Some Half Truths about Jake Plummer [Archive] - The Orange Mane

Taco John

11-15-2006, 06:35 PM

There are a lot of opinions flying around about Jake Plummer. I just want to focus on the farce.

For one...

Jake Plummer's beard has magical properties. The longer it gets, the better he is at decision making. When it's shaved, he returns to his natural state.

For every interception Jake throws, he is promised another virgin in heaven. However, God is thinking about appending this agreement due to a resource strain.

What other half truths are out there about this guy?

Rock Chalk

11-15-2006, 06:40 PM

Man the human race is really scraping the bottom of the gene pool these days.

Feel sad for little Z, lets hope his mother has stronger genes that pops or he is in for a very tough life.

DeusExManning

11-15-2006, 06:43 PM

Man the human race is really scraping the bottom of the gene pool these days.

Feel sad for little Z, lets hope his mother has stronger genes that pops or he is in for a very tough life.

Alec this is absolutely ridiculous!!! Taco started a humorous half hearted thread and you critique his genetic makeup and his family. Unbelievable.

ludo21

11-15-2006, 06:46 PM

I still dont get why people continue to bash Jake rather than support him since he is the starter.

And Alec, that was very rude.

Smiling Assassin27

11-15-2006, 06:56 PM

The guy's right arm is NOT gold plated--it's actually Pyrite...

-Slap-

11-15-2006, 06:56 PM

-Slap-

11-15-2006, 06:57 PM

Jake half sucks.

BroncoInSkinland

11-15-2006, 06:59 PM

For every game the Broncos win one randomly selected starting player is given credit. Jake drew 22nd this year, so he will recieve his credit sometime after the superbowl.

Jake actually lost 6 games this year, putting us off to a 3-6 start. Then Champ Bailey invented time travel, went back to several of the games and single-handedly double-covered opposing recievers to make key interceptions and win us the games.

Clockwork Orange

11-15-2006, 07:07 PM

The Plummer defenders have consistently resorted to personal attacks against the people who criticize him.

And the Plummer bashers have done the exact same thing to the people who diagree with them. Doesn't make it right, but it's certainly a two-way street.

BroncoFanCam

11-15-2006, 07:07 PM

The Plummer defenders have consistently resorted to personal attacks against the people who criticize him.

Questioning Jake Plummer opens you up to attacks on your loyalty as a fan, your intelligence, your character and just about everything else.Funny isn't it? It's not just here though, it's all of these places, it's definitely in the admin of 'Mania, and I even here it on KOA... After the Pitt game that loser in the morning show... "I wonder what the critics have to say now huh..."

I love the little fella that runs around here... "support the starter", "shut up and support the starter"

I happen to worry more about the team in general, oif one player is repeatedly stinking ity up, I have no objection (and prefer) to start someone else.

They are too hung up on Jakey-poo to see what's truly best for the team, and that is to eliminate liabilities, of which Jake is one.

Pendejo

11-15-2006, 07:09 PM

Jake half sucks.

You're feeling generous today Slap.

Clockwork Orange

11-15-2006, 07:12 PM

Funny isn't it? It's not just here though, it's all of these places, it's definitely in the admin of 'Mania, and I even here it on KOA... After the Pitt game that loser in the morning show... "I wonder what the critics have to say now huh..."

I love the little fella that runs around here... "support the starter", "shut up and support the starter"

I happen to worry more about the team in general, oif one player is repeatedly stinking ity up, I have no objection (and prefer) to start someone else.

They are too hung up on Jakey-poo to see what's truly best for the team, and that is to eliminate liabilities, of which Jake is one.

What's really funny is that you're one of the people who's been insulting those who don't share your viewpoint on this subject.

Don't let that little detail get in the way of some solid hypocrisy, though. I'm sure freak6 will be here soon to play the poor victim of the dastardly Jake supporters right along side of you.

