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footstepsfrom#27
08-27-2006, 01:30 AM
I spotted this on nfl.com and couldn't help wondering what it would be like listening to Madden call this game...Yikes! And why did the USA finish 10th? We got beat by Mexico...:nutkick

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/9621587

Thailand retains NFL Flag Football title

(Aug. 26, 2006) -- Thailand retained the NFL Flag Football World Championship with a thrilling 45-32 victory over Canada in Cologne, Germany. The Chaopraya Wittayakom School from Bangkok outscored the Ecole River Heights Middle School team from Manitoba and came up with some key defensive plays to deny the Canadians a shot at a comeback. Thailand led 39-32 going into the final minute of action and managed one more score to put the game out of Canada's reach.

"We are very proud to win the championship for Thailand and the Canadian team gave us a very difficult challenge in the final," said running back Yutthana Ngoenmueang. "We worked very hard this week and even though we lost one of our group games we knew we could become champions."

Thailand almost scored on the game's opening play, but Colton Farago halted a lofted connection between Chinnawat Wongsuwanand Natthawut Khambuakhot at the 1-yard line before Ngoenmueang gave Thailand the early lead. That advantage was stretched to 19-7 by halftime and after Thailand's defense held firm. Wongsuwan found Ngoenmueang in the corner of the end zone to establish an 18-point cushion.

The teams traded touchdowns twice before Canada found itself within reach of tying the game at 32-26 when tournament male MVP Ben Allen made a spectacular one-handed catch for a touchdown with 1:22 remaining. But Canada was powerless to stop the speed of Ngoenmueang, who streaked behind the defense that anticipated a run to use up the clock, and caught a touchdown for a 39-26 lead.

Allen again pulled Canada to within seven points, but with 20 seconds remaining and the Thai offense proving difficult to contain, Panumat Winitphon rushed through the middle of the Ecole Heights defense to seal the game at 45-32.

The Fujitsu Junior Frontiers from Kawasaki claimed Japan's highest finish since being runners-up in the inaugural 2000 event by beating Spain's Pere Vives Vich from Igualada into third place. Fifth in the standings went to China's Pei Zhen Middle School of Guangzhou, who pushed Da Vinci College Leonardo of Leiden in the Netherlands into sixth spot. The Schuldorf Bergstrasse Hillsiders from Seeheim Jugenheim finished seventh, Suri Middle School from Seoul, Korea came in eighth, Mexico's Las Aguilas were ninth and the Team USA DAC Panthers finished tenth.

There was double cause for celebration for Canada when receiver Ben Allen was named the tournament's male MVP and Emily Zarychta took the female award.

Gme recaps on the championship game and both semi finals can be found in the news section of the tournament website www.NFL-Flag.com.

Final Standings:
1. Thailand
2. Canada
3. Japan
4. Spain
5. China
6. Netherlands
7. Germany
8. Korea
9. Mexico
10. USA

gunns
08-27-2006, 01:34 AM
It's bad enough listening to Madden call a game, why try imagining him do any other game.

Rock Chalk
08-27-2006, 01:34 AM
How the hell do we finish 10th in our own sport? Even if it is of the Redskin variety?

TheChamp247
08-27-2006, 01:50 AM
i would pay tho hear madden try to sound intellegent and call that game. wow that would be amazing

KipCorrington25
08-27-2006, 01:54 AM
This is like 10 year old kids playing touch football right?

SoCalBronco
08-27-2006, 02:04 AM
It's bad enough listening to Madden call a game, why try imagining him do any other game.

http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/08/020806_JohnMadden.jpg


John Madden: Now this guy here...his name is Yutthana...and that, that...that's kinda like Yutt and Hana together, kinda like some asian dish, maybe like rice or, something, some, dish you put over rice (circles white pants and white jerseys of road team player), like the white here, rice...white..like Yutthana, that guy...with the, with...

Al Michaels: 3rd and 15 for Thailand, John, from the Bunch here out of motion....

John Madden: and in Thailand here, we've got a football (circles the football as it being tossed by the player to the ref after the play) and these guys all play this game here and its really flag....flag football...what they're playing, its kinda different, but as a game, this game, well....the game we have here, its, its a great football ga...

Al Michaels: Uh..ok John, another three and out here for Thailand, the offense really hasnt gotten off the ground, some penalties and some drops, these ballclubs don't look to sharp on that side of the ball, wouldnt you say?

