11-07-2006, 07:52 PM
They start a 3 hour marathon tonight at 10 PM central of election coverage!!!
You know that's gonna be a friggin' party!!!
11-07-2006, 07:59 PM
Why can't they show it live here in Co? Why fXCXing midnight? That pisses me off. Not like I've got work tomorrow or anything.
COLBERT: If honeydew is ripe, I think it's the king of melons.
STEWART: Nah, I think given the choice of melons . . .
COLBERT: You'd go cantaloupe.
STEWART: Oh, I don't think there's any question. The cantaloupe is far superior to the honeydew.
COLBERT: No, every night I hunt for the honeydew.
STEWART: The honeydew is almost a coconut; it's barely even a melon. I think you're making a huge mistake.
COLBERT: No, I don't care for it.
STEWART [in a stentorian announcer's voice]: Colbert and Stewart came to blows over the melon.