Guidelines for the OM Galaxy

[minibronco]

Guidelines for the OM Galaxy

As we enter the final clutch stretch of the season, I think it's time we set some rules, or guidelines, rather, for the OrangeMane.

1) Hereby, Cutler's name will be spelt Cutler and not Culter, Cutter, Culler, or any variation thereof. If you didn't spell Plummer wrong, treat our new starting quarterback's name with the same respect. Seriously, it's the least you could do.
1a. Henceforth, proceed with caution when searching for images of Jay Cutler. Really, what you will find is quite astounding.
1b. Rule 1a applies to videos as well.
1c. Not "rocket man," or "blade," or the "rising son," the "prodigy." Don't overuse "A Cut Above."

2) Domonique Foxworth's last name is Foxworth, not Foxworthy. Foxworthy of the Jeff variation is a comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Foxworth, on the other hand, is a nickelback for our Denver Broncos.
1a. Don't even try Foxy.

3) Within the next two weeks, rather than starting threads regarding the condition of our quarterback (taking the extremes) or our coaching staff, please suggest possible remedies for our offensive/defensive struggles and address areas of improvement. You know very well you aren't doing us any good by starting these threads-- rather, you're taking up bandwith, costing TJ the fee of another upgrade, and pushing threads of higher value to the second page when they are needed the most (prayers, urgent requests, concerns).
3a. Commandment three can be disregarded if the Broncos lose the next two games. Because that, would be just plain wrong.

4) If anyone you know suggests that the Broncos are not going to make the playoffs this year, smile at them, give them a hug, and slowly back away. Because really, these sorts of people need a constant dosage of hugs, and perhaps they forgot to pack one.

5) Should've does not expand to should of. It expands to should have.

6) You're is a contraction for you are. Therefore, typing the phrase "your an idiot" makes you an idiot.

5) Please don't take this too seriously. Solely humorous intentions.

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minibronco

[minibronco]

By the way, I'm sure I posted this sometime last year, but here's an updated version of how to pronounce some of your favorite Broncos' first and last names.

http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=356

[Dagmar]

Guidelines for the OM Galaxy



1a. Henceforth, proceed with caution when searching for images of Jay Cutler. Really, what you will find is quite astounding.

2) Domonique Foxworth's last name is Foxworth, not Foxworthy. Foxworthy of the Jeff variation is a comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Foxworth, on the other hand, is a nickelback for our Denver Broncos.

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minibronco

1a, it's even worse when you search for videos!

2.) Domonique is also educatd and NOT a redneck. They should be easy to tell apart...:peace:

[snowspot66]

1a, it's even worse when you search for videos!

2.) Domonique is also educatd and NOT a redneck. They should be easy to tell apart...:peace:

I am curious but not brave enough to do a search of my own. What horrible things does the internet bring back?

[Lev Vyvanse]

http://www.bodybuilders.com/jay8.jpg

[Dagmar]

you asked...

http://http://ifbbtv.com/video3/images/jay_cutler.jpg

[Kaylore]

I have some to add.

1. Cutler's name is Cutler, not "blade" or "rocket man."

2. Do not call Dominique Foxworth "Foxy".

3. type "of" when you mean to to type "have" (Should have not should of. Would have not would of)

4. "Your" is possessive. "You're" is the contraction of you are. Therefore when you tell someone "your an idiot" it should be "you're an idiot".

May this make the board a better place. :D

[minibronco]

I have some to add.

1. Cutler's name is Cutler, not "blade" or "rocket man."

2. Do not call Dominique Foxworth "Foxy".

3. type "of" when you mean to to type "have" (Should have not should of. Would have not would of)

4. "Your" is possessive. "You're" is the contraction of you are. Therefore when you tell someone "your an idiot" it should be "you're an idiot".

May this make the board a better place. :D

1) Along with that, use between when comparing two entities and among when comparing three or more.

[Dagmar]

http://morningglory2.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/grammarpolice.jpg

[broncogary]

I have some to add.

1. Cutler's name is Cutler, not "blade" or "rocket man."

2. Do not call Dominique Foxworth "Foxy".

3. type "of" when you mean to to type "have" (Should have not should of. Would have not would of)

4. "Your" is possessive. "You're" is the contraction of you are. Therefore when you tell someone "your an idiot" it should be "you're an idiot".

