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listopencil
09-17-2006, 05:38 PM
I've been wearing only Bronco Orange shirts at work now for a few years mainly because I live in Raider/Niner territory. It both confuses and pisses off many of my co-workers but there is no rule against it so I do it every day. About six months ago I found some orange shorts on sale for five bucks each that are the exact same shade as the shirts. So I bought enough to wear an orange shirt and orange shorts every day to work. It amuses me. When the season started I grabbed my orange baseball cap and started wearing it too.

The hat was too much. I have angered the football gods. I wore it during the entire game against StL. I was at work today and didn't get to watch the game until very late. I took off my cap in the car to put my belongings in there and the Broncos tied it up. I got home and set my hat down next to me, absentmindedly, and the D stepped up. I put the hat back on and LJ ripped off a long run. I quickly pulled the hat back off and the D stepped up again. Then we went into overtime, won the toss, and drove down for the game winning FG.


I am now retiring the hat for the season. It is bad juju. If I get around to it I will sacrifice a chicken but retiring the hat should do it. I feel obligated to apologise to the players, coaches and staff. Also the FO. I am also apologising to my fellow Bronco fans for not catching on to this earlier. The hat goes in the box today. We will now kick ass for the remainder of the season. Please go back to your bashing and stat crunching. That is all.

Spider
09-17-2006, 05:41 PM
I threw out my Broncos Sharks tooth style hat cause everytime I wore it we lost ........ Damn thing

Clockwork Orange
09-17-2006, 05:44 PM
I ****ing knew it.

listopencil
09-17-2006, 05:47 PM
Yep. You gotta do what you gotta do. I have a floppy fisherman style hat I'm going to trot out. It's khaki with a Bronco logo right on the front. I saw Shannon Sharpe wear one once and liked it. I was wearing that as my off season hat. Let's see what happens next week.

listopencil
09-17-2006, 05:49 PM
Here's the question-should I wash my fisherman style hat before I start wearing it again?

Spider
09-17-2006, 05:50 PM
Here's the question-should I wash my fisherman style hat before I start wearing it again?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont mess with Mojo

Crushaholic
09-17-2006, 09:03 PM
I thought the question was going to be about WEARING it again. Clearly, the answer to that is NO. As for washing it, getting a "clean start" to the season isn't a bad idea...

Houshmazode
09-17-2006, 09:05 PM
Griese was an ass hat.

I wore my new broncos sideline hat on gameday last sunday, and we lost. I left it on the bedpost today and we won.

Victor
09-17-2006, 09:14 PM
Maybe you can get RhymesayersDU's white nuggets pimp hat and wear that...or is it a yankees hat? Anyway, it's trippin'.

Just be advised that if you wear it you might drink too much and throw up in your bed.