View Full Version : Jay Cutler aces Wonderlic blind-folded.
Requiem
09-16-2006, 06:38 PM
http://thebrushback.com/Archives/cutler_full.htm
Why didn't we ever hear of this? GREAT JOB JAY! :thumbsup:
Atlas
09-16-2006, 06:45 PM
We did. It was here awhile back!
But hey you are the Cutler man so let's read it one more time!!!!
Atlas
09-16-2006, 06:45 PM
I heard Cutler turned water into wine.
Atlas
09-16-2006, 06:46 PM
I heard he beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling:notworthy
FloridaResident
09-16-2006, 06:47 PM
Believe it or not, there are still some people who are not sold on Cutler. One, to be exact: Vince Young of the Texas Longhorns.
“I’m sorry I just don’t see it,” Young said yesterday. “OK so he’s got speed and agility and all that crap. Big deal. I’m a pretty good quarterback, too. Remember me? Rose Bowl? About a million total yards? Everybody saying I was the best quarterback they’d ever seen? Yea well I haven’t gone anywhere. I’m still here. Yes, I got a 6 on the Wonderlic on the first try, but then I took it again and got a 16. Of course, I wasn’t blindfolded at the time - but I did have my headphones on.”
Requiem
09-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Aww, damn. I hadn't seen it until today.
Did you know Jay Cutler found Noah's Arc?
Bronco_Beerslug
09-16-2006, 06:54 PM
Aww, damn. I hadn't seen it until today.
Did you know Jay Cutler found Noah's Arc?
Fantastic news! That will be the perfect vehicle to send Plummer to his next venue on.
Atlas
09-16-2006, 06:58 PM
I heard Tedy Bruschi does Cutlers laundry.... Unless he needs it professionaly done. Then Dan Marino does it.
TheDave
09-16-2006, 06:58 PM
“I’d love to play for the Titans,” he said. “Winning a dozen or so Super Bowls here in Tennessee would be terrific. The only thing I worry about is whether it will get boring for the fans to watch someone so flawless in every way. That could be a serious problem. I hope it doesn’t discourage the Titans from selecting me.”
Excellent :rofl:
Bronx33
09-16-2006, 07:33 PM
I heard he beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling:notworthy
I heard the same thing!
Beantown Bronco
09-16-2006, 08:27 PM
I heard Cutler knocked up Kyla Cole....
CoBear23
09-16-2006, 08:29 PM
I heard he beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling:notworthy
I wish you weren't a liar.
Bronx33
09-16-2006, 08:31 PM
I heard Cutler knocked up Kyla Cole....
This is not going to go over well with atlas.
I heard he was even able to stop Mock from posting for like 2 minutes!!!
TheDave
09-16-2006, 10:01 PM
I heard he was even able to stop Mock from posting for like 2 minutes!!!
Now you've gone too far!
BroncoBuff
09-16-2006, 10:32 PM
This part was the funniest...
Believe it or not, there are still some people who are not sold on Cutler. One, to be exact: Vince Young of the Texas Longhorns.
“I’m sorry I just don’t see it,” Young said yesterday. “OK so he’s got speed and agility and all that crap. Big deal. I’m a pretty good quarterback, too. Remember me? Rose Bowl? About a million total yards? Everybody saying I was the best quarterback they’d ever seen? Yea well I haven’t gone anywhere. I’m still here. Yes, I got a 6 on the Wonderlic on the first try, but then I took it again and got a 16. Of course, I wasn’t blindfolded at the time - but I did have my headphones on.”
Didn't Cutler have like 27 reps on bench press at the combine? (225 pounds)
That's 9 more than Tamba Hali's pitiful 18 ... :~ohyah!:
SDBroncos
09-16-2006, 10:33 PM
-Once you’ll get to know me you’ll see that pretty much everything I do is perfect. Hell, I can play linebacker if they want. I can kick field goals. If someone gets injured, I can heal them - with my bare hands. Why do you think I rocketed up the draft board so fast?”-
Hahaha thats the best thing ive ever seen. ever.
Now you've gone too far!
Hey buddy.... Do you have your 5.000th post speech all ready? I cant wait to hear it. :)
watermock
09-17-2006, 06:50 AM
He once took a McFish, seperated the bun from the pattie and fed Vanderbilt University 40 days and 40 nights.
Wes Mantooth
09-17-2006, 08:32 AM
http://thebrushback.com/Archives/cutler_full.htm
Why didn't we ever hear of this? GREAT JOB JAY! :thumbsup:
Is this some joke? Isn't the wonderlic a multiple choice test?
Atlas
09-17-2006, 10:21 AM
I heard Cutler knocked up Kyla Cole....
even though she likes girls I would have to think you are right.