View Full Version : Is Jay Cutler God?
RhymesayersDU
11-15-2006, 11:44 PM
Well?
El Guapo
11-15-2006, 11:45 PM
so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium? ROFL!
listopencil
11-15-2006, 11:46 PM
so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium? ROFL!
It could if Jay Cutler blessed it...
Kaylore
11-15-2006, 11:47 PM
so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium? ROFL!
When Jay Cutler makes it? Absolutely.
listopencil
11-15-2006, 11:48 PM
One time I asked Jay Cutler if he wanted to go hunting with me. He was annoyed and said, "I don't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. I go killing."
El Guapo
11-15-2006, 11:50 PM
i say that if cutler was qb the stadium wouldnt need alcohol to get messed up.8')
RhymesayersDU
11-15-2006, 11:51 PM
listo and Kaylore are indeed correct -- Cutler could make an everlasting keg. Out of one $6 beer no less!
69bronco
11-15-2006, 11:51 PM
he is the messiah and he could save our souls.
ludo21
11-15-2006, 11:53 PM
umm.... yes???
theAPAOps5
11-15-2006, 11:53 PM
One time I asked Jay Cutler if he wanted to go hunting with me. He was annoyed and said, "I don't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. I go killing."
Jay Cutler can cure cancer with his laser rocket arm, but Shanny won't start him.
RhymesayersDU
11-15-2006, 11:56 PM
LOL LOL LOL @ Jay Cutler becoming the new Chuck Norris.
Pure Greatness.
Jake Plummer, circa next year:
"Before they drafted Jay Cutler, I could throw a football a quarter mile."
BlaK-Argentina
11-15-2006, 11:58 PM
Cutler is God and Plummer is the Devil. There's no question about that.
theAPAOps5
11-16-2006, 12:08 AM
Jay Cutlers smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Billy Clyde Puckett
11-16-2006, 12:21 AM
Cutler can carry a clip board and will the Broncos to win with Jake at QB.
maven
11-16-2006, 12:24 AM
I once asked Jay Cutler whether there was a God. He smiled, looked at his hand, and answered, "Yes, there was."
Dagmar
11-16-2006, 12:27 AM
How dare you insult the Almighty with this blasphemy.
I'm serious, I cannot believe you would even make a thread like this, I hope you are drunk because this is not cool Rhyme, not cool at all.
Javon is God.
Killericon
11-16-2006, 12:33 AM
No, John Elway is God. Cutler's the Messiah.
I wonder when our prophet will appear...
Dedhed
11-16-2006, 12:38 AM
I actually think that Plummer must be god to still have a starting job despite his performance this year.
Dagmar
11-16-2006, 12:39 AM
I actually think that Plummer must be god to still have a starting job despite his performance this year.
I think more would mention Judas than God...
Atlas
11-16-2006, 12:41 AM
How dare you insult John Elway like that!!
Remember Elway built the New Mile High with nothing but his big smile, strong arm and fancy feet, and more guts and guile than all the HOF QBs put together.
We cried when the real God cried
We felt his pain when he hurt
To answer your questions yes, maybe Cutler is a God, Maybe he is a god to some poor tribe in the outback of Austrailia, but the real God wore #7.
The real god Wore the Bright Orange and the Navy Blue.
The real God spilled his heart and soul onto the grass fields of the NFL.
The real God made the city of Denver a Champion.
The real god carried the entire Bronco population on his shoulders to two SuperBowl Championships.
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/speardog/elway.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/speardog/John-Elway---Legends-of-the-Game-Ph.jpg
Dedhed
11-16-2006, 12:51 AM
I think more would mention Judas than God...
My familiarity with that particular story is hazy, but I figure he must hold some power that keeps him from getting the axe in spite of his performance.
Dagmar
11-16-2006, 01:02 AM
http://i15.tinypic.com/2cyqlxl.jpg
Arkie
11-16-2006, 01:09 AM
Jay will save us. Open up your heart.
Fusionfrontman
11-16-2006, 01:35 AM
and on the last night at the supper, jay turned to his disciples (teammates) and said, one of you will betray me.
He turned to judas (JAKe) and said, you will drop the ball...and throw it to the opposing team, and then overthrow a pass. and then...oh well you get the picture
DivineLegion
11-16-2006, 01:41 AM
No, John Elway is God. Cutler's the Messiah.