Madden: and the flag you see, that flag, right here, (circles flag), its kinda like making a tackle, when you pull it, it.....the flag, stops the play, like that, its a great game, now that, that was a nice play.

BurgundyNGold
08-27-2006, 02:09 AM
How the hell do we finish 10th in our own sport? Even if it is of the Redskin variety?
Yep, that's me chasing you around. That's me provoking you.

Yep.

BurgundyNGold
08-27-2006, 02:10 AM
I like that flag football is getting an international exposure. I really don't care if we win. It's not like it's real football.

ClevelandBronco
08-27-2006, 02:28 AM
Record 109 Foreign-Born Players In NFL Camps

By the NFL
Posted Saturday, August 19, 2006

The NFL’s international flavor has extra spice this year.

A record 109 foreign-born players are on NFL training camp rosters this summer.

Link is here:

http://www.sportspagemagazine.com/published/pro/record-109-foreignborn-pl.shtml

Notable excerpts:

Kansas City Chiefs rookie defensive end TAMBA HALI missed two practices on July 31 to take the test to become a U.S. citizen. He spent eight hours answering questions on American history, such as, “How many stars and stripes are on the flag?” It was well worth the effort.

A native of Liberia, Hali fled the country’s civil war 12 years ago at the age of 10. He learned how to play football in high school and later accepted a scholarship to play for JOE PATERNO at Penn State. He plans to use his new status as a citizen to bring his mother, who he has not seen since leaving Africa, to America. It will be easier for him to do so now that he is a citizen.

“It feels great to be a citizen,” Hali says. “I have equal rights and I can vote.”

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San Diego Chargers defensive end IGOR OLSHANSKEY of the Ukraine became the first player born in the former Soviet Union to play in the NFL. Olshanskey started 12 of 14 games as a rookie last season, but he made his first impression in many NFL circles when he set a record at the 2005 NFL Combine, benching 225 pounds an amazing 41 times.

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Houston Texans linebacker MORLON GREENWOOD was born in Jamaica. His family moved to New York when he was 11. Last year Greenwood was sworn in as a U.S. citizen along with 1,200 others at the Miami Beach Convention Center.

“To call myself an American citizen is truly a great honor,” says Greenwood. “This country has done so much for me.”

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DENVER
DE Patrice Majondo-Mwamba, Republic of Congo; CB Domonique Foxworth, England; DE Ebenezer Ekuban, Ghana; DE John Engelberger, Germany; LB Patrick Chukwurah, Nigeria; WR Domenik Hixon, Germany

KANSAS CITY
DT Junior Siavii, American Samoa; T Will Svitek, Czech Republic; G Peter Heyer, Germany; K Lawrence Tynes, Scotland; DE Tamba Hali, Liberia; WR Scott McCread, England; DT Alex Guererro, Dominican Republic

OAKLAND
T William Obeng, Ghana; DT Michael Quarshie, Germany; LB Isaiah Ekejiuba, Nigeria; K Sebastian Janikowsji, Poland; TE O.J. Santiago, Canada

SAN DIEGO
T Roman Oben, Cameroon; RB Ray Perkins, Germany; S Bhawoh Jue, Liberia; DE Igor Olshansky, Ukraine; S Hank Milligan, Virgin Islands

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I edited the list with a heavy hand.

TheChamp247
08-27-2006, 02:47 AM
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/08/020806_JohnMadden.jpg


John Madden: Now this guy here...his name is Yutthana...and that, that...that's kinda like Yutt and Hana together, kinda like some asian dish, maybe like rice or, something, some, dish you put over rice (circles white pants and white jerseys of road team player), like the white here, rice...white..like Yutthana, that guy...with the, with...

Al Michaels: 3rd and 15 for Thailand, John, from the Bunch here out of motion....

John Madden: and in Thailand here, we've got a football (circles the football as it being tossed by the player to the ref after the play) and these guys all play this game here and its really flag....flag football...what they're playing, its kinda different, but as a game, this game, well....the game we have here, its, its a great football ga...

Al Michaels: Uh..ok John, another three and out here for Thailand, the offense really hasnt gotten off the ground, some penalties and some drops, these ballclubs don't look to sharp on that side of the ball, wouldnt you say?

Madden: and the flag you see, that flag, right here, (circles flag), its kinda like making a tackle, when you pull it, it.....the flag, stops the play, like that, its a great game, now that, that was a nice play.
thats awsome. about all i have to say. about all that can be said