May this make the board a better place. :D

So you don't want mock to post anymore? :D

[SureShot]

So you don't want mock to post anymore? :D

No, fractured sentences are allowed.

[Tredici]

Do we have to add the following phrases?

Slicing through the defense.

Hacking through the defense.

Chopping up the defense.

Surgical precision.

Taking a stab at the record book.

The cutting edge.

Wounding opponents.

Slashing down the field.

Nick and diming.

Scoring the field.

Okay. Just wondering.....

[Spider]

well it looks like I cant post anymore , but then I realy dont give a damn .......

[smalltowngrll]

....and for the love of GOD....please use existing threads!! ;D

[BroncoMatt]

While we are at it, loose vs. lose. Two completely different words with completely different meanings that are spelled similar. Please get it right. Don't say something like "if Darrent could cover we wouldn't loose that game" or something to that affect. It is proper to say "we will lose this game if we don't get a pass rush."

[OrangeShadow]

i could care less whether people use proper grammar on this site, the most annoying thing is the repeating threads.

[Rohirrim]

And no dangling participles. That is just language up with which I shall not put.

[dnvrbrncos]

i could care less whether people use proper grammar on this site

Obviously.

[Rock Chalk]

And no dangling participles. That is just language up with which I shall not put.

If you're going to steal quotes at least credit the source, in this case Churchill.

[broncocalijohn]

So you don't want mock to post anymore? :D

STFU! You are redeculous! Posting 4 times when all 4 could of been put in one post is a ok. I seem to loose my train of thought with all these cats running around and knocking down my beer cans. Your an idiot. Foreigner, you dont even belong here.

Watermock

[BMF Bronco]

STFU! You are redeculous! Posting 4 times when all 4 could of been put in one post is a ok. I seem to loose my train of thought with all these cats running around and knocking down my beer cans. Your an idiot. Foreigner, you dont even belong here.

Watermock

perfect!!!! LOL LOL

[Rohirrim]

If you're going to steal quotes at least credit the source, in this case Churchill.

Geez! What are you? A librarian? The truth is, I've forgotten where that came from. It's been around for so long. Thanks for the reference work.

[bigpeewee]

Well Nag fans, Its been fun slapping you guys around some more. Ill be back when you have to go up against the Chiefs or Cowboys again... Good luck with your new QB, he should be just fine when you guys get a running game and some receivers that can catch. If you guys make the playoffs...even as a wildcard, I will change my logo to something Denver Broncos related...of your choice. Seems like a bet that could go either way at this point...Im putting that out there before CuTTer takes his first snap, in the interest of fairness...

You guys are pretty good sports. Even though I have total disdain for your team, this is a very entertaining message board...But one thing suprised me; out of all the things that we have discussed and you guys knowing I like both the Chiefs and Cowboys, you never asked which team I would pull for when they played each other. Seems like an obvious question...

[OrangeShadow]

foxy is definatley the dumbest nickname anyone has ever given a player.

[Tredici]

Cutler stuck a fork in them.

Carving out a win.

A slice of victory.

Sever out a throwing lane.

Throw a dagger.

Aw c'mon. Isn't anyone else gonna play?

[Tredici]

foxy is definatley the dumbest nickname anyone has ever given a player.

I dunno. Hornet for DWill is right up there....

[Rohirrim]

Cutler stuck a fork in them.

Carving out a win.

A slice of victory.

Sever out a throwing lane.

Throw a dagger.

Aw c'mon. Isn't anyone else gonna play?

On another thread they're talking about circumcision, which one could call the unkindest cut of all. ;D

[smalltowngrll]

foxy is definatley the dumbest nickname anyone has ever given a player.

I believe that Kaylore cleared up his nickname preference over the summer.... He does prefer 'Nique. Right Kaylore?

[Tredici]

Well Nag fans, Its been fun slapping you guys around some more. Ill be back when you have to go up against the Chiefs or Cowboys again... Good luck with your new QB, he should be just fine when you guys get a running game and some receivers that can catch. If you guys make the playoffs...even as a wildcard, I will change my logo to something Denver Broncos related...of your choice. Seems like a bet that could go either way at this point...Im putting that out there before CuTTer takes his first snap, in the interest of fairness...

You guys are pretty good sports. Even though I have total disdain for your team, this is a very entertaining message board...But one thing suprised me; out of all the things that we have discussed and you guys knowing I like both the Chiefs and Cowboys, you never asked which team I would pull for when they played each other. Seems like an obvious question...