I wonder when our prophet will appear...
The Prophet has arrived...
Dont you know the Prophet appears before the Messiah making Javon the prophet who will pave the way for and baptize the Messiah (Jay) with TDs from the sky...:thumbs:
BroncoMan4ever
11-16-2006, 03:45 AM
and on the last night at the supper, jay turned to his disciples (teammates) and said, one of you will betray me.
He turned to judas (JAKe) and said, you will drop the ball...and throw it to the opposing team, and then overthrow a pass. and then...oh well you get the picture
And then douchebags like people who post dumb sh it like this will bit ch and moan about a 7-2 record because a so called savior who has yet to take a meaningful NFL snap is on the sidelines.
You people need to give it a rest and quit polishing the knob of a rookie QB who has almost no chance of seeing the field this year.
SprintRightOption
11-16-2006, 05:31 AM
And then douchebags like people who post dumb sh it like this will bit ch and moan about a 7-2 record because a so called savior who has yet to take a meaningful NFL snap is on the sidelines.
You people need to give it a rest and quit polishing the knob of a rookie QB who has almost no chance of seeing the field this year.
BLASPHEMY!!!
Let's see you try to walk outside and NOT get hit by lightning tomorrow!
Northman
11-16-2006, 05:38 AM
Yes, Jay is God and Brian Griese is the Devil.
watermock
11-16-2006, 05:50 AM
Jake may look like Jesus with his beard, and feed the apologists with one fish and one loaf of bread....
But Jay delivers the bottomless KEG from a plastic beer cup.
watermock
11-16-2006, 05:56 AM
My familiarity with that particular story is hazy, but I figure he must hold some power that keeps him from getting the axe in spite of his performance.
I prefer the power of quick ascension.
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Geography_and_History/Europe/Ceasar_stabbed.gifHilarious! ^5
broncosteven
11-16-2006, 11:12 AM
I find it very odd that his initals are JC...think about it...hmmmm, if not God (i.e Elway) then son of God for sure!
TheDave
11-16-2006, 11:16 AM
Cutler Vs. Bruschi Vs. Norris.... Hmmm... Armageddon for sure
Smiling Assassin27
11-16-2006, 11:18 AM
Cutler was born when Zeus cracked open Elway's head with a chisel and Jay popped out in full Under Armour and pads--'tis true.
watermock
11-16-2006, 11:20 AM
Javon walking on the water as JC throws him a flame.
There BC and there will be AD (After Al Davis).
Fusionfrontman
11-16-2006, 12:22 PM
And then douchebags like people who post dumb sh it like this will bit ch and moan about a 7-2 record because a so called savior who has yet to take a meaningful NFL snap is on the sidelines.
You people need to give it a rest and quit polishing the knob of a rookie QB who has almost no chance of seeing the field this year.
Wow...so trying to have a sense of humor making fun of YOU guys who argue and fuss over this **** makes me a douchbag? I almost forgot why i stopped posting on bulletin boards back when i was 14 yrs old. wait..i think i remember now ;)
theAPAOps5
11-16-2006, 02:31 PM
And then douchebags like people who post dumb sh it like this will bit ch and moan about a 7-2 record because a so called savior who has yet to take a meaningful NFL snap is on the sidelines.
You people need to give it a rest and quit polishing the knob of a rookie QB who has almost no chance of seeing the field this year.
Dude seriously, STFU....
Run along now and continue stewing over the Jake bashing threads. This is what normal people call a Joke. I will say it slowly J O K E. This is something that human beings do to enduce what is called laughter. That is the generaly accepted reaction to something that makes a human feel good.
Man you are an idiot
smalltowngrll
11-16-2006, 02:45 PM
LOL
And, I suppose if he turns out to NOT be god then we will have a mass suicide on this board from his followers. That would really suck!
theAPAOps5
11-16-2006, 02:48 PM
LOL
And, I suppose if he turns out to NOT be god then we will have a mass suicide on this board from his followers. That would really suck!
Let us not speak of such tom foolery I shudder to think what will be if Jay is not the second coming... :(
broncosteven
11-16-2006, 02:49 PM
LOL
And, I suppose if he turns out to NOT be god then we will have a mass suicide on this board from his followers. That would really suck!
They did drink "kool-aid" in Jonestown...
