View Full Version : Chokeland makes NFL history....
Clockwork Orange
11-06-2006, 08:48 PM
....by being the first team to ever get shut out twice on Monday Night Football in one season.
Take a bow! Hilarious!
Jens1893
11-06-2006, 08:49 PM
Bastard. I wanted to post that. :)
Congrats, Raiders! Committment to Excellence indeed.
-Slap-
11-06-2006, 08:53 PM
Wow. The former Kings of Monday Night. They were 18-2-1 at one point in their history on MNF, now they hold a record for ineptitude.
ColoradoDarin
11-06-2006, 09:01 PM
Couldn't happen to a better team
Atwater His Ass
11-06-2006, 09:04 PM
Couldn't happen to a better team
Indeed.
spdirty
11-06-2006, 09:06 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer group of guys
Kaylore
11-06-2006, 09:08 PM
:)
BroncoFanCam
11-06-2006, 09:23 PM
An evil smirk came across my face when I heard that too...
Good job Fade!!!!
Taco John
11-06-2006, 09:25 PM
It's enough to want to knee someone in the balls.
BroncoFanCam
11-06-2006, 09:29 PM
It's enough to want to knee someone in the balls.
I hope our wounded warriors get the week off this week. There are some pretty big names in our injury report, and we'll need our "manhood" for teh rest of teh season, why waste it on the Faders...
Bronco Billy
11-06-2006, 09:31 PM
It's enough to want to knee someone in the balls.
What a cheap shot! I knew they didn't have class, but come on! :nutkick
Pendejo
11-06-2006, 09:44 PM
Wow...that really is a substantial achievement. Congratulations to the Fade.
boltaneer
11-06-2006, 11:12 PM
And they'll still get three primetime games next year too! LOL
watermock
11-06-2006, 11:33 PM
I don't care what the TE said. People try to get in your head all the time. Healthy fine and one game suspension.
Art Shell deserves better. He was literally fighting back tears at his press conference. He had to pause several times. The insult to injury is that he was an offensive lineman. He's a proud man who is horribly embarrased. He came to Crazy Al's rescue when he buried the hatchet about a stupid firing because he wanted to right the ship.
This one DL for the SeaChickens got three sacks, he had two his entire career. Unbelievable.
Hell, coaches Shell and Jackie Slater could outplay these clowns. I'm not sure I have seen three sacks in three plays before. It's no doubt happened before, but damn... Pathetic.
They use ZERO motion to make the D show it's hand, can't contain long enough to get the ball deep. Hard to hit Moss when your on your back. It was comical watching that squirrel Wallace vs. that statue Walter that has zero pocket awareness. Christ, he's not an old Bledsoe.
Oakland has been shut out on Monday football for 167 consecutive minutes.
TheChamp24
11-07-2006, 12:02 AM
And yet, Oakland continues to get numerous primetime games. Seriously, what the heck people. When Denver wasn't doing "well" in 2001 and 2002 and 2003, they didn't get this many primetime games, I don't think so anyways. I think one year we had 1 or 2 primetime games. Now it seems like we have 4-5 every year. Crazy.
Popps
11-07-2006, 12:40 AM
And yet, Oakland continues to get numerous primetime games. Seriously, what the heck people. When Denver wasn't doing "well" in 2001 and 2002 and 2003, they didn't get this many primetime games, I don't think so anyways. I think one year we had 1 or 2 primetime games. Now it seems like we have 4-5 every year. Crazy.
Good point, and this is a team that doesn't even have enough local fan support to sell out their home games.
Seriously, how does a 4-12 team get ONE prime-time game, much less two?
What a junk-franchise. Remember the days when we actually had a couple of rai_er troll regulars? We can't pay an _aklan_ fan to show up around here these days.
BroncoFanCam
11-07-2006, 12:55 AM
And they'll still get three primetime games next year too! LOL
God willing the flexi-schedule will come to our rescue.
broncocalijohn
11-07-2006, 01:26 AM
And they'll still get three primetime games next year too! LOL
how is that decided?
I know the Charger vs Denver games are going to be bumped to primetime.
