Scary Stories

[-Slap-]

Anybody got one?

I'll go first.

These two paramedics respond to a call and knock on the door. A man opens the front door and says, "He's face down in the other room."

The paramedics go into the room as directed and see a man lying face down on the bed. They roll him over and its the same guy who answered the door. They look behind them and the man who let them in is gone.

True story!

Yikes!

[Clockwork Orange]

A man is driving home one night when he pulls up at a stoplight. A hearse pulls up next him. The driver leans over and says, "There's room for one more." Creeped out, the man quickly sped away.

The next day, the man is leaving work, but when he gets to the elevator it's very crowded. A voice comes from the back of the elevator, "There's room for one more." He looked closely and it was the same man who was driving the hearse the night before. "I'll get the next one" he said and stepped away. The elevator doors closed and the next sound was that of screams and a great crash. The elevator had fallen all the way down the shaft, everyone on board was killed.

[ScottXray]

In a strange twist of fate, the 2009 NFL realignment now has placed Denver, San Antonio and Indianapolis in the new MIDWEST division of the AFC. In the new alignment each divisions teams will play each other 3 times each year, and then play the other 9 games in the 18 game schedule. A coin flip each year will decide the home team for the third games.
Coach Mike Shanahan had no comment on the move, while 3 time super bowl champion Indiannapolis player/coach Peyton Manning said , "I respect the Denver players. They have played hard in each of the last three AFC Championships. It will make a good rivalry."
Expansion team San Antonio has not named their head coach yet.



OHHH.....the HOOORRROOR!

[-Slap-]

In a strange twist of fate, the 2009 NFL realignment now has placed Denver, San Antonio and Indianapolis in the new MIDWEST division of the AFC. In the new alignment each divisions teams will play each other 3 times each year, and then play the other 9 games in the 18 game schedule. A coin flip each year will decide the home team for the third games.
Coach Mike Shanahan had no comment on the move, while 3 time super bowl champion Indiannapolis player/coach Peyton Manning said , "I respect the Denver players. They have played hard in each of the last three AFC Championships. It will make a good rivalry."
Expansion team San Antonio has not named their head coach yet.



OHHH.....the HOOORRROOR!

Somebody splash some holy water on this guy.

[broncolife]

No Plummer stories yet?

[Rigs11]

Shannahan succumbed to the idiot's pleas on the mane and put in Cutler. Only to see the Broncos end up with an 8-8 record. The End.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

When I was in grade school, there was this big fat heifer in my class. I don't remember her name, but it might have been bertha considering her size. Anyway, obviously there wasn't a single guy who wanted anything to do with her. Apparently she saw me as some sort of catch. At recess one day, I got corned behind one of the portables. It was jammed up against a wall, with a little L-shaped alley behind it. I was sitting in that corner, and her harpie minions blocked one of the exits. She came lumbering down the other way, ready to plant a wet one on me, or something even worse. I was screwed. And then the bell rang. SAVED!!!

[MrPeepers]

This one was rather disturbing.

Clayton's Ass Shaving
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=139438

[-Slap-]

Shannahan succumbed to the idiot's pleas on the mane and put in Cutler. Only to see the Broncos end up with an 8-8 record. The End.

Plummer and Cutler: The Agony and the Ecstasy.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

This one was rather disturbing.

Clayton's Ass Shaving
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=139438

Only a squaw fan .....

[troya900]

No Plummer stories yet?

Plummer dropped back to pass.......

[RhymesayersDU]

Reggie Wayne lines up against Darrent Williams...

[spdirty]

When I was in grade school, there was this big fat heifer in my class. I don't remember her name, but it might have been bertha considering her size. Anyway, obviously there wasn't a single guy who wanted anything to do with her. Apparently she saw me as some sort of catch. At recess one day, I got corned behind one of the portables. It was jammed up against a wall, with a little L-shaped alley behind it. I was sitting in that corner, and her harpie minions blocked one of the exits. She came lumbering down the other way, ready to plant a wet one on me, or something even worse. I was screwed. And then the bell rang. SAVED!!!

And youve been spankin it to that moment ever since.

[AboveAverage]

I'm still have Reggie Wayne and DWill night terrors, that will be quite enough for me, thank you very much.

