Where are the fader fans? [Archive] - The Orange Mane

Paladin

11-11-2006, 04:07 PM

I saw only one somewhere and he posted a picture of the catch a couple of years ago that gave the Faids the lead. I didn't have th eheart to tell him that even then Elam had a chance to win that game.

No Faides since that I have seen. Over on the Raider Forums, there are many who see the Broncos in a romp, while there are some who hold out for miracles. Strange things are happening..........

Northman

11-11-2006, 04:09 PM

The quit before the season began. lmao

mosca

11-11-2006, 04:11 PM

They're waiting for Rich Gannon to make a comeback.

watermock

11-11-2006, 04:12 PM

I called the division of wildlife and they said that the Faider species had been moved from threatened to the brink of extinction.

http://www.stuffedark.com/images/dodobird.jpg

I did find this stuffed specimen in the archives.

The extinction of the Faider could have minimal impact on the NFL ecosystem according to leading scientists.

Sassy

11-11-2006, 04:14 PM

Maybe they crawled into their "black hole" at the beginning of the season and didn't come out...

watermock

11-11-2006, 04:19 PM

Maybe they crawled into their "black hole" at the beginning of the season and didn't come out...

Remember that stupid game at a Chucky Cheese where golphers pop their heads up and you pound them with a mallet?

watermock

11-11-2006, 04:22 PM

-Slap-

11-11-2006, 04:24 PM

I wonder where the Raider fans are, too.

Maybe they should change the team colors to this:

http://www.backyardcity.com/images/Galtech/Sunbrella-Sunflower-Yellow-77.jpg

Or this:

http://www.fgwallpaper.com/images/fauxfinishes/ff-06-yellow-800.jpg

Wait, I've got it. Here are their new home uniforms:

http://bambinomountain.com/images/pink-kiku.JPG

And this is for the traveling team:

http://bambinomountain.com/images/yellow-kiku.JPG

If no Raider fans say any different, I guess they probably agree.

Sassy

11-11-2006, 04:24 PM

Sassy...now my neighbor wants 20K for his GTO and I only offered him 6. He said 8K probably would of done it. Bad color tho. Purple, but you could of given it a new shiny purple paint and go to HornHead games in it. I know how much you love the HornHeads.

Ha! No thanks, Mock...I'll wait for my dad's 70 GTO to get finished and cruise around in that! It's getting totally redone.

Sassy

11-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Hey you Pansy Fader fans...where are ya!

http://www.iciclepansy.com/photos/pansy2.jpg

That One Guy

11-11-2006, 04:35 PM

I went to check out the Raider's Boards to see what their thoughts were on this game and the general concensus is very little hope but maybe they'll get lucky due to our injuries.

This was my favorite part of the Raider Board I saw:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5616076_36_3.jpghttp://www.brascon.com/turnprotecimg/turnstile.jpg
"Which ones Robert Gallery?"

ROFL!

CBF1

11-11-2006, 04:39 PM

They sure in the heck are no longer in Southern California. Just not the same without them to push around. Hopefully we will run into some at the local sports bar tomorrow.

Raiders swallow.

-Slap-

11-11-2006, 04:42 PM

I went to check out the Raider's Boards to see what their thoughts were on this game and the general consensus is very little hope but maybe they'll get lucky due to our injuries.

This was my favorite part of the Raider Board I saw:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5616076_36_3.jpghttp://www.brascon.com/turnprotecimg/turnstile.jpg
"Which ones Robert Gallery?"

ROFL!

I don't know what's funnier: the turnstile smack or that happy little puppy dog smile on Gallery's face. Somebody please explain to that chump this is what an offensive lineman is supposed to look like.

http://endzone.pscoggin.com/Graphics/ROFers/zimmer_g.jpg

That One Guy

11-11-2006, 04:48 PM

I don't know what's funnier: the turnstile smack or that happy little puppy dog smile on Gallery's face. Somebody please explain to that chump this is what an offensive lineman is supposed to look like.

Maybe that's why there's been such success against Gallery, the secondary just goes out with a tennis ball and he can't concetrate on people running bye him. Poor guy just wants to play fetch.

-Slap-

11-11-2006, 04:53 PM

You can't even blame it on him being young. Here's a picture of a young Gary Zimmerman in his LA Express uniform. The power of his glare made everybody in the photo serious.

http://www.oursportscentral.com/usfl/images/expressline.jpg

watermock

11-11-2006, 04:54 PM

Ha! No thanks, Mock...I'll wait for my dad's 70 GTO to get finished and cruise around in that! It's getting totally redone.

It wouldn't be that hard to put power steering on it for you. Wouldn't hurt the value at all.

watermock

11-11-2006, 04:59 PM

I don't know what's funnier: the turnstile smack or that happy little puppy dog smile on Gallery's face. Somebody please explain to that chump this is what an offensive lineman is supposed to look like.

http://endzone.pscoggin.com/Graphics/ROFers/zimmer_g.jpg

http://cache.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/nalen_mug.jpg

Sassy

11-11-2006, 05:00 PM

It wouldn't be that hard to put power steering on it for you. Wouldn't hurt the value at all.

He's spending a fortune...not sure what all he's doing to it.

watermock

11-11-2006, 05:05 PM

http://www.oursportscentral.com/usfl/images/expressline.jpg

Damn Slappy, Zim looks like he could crush that helmet like an Aluminum Coors Light Can.

One handed. Maybe just eat it!

watermock

11-11-2006, 05:09 PM

http://www.oursportscentral.com/usfl/images/expressline.jpg

Look carefully...that helmet HAS TEETH IN IT.

Dudeskey

11-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Did they raise the white flag already? Ha! It sure is quiet around here. :welcome:

I had something completely offensive, tasteless, & politically incorrect to answer that... but anyway, they're out there, they just have no ****-talk capital right now.;D

WoodMan

11-11-2006, 05:12 PM

Remember that stupid game at a Chucky Cheese where golphers pop their heads up and you pound them with a mallet?

Wack-a-mole. I remember it from the old Celebrity sports center on Colorado blvd. Lets bring it back as Wack-a Raider!:D

Meck77

11-11-2006, 05:19 PM

Not sure where the fade fans are but I spoke with Barrel Man today. He's in oaktown representing for us and ready to give em hell!

mosca

11-11-2006, 05:31 PM

Fader fans are even being quiet in person, surprisingly. At work a co-worker came in to check her schedule, off the clock, and she was wearing one of those big, black, ugly Raiders Starter-style jackets that were popular a few years back. I sneered at her and said "Didn't know you were a Raiders fan." Instead of replying she simply walked off. Can't blame her, really.

DenverBrit

11-11-2006, 05:42 PM

They did a Triple Lindy, with a half twist, off the back of the bandwagon. :yayaya:

watermock

11-11-2006, 05:55 PM

Anyone have a picture off Elway flipping of then Oakland coach Shanahan? I was at that game. Reeves blew it.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=3686&dateline=1158092062

I can't get thru that avatar.

Kaylore

11-11-2006, 05:57 PM

I heard that several franchise front offices are planning a class action lawsuit against the fade because of the amount of bonus money they give away every game.

azbroncfan

11-11-2006, 06:59 PM

I went over to raidersfan.net and was banned for telling a guy he doesn't watch much football because he wants the fade to sign leonard davis. Bunch of P@$$y's just like the joke of a football team they field. 30-3 Denver.

watermock

11-11-2006, 07:24 PM

Let's just take care of busness and get the hell out of there.

Kaylore

11-11-2006, 07:33 PM

elsid13

11-11-2006, 07:36 PM

I figure the cops were throwing the vagrants back in jail this week.

Moon§hiner

11-11-2006, 08:22 PM

The only thing the Raiders have now is that they have won a Super Bowl more recently than the Chiefs

mosca

11-11-2006, 08:42 PM

http://mb20.scout.com/fraidersfansfrm4.showMessage?topicID=8273.topic
Love the following quote by a Fade fan in that thread: "What merger? This makes no sense"

Crushaholic

11-12-2006, 02:51 AM

The place smells a bit better with the Raiders fans banished into oblivion. I like it that way...

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 02:53 AM

Kind of tripping me out that not a single one has the nerve to show their face.

Popps

11-12-2006, 03:35 AM

Did they raise the white flag already? Ha! It sure is quiet around here. :welcome:

Sad that we actually have to make threads to call these gutless posers out.

Take off the make-up and the Star Wars costume, and they're just ****ty fans.

All show, no go.... and by no go, I mean literally... no go. Even when things are going well, they can't get anyone in that dump.

The Broncos saw some very lean years, but you never saw this....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/tix/231260362.html

LMAO!!!

Two NFL tickets for $30?!?!??!

Epic.

theAPAOps5

11-12-2006, 04:01 AM

As much as they suck I am still worried about this game. This could be a classic trap game. Everyone expects them to win they have injuries and they are on the road.

Just get the win and get ready for the two biggest games of the season! Especially when they will be 4 days apart.

Maximus

11-12-2006, 08:43 AM

Kind of tripping me out that not a single one has the nerve to show their face.

It's kinda hard to talk smack when your offensive line stinks this bad. Our defense is good.... You'll see that today... You'll also see the potential of Walter when he's able to stand up...

Hogan11

11-12-2006, 08:55 AM

Two pages and only Maximus shows up....kudos to you my fellow Western NYer for proving once again that people step up in these parts.

As for the game, Mock said it best I think...go in, get the job done and get the hell out of Dodge.

elsid13

11-12-2006, 08:59 AM

It's kinda hard to talk smack when your offensive line stinks this bad. Our defense is good.... You'll see that today... You'll also see the potential of Walter when he's able to stand up...

OH, I thought that Walter on his back, in the middle of the field was one of White's staple plays

Maximus

11-12-2006, 09:31 AM

OH, I thought that Walter on his back, in the middle of the field was one of White's staple plays

;D Slot left Zoom 18 Deep post on your back on 2.... Walsh is terrible but we can't blame him until the O-line starts performing. Walter is not taking 7 step drops anymore... so walsh is learning.

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 09:32 AM

Man, where are all the Raider fans?

broncogary

11-12-2006, 09:44 AM

As for the game, Mock said it best I think...go in, get the job done and get the hell out of Dodge.

in a Pontiac GTO. ;D

Maximus

11-12-2006, 09:52 AM

Man, where are all the Raider fans?

It's tough on us right now... Hell... I got harassed by a female colts fan in a resturant yesterday. Anyway... I just got my 50' Plasma TV yesterday... The first game I watch will be the Raiders vs the Donks... I'm hoping the 50' brings me luck today...

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 09:57 AM

It's tough on us right now... Hell... I got harassed by a female colts fan in a resturant yesterday. Anyway... I just got my 50' Plasma TV yesterday... The first game I watch will be the Raiders vs the Donks... I'm hoping the 50' brings me luck today...

I was going to devote a few posts to pretending you aren't here, either, but **** it.......:clown:

Congrats on the new TV.

elsid13

11-12-2006, 09:59 AM

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:00 AM

I had a huge poster of "The Judge" GTO. That was a cool car.

I went thru the muscle car era. My brother blew up his 396 Nova SS and put in a 482. It was pretty limp wristed. He had burned up the 396 outrunning cops in two states. True story.

He goes into town and says...look they are shadowiing me. 30 years later, my Nephew has welded some panels back and got it primered...they pulled him over the first turn in town. I am not kidding. The tires squeek because it's got a locked rear end.

Other brother had an SS Impala circa 1965 that would be priceless now. Red, black buckets, 396, Hurst, chrome console...I would love to have that car today.Then he sold the Impala SS and got a SJ Grand Prix with the seats that swiveled...that was amusing to say the least.

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:03 AM

It's tough on us right now... Hell... I got harassed by a female colts fan in a resturant yesterday. Anyway... I just got my 50' Plasma TV yesterday... The first game I watch will be the Raiders vs the Donks... I'm hoping the 50' brings me luck today...

Honestly Max, we want a rivalry. True fans don't like to see a franchise go completely in the dumpster. We are not going to give quarter, but damn...this is a tough room and we generally are in the hunt. I honestly mean this...I hope you guys can rebound.

NOT. Heh...

Maximus

11-12-2006, 10:05 AM

I was going to devote a few posts to pretending you aren't here, either, but **** it.......:clown:

Congrats on the new TV.

Hopefully I will return with a different type of congrats later... If the offense just plays decent we have a chance. 8')

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 10:08 AM

Hopefully I will return with a different type of congrats later... If the offense just plays decent we have a chance. 8')

More likely, your team will crawl away, oozing blood from every orifice, dazedly shaking horse piss from their hair.

Maximus

11-12-2006, 10:08 AM

Honestly Max, we want a rivalry. True fans don't like to see a franchise go completely in the dumpster. We are not going to give quarter, but damn...this is a tough room and we generally are in the hunt. I honestly mean this...I hope you guys can rebound.

NOT. Heh...