Merlin

11-15-2006, 07:19 PM

What the bashers don't realize, and often try to misrepresent, is that one can be critical of much of Jake's play to date, yet still believe he is the best option. But the bashers prefer the non-sequitur that if you have some poor performances, then you must go and be replaced by a rookie, even if the coach and the senior players (yes, that would be people that have forgotten more about football than the whole mane could ever know) think otherwise.

PS But all is good as far as the administrators care because look at the traffic it creates. If you were to eliminate every bash Jake thread (or at least cut it in half), the mane's traffic would probably slow to a snail's pace

Clockwork Orange

11-15-2006, 07:21 PM

The defenders need to stop with the whole, "If you don't support Plummer, you hate winning & you're a bad fan" and the bashers need to stop with the whole, "If If you don't agree with me, you're not objective." Both of these talking points have become very tiresome.

SteveTensi13

11-15-2006, 07:33 PM

I miss Steve Tensi.

bronco_diesel

11-15-2006, 07:36 PM

jake plummer intentionally throws interceptions so he can gauge just how his game impacts the life of others.

Blueflame

11-15-2006, 07:40 PM

And the Plummer bashers have done the exact same thing to the people who diagree with them. Doesn't make it right, but it's certainly a two-way street.

The poster who did that... made disparaging personal remarks about another poster's child (and via "rep" rather than publicly on the main forum) was banned.

BroncoInSkinland

11-15-2006, 07:40 PM

For every interception Jake throws, Honda upgrades his ride. He's in an element now, but aiming for an S-2000 by the end of the year.

fontaine

11-15-2006, 07:44 PM

For every interception Jake throws, Honda upgrades his ride. He's in an element now, but aiming for an S-2000 by the end of the year.

LOL

You mean the Brett Favre incentive plan?

bronco_diesel

11-15-2006, 07:48 PM

For every interception Jake throws, Honda upgrades his ride. He's in an element now, but aiming for an S-2000 by the end of the year.

that's a good one!

Northman

11-15-2006, 08:17 PM

The poster who did that... made disparaging personal remarks about another poster's child (and via "rep" rather than publicly on the main forum) was banned.

Does this mean Alec will be taking a vacation again? Hilarious!

broncogary

11-15-2006, 08:18 PM

I miss Steve Tensi.

I don't. Put in Marlin Briscoe!:thanku:

errand

11-15-2006, 08:21 PM

I still dont get why people continue to bash Jake rather than support him since he is the starter.

And Alec, that was very rude.

I agree. Alec, that was pretty bad, and this is coming from someone who use to toss around a few insults himself. (Not sure if you guys have noticed I've stayed out of the politics forum because I'm trying to change my argumentative ways, besides, I'm never gonna change anyone's mind)

As for Jake...he isn't playing as well this year as he did last year. Having said that, he still is the starter and deserves our support. Like Gene Hackman said to the school gym in "Hoosiers"

"I would hope you'd support who we are, not who we are not"

elsid13

11-15-2006, 08:23 PM

I understand SOB's Dog is behind it all.

Northman

11-15-2006, 08:24 PM

I understand SOB's Dog is behind it all.

There was a rumor that the dog pushed the couch in front of Jake causing that injury. Just a rumor though.

riiiiick

11-15-2006, 08:30 PM

hey, nice change of pace TJ. i opened this thread ready for bear:thumbsup: one thing we all want, coaches, players, haters, homers and everyone in between is to beat SD this week. Go Broncos!

elsid13

11-15-2006, 08:32 PM

There was a rumor that the dog pushed the couch in front of Jake causing that injury. Just a rumor though.

Yeah, I heard he was pissed Jake was feeding him granola soy bones vs real cattle ones

orinjkrush

11-15-2006, 09:00 PM

There really ARE two Jakes: Jake and his evil twin brother Jake. Bad Jake, surreptitiously sedates good Jake when least expected. Good Jake reappears when the drugs wear off. Strangely enough bad Jake has a better arm, a strong middle finger but is near sighted. Good Jake has no arm, good legs and great eyesight, especially in the back of his head.
Truth is stranger than fiction.

errand

11-15-2006, 10:00 PM

Questioning Jake Plummer opens you up to attacks on your loyalty as a fan, your intelligence, your character and just about everything else.