[Taco John]

In a strange twist of fate, the 2009 NFL realignment now has placed Denver, San Antonio and Indianapolis in the new MIDWEST division of the AFC. In the new alignment each divisions teams will play each other 3 times each year, and then play the other 9 games in the 18 game schedule. A coin flip each year will decide the home team for the third games.
Coach Mike Shanahan had no comment on the move, while 3 time super bowl champion Indiannapolis player/coach Peyton Manning said , "I respect the Denver players. They have played hard in each of the last three AFC Championships. It will make a good rivalry."
Expansion team San Antonio has not named their head coach yet.



OHHH.....the HOOORRROOR!


The scheduling thing is awesome. I've been advocating that for years. The re-alignment is ghastly! What is that? Us, Indianapolis, Kansas City, and what? Pittsburgh? AUUUUUGH!

[Taco John]

I've got a very spooky story... And it's true. Brace yourselves for the horror, lest you let out a blood curdling cry of agony. Every other year, during even yeared seasons, throughout his entire career, Jake Plummer has thrown at least 20 interceptions... 1998, 2000, 2002, 2004 -- GASP!

"MA'AM! I'VE TRACED THE CALL AND IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!"

[Taco John]

I don't know if it counts as a spooky story... But when I was a kid, we had this little dog that we loved on this giant farm. One day, the neighbor comes up to the house and talked with my parents. They asked if we'd seen Chico lately. "Yeah, I saw him just this morning when I was out doing the chores (we had animals to feed)." I swear to God I saw that dog every morning running around. He'd been dead a week. I don't know what the hell I saw. I've been perplexed about it ever since. I swear I saw that dog all week long doing his usual things.

[Taco John]

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[alkemical]

One night i was at a recording session late with some of my buddies. Well this one road runs down and is a pretty main road, but everything is spread out around it.

So it's late like 2am and i'm driving past the bowling alley on the left, the hotel on the right - about 1.5miles down the road is this bar called rod's roadhouse. right about 200yds after i pass it, someone appears to basically run out in front of me. SCREEEEEEEEEECH.

Slammed on the brakes - no one.

Chrissy asked me "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DIDN"T SEE THEM" - only then did she realize noone was there.........

[Killericon]

In a strange twist of fate, the 2009 NFL realignment now has placed Denver, San Antonio and Indianapolis in the new MIDWEST division of the AFC. In the new alignment each divisions teams will play each other 3 times each year, and then play the other 9 games in the 18 game schedule. A coin flip each year will decide the home team for the third games.
Coach Mike Shanahan had no comment on the move, while 3 time super bowl champion Indiannapolis player/coach Peyton Manning said , "I respect the Denver players. They have played hard in each of the last three AFC Championships. It will make a good rivalry."
Expansion team San Antonio has not named their head coach yet.



OHHH.....the HOOORRROOR!

The next day, the San Antonio team named Rod Smith as Offensive Coordinator, Steve Atwater as Defensive Coordinator and John Elway as Head Coach. Denver gathers weapons, creates a militia, and formally declares war on San Antonio. The 2nd American Civil War had begun....

[spdirty]

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oh man, that looked like a fireman or something, WTF was that? Freaky shlt.

[Taco John]

Watch the head peeking around the corner at the beginning of the video.

The video is called "Ghost Son."



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[Taco John]

This is one that has bothered me for years... The first time I saw it, it was attached to a story of a father who lost his wife and son in a tragic accident. However, he would catch glimpses of his son now and again. Thinking he was going mad, he set up a camera to see if he could capture him. As the story goes, this is what he captured:


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[BigPlayShay]

Broncos vs Colts is on NFL Network NFL Replay RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tredici]

The scariest Halloween night I remember involved a football game. And Eric Dickerson...

shudder

[Bob's your Information Minister]

This is one that has bothered me for years... The first time I saw it, it was attached to a story of a father who lost his wife and son in a tragic accident. However, he would catch glimpses of his son now and again. Thinking he was going mad, he set up a camera to see if he could capture him. As the story goes, this is what he captured:


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That is faked.

[Taco John]

That is faked.



Of course it is, you moron.

You have to love the Internet geeks who are so proud of themselves for being the first to point out the fake ghost videos from the real ones. ::) Good God.

[Taco John]

Now THIS is *REALLY* freaky:


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[Sean]

At recess one day, I got corned behind one of the portables.

Freudian slip?

[Garcia Bronco]

"Cutler drops back to pass....Eddie Kennison is wide open!!"

