sCUm vs. NUtsacks ... (might as well piss off everyone LOL)

[BMF Bronco]

Come on Pez, MP, Nuggs, Buff and the rest of you sCUm faithful, bring it hard and stong! Afterall, this is your bowl game!!!!

LOL ROFL! ROFL! LOL ROFL! LOL

[Pezman]

Hey BMF, one thing bothers me, how the **** did you become a bandwagon NU fan while living in Colorado? ;D

[Master___Pain]

CU does not stand a chance, NU is the best team in the country. The mighty husker cannot be beat, no reason for CU to even travel to Lincoln. NU can just start game planning for UT right now.

I like how the "classy" NU fan uses the the ever so funny and original "scum" reference in the post title. Sweet.

**** Nebraska

[BMF Bronco]

Hey BMF, one thing bothers me, how the **** did you become a bandwagon NU fan while living in Colorado? ;D

Because when I was a wee young BMF the thought came to me, would I rather be known as a bandwagon fan for a team that has to propensity to be a perennial powerhouse or would I rather cheer for sCUm? Easy decision if you ask me.

Hey Pez, one thing that bothers me... How the hell is it that you guys suck so bad this year?!

[BMF Bronco]

CU does not stand a chance, NU is the best team in the country. The mighty husker cannot be beat, no reason for CU to even travel to Lincoln. NU can just start game planning for UT right now.

HA! NO REVERSE KARMA IS GOING TO WORK HERE!!!

I like how the "classy" NU fans has to use the the ever so funny and original scum reference in the post title. Sweet.

Come on now Pain, it's a NU/CU $hit talking thread, I had to use it (you know it's all in fun)! And when it comes down to these two teams, you know class is out the window!

[Pezman]

LOL so, I guess being a Cornsucker fan is easy to be rather than support the home team. Makes perfect sense given that CU would have had a 3-2 record against the flatlanding bugeaters right when you were in high school. ;)

[Evenrude]

I like how the "classy" NU fan uses the the ever so funny and original "scum" reference in the post title. Sweet.


It ranks right up there with the "N" stands for knowledge jokes that your ancestors used to tell my ancestors. ;D

http://www.huskerpedia.com/mall/images/Tshirt2a.jpg

[Master___Pain]

HA! NO REVERSE KARMA IS GOING TO WORK HERE!!!
Come on now Pain, it's a NU/CU $hit talking thread, I had to use it (you know it's all in fun)! And when it comes down to these two teams, you know class is out the window!

No reverse karma at all, NU is the premiere program in the entire country. What not to like about it?

I know it's **** talking but....well....it's rather lame an unoriginal. Next thing you know some one will break out the sweet "absolute Scum" fark. Awesome. My bet is on Florida or DB for that one.

This season has been a complete throw away and talking **** about a game in which CU chances to win are extremely slim seems like a waste of keystrokes. I think I'll leave this thread to the others.

The other reason I'm not so interested in this **** talking thread is the CU board I post regularly at has been inundated with ****ing retarded cornhusker fans. Breaking out the rape smack, classiest fans bull****, and so on. Where were those bugeaters the last three seasons?

Anyway, have fun in here guys. I'm out.

edit...nope Rude of all people pulled out the cliche. My bad.

[Rohirrim]

62-36 ;)

[BMF Bronco]

62-36 ;)

was wondering how long it was going to take, but I fully expected the picture of the kid crying on national tv. Buff has it, I know he does!!!

oh yeah, and most redently, 30-3!

[Evenrude]

edit...nope Rude of all people pulled out the cliche. My bad.

Ah come on MP... I've talked smack the week before this game for the last four years on this forum. I will try to come up with something more original, but I'm stuck at work and short on time.

I certainly hope noone takes anything I say about CU personal, I have loads of respect for most the CU fans on here.

[BMF Bronco]

ditto!!!!

[bfoflcommish]

was wondering how long it was going to take, but I fully expected the picture of the kid crying on national tv. Buff has it, I know he does!!!

oh yeah, and most redently, 30-3!


go huskers....lol

[XXXII&III]

Two boys are playing football in Colorado when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Buffs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Buffs fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Colorado, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.