Seems like nobody cares.

[Tredici]

On another thread they're talking about circumcision, which one could call the unkindest cut of all. ;D

I think we need a thread merge.

Where's a mod when you need one?

(Translation - I'm too lazy to go find the other thread...)

[Rock Chalk]

Geez! What are you? A librarian? The truth is, I've forgotten where that came from. It's been around for so long. Thanks for the reference work.

Naw, I get Quotes of the Day on my google home page and that one pops up at least once a month.

[Rohirrim]

I think we need a thread merge.

Where's a mod when you need one?

(Translation - I'm too lazy to go find the other thread...)

It's the Cutlerians religion one.

[Mile High Shack]

how about this one

it's a MOOT point
not a mute point

[Steve Sewell]

I dunno. Hornet for DWill is right up there....

I don't know about which is the dumbest, but the gayest nickname I've ever heard is the Red Knight (Bob's pet name for Sammy Knight).

[BMF Bronco]

how about this one

it's a MOOT point
not a mute point

Or if you're Joey from "Friends", it's a "MOO" point.

funny ass episode if you ask me!

[broncocalijohn]

Well Nag fans, Its been fun slapping you guys around some more. Ill be back when you have to go up against the Chiefs or Cowboys again... Good luck with your new QB, he should be just fine when you guys get a running game and some receivers that can catch. If you guys make the playoffs...even as a wildcard, I will change my logo to something Denver Broncos related...of your choice. Seems like a bet that could go either way at this point...Im putting that out there before CuTTer takes his first snap, in the interest of fairness...

You guys are pretty good sports. Even though I have total disdain for your team, this is a very entertaining message board...But one thing suprised me; out of all the things that we have discussed and you guys knowing I like both the Chiefs and Cowboys, you never asked which team I would pull for when they played each other. Seems like an obvious question...

Add "suprised" and dont congradulations to the grammar police . Congradulations should only be used when you are too lazy to say "congratulations on your graduation!"
I dont give a rats A$$ that you have two teams to cheer on Sunday. It wouldnt suprise me since you need at least one team that has been to the SuperBowl in 32 years. What team do you pull for when they both play each other? We dont care and but I will play along and guess that you explode from the confusion?

[Taco John]

Rule #128: You didn't come up with that nickname (for Cutler, the Defense, the Offense, etc.), and probably don't have the authority to make it stick even if you did.


My nickname for Cutler is Ginzu, by the way.

/no it's not.

[Crushaholic]

4. "Your" is possessive. "You're" is the contraction of you are. Therefore when you tell someone "your an idiot" it should be "you're an idiot".

Don't forget the IM generation's contribution with "ur"...:rofl:

[BMF Bronco]

Don't forget the IM generation's contribution with "ur"...:rofl:

my biggest pet peeve ever!!!!!!!!

[Dagmar]

STFU! You are redeculous! Posting 4 times when all 4 could of been put in one post is a ok. I seem to loose my train of thought with all these cats running around and knocking down my beer cans. Your an idiot. Foreigner, you dont even belong here.

Watermock

:giggle: Wow. I felt like it was mock himself...

[Dagmar]

Or if you're Joey from "Friends", it's a "MOO" point.

funny ass episode if you ask me!

"It's like a cows opinion, it doesn't matter. It's Moo."

[Hogan11]

How about this for a guideline....no more overused cliches.

That means the next person who utters "Man Law" will be taken to the nearest tree and strung up by their tongue.

[Sassy]

How about this for a guideline....no more overused cliches.

That means the next person who utters "Man Law" will be taken to the nearest tree and strung up by their tongue.

You're in a mood tonight! Hilarious!

[Cleo McDowell]

seeing people STILL type "Champ Baily" really grinds my gears.

[Kaylore]

I believe that Kaylore cleared up his nickname preference over the summer.... He does prefer 'Nique. Right Kaylore?

Yeah, and even so Vic Lombardi still calls him this trying to play buddy buddy with him. It's so funny because he told me doesn't like it.

[Donk]

is spelt.... spelt... spelt

[azbroncfan]

RocketMan or Blade is stupid, where the hell did those come from?

[Spider]

How about this for a guideline....no more overused cliches.

That means the next person who utters "Man Law" will be taken to the nearest tree and strung up by their tongue.

that should be a man law ..............mark it down ;D