Bob's your Information Minister
11-07-2006, 01:31 AM
I'm going to the Raiders game at Arrowhead. I can't wait. Never seen a divisional opponent at Arrowhead before.
(Jae)
11-07-2006, 01:39 AM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k28/Vaporhawk/stevens-kick.gif
He (T. Brayton) said he was reacting to what Jeremy "droppsies" Stevens did first..................so .....yeah.
Popps
11-07-2006, 01:48 AM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k28/Vaporhawk/stevens-kick.gif
He (T. Brayton) said he was reacting to what Jeremy "droppsies" Stevens did first..................so .....yeah.
Well, Sapp said Brayton was in the right, so I have no reason to doubt it, now.
He's even going to pay part of his fine!
Classy guy.
watermock
11-07-2006, 01:48 AM
how is that decided?
I know the Charger vs Denver games are going to be bumped to primetime.
Oakland never should of been rewarded a MNF game this year, yet alone two.
Sapp should of kept his piehole shut about the knee to the jewels. He's a collosal idiot but the MNF crew sloberknobed him all night.
That team has become a collosal joke.
Both should of been ejected then.
BroncoBuff
11-07-2006, 03:02 AM
BTW, Tyler Brayton is a Buff ...
I was thinking .... the Raiders are so astonishingly awful .... should we rest our starters this week?
(Jae)
11-07-2006, 03:17 AM
BTW, Tyler Brayton is a Buff ...
I was thinking .... the Raiders are so astonishingly awful .... should we rest our starters this week?
Trap game.............no.
Especially since it's a division game against our most hated team, which is never a sure win, and they're at home, so any kind of momentum they get could be dangerous.
And WE Bronco fans of ALL PEOPLE know how we ALWAYS play down to the level of our opponents.
Trap game.
BroncoBuff
11-07-2006, 03:38 AM
Trap game.............no.
Especially since it's a division game against our most hated team, which is never a sure win, and they're at home, so any kind of momentum they get could be dangerous.
And WE Bronco fans of ALL PEOPLE know how we ALWAYS play down to the level of our opponents.
Trap game.
You're right .... I was actually joking.
Circle Orange
11-07-2006, 05:10 AM
I guess Art's move to fire the offensive coordinator worked out real well, huh? :clown:
Hogan11
11-07-2006, 05:49 AM
I can almost feel sorry for them...then I remember just who they are and what they represent and all possible sympathy just totally disappears.
Rohirrim
11-07-2006, 06:45 AM
That's got to be the worst Oline I've ever seen. They look like friggin turnstiles at the train station. Get your ticket, come on through. Walter looks like he's spent too much time among the redwoods. You're supposed to move when the pocket disappears! I was impressed with Seneca. Too bad he's so short. He's probably stuck in Flutieville, as far as careers go. I expect our boys to put up some numbers this week. This week, Elvis rocks the jailhouse! This will be like throwing a pigeon to a pelican, or a pork chop to a pitbull, or a christian to a lion, or a meatball to a shark, or a frog to a chainsaw, or a pageboy to a Republican, etc. ;D
Paladin
11-07-2006, 06:53 AM
At no time sould anyone from Denver hold any aympathy whatsoever for Faiders or mullets. Ever. That is a Fu***** MAN LAW!!!!
I don't really care who hit who's jewels first, you know and everyone else in the whole world knows that the Faiders are always jawing and punching and scratching and just being arses in the piles. They deserve to have the whole team suspended for three games.
Callahan said they had to be the dumbest Team in America, and they have not been enlightened at all since then. No sympathy for losers.
The Faiders are featured because of the "bad boy" factor. Like bad "Pro" wrestling, there is a morbid curiosity about how those clowns can continue to screw up their games. Sort of like "comedy relief" for the masses. funnier that Bush, even.
