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Billy Clyde Puckett
09-26-2006, 12:13 PM
http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_264163938.html
The fiberglass cow signed on the haunches by John Lynch, hero and all around good guy of the Denver Broncos, had its helmet yanked from its head.

The theft was discovered at Second and St. Paul streets on Thursday in Denver's Cherry Creek North neighborhood.

The cow sculpture was not damaged in the theft. For now, a helmet has been painted on in its place, but Lynch and the CowParade promoters desperately want the fiberglass helmet back. They are offering a $100 reward in the form of gift certificates at area merchants for the return of the helmet.

They promise the thieves will not be charged or thrown in the "hoosecow".

There are about 100 fiberglass cows around the city as part of the CowParade. Several have had minor damage since they went up in July, but none to this extent. Most of that damage was attributed to normal wear and tear, not vandalism. None of the damaged cows have had to be removed from the parade and taken to the "Emoogency Room" for treatment.

All of the cows will be auctioned off once the parade is over. The principal charities benefiting from the sale are the Cherry Creek Arts Festival, the Children's Museum of Denver, the Denver Zoo and the Eagle Fund of the Denver Foundation.

Parade organizers hope to have the Lynch cow's helmet back before Oct. 18, when the parade ends.

Taco John
09-26-2006, 12:45 PM
Why would anyone create that abomination?

Second question... Why would anyone STEAL that abomination?

Billy Clyde Puckett
09-26-2006, 12:51 PM
They are doing similar things all over the country to raise money for arts/charaties. Chicago also has cows, South Dakota has Buffalo. I supsect KC has sheep.

watermock
09-26-2006, 12:53 PM
WTF is wrong with the organizers? Broncos are not COWS. I would of been tempted to beat that cow sensless and have him for a tailgate...helmet or not...That's not a Bronco whatsoever.

I think it's insulting and stupid. No wonder we are struggling on offense....bad karma with this cow thing.

Kaylore
09-26-2006, 12:54 PM
Why would anyone create that abomination?

Second question... Why would anyone STEAL that abomination?

Why would anyone pay to get it back?

watermock
09-26-2006, 12:56 PM
They are doing similar things all over the country to raise money for arts/charaties. Chicago also has cows, South Dakota has Buffalo. I supsect KC has sheep.

Wouldn't it be more logical for Denver to have a white bronco, Buffalo to have a Buffalo, Chicago a Bear, St. Louis a Ram, sorry this isn't PC...Kansas City a Chief and Washington a Redskin Warrior?

Why don't they let each city use it's real mascot? I'm all for charity, so I will let it slide, but that's an abomination.

watermock
09-26-2006, 12:58 PM
I live in Buffalo land of the past...Sioux Falls ect...a small town named Titonka is nearby...I only found out about a year ago that Titonka is Buffalo in Sioux.

55CrushEm
09-26-2006, 01:57 PM
I live in Buffalo land of the past...Sioux Falls ect...a small town named Titonka is nearby...I only found out about a year ago that Titonka is Buffalo in Sioux.

You never saw Dances With Wolves ?

watermock
09-26-2006, 02:08 PM
That was west of here, Make for better cinamatography to film it in Montana, actually, Titonka liked the plains, Titonka is 40 miles east. Another town nearby is Buffalo Center.

Orange_Beard
09-26-2006, 02:19 PM
Might fit Bob?