)

ROFL!

One of the funniest sentences ever typed on here. For some reason, I find it even funnier that it happened to be parenthetical.

[scorpio]

So is it too late to ask for a link to the original picture?

[PatsWin2002]

I just read this whole thread and realized I either need to have a drink, punch a co-worker, or just go back to work and check in later for round 15.

[Bronx33]

http://www.2adultflashgames.com/n1uh2389y234hjfl87341/flash/f-Starwars-Fantasy-349.jpg

This slut is out of bobs league, wayyyyyyyyyy out.

[scorpio]

I bent my wookie

[Bladerunner]

If you just read this on its own, taken out of context (although I can't imagine what context would contain it) it reads like some weird philosophical statement from some metaphysical troglodyte. Either that, or it's French.

I am literally crying now...this the the funniest **** I've seen in a damn long time.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

All women are out of my league. But I do have another pic of said slut:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7425/bikgc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[BMF Bronco]

All women are out of my league. But I do have another pic of said slut:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7425/bikgc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

So then you ARE gay? Not that there's anything worng with it, it's your choice.

[fontaine]

that girl looks exactly like someone I dated a while back, sans the dorky star wars outfit and metal cup holders.

[Bronx33]

First step to being a loser bob is admitting it, one step in the right direction.

[fontaine]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister
All women are out of my league. But I do have another pic of said slut:

That's probably one of the reasons why.

[GonzoLays]

I just figured it out -- Mock's posts are all an act. He is a message board comic genius. You have to admit, Mock does make you laugh...and that is all he is going for. I actually chuckle out loud when I read his posts.

The Orangemane's version of Andy Kaufman.

[Bronx33]

I just figured it out -- Mock's posts are all an act. He is a message board comic genius. You have to admit, Mock does make you laugh...and that is all he is going for. I actually chuckle out loud when I read his posts.

The Orangemane's version of Andy Kaufman.



So that makes you sam kennison.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Kinison.

[Bronx33]

Kinison.


I was going by this http://www.talentbookingusa.com/look-a-likes/sam-kennison.htm

but your correct (if spell checking is all ya got) just stay the f*** home ok bobo.

[-Slap-]

I was going by this http://www.talentbookingusa.com/look-a-likes/sam-kennison.htm

but your correct (if spell checking is all ya got) just stay the **** home ok bobo.

Check out this Hulk Hogan impersonator:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/558/hulkhogankq4.jpg

Where have we seen that pose before?

Just a little tip here chubby guys. Steepling your fingers over your belly doesn't conceal your flab, it merely draws attention to it.

[Dagmar]

http://www.theyuns.com/archive/kitty%20laughing-thumb.bmp

[Dagmar]

Before

http://mp3.msstudio.com.pl/iza/Britney/images/britney118.jpg

[Dagmar]

After

http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney2_thumb.jpg

[watermock]

Ah...the beautiful illusion of Hollywood. Where shooting stars burn out quickly. Nice herpes sores covered with makeup there woman.

[baja]

By 2020 everyone will have some form of Herpies.

[SureShot]

Ah...the beautiful illusion of Hollywood. Where shooting stars burn out quickly. Nice herpes sores covered with makeup there woman.

What do you cover yours up with? Pants?

[watermock]

I don't have it...not for trying tho I guess. It's very common so it's just one of those things you run the gauntlet with, but it's just very common.

[clarkster]

wow, she got ugly fast...what a shame. everyone with herpes??? what a drag.