[REB]

Speaking of things like this does anybody watch Chris Angel Mind Freak? That guy can do some freaky stuff. Last night during an hour long halloween special he had himself nailed into a pine "coffin" with two holes in the top for his hands to come thru. They handcuffed him and he had 15 sec to get the handcuffs off and get out of the box before going thru a hugh wood chipper. Well he got the handcuffs undone just as the box started to go thru the wood chipper. Out of the other end of the chipper you see wood shavings "blood" and "bone" shooting into the back of this dump truck. People are screaming, looking faint. His mom was there and screaming and balling and shaking. All of the sudden he comes out from the back of the dump truck unscathed. I can't figure that out for the life of me. Any practitioners of magic or illusion out there who could explain this? :)

Also outside, during the day, surrounded by a large crowd of people he made this women he had sitting in a chair with a sheet over her completely dissapear. Cool stuff. I dig it :)

[55CrushEm]

Is that Criss Angel show on A&E ?

[REB]

Is that Criss Angel show on A&E ?

Yea that's the one.

[Northman]

Best story i like is about a set of railroad tracks in Alabama i believe. Anyhow, supposedly some kids in a schoolbus were hit by a train there ( Although its not in the record books ). But it is believed that if you drive up to the tracks and put your car in neutral that the car will slowly be pushed across the tracks. And this is on a incline! Some researches went there once and tried it out. To add to their study they put some flour on the trunk and back bumper of the car. They then put it in neutral and the car did indeed move across the tracks. When the researchers got out they could see tiny fingerprints embedded where the flour was. Evidently, word is that kids that past away on that tragic day are the ones responsible for pushing vehicles over the tracks.

[Bronx33]

Best story i like is about a set of railroad tracks in Alabama i believe. Anyhow, supposedly some kids in a schoolbus were hit by a train there ( Although its not in the record books ). But it is believed that if you drive up to the tracks and put your car in neutral that the car will slowly be pushed across the tracks. And this is on a incline! Some researches went there once and tried it out. To add to their study they put some flour on the trunk and back bumper of the car. They then put it in neutral and the car did indeed move across the tracks. When the researchers got out they could see tiny fingerprints embedded where the flour was. Evidently, word is that kids that past away on that tragic day are the ones responsible for pushing vehicles over the tracks.


I saw that on a tv show (pretty freaky)

[watermock]

I saw that on TV as well. It was an impartial test and indeed, on a slight incline.

http://www.prairieghosts.com/loon.html

Located a distance south of Lakefield, Minnesota, and a short ways from the highway between Jackson and Petersburg, lies an abandoned and forgotten graveyard called the Loon Lake Cemetery. For many years, this place has been reportedly haunted by a variety of ghosts and legends that have appeared since the last burial here in 1926. The ghosts that haunt this place are not your average spirits either. They are strange and they are many, leading many to believe that the place has more than its share.

There is no longer a road that journeys back to Loon Lake Cemetery but those who seek the place can still find it, despite swampy and treacherous ground. The only ones who still come here today are ghost hunters and curiosity-seekers, and the occasional researcher who is searching for some family history.

The cemetery is said to be haunted by the spirits of three witches who were buried there many years ago. It is said that anyone who violates their resting places will die and unnatural death. One of these three witches has been remembered as "Mary Jane", who supposedly had supernatural powers and allegedly died in 1881, when the townspeople of Petersburg cut off her head. It is also claimed that if one walks over the grave of this woman, that person will also die.

How many of these stories are true? No one really knows, but the place certainly seems conducive to a haunting in its abandoned and remote setting. At least 67 tombstones once stood in Loon Lake Cemetery, but today it is said that only about 18 remain. Do the fallen ones remain as victims to a witch's curse or the work of vandals?

The abandoned Loon Lake Cemetery lies in Jackson County, in the southwest portion of the state, just north of the Iowa border. The cemetery is south of Lakefield and west of Petersburg in a remote location.

I have personally seen lights (orbs) in the distance when we arrived one time. Again this is in the absolute middle of nowhere. 1860-80 graves. Legend has it that the town was considered cursed and simply abandoned. Another time we walked back the headlights were on. Now 5 people are not going to miss the lights on. It was moonless or close and absolutely dark with NOONE around to pull a prank. It's certainly possible the light were left on, but I'm 99% sure I had turned them off. It wasn't dusk, it was midnight. (supposedly the correct time to see the lights/orbs). Ever have the hair on your neck stand up? It's that creepy. I don't know if the two fatal car wrecks had tombstones in the trunk. I certainly didn't deface anything.