Wes Mantooth
11-16-2006, 08:22 PM
jay c does't have sex on the bottom because jay c can't screw up
Circle Orange
11-16-2006, 09:16 PM
Cutler was born when Zeus cracked open Elway's head with a chisel and Jay popped out in full Under Armour and pads--'tis true.
Perfect imagery. I know the reference. http://scosoft.com/s/Action/706bf6a8.gif
Jay may one day be great. But anyone calling him...HIM is really asking for it. Plagues, toads and fire will be their lot. http://scosoft.com/s/l/b03c778.gif
i think you all are way 2 bored
Killericon
11-17-2006, 02:03 AM
i think you all are way 2 bored
It's not sunday, what else are we supposed to do?
Broncos4tw
11-17-2006, 02:29 AM
Jay Cutler if he started, would probably make some bad throws and reads, throw some picks, get sacked, and play generally like a rookie, but better than many playing today.
And he'd be playing better than Jake most Sundays.
freak6
11-17-2006, 02:33 AM
John Elway was so sick of hearing about himself on draft day 1983 that he haphazardly wished under his breath on April 26th that he had a clone of himself so he could have some breathing room.
Well, it took a couple days for god<img src="http://dshoffman.com/SouthParkGod.jpg"> to put down the bong and get to fulfilling his messiah's wish. God, having a sense of humor and still feeling the effects of his sticky icky, picked out a fetus in Santa Claus, Indiana of all places to make his messiah's wish come true. On April 29th 1983, John Elway's clone was born.
Fusionfrontman
11-17-2006, 05:17 PM
^ Hahahaha
Kaylore
11-17-2006, 05:20 PM
This thread is so lame. Shouldn't we really be asking which god Cutler is?
watermock
11-17-2006, 05:26 PM
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/06/08/132386/Thor-2003__The_Sindicate_V1_June_16,_2003.jpg
Rocket Man after a trip to the hair dresser.
Kaylore
11-17-2006, 05:36 PM
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/06/08/132386/Thor-2003__The_Sindicate_V1_June_16,_2003.jpg
Rocket Man after a trip to the hair dresser.
That looks like a Raider fan. And "Rocket man" is a worse nickname than "blade".
Old Dude
11-17-2006, 05:41 PM
Before the internet, you'd have to take a really wrong turn somewhere on the Hill in Boulder to run into a picture like that.
Now, it's just right there.
Isn't progress great?
Crushaholic
11-17-2006, 05:41 PM
This thread is so lame. Shouldn't we really be asking which god Cutler is?
Well, if we see Cutler for the first time in the Christmas Eve game, we'll know the answer to that question...;)
watermock
11-17-2006, 06:11 PM
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/06/08/132386/Thor-2003__The_Sindicate_V1_June_16,_2003.jpg
It was under "Thor" but I missed the skull. Of course, it could be Rocket Man holding Oakland in the palm of his hand as well.
watermock
11-17-2006, 06:16 PM
Before the internet, you'd have to take a really wrong turn somewhere on the Hill in Boulder to run into a picture like that.
Now, it's just right there.
Isn't progress great?
Actually, there isn't a right turn on the hill in Boulder. Everything is concentrated on left turns.
orange 4 life
11-17-2006, 06:33 PM
people here sure think so.
errand
11-17-2006, 10:38 PM
And then douchebags like people who post dumb sh it like this will bit ch and moan about a 7-2 record because a so called savior who has yet to take a meaningful NFL snap is on the sidelines.
You people need to give it a rest and quit polishing the knob of a rookie QB who has almost no chance of seeing the field this year.
I'm still curious as to what Cutler has done to deserve such applause. Because he's not Jake? That's all I can figure out.
We've been bombarded with threads that cite statistic after staistic proving beyond doubt that Jake sucks...and yet, Jake is starting ahead of this alleged savior who did nothing great in college, and beat a few scrubs and vanilla D's in preseason.
Why isn't he starting if he's all that. How badly does Jake have to play before a supposedly superior talent is playing in his stead?
Surely Mike can see that Jay is superior than Jake, right? Well, can he?
Cito Pelon
11-17-2006, 11:43 PM
Well, maybe Shanny views Jay as one of the lesser gods in the panoply. One of the cherubs, maybe.
Apparently, the cherub Cupid has shot his arrow through the hearts of many a Mane poster and they have a crush on Jay. It's like how the little girls used to scream and cry when Paul McCartney came across the pond.