View Full Version : Bolts taste good!!!
OOJack
11-16-2006, 09:52 PM
They're kind of like Pop Rocks on the tongue. Tingly and fun to eat! The Bolts are in the AFC West for the Broncos' amusement and entertainment. After the Broncos are done with them on Sunday night, they will be crapped out on the nfl.com standings page.
P.S. 1st post, but have been a year long lurker. My email was jacked way back when and never received and email to fully activate. Finally fully activated and ready to post.
P.S.S. Forgive my MSPaint skills, I don't have Photoshop on this box.
GO CHARGELESS!
GO CHEATERS!
GO DOLTS!
GO CHUGGERS!
GO BRONCOS!!!
Pendejo
11-16-2006, 10:02 PM
That's actually a pretty clever photo edit. Good job.
(Edit: Resize it and use it as an avatar.)
Electric Chair
11-16-2006, 10:06 PM
They're kind of like Pop Rocks on the tongue. Tingly and fun to eat! The Bolts are in the AFC West for the Broncos' amusement and entertainment. After the Broncos are done with them on Sunday night, they will be crapped out on the nfl.com standings page.
P.S. 1st post, but have been a year long lurker. My email was jacked way back when and never received and email to fully activate. Finally fully activated and ready to post.
P.S.S. Forgive my MSPaint skills, I don't have Photoshop on this box.
GO CHARGELESS!
GO CHEATERS!
GO DOLTS!
GO CHUGGERS!
GO BRONCOS!!!
I speak for fans of every other team in the NFL laughing at a Donk Fan calling any other team "CHEATERS". Hilarious!
BroncoFanCam
11-16-2006, 10:07 PM
THIS (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7537124100673382060) is what I like doing to chargers...
BroncoFanCam
11-16-2006, 10:08 PM
I speak for fans of every other team in the NFL laughing at a Donk Fan calling any other team "CHEATERS". Hilarious!I hate you, but I love your avatar... ^5
OOJack
11-16-2006, 10:10 PM
I speak for fans of every other team in the NFL laughing at a Donk Fan calling any other team "CHEATERS". Hilarious!
To quote my friend Webster:
Main Entry: 1cheat
Pronunciation: 'chEt
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 a : to practice fraud or trickery b : to violate rules dishonestly
Last time I checked it was the Roidinator violating the rules, not the Broncos? No?
Electric Chair
11-16-2006, 10:18 PM
To quote my friend Webster:
Main Entry: 1cheat
Pronunciation: 'chEt
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 a : to practice fraud or trickery b : to violate rules dishonestly
Last time I checked it was the Roidinator violating the rules, not the Broncos? No?
You must not have been a Donk Fan when they were penalized for cheating on the salary cap in the late '90's. Or think that their blocking schemes are just good, clean football.
Nice work on the definition, however. You are a real tribute to the Arizona Public Schools.
ChargerChuck
11-16-2006, 10:20 PM
Last time I checked it was the Roidinator violating the rules, not the Broncos? No?
Yeah, you never hear of any Broncos violating substance abuse policy, oh wait, I guess there was your punter this year who you fired and who is this guy you have now that's averaging what, 30 yards?
OOJack
11-16-2006, 10:28 PM
You must not have been a Donk Fan when they were penalized for cheating on the salary cap in the late '90's. Or think that their blocking schemes are just good, clean football.
Nice work on the definition, however. You are a real tribute to the Arizona Public Schools.
I didn't realize SF and Broomfield were in Arizona? Good one, Jack! No geography classes in the public schools down there in Cheaterville?
MrPeepers
11-17-2006, 01:28 AM
Yeah, you never hear of any Broncos violating substance abuse policy, oh wait, I guess there was your punter this year who you fired and who is this guy you have now that's averaging what, 30 yards?
substance abuse, yep thats saurbraun for ya.
this year he did ephedrine, that stuf you find in sudafed.
you boy merriman was shooting horse semen right? i don't know the real name, but it's a bonafide steroid.
Call him your best player, after he's off the juice a year ok?
Kaylore
11-17-2006, 01:35 AM
Cut blocks = legal (by the way, LT throws a nice cut block. That dirty player!)
Using steroids = against the league rules and against the law.
theAPAOps5
11-17-2006, 01:43 AM
Yeah, you never hear of any Broncos violating substance abuse policy, oh wait, I guess there was your punter this year who you fired and who is this guy you have now that's averaging what, 30 yards?
Wait whats that I just read in your post... oh thats right the Broncos fired their cheater. Can't say much for the Chargers. They make excuses like it was in a tainted protein shake. What a joke. And ephedra speeds up your metabolism. Not only does that burn fat but it also burns muscle as that is easier to break down.
Leroy The Disembowler
11-17-2006, 01:45 AM
this year he did ephedrine, that stuf you find in sudafed. sudafed has pseudoephedrine which is different. not that there's much wrong with ephedrin, just pointing that out.
anyway, the thread title and first two sentences, um how shall i say it, sound like you're swallowing them, literally. like sucking them off. sorry, but pop rocks, swallowing, tasting, and tingley tongues is gay all day in this context.
nttawwt in donkey country
OOJack
11-17-2006, 02:10 PM
sudafed has pseudoephedrine which is different. not that there's much wrong with ephedrin, just pointing that out.
anyway, the thread title and first two sentences, um how shall i say it, sound like you're swallowing them, literally. like sucking them off. sorry, but pop rocks, swallowing, tasting, and tingley tongues is gay all day in this context.
nttawwt in donkey country
Ahh, cannabis sativa... No offense my fellow Bronco brethren, but only a phobe or gay himself would pull that meaning from the sentence. Either way, the Dolts are pure cheaters in my book when it comes to the drogas (castillo and merrymanintights make up more than half their D). Even though neither is apparently on the roids at the moment, the effects don't immediately cease.
GO CHARGELESS!
GO CHEATERS!
GO DOLTS!
GO CHUGGERS!
GO BRONCOS!!!
Dukes
11-17-2006, 02:18 PM
You must not have been a Donk Fan when they were penalized for cheating on the salary cap in the late '90's
Yet another clueless idiot who eats up everything ESPN says instead of finding out the truth for himself
55CrushEm
11-17-2006, 02:36 PM
Cut blocks = legal (by the way, LT throws a nice cut block. That dirty player!)
It amazes me how many people still don't understand this......:pity: