How are you going to die?

[ludo21]

This has probably been done before, but many newbs here ;D

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Scott: At age 36 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Dang, only 17 years left ROFL!

[Crushaholic]

Crushaholic: At age 74 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Funny thing is, I can kind of see that happening...:rofl:

[Hotrod]

Hotrod: At age 61 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

LOL WTF

[ak1971]

woo hoo

AK: At age 87 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

big guy: At age 64 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


Elvis and John Wayne were my grandmother's heart throbs and I share a birthday with Elvis.

[-Slap-]

-Slap-: Shot dead at 88 by a jealous husband 60 years your junior.

[WABronco]

Mine is the best...ever:

Ben: At age 66 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

So, in 47 years or so, watch the weirdest most freaky reality show. I'm the dead guy...

[Jose Chung]

Jose Chung: At age 31 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

[BroncoBuff]

big guy: At age 64 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Same here .... but I only make it to 60.

[alkemical]

At age 53 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

[24champ]

Jeff: At age 39 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Crappola, I only have 18 years left.

[Rohirrim]

Rohirrim: At age 66 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Damn! I hope the food's good.

[heydensmom]

LMAO
Tracie: At age 47 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[theAPAOps5]

ApaOps5: At age 64 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Oh suck Wrong Turn = Bad news
I was hoping for something that ended with ...driving fast and taking chances!

[ludo21]

keep em coming, these are hilarious!

[ksBRONCOfan]

jeremy: At age 66 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

[24champ]

jeremy: At age 66 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

nice way to go out.:giggle: Kapoof!

[theAPAOps5]

Not mist unfortunately. I have pictures of what a jet engine can do to the human body if anyone cares to see.

[24champ]

Not mist unfortunately. I have pictures of what a jet engine can do to the human body if anyone cares to see.

I've seen the navy videos of it, nasty...ugh!~

[Orange_Beard]

At age 64 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Damm only 64, that ain't long for me.
I once had a dream that I would live to 108.

[Cleo McDowell]

won: At age 76 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

nice