You have no room to talk...anyone who says Elway threw a dumb pass or cost a game or two generally is blasted as being a bad fan, and other numerous aspersions you cast.

-Slap-

11-15-2006, 10:00 PM

errand

11-15-2006, 10:03 PM

I miss Steve Tensi.

How can you miss a player that was not on the roster after you became a die-hard fan?

Taco John

11-16-2006, 12:59 AM

Rumor has it that when Jake is no longer the starter, he plans on breaking up with Alec.

Arkie

11-16-2006, 01:21 AM

For every interception Jake throws, he is promised another virgin in heaven. However, God is thinking about appending this agreement due to a resource strain.

:gimme: 158 virgins!!!

He would have more for every TD.

listopencil

11-16-2006, 01:27 AM

Virgins are overrated.

watermock

11-16-2006, 01:33 AM

For every interception Jake throws, Honda upgrades his ride. He's in an element now, but aiming for an S-2000 by the end of the year.

You obviously have a misconception...They gave him that fancy truck, then moved him down to a Pilot...Then an Escape...He's in like for a base Accord then a Civic ..finally a honda 400...then simply a moped.

Taco John

11-16-2006, 01:51 AM

Virgins are overrated.

That's the rub, isn't it? You die. You go to heaven. And then what do you have to look forward to? A whole lot of akward sex.

BroncoInSkinland

11-16-2006, 11:21 AM

The east coast biased NFL knew the Bronco's were too good for the other teams, so they forced Shannahan to take sub-par quarterbacks for one decade after Elway left. Inner circle speculation is still rampant as to wether Culter is another sub-par quarterback, or if Shanny plans on sitting him until the 2008 season begins.

55CrushEm

11-16-2006, 11:36 AM

Man the human race is really scraping the bottom of the gene pool these days.

Feel sad for little Z, lets hope his mother has stronger genes that pops or he is in for a very tough life.

No surprise.....once again, Alec proves he is a Class 1 douche-bag.

What an idiot.....

Man-Goblin

11-16-2006, 11:50 AM

Jake actually lost 6 games this year, putting us off to a 3-6 start. Then Champ Bailey invented time travel, went back to several of the games and single-handedly double-covered opposing recievers to make key interceptions and win us the games.

Rep.

watermock

11-16-2006, 11:56 AM

Give me 72 harlots over 72 virgins every time. Heh.

Save the eternal flame tho thank you. These are actually nice girls that just like to share.

Actually a mix of 31 apeice would be rather interesting...I guess that's purgetory.

Sometimes I think they are simply born to be Bad.

BroncoFanCam

11-16-2006, 12:10 PM

You obviously have a misconception...They gave him that fancy truck, then moved him down to a Pilot...Then an Escape...He's in like for a base Accord then a Civic ..finally a honda 400...then simply a moped.Haven't you seen the commercials on tv...

It goes...

Honda Blimp, Honda Formula One Car, Honda (Acura) NSX, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Honda Outboard 4-stroke Boat Motor, Honda Lawnmower, Honda Weedeater.

Currently he has about as much potency as the weedeater.

Orange_Beard

11-16-2006, 12:41 PM

Jake supporters have tasted his DNA.
Certain OM menbers can tell quality of DNA by taste.

TailgateNut

11-16-2006, 12:43 PM

How can you miss a player that was not on the roster after you became a die-hard fan?

:thumbsup: You're not so bad after all (as long as were not talking politics)

clarkster

11-16-2006, 01:01 PM

douche bag is so much fun to say... i love it. if im taking life too serious, i call someone a douche bag and im ok. right now im laughing for no reason at all. maybe theres an issue there i need to address...

Popps

11-16-2006, 01:05 PM

For every interception Jake throws, he is promised another virgin in heaven. However, God is thinking about appending this agreement due to a resource strain.

Taco!??!

Now, that's actually FUNNY!

Be honest, did someone help you with that?

Good stuff.

Take note, drama-queens. If you're going to drone and cry about Plummer all day, at least make it entertaining.