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watermock
11-03-2006, 06:53 PM
At least Lou Holtz is worse than me.

This guy is such is such a complete moron it's incredible. He pulled one out of his ass with a miracle win for N.D.

If you bet a thousand each week on this expert's opinion, you would be up about 5 grand at least.

How can ESPN continue to let that idiot make picks?

Let's just go with the spreads first. I'm on a terrible losing streak the past few weeks.

NFL - WEEK 7

Sunday, Nov. 5

ST. LOUIS 2 Kansas City 47½

BALTIMORE 3 Cincinnati 40½

N.Y. GIANTS 13 Houston 43

JACKSONVILLE 10 Tennessee 37½

Dallas 3 WASHINGTON 42½

BUFFALO 3½ Green Bay 40½

New Orleans 1 TAMPA BAY 38

Atlanta 5½ DETROIT 47

CHICAGO 13½ Miami 37½

Minnesota 5 SAN FRANCISCO 42½

SAN DIEGO 12½ Cleveland 41½

PITTSBURGH 3 Denver 37

NEW ENGLAND 3 Indianapolis 48

Monday, Nov. 6

SEATTLE 7 Oakland 37½

NCAA FOOTBALL

Friday, Nov. 3

Air Force 6½ ARMY

Saturday, Nov. 4

MICHIGAN 34 Ball State

IOWA 20 Northwestern

Boston College 3½ WAKE FOREST

MICHIGAN STATE 2½ Purdue

Pittsburgh 4½ SOUTH FLORIDA

Kansas 2 IOWA STATE

MINNESOTA 6½ Indiana

Georgia Tech 5 N.C. STATE

CLEMSON 20 Maryland

Florida 16½ VANDERBILT

Ohio State 24 ILLINOIS

Central Michigan 18½ TEMPLE

Navy 11½ DUKE

Ohio U. 6½ EASTERN MICHIGAN

Kent State 16 BUFFALO

Georgia 7 KENTUCKY

AKRON 7½ Bowling Green

ALABAMA 15 Mississippi State

Oklahoma 2½ TEXAS A&M

TEXAS TECH 16 Baylor

NOTRE DAME 25 North Carolina

Texas Christian 20 UNLV

Hawaii 27 UTAH STATE

WYOMING 15½ San Diego State

WESTERN MICHIGAN 13 Miami (Ohio)

Southern Cal 28 STANFORD

OREGON 16 Washington

Louisiana State 3½ TENNESSEE

Arkansas 2 SOUTH CAROLINA

FLORIDA STATE 12½ Virginia

COLORADO 3½ Kansas State

Tulsa 3½ HOUSTON

East Carolina 6 CENTRAL FLORIDA

Nevada 10 IDAHO

WASHINGTON STATE 16 Arizona

Brigham Young 17 COLORADO STATE

NEBRASKA 5 Missouri

TEXAS 18 Oklahoma State

WISCONSIN 7 Penn State

Virginia Tech 2½ MIAMI (FLORIDA)

MARSHALL 5 Tulane

CALIFORNIA 17 Ucla

San Jose State 7 NEW MEXICO STATE

UTEP 9 Rice

OREGON STATE 2 Arizona State

AUBURN 30 Arkansas State

MIDDLE TENNESSEE ST. 11 Florida Atlantic

Louisiana-Lafayette PK TROY STATE

NORTH TEXAS 2 Louisiana Tech

Sunday, Nov. 5

Southern Mississippi 7 MEMPHI

Excuse me for barely caring and posting this late. I have been a sure fire loser for weeks.

I'll give the 7 at home with Seattle against Oakland.

give me the uder 48 in the Colt/pat game.

Can I still take Army?

Iowa State gimme two.

I'm taking Army over Air Forct too.

Malcontent
11-03-2006, 07:06 PM
Is anyone even paying attention to this??

listopencil
11-03-2006, 07:53 PM
:spit:


STFU!

penguintheory
11-04-2006, 12:28 AM
USC only 28 over Stanford? Hilarious!

shakenbake
11-04-2006, 04:55 AM
Take Oklahoma over A&M!!!

watermock
11-04-2006, 05:21 AM
USC only 28 over Stanford? Hilarious!

Hey, I bet on Stanford, it was one of Mock's locks. They got trampled.

Then I bet of those silly Golphers getting 27, and they got buckshot to the tune of 44-zip.

I have been horrible. I'm still around .500 in NFL picks but I haven't picked a winner in college all season.

I didn't realize I double posted.

Anyway, those are my picks...locks is a stretch at this point. Let's just call them mock's wild hunches.

-Slap-
11-04-2006, 06:43 AM
USC only 28 over Stanford? Hilarious!

They'll win by 50. Stanford is as bad a college team as you'll ever see right now.

Edit: 28-0 USC at the half.

I'm telling you people, fading the Cardinal this year is the free-est free money there will ever be.

Rulon Velvet Jones
11-04-2006, 07:10 AM
Did I read Army over Air Force?

denver5459
11-04-2006, 08:53 AM
Did I read Army over Air Force?

Hey nice call on the Army over Air Force. :rofl:

gotfredson
11-04-2006, 12:55 PM
This thread should be called Mocks quesses. The first thing any sports gambler will tell you is that there is no such thing as a LOCK. Keep posting though Ive actually won $$ going against you the past 2 weeks!

SportinOne
11-04-2006, 03:00 PM
no no... there is a secret to "Mock's Lock's" that you don't know about.

See, "Mock's Lock's" really means "Mock's Lock is"... hence the appostrophe.

So while you think he meant that Lock was plural, and he was trying to get all of those games correct, he only actually had one lock. That lock is hidden. Only he knows.

Only a dimwit would think otherwise.

watermock
11-04-2006, 04:07 PM
I have had a winning percentage.

I'm going to hiding...I have missed on college picks by a an aburd margain.

-Slap-
11-04-2006, 05:28 PM
Originally Posted by penguintheory
USC only 28 over Stanford?

They'll win by 50. Stanford is as bad a college team as you'll ever see right now.

28-0 USC at the half.

I'm telling you people, fading the Cardinal this year is the free-est free money there will ever be.

watermock
11-05-2006, 02:26 AM
I couldn't find an acorn in a forest of oak trees This year.

I might as well curse Louisville and Florida. I should of been riding that horse all along.

They had such tough matchups.

Bad hair day...

Denver loses to Pitt...

Happy Now?

Iowa lost to Northwestern today,....The TV survived but something died.

watermock
11-05-2006, 02:32 AM
I'm so good at picks I now know that the Broncos will win.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with that Iowa team...the coach seems disinterested and there are injuries...

but damn...Northwestern?