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Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 01:19 PM
http://www.realfootball365.com/nfl/...iefs250806.html

"The fox has many tricks, the hedgehog only one."

- Desiderius Erasmus

Ol' Desi probably wasn't thinking about the Kansas City Chiefs when he added that adage to his collection in the 16th century, but it applies nonetheless.

Why?

Third-year linebacker Keyaron Fox is finally being given a shot at the starting weakside linebacker position.

In this case, former Pro Bowl linebacker Kendrell Bell qualifies as "the hedgehog."

And I emphasize the word 'former.'

Compared to Fox, it seems like Bell really only has one trick on the football field: hurling himself at lead blockers. The Chiefs were expecting big things from Bell after giving him a $10 million signing bonus in 2005. Instead, the Chiefs' prize free agent spent most of the season waddling around in hedgehog-like fashion, racking up only 41 tackles and generally disappearing during games.

New Chiefs head coach Herman Edwards must have noticed Bell's unspectacular 2005 season during film review, because Fox was running with the rest of the defensive starters at practice on Monday.

It's just another example of Edwards' philosophy that puts the best players on the field, regardless of their contract status or age.

"Both those guys are competing to be the starter and it's a good race," said Edwards of Fox and Bell. "It's been very, very competitive and that's what we said when we came here: we're going to make it a competitive atmosphere at all the positions."

One thing Fox brings to the competition is athleticism. He ran a 4.65 40-yard dash at the NFL combine in 2004, and was projected as a possible strong safety before the Chiefs drafted him as a linebacker.

Those 'tricks' make him an ideal candidate to play the weakside 'backer role in Edwards' Cover 2 scheme. Derrick Brooks has been dominating offenses at the same position for years in Tampa Bay. The Chiefs will need a similar type of play from their weakside this year, especially in a division with San Diego tight end Antonio Gates and Broncos rookie tight end Tony Scheffler.

By comparison, Bell was often lost in coverage last year, making the switch from inside linebacker, the position he played in Pittsburgh. He did not have so much as a single pass defensed.

Some fans might dismiss this 'competition' as nothing more than a trial run for the coaching staff to get a better look at Fox. But the same thing happened to Ryan Sims and Lional Dalton a few weeks ago, and they haven't regained their starting positions at defensive tackle since.

Bell played through injuries last year, and while that may have contributed to his dismal performances, he hasn't shown much this preseason. He has seven tackles in two preseason games, compared to 13 for Fox.

Fox, of course, is no stranger to injury. He sprained his right knee in a freakish, non-contact accident last year against the Raiders in Week Two, and his season ended on injured reserve. But that's a mere drop in the bucket compared to Bell's injury history.

The former Rookie of the Year has made the training room his second home in recent years. In addition to an ankle injury suffered in 2002, Bell missed 13 games in 2004 with a groin injury. It was also revealed last season that Bell had chronic shoulder problems.

Clearly, if anyone is healthier in this competition, it's Fox.

The Georgia Tech product will get his first chance at starting on Saturday against the St. Louis Rams . Edwards said the Chiefs would rotate Fox and Bell.

C.E. Wendler can be reached at cwendler@realfootball365.com.

This is the excellent football knowledge that Bob is always crowing about...nothing but a unrelated 16th century quote, a few stats and some captain obvious observations.

:thumbsdow

AboveAverage
08-25-2006, 01:26 PM
What bet did he welch on?

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 01:34 PM
What bet did he welch on?

He bet Atlas that he Patrick Surtain would have more INTs than Champ Bailey...winner gets control of the loser's avatar forever. Atlas told him to take his avatar down and he refuses to do it.

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 01:38 PM
What bet did he welch on?

Originally Posted by Atlas
Bob acts like people actually want him here. It would be safe to say that the person who wants Bob here the most would be TJ since everyone posts a bunch flamming out on him. Personaly I think he is a waste of space. I dislike him and I would rejoice if he left for good.

I made two bets with him. I lost a bet and paid him $50, he lost an avatar bet and welched. F&ck him.


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1214885&postcount=66

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1019912&postcount=15


I have found Bob repellant! People, post this and he disappears!