Again, he starts writing in his notebook: "Colorado State Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack."

But the boy interrupts sheepishly, "I'm not really a Colorado State fan either." "I just assumed that everyone in Colorado was either a fan of the CU Buffaloes or CSU Rams. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Nebraska Cornhuskers fan," the child says proudly.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[BMF Bronco]

go huskers....lol

What the ****?! I fixed that! dick

:giggle:

[Nuggets4]

What does everyone that applies to both CU and NU have in common?

They all got in to NU.

GO BUFFS!

[bfoflcommish]

What the ****?! I fixed that! dick

:giggle:


Dude I couldn't let that easy spike go by without saying anything....lol

[BroncoBuff]

Two can play the game of making insults out of two-letter acronyms ... Nyah!


and FWIW, I shall boycott the sCUm thread until BMF changes the title. notsofast



The Huskers are going down... :boxing: :nutkick

[BroncoBuff]

FOLSOM FIELD: Best Stadium in College Football
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1142/8986as0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[smalltowngrll]

GO NU! ;D


(Yeah, I'm one of those chicks that bandwagons with her man's team! ;))

EDIT: That bandwagon thing only applies to college football ...as long as NU never plays the Ducks!

[Northman]

Come on Pez, MP, Nuggs, Buff and the rest of you sCUm faithful, bring it hard and stong! Afterall, this is your bowl game!!!!

LOL ROFL! ROFL! LOL ROFL! LOL




I still cant believe your a husker fan. I guess there is that one bad road some people choose while going through this thing called life. :giggle:

[Kid A]

Wow. Looks like you guys almost filled the stadium for that picture. Must have been $1 beer day. ;)

Seriously though, that is one of the best views in all of college football.

[Florida_Bronco]

Next thing you know some one will break out the sweet "absolute Scum" fark. Awesome. My bet is on Florida or DB for that one.

Get bent dude, I've never once used that insult here.

[DBroncos4life]

Get bent dude, I've never once used that insult here.

I love how Pain brings up "classy" fans into everything. I'm 100% sure that he infact is not a "classy" fan. I don't really care that much about it but I do love how he acts like his **** doesn't stink.

[BMF Bronco]

Bump! I was going to ask Pez change the name of this thread to NU v. CU but seeing ole Buffer posted us as NUtsack, the hell with it! Leave it be!

[BMF Bronco]

I just want to thank CU for getting MSU a tournament berth!!!

[Rohirrim]

And for those with a bad case of husker - there's an ointment for that. I really hope the football goddess will somehow allow CU to win this one. It would be the funniest thing to happen in years.

[ColoradoBuff]

Go CU!!!! Smack them Cornholers.

[BMF Bronco]

where have YOU been, haven't seen you around much Hawk's.

[ColoradoBuff]

Been busy with work.. What's up BMF? I hope we make it a game this weekend......I think we can stay within 10-14 points.

[BMF Bronco]

it will be, that's what the rivalry creates!

[Evenrude]

The Nebraska and Colorado legislatures are considering a merger of the two states.

That way Nebraska would have mountains and Colorado would have a football program.

;D

Coach Dan Hawkins is only dressing 10 players for the Nebraska game next week. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

8')

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little Johnny was being uncharasterically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches the Colorado football team, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

:wiggle:

A young boy from Denver and his family are visiting a mall in Lincoln. THe kid tells his mother what he wants for Christmas: "I think I'm becoming a Nebraska fan," he says, "how about a red hat with a big NU on it?"

His mother is horrified and slaps the kid across the face. "Don't you ever, EVER let me hear you talk like that again."

Later, his father asks what he wants for Christmas. "Nebraska season tickets!" says the youngster, with delight. WHACK!! He gets the same treatment from his father.

On the way back to Denver, the boy's father says, "Well, son, I hoped you have learned something about football on this trip."

"Sure have, Dad. I've only been a Husker fan one day, and already I hate you Colorado ***holes."

