View Full Version : What else has Jake Plummer been responsible for throughout history?
mattbeymvp
10-29-2006, 10:22 PM
Since Jake Plummer obviously has the ability to cause the defense to give up 34 points, thus losing the game and taking blame for this loss he must be able to screw other things up too.
I recently learned that Jake Plummer was behind the decision to give Enron employees company stock in their 401k plans.
Rumors say that Jake Plummer told the President that current troop levels in Iraq were sufficient.
What have you guys heard about Jake's historical screwups?
yavoon
10-29-2006, 10:23 PM
jake plummer was the man pulling the strings behind benedict arnold.
mosca
10-29-2006, 10:27 PM
Plummer caused WTC7 to fall.
Crushaholic
10-29-2006, 10:27 PM
Jake Plummer made the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor. THAT BASTARD!!!!
epicSocialism4tw
10-29-2006, 10:32 PM
Jake was responsible for the Denver vs. SF superbowl blowout loss.
orange crusher
10-29-2006, 10:36 PM
Jake is the reason Gradishar isn't in the HOF.
mosca
10-29-2006, 10:44 PM
Jake threw the interception that led to TD's knee getting blown out!
-Slap-
10-29-2006, 10:44 PM
Jake inspired scores of stupid threads on Bronco message boards, but none more stupid than this.
mattbeymvp
10-29-2006, 10:45 PM
I overheard this historian talking about how Jake Plummer was smoking cigars inside the Library of Alexandria the night it burned.
mosca
10-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Jake inspired scores of stupid threads on Bronco message boards, but none more stupid than this.
I heard that Jake Plummer actually started this thread.
spdirty
10-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Jake plummer burned Rome to the ground.
mattbeymvp
10-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Jake plummer burned Rome to the ground.
And he gave Nero the fiddle.
spdirty
10-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Jake Plummer killed Jesus
BroncoSoja
10-29-2006, 10:50 PM
Jack Plummer is the Bell Witch and he also possessed Emily Rose.
spdirty
10-29-2006, 10:51 PM
They weren't slips, Jake Plummer is a closet Colts fan and his invisible foot tripped Mike and Tatum.
Bronco Bob
10-29-2006, 10:53 PM
Jake Plummer was leading the French at Waterloo
Killericon
10-29-2006, 10:54 PM
Jake was the one on the Grassy Knoll.
ColoradoDarin
10-29-2006, 11:04 PM
Jake told the crew of the Titanic that it was silly to be worried about icebergs.
Jake bought the captain of the Valdez his last round.
Jake's beard caused the static electricity that brought down the Hindenburg.
Jake shot ArchDuke Ferdinand.
Jake trained Greise's dog to trip him.
Jake punched the cow and made it kick over an oil lamp in Chicago.
Not to mention Chernobyl.
And last but not least, Jake was the one who put the defensive game plan together, made the halftime adjustments, and taught DWill how to cover.
B-Love
10-29-2006, 11:13 PM
This thread is as gay as all those embarrassing and lame "it's Griese's fault" posts.
BroncoMatt
10-29-2006, 11:15 PM
Jake Plummer filled the oxygen tanks on Apollo 13
BroncoSoja
10-29-2006, 11:21 PM
This thread is as gay as all those embarrassing and lame "it's Griese's fault" posts.
Yet you still post in it....
Killericon
10-29-2006, 11:28 PM
Jake: "No, really, Larry, I know Reggie has burnt us in years past, but putting Darrent on him solo all night will work! Trust me!"
theAPAOps5
10-29-2006, 11:31 PM
This thread is as gay as all those embarrassing and lame "it's Griese's fault" posts.
This thread is tounge in cheek fun at all the Plummer threads. What really is gay is that you took this serious.
Back to fun, Jake single handedly invented all STD's. Word is he even gave Chuck Norris a nasty case of crabs which is darn near impossible.
Crushaholic
10-29-2006, 11:32 PM
Out of all the "serious" Jake Plummer threads, THIS goes in the Butt? I thought it was quite amusing...:rofl:
BroncoMatt
10-29-2006, 11:35 PM
the front page is for plummer bashing only
epicSocialism4tw
10-30-2006, 08:45 AM
This thread was moved?
Taco John is shameless.
Rocket 7
10-30-2006, 10:16 AM
This thread was moved?
Taco John is shameless.
TJ might have not moved this. My guess another mod did. How funy is it that the fireshanahan.com guy shows up right after we lose to Pittsburg last year on his website. Convient problems he had. He shows up today after a loss. Haven't seen him in weeks
epicSocialism4tw
10-30-2006, 10:21 AM
TJ might have not moved this. My guess another mod did. How funy is it that the fireshanahan.com guy shows up right after we lose to Pittsburg last year on his website. Convient problems he had. He shows up today after a loss. Haven't seen him in weeks
Okay, then whoever moved this thread is shameless.
Yes, the fireshanahan guy has an agenda. That is understood. That does not make this thread worthy to be removed from the main conversation. There is a legitimate idea expressed here.
Same principle applies to some of our mods here. I have seen a few of them constantly bag on Jake. Including Taco John, who seems to be the main purveyor of that propaganda and line of thought.
mosca
10-30-2006, 10:32 AM
Jake is responsible for moving this thread!
Orange_Beard
10-31-2006, 09:01 PM
5 turnovers in the AFC championship.
Oh yeah it was only 4.