Is Jorge Bettermeier Bringing Down This Organization?

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When he got the job as Head Towel Boy back in July I thought he was going to do great things. He came well recommended from Telulah State Junior College. He was supposed to bring some innovations that would provide much needed relief to our vets. Anybody remember the biodegradable fabric softener he pioneered? Now our towels look dirtier than ever and he's nowhere to be found on game day. The FO really needs to stop screwing up our off seasons like this. I wish we could acquire some talent in between February and September because we were one game away from the Super Bowl last year and we need to get over that hump. Jorge Bettermeier-where have you gone, and where is that potential you flashed in camp?

[Rohirrim]

He's a bust. Waive him. There are thousands of better candidates crossing the border even as we speak.

[listopencil]

He's a bust. Waive him. There are thousands of better candidates crossing the border even as we speak.


I hate to say it but I have to agree.

[listopencil]

There is a breaking news story on ESPN News right now about Bettermeier. Some have questioned his legal residency. We could be in trouble here, guys. Here's a screen cap I took when the story went on the air. It's the DMV document he used when the Broncos hired him:

[BMF Bronco]

Listo, are you drunk?

[listopencil]

Listo, are you drunk?

Maybe.

[Pezman]

I'm totally offended by this statement Listo. Clearly the fools at home havent realized the full talent that Bettermeier has in the clutch. Give the kid a chance to shine before casting him out like so many towel chuckers before him.

I know in my heart that this kid's talent could have him as a starting towlie chucker in almost any club in the pro's. Maybe a year on the practice squad will give the kid the chance that he deserves!

[listopencil]

Maybe Jorge just needs some time to get his head staight. PUP list? I'd hate to put him on the PS. I think he'd get snatched up by Carolina in a heartbeat.

[bendog]

actually, one of the funnier posts of the day.

[Rohirrim]

"Towels! I don't got no towels! I don't have to show you no stinkin' towels!"

[Smiling Assassin27]

Actually Pamela Krotchko (yes, that's her name), Manager of Denver Broncos Charities Fund, continues to show flashes of what made her so tough to guard in college as a Manager of the Delta Zeta Charity Fund at Nebraska State University at Kearney.

[ludo21]

wanna get high?

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Hah! Some mod got impatient with all the comedians and they ****canned everything.