8')

Dan Hawkins dies and goes to Heaven, and God is showing Dan around taking him past some houses of other college football coaches. They pass a big mansion with burnt orange flags all over, and Dan asks, "Is that gonna be Mac Brown's house?" and God says, "Yes."

After visiting a few more houses, they come upon the biggest mansion Dan has ever seen, and it is adorned with CU black and gold all over. "Is this my house, God?! Its wonderful! I [Hawk] love it!"

"Yes, Dan, this is your house."

...then Dan looks up the hill and see a mansion at least 100 times larger than his own. There are Nebraska flags all over the place with red everywhere. Its the most beautiful thing Dan has ever seen.

"God, why does Bill Callahan get a bigger house than me? Its beautiful!"

God replies, "That's not Bill Callahan's house. That's mine."

:peace:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/Ruff4nu/buffalobillcallahan.jpg

[ColoradoBuff]

What do Nebraska football players do with their diplomas after graduation?
· Put them in the windshield of their cars so they can park in handicapped parking.


What's the difference between NU cheerleaders and trash?
· The trash gets taken out every once in a while

[ColoradoBuff]

Why did the Colorado student decide not to transfer to NU?
· He already had a high school education.



What do Nebraska students call their Colorado counterparts after graduation?
· Boss

[Kid A]

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/cc8de15c-b6a5-4f32-933a-ad717cd84741.jpg

This picture says it all. Colorado fans rushed the field in celebration of their rousing victory...over 4 win Iowa State.

[ColoradoBuff]

That is called support, my friend!!!

[BroncoBuff]

Those are some funny jokes, guys. But seriously ...



The funniest joke of all? Kid A's Adopt-a-Bronco! LOL :~ohyah!: ROFL!

[Evenrude]

Well two days till kickoff... the line is currently at 14 pts..... any buff fan want in on an avatar bet?

[BMF Bronco]

Well two days till kickoff... the line is currently at 14 pts..... any buff fan want in on an avatar bet?

x2

[Rohirrim]

Well two days till kickoff... the line is currently at 14 pts..... any buff fan want in on an avatar bet?

What do you think we are? Nebraska graduates? Ha!

[BMF Bronco]

What do you think we are? Nebraska graduates? Ha!

nah, CU grads, hence the bet!!!

[Evenrude]

What do you think we are? Nebraska graduates? Ha!

ok I'll give 21 pts.

heh, I'm just a dumbass that went to Chadron St. :~ohyah!:

[BMF Bronco]

ok I'll give 21 pts.

heh, I'm just a dumbass that went to Chadron St. :~ohyah!:

they kicked MSU's ass this year!

[Kid A]

Those are some funny jokes, guys. But seriously ...



The funniest joke of all? Kid A's Adopt-a-Bronco! LOL :~ohyah!: ROFL!

Haha, no kidding. What can I say, not every parent can be proud of their children.

[AlphaOmega]

Buffs Roll! :egbgb:
Go CU!!

[BroncoBuff]

ok I'll give 21 pts.

heh, I'm just a dumbass that went to Chadron St. :~ohyah!:

Okay, it's a bet. I get Buffs +21. Avatars for a week, or a month?

I should point out that even though I have the same bet with FloridaBronco, that doesn't mean you can wait to change your avatar until he changes his back to normal. You have to change yours too - starting this Saturday.

[BroncoBuff]

Haha, no kidding. What can I say, not every parent can be proud of their children.

Fair enough. At least you're not hiding him in the attic. ;D

[BMF Bronco]

The day is upon us!!! GO HUSKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FTB!!!

[Evenrude]

Okay, it's a bet. I get Buffs +21. Avatars for a week, or a month?

I should point out that even though I have the same bet with FloridaBronco, that doesn't mean you can wait to change your avatar until he changes his back to normal. You have to change yours too - starting this Saturday.

How about we split the difference..... two weeks?

I'll keep it respectful if/when I win.

Good luck to all, hope you're having a good holiday weekend with your familys.

Go Huskers!