Paladin
11-07-2006, 06:56 AM
...... or a pageboy to a Republican, etc. ;D
:militia:
:laugh: :rofl:
Broncojef
11-07-2006, 07:05 AM
The Raiduhs hoisted the white flag in the off season being able to get no one but Art Shell to be their coach and seriously trying to say Aaron Brooks was a savior. Anyone with that kind of football mentality heading into a season gets what they deserve. I still say Herm Edwards and Art Shell look more lost as head coaches on the sidelines than anyone I can ever remember, its almost comical when they pan to them. I thought Art was going to have a serious breakdown during his press conference, too bad Vermeil wasn't close to come in and start the boo hoo session with him.
bendog
11-07-2006, 07:27 AM
Got up a bit before 6 and turned on the news and wondered who played last night. My wife said "you were watching," and I said oh yeah. Watching the faide lose/suck is losing it's novelty and excitement.
Garcia Bronco
11-07-2006, 09:36 AM
LOL at the dog
Alkazar
11-07-2006, 09:39 AM
What a cheap shot! I knew they didn't have class, but come on! :nutkick
Yeah it was cheap but incredibly weak as well, the guy he kneed just kept right on laughing after the groin shot!
jonny1
11-07-2006, 09:40 AM
From what I could see, Stevens wasn't trying to kick Brayton, Brayton shoves him backward, and in trying to keep his balance, his leg comes up.
Brayton has no one but himself to blame, and I'll bet he is bye-bye for at least one game, maybe four.
Alkazar
11-07-2006, 09:43 AM
Nah, that was a deliberate attempt to kick Brayton in the balls, but it had about as much power behind it as the Oakland Offense! Hilarious!
Hercules Rockefeller
11-07-2006, 09:54 AM
And they'll still get three primetime games next year too! LOL
Yep. Total bull**** they got 2 MNF games and Denver got 1 when looking at both team's records the past few seasons.
Garcia Bronco
11-07-2006, 09:54 AM
It was text book...like a how to defense class
Clockwork Orange
11-07-2006, 10:25 AM
That's got to be the worst Oline I've ever seen. They look like friggin turnstiles at the train station. Get your ticket, come on through. Walter looks like he's spent too much time among the redwoods. You're supposed to move when the pocket disappears! I was impressed with Seneca. Too bad he's so short. He's probably stuck in Flutieville, as far as careers go. I expect our boys to put up some numbers this week. This week, Elvis rocks the jailhouse! This will be like throwing a pigeon to a pelican, or a pork chop to a pitbull, or a christian to a lion, or a meatball to a shark, or a frog to a chainsaw, or a pageboy to a Republican, etc. ;D
For as much as the Broncos O-line has been maligned around here for their pass blocking, they've allowed 11 sacks through 8 games. The Fade allowed 9 sacks last night.
It doesn't help that Newhart up in the booth has them running an offensive scheme that predates the Back To The Future movies.
Raidersbane
11-07-2006, 10:51 AM
I love Art Shellshocked.......he his my second favorite NFL coach.
XXXII&III
11-07-2006, 11:12 AM
I sure don't begrudge the Fade getting some spotlight. In fact, I wish every game they played this year was on national tv.
There is satisfaction in seeing them humiliate themselves before as many people watching as possible.
Garcia Bronco
11-07-2006, 11:12 AM
It doesn't help that Newhart up in the booth has them running an offensive scheme that predates the Back To The Future movies.
That's heavy
SteveTensi13
11-07-2006, 11:16 AM
That's got to be the worst Oline I've ever seen. They look like friggin turnstiles at the train station. Get your ticket, come on through. Walter looks like he's spent too much time among the redwoods. You're supposed to move when the pocket disappears! I was impressed with Seneca. Too bad he's so short. He's probably stuck in Flutieville, as far as careers go. I expect our boys to put up some numbers this week. This week, Elvis rocks the jailhouse! This will be like throwing a pigeon to a pelican, or a pork chop to a pitbull, or a christian to a lion, or a meatball to a shark, or a frog to a chainsaw, or a pageboy to a Republican, etc. ;D
OOh, ooh, I got one! Like throwing the defense budget at the democrats!
Bronx33
11-07-2006, 11:18 AM
I like the fades loses being on primetime, that way the entire country can give em a nelson muntz.