I totally agree... I don't have any smack right now...... Fugg it... Burgess is gonna kill plummer today!!! Then the goofy non thinking donk fans will have their wish... A rookie qb F'in up your playoff chances.

Maximus

11-12-2006, 10:11 AM

More likely, your team will crawl away, oozing blood from every orifice, dazedly shaking horse piss from their hair.

It's not going to be easy... The defense has been great! We're ranked pretty high in pass defense and not too bad against the run. I understand that lepsis is out... plummer could be running for his life!

Maximus

11-12-2006, 10:12 AM

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 10:15 AM

It's not going to be easy... The defense has been great! We're ranked pretty high in pass defense and not too bad against the run. I understand that lepsis is out... plummer could be running for his life!

Elvis is going to hit Walter so hard his kids will be born dizzy.

broncogary

11-12-2006, 10:17 AM

It's tough on us right now... Hell... I got harassed by a female colts fan in a resturant yesterday. Anyway... I just got my 50' Plasma TV yesterday... The first game I watch will be the Raiders vs the Donks... I'm hoping the 50' brings me luck today...

I don't care what anybody says. 50 feet is a big TV.

Mock's older brother's nephew had one like it in the '60's...:~ohyah!:

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:20 AM

Elvis is about to enter the building.

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:25 AM

I don't care what anybody says. 50 feet is a big TV.

Mock's older brother's nephew had one like it in the '60's...:~ohyah!:

Actually they have been living like cavemen in trailers. Matt almost needed treatment for exaustion from overwork.

don't make jokes about my nephew.

broncogary

11-12-2006, 10:30 AM

Actually they have been living like cavemen in trailers.

They sound like chef fans. :~ohyah!:

Donk

11-12-2006, 10:49 AM

I will find a bunch of fader fans. Last Sunday there were a bunch of black shirts at the bar.

They were loud and stupid, telling me what a butt whipen me and the Broncos were going to get this week.

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:51 AM

Matt was literally relieved of command by doctors orders he was so exaustted.

He was done. Exaustion. I don't care. He can't work himself to death. He's too valuable heh...

He's a fine Man and I hated to see him do tired. I told him with no uncertain terms to get some rest and eat some yougurt then some steak to get his strength back.

I can't even tell you. Just exausted is all I can say. He's still strong but damn. He was tired. I think he's getting some rest now.

I was ready to call a doctor for him.

watermock

11-12-2006, 10:54 AM

I will find a bunch of fader fans. Last Sunday there were a bunch of black shirts at the bar.

They were loud and stupid, telling me what a butt whipen me and the Broncos were going to get this week.

Delusions are like dreams. I would of asked them who they are going to draft when they release Gallery.

gunns

11-12-2006, 11:55 AM

Where have all the Raider fans gone, long time choking?
Where have all the great Raider fans gone, so long ago?
Where have all the Raider fans gone?
No one picks them anymore.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

smalltowngrll

11-12-2006, 12:14 PM

I will find a bunch of fader fans. Last Sunday there were a bunch of black shirts at the bar.

They were loud and stupid, telling me what a butt whipen me and the Broncos were going to get this week.

You know, it's quite ironic. I had the same crap happen last Sunday as well. We'll see how they respond today.....oh, say after the first few Bronco's scores.

-Slap-

11-12-2006, 12:59 PM

Geez, how pathetic. I just went to set my Tivo and I noticed the Bronco game isn't in HD today. Obviously DirecTV doesn't feel the Raiders warrant the advanced technology.

elsid13

11-12-2006, 01:36 PM

Geez, how pathetic. I just went to set my Tivo and I noticed the Bronco game isn't in HD today. Obviously DirecTV doesn't feel the Raiders warrant the advanced technology.

CBS only has 3 games in HD today. What a crap network.

broncoblue

11-12-2006, 03:12 PM

Not sure where the fade fans are but I spoke with Barrel Man today. He's in oaktown representing for us and ready to give em hell!

my cousin is there as well so theres at least 2 there....:notworthy

Bronx33

11-12-2006, 03:27 PM

Walker is going to own.............nuff said.

SteveTensi13

11-12-2006, 04:07 PM

It's tough on us right now... Hell... I got harassed by a female colts fan in a resturant yesterday. Anyway... I just got my 50' Plasma TV yesterday... The first game I watch will be the Raiders vs the Donks... I'm hoping the 50' brings me luck today...

50 foot television? Holy sh**, where did you put that puppy? In a warehouse? I dont think they call it a TV, more like a movie theater.