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/4723/melissagobigred18fg.jpg

[AlphaOmega]

OK you bug eatin', corn shuckers!! Let's Get it On!!! :strong: Go CU!!:egbgb:

[spdirty]

14-14 Go Cu!!!!

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Good game so far in the mid-3rd

[DBroncos4life]

Go Skers!!!!

[Florida_Bronco]

Huskers for the win.

[DBroncos4life]

OU vs NU for the B12 Championship. Thats how it should be. Better luck next year CU. It looks like you guys have a good class coming in so it shouldn't take long for Hawk to get his guys, then we can see what he can do.

[BMF Bronco]

Gotta give CU mad props, they played great for 3/4ths of the game. My hats off to you boys! All my Husker bretheren, here's to you and our soon to be Big XII championship and Fiesta bowl berth!!!!!!!!!!

[Jens1893]

Go Okie State!

[Kid A]

Heck of an effort for the Buffs today, but fortunantly the 'skers were up to the task. Colorado showed they could really hit on defense today, and your offense looked capable at times of exploiting our poor tackling and out of position safties. I was proud that our offense was able to rebound from a couple fumbles and a CU defense that stopped the run pretty well. Anyway, you guys should have better luck next season. you've got some good things going, and I anticipate this game being a dogfight next year!

[defenseman]

Well fellas, I for one enjoyed the hell out of the CU/NE game. Big party here for sure, go HUSKERS!!...dman

*Oklahoma in KC? Hmmmm...hope they stomp on them. Here in Nebraska, the huskers simply are what it is all about...glad you CU fans got a chance to see the big 12 champs in action one extra time!

[Pezman]

Congrats to you dirty bugeating bastards ;D
I got updates all day from BMF about the game since I was on the road, but it sounded like a pretty good matchup for most of the game. I look forward to seeing how Nebraska represents next week for the North.

[NOLA Bronco]

If not for the NU turnovers, CU wouldn't have come this close.

Maybe Hawkins will turn it around, but like NU showed with Cally, sometimes you have to take a step backwards to go forwards.

I wonder, would NU let Cally come back if NU had gone 2-10????

[Jens1893]

If not for the NU turnovers, CU wouldn't have come this close.

Maybe Hawkins will turn it around, but like NU showed with Cally, sometimes you have to take a step backwards to go forwards.

I wonder, would NU let Cally come back if NU had gone 2-10????

Coming from a Nebraska fan I think this is pretty funny as it´s not like Cally set the world alight in his first couple of years.

[DBroncos4life]

Coming from a Nebraska fan I think this is pretty funny as it´s not like Cally set the world alight in his first couple of years.

No but its not like all CU's fans gave Cally much time before they started bashing him.

Hawk will be a damn fine coach, I said that from the day they hired him. It should also make that program respectable again, which is great for the B12 North.

[BroncoBuff]

Go Huskers ... Beat OU

[Kid A]

Go Huskers ... Beat OU

Thanks. I'll be there yelling my lungs out to help them!

[BroncoBuff]

Okay FloridaBronco and Evenrude .... it's Sunday morning at 11:28 a.m. Paciofic time .... you have ONE WEEK to the minute to post the image yuou wish me to post as my avatar.


NOTE: The image must comport with board sizes and standards

[Evenrude]

Okay FloridaBronco and Evenrude .... it's Sunday morning at 11:28 a.m. Paciofic time .... you have ONE WEEK to the minute to post the image yuou wish me to post as my avatar.


NOTE: The image must comport with board sizes and standards

I'll keep it simple.

Thanks for being a good sport and best of luck next year.

[BMF Bronco]

That's one Beautiful Avatar I must say!!!!!!!!!

[SoonerBronco]

That's one Beautiful Avatar I must say!!!!!!!!!

Avatar bets are a bitch...I had to use the loin clothed Chief last year...nuff said...

[BMF Bronco]

Avatar bets are a b****...I had to use the loin clothed Chief last year...nuff said...

I remember that ****, lost to naptown right?

[SoonerBronco]

I remember that ****, lost to naptown right?

Yeah it was the Texas tech debacle!

[BMF Bronco]

So, what are we betting?