Crushaholic
08-25-2006, 01:42 PM
Bob loves to give players inane nicknames. "Hedgehog"? Why not call him "Ostrich"? He sticks his head in the sand every time the ball is snapped...:rofl:

ludo21
08-25-2006, 01:45 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1214885&postcount=66

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1019912&postcount=15


I have found Bob repellant! People, post this and he disappears!


:thumbsup:

12th man
08-25-2006, 01:49 PM
This is the excellent football knowledge that Bob is always crowing about...nothing but a unrelated 16th century quote, a few stats and some captain obvious observations.

:thumbsdow
That was one of the best pieces by C.E Wendler. :spit:

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 01:53 PM
I hope he doesn't get paid for this ****, my 15 year old brother could do better than this.

Arkie
08-25-2006, 02:02 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2284&dateline=1155806262

That's sick and twisted and very very wrong.

loborugger
08-25-2006, 02:10 PM
Bell is having a hard time competing in camp wearing only 1 cleat - the other is still buried in the grass at Invesco after biting on a bootleg. Give this Fox kid a year and they will both be equally hobbled and the competition will be more equitable.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2006, 02:29 PM
Why post a Chiefs article at a Broncos site?

Glad you guys liked it.

AboveAverage
08-25-2006, 02:34 PM
Wow, a bad writer, and a bet welcher. Your mom must be proud!

No, really, go upstairs and ask her, she'll tell you.

loborugger
08-25-2006, 02:37 PM
Why post a Chiefs article at a Broncos site?


Following that logic - why come over here and find out what Bronco fans are saying?

BTW - Atlas says to pay up on the avatar, bitch.

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 02:38 PM
Why post a Chiefs article at a Broncos site?

Glad you guys liked it.

To laugh at you, why else? That article sure didn't tell us anything informative.

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 02:41 PM
Why post a Chiefs article at a Broncos site?

Glad you guys liked it.


Why be a chiefs fan posting on a Bronco message board?

Glad to have you as a fellow Bronco fan.

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 02:44 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1214885&postcount=66

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1019912&postcount=15


I have found Bob repellant! People, post this and he disappears!


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Guess he is still 'honoring' RBDs bet.:giggle:


Lose the avatar boob.

loborugger
08-25-2006, 02:48 PM
Well, not only is your football research mediocre, but so is your other research...

'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing'

was written by Greek poet Archilochus in 650 BC.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2006, 02:50 PM
Your obsession with me is disturbing, Florida. Seek mental help. Or just put me on ignore.

Jetmeck
08-25-2006, 02:52 PM
He bet Atlas that he Patrick Surtain would have more INTs than Champ Bailey...winner gets control of the loser's avatar forever. Atlas told him to take his avatar down and he refuses to do it.


He should have bet you Surtain would have dropped more
easy INTs than Bailey. He has hands of stone.

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 02:53 PM
Your obsession with me is disturbing, Florida. Seek mental help. Or just put me on ignore.

Honor your bet with Atlas.

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 02:57 PM
Honor your bet with Atlas.
I think we are pissing off the boss...

watermock
08-25-2006, 02:57 PM
Your a stray dog Man Boobs. Go home

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 02:59 PM
What happened to the other thread where TJ stepped in, then boob went on to backtrack to a bet with 24CB?


Bob is a loser. He has no respect around here, and he can't just simply honor a bet. A bet with the same person who lost a bet with Bob, and paid him 50 bucks. I mean wow.


Be a man boob. I know it's hard for you, but try to be a man and honor the bet.

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 03:04 PM
I imagine that Bob deleted it, since he started that thread.

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 03:05 PM
I imagine that Bob deleted it, since he started that thread.
Oh! I thought it was Taco!

McDortoh
08-25-2006, 03:06 PM
Ok all together now.....OH the wheels on the bus go round and round.....round and round....Ha!

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 03:06 PM
I imagine that Bob deleted it, since he started that thread.


Wouldn't doubt it, being that he was getting so much hell for it.


Post it again for me so I can copy it. I'm going to start posting that to help out the cause till the bob finally has his balls to drop and mans up.

Arkansas Bronco
08-25-2006, 03:07 PM
Bob I dont rattle your cage much but I didnt think you would stoop so low. I know you are used to it being linked to the Cheifs and all but this is a whole other level. Try to at least show some honor and follow through with your bet.