It's also a miracle I'm still alive. I am certain I have a Guardian Angel. I actually fell thru the ice, TWICE at 12,000 feet and was lifted out somehow. If I hadn't been within 50 yards I would of died of exposure. Violent shaking and I had my girlfriend strip and I put on her clothes. We must of looked pretty funny with her braless and me in drag. Heh.

That place is absolutely creepy. It's half mile walk thru ungrazed natural prarie that hasn't been turned (very rare)...no cattle, nothing, to a hill literally in the middle of nowhere. There is absolutely NO trace of the town whatsoever. Great place to scare girls senseless. I believe that there have been two fatal car crashes leaving the site.

Been a long time, 30 years, but there was a tombstone there I can paraphrase.

"As I once was, you are now...What I am now, you soon will be...Take the torch and follow me..." Some like that.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

In Michigan there is an actual "Blood Cemetery" where a family of six with the name of Blood are buried. They were all murdered by a hired hand who worked their farm. That part is true.

Of course there are legends about ghosts but we went out there several times in high school, but never saw anything except guys bringing their girlfriends out there to try and get in their pants. We were always talking about sneaking up on a couple and scaring them, but never did.

[REB]

This one was rather disturbing.

Clayton's Ass Shaving
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=139438

Yikes! Good god that was disturbing. :TJnPopps:

[-Slap-]

In Michigan there is an actual "Blood Cemetery" where a family of six with the name of Blood are buried. They were all murdered by a hired hand who worked their farm. That part is true.

Of course there are legends about ghosts but we went out there several times in high school, but never saw anything except guys bringing their girlfriends out there to try and get in their pants. We were always talking about sneaking up on a couple and scaring them, but never did.

Good decision. Cockblocks just aren't neighborly.

[watermock]

Good decision. Cockblocks just aren't neighborly.

There is no reason to bother mating rituals. One time I was outside Vegas...BTW Slappy, there is a cool mountain outside Vegas that has snow you can mountain bike. You can go to the waterfall with stamina. So I'm getting a nice you know...and she looks up and there are a dozen people looking at us on a rock in the stream. heh. She never blinked tho. They simplay giggled and moved on from the rim of the canyon.

My dad had a factory fresh 77 Hardtop ordered from the factory, it was a gorgeous car. Last of the big hardtops with with every option imaginable. So I am allowed to take my date to the Drive-In, (how he never had me killed is astounding) and here I am boinking away Molly in a Drive-In friendly front bench seat. I don't know who did it, but someone came up and my ass is in full gear, and one of us hit the flashers on the column.

The guy was laughing like a baboon it was scary for her tho. I actually had to wait 30 seconds for her to calm down. True Story. I've told it before. Still makes me laugh. Drive In's used to be great places for dates. It's like they were custom made to make out at. Or we would get a cooler and turn a truck around and raise hell with the boys from the hood. That isn't scary, what's scary is how good natured fun like that seems to have vanished. I can't stand inside theaters. It's rediculous unless it's a big production. That's another issue. The point is you should of seen Molly's face of terror.

[gunns]

Three of the scariest stories for me.....one has Tag saying Tommy Maddox, another involves Tag also saying in that spooky voice Ashley Lelie, but the third still makes me sweat, it had Mark Brunell, Natrone Means and a really scary dude, Michael Dean Perry.

[Los Broncos]

Speaking of things like this does anybody watch Chris Angel Mind Freak? That guy can do some freaky stuff. Last night during an hour long halloween special he had himself nailed into a pine "coffin" with two holes in the top for his hands to come thru. They handcuffed him and he had 15 sec to get the handcuffs off and get out of the box before going thru a hugh wood chipper. Well he got the handcuffs undone just as the box started to go thru the wood chipper. Out of the other end of the chipper you see wood shavings "blood" and "bone" shooting into the back of this dump truck. People are screaming, looking faint. His mom was there and screaming and balling and shaking. All of the sudden he comes out from the back of the dump truck unscathed. I can't figure that out for the life of me. Any practitioners of magic or illusion out there who could explain this? :)

Also outside, during the day, surrounded by a large crowd of people he made this women he had sitting in a chair with a sheet over her completely dissapear. Cool stuff. I dig it :)

Most of the things he does are set up, but some of it is real and gets me thinking.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Freudian slip?

Whoa! Just noticed that via a rep comment. Bad, bad, bad. Ha!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Good decision. Cockblocks just aren't neighborly.

It was tougher in those days. The girdles the girls wore were just chastity belts in disguise.