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 03:07 PM
Oh! I thought it was Taco!

I don't think so, Taco was getting after his ass in that thread too. I don't think Taco would take down a thread like that either. Move it to the butt maybe, but not take it down.

Atlas
08-25-2006, 03:17 PM
This is the excellent football knowledge that Bob is always crowing about...nothing but a unrelated 16th century quote, a few stats and some captain obvious observations.

:thumbsdow

When Denver played KC on monday night last year I was amazed at how slow Bell was for the Chiefs. He was so damn slow.

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 03:18 PM
Maybe we get a mod to change his name to Bob is your welching minister...

Lets get a poll going!

:angel: :flower: :angel: :flower: :angel:
(this is too funny...sorry Taco!)

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 03:19 PM
Maybe we get a mod to change his name to Bob is your welching minister...

Lets get a poll going!

:angel: :flower: :angel: :flower: :angel:
(this is too funny...sorry Taco!)

I bet he is really regretting the fact that he told me he would honor that bet.

MadCity
08-25-2006, 03:23 PM
Seriously, did Bob start his own website or is there really someone out there who's dumb enough to have him write this crap?

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 03:25 PM
Wouldn't doubt it, being that he was getting so much hell for it.


Post it again for me so I can copy it. I'm going to start posting that to help out the cause till the bob finally has his balls to drop and mans up.

Here you go. This is where it all started.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1214885&postcount=66

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1019912&postcount=15

Orange_Beard
08-25-2006, 03:28 PM
Nice email address.

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 03:38 PM
Nice email address.

C.E. Wendler? So he isn't called Bob. Someone also said he was Scottish, as in born and bred. I have never met a "Wendler" in Scotland!

Paladin
08-25-2006, 04:19 PM
Bob is the site's Carbon-based Gargoyle Unit. You know, a sort of family pet. We keep him around so that Mediator can have a can to kick for fun. He doesn't need honor to be there. He has his love to keep him warm, and therefor has few needs, few wants, and he understands less.

He's a mullet's mullet.

listopencil
08-25-2006, 09:04 PM
C.E. Wendler? So he isn't called Bob. Someone also said he was Scottish, as in born and bred. I have never met a "Wendler" in Scotland!

I believe his real name is "Clayton". On Chiefs Planet he goes by "GoChiefs", although he has had many user ID's from being banned by the other Chiefs fans so much. He's cleaned up his act a bit lately and isn't as much of an immature jackass as he used to be. That may be hard for some of you to believe but this is actually the new and improved version of his online persona. I don't know if he is a Scot, he mentioned that he lived there for a period of time.

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 09:11 PM
Bob is the site's Carbon-based Gargoyle Unit. You know, a sort of family pet. We keep him around so that Mediator can have a can to kick for fun. He doesn't need honor to be there. He has his love to keep him warm, and therefor has few needs, few wants, and he understands less.

He's a mullet's mullet.


Yes, lets play kick the can.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2006, 10:49 PM
Wendler is a German name. I have no Scottish family. I was born and lived there for 11 years, though.

Killericon
08-25-2006, 10:54 PM
Does anyone else find this bet-welching dramatic bull**** as boring as I do?

Dagmar
08-25-2006, 10:54 PM
Wendler is a German name. I have no Scottish family. I was born and lived there for 11 years, though.
I am ashamed. Think what the Dixie Chicks said about Bush, I say about you...

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2006, 10:55 PM
Well, it's over now. But I'm sure Florida Bronco will find something else to be a jerk about.

Rocket 7
08-25-2006, 11:01 PM
Well, it's over now. But I'm sure Florida Bronco will find something else to be a jerk about.
Lucky for you. Your Chewbacca blow doll is guaranteed for life.

kamakazi_kal
08-25-2006, 11:21 PM
Well I'm already on Boobies Igg list ...... :~ohyah!: :thumbs: ...... but man this is too good....


Chefs Suk

Florida_Bronco
08-25-2006, 11:24 PM
Well, it's over now. But I'm sure Florida Bronco will find something else to be a jerk about.

We got your avatar taken down, our mission is accomplished. :USA:

*high fives Dagmar, GreatBronco, Atlas, Red Rocket, BroncoBuff and all the others who helped to make that god awful image go away*

GreatBronco16
08-25-2006, 11:57 PM
We got your avatar taken down, our mission is accomplished. :USA:

*high fives Dagmar, GreatBronco, Atlas, Red Rocket, BroncoBuff and all the others who helped to make that god awful image go away*


Well now the idiot has put it in his sig. The moron is clueless.

Bronco_Beerslug
08-26-2006, 12:08 AM
Well now the idiot has put it in his sig. The moron is clueless.
He's a liar and a welch, doesn't get much scummier than that. I don't know why people keep answering his posts.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-26-2006, 12:13 AM
Hahahaha! So what if it's in my sig?

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1082/kcdonksfinalwz1.gif

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 12:35 AM
I see nothing in his signature...maybe TJ axed that one as well.

Edit: Nevermind it showed up on another post.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-26-2006, 12:37 AM
So much for my sig.

Meanwhile, 24champbailey runs free.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1082/kcdonksfinalwz1.gif

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 12:38 AM
Yeah it's not showing up at all now. You didn't really think you were gonna get away with just moving the image to your signature, right?

GreatBronco16
08-26-2006, 12:41 AM
So much for my sig.

Meanwhile, 24champbailey runs free.

:vermeil:

watermock
08-26-2006, 12:52 AM
For the last time you dumbass, it's two different issues. If you man up, then you can shame CB24. As it stands, you don't even have a crutch to lean on.

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 12:54 AM
This is absolutely classic. Bob tries to piss people off by moving that image to his signature, but someone does something that makes his signature invisible and Bob gets all asshurt about it.

We be the ****ers and Bob be the ****ee Hilarious!

For the last time you dumbass, it's two different issues. If you man up, then you can shame CB24. As it stands, you don't even have a crutch to lean on.

Exactly! And make no mistake about it people, he has not stepped up...his avatar was taken down FOR him.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-26-2006, 12:55 AM
If you haven't noticed, both my avatar AND signature have been taken away. I am now forced to post sig images as part of my post.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1082/kcdonksfinalwz1.gif

Taco John
08-26-2006, 12:57 AM
For the last time you dumbass, it's two different issues. If you man up, then you can shame CB24. As it stands, you don't even have a crutch to lean on.



Quoted for truth... CB24 has nothing to do with you having integrity on bets that you made with Atlas.

And for the record, I don't like getting involved with these stupid bets, but you had half the board chasing you through threads wrecking them. I tried to arbitrate the situation fairly, but you refused to answer my simple question. In court when that happens, the judge just makes a judgement and forces the person to deal with it.

Deal with it.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-26-2006, 12:58 AM
I answered your question in the other thread.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1242696&postcount=51

Quite frankly it is BULL**** that the mods are enforcing my bet with Atlas while letting 24champbailey run free. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Ban him.


http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1082/kcdonksfinalwz1.gif

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 01:03 AM
Alright, who let him have his signature back.

BroncoBuff
08-26-2006, 01:23 AM
Quite frankly it is BULL**** that the mods are enforcing my bet with Atlas while letting 24champbailey run free. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Ban him.

WTF? BAN?!

Ostrich Bob ... nobody said d!ck about a "ban," you welcher ... keep the issues separate.

And if you don't take the word "ass" off your Adopt-a-Bronco, you freaking hater, I'm gonna ask for YOUR ban.

Atlas
08-26-2006, 01:48 AM
Too bad this thread went to the Butt. I thought it was going to the ring of fame.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-26-2006, 02:18 AM
Atlas...how would you feel about giving me an opportunity to win my avatar back? You don't even have to put anything up. If Surtain out-INTs Bailey this year, I get my avatar back. If Bailey wins, you get control of my sig for eternity.

And I should remind you, that you are in CONTROL of my avatar. You can put whatever you want up there. If you want to force me to go avatarless, that's your choice, but I think you should have some fun with it.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1082/kcdonksfinalwz1.gif

Pezman
08-26-2006, 02:29 AM
Wow, guess I've missed alot of the fun ;D

Damn you Rich Scanlon!!!

BroncoBuff
08-26-2006, 02:44 AM
I can't STAND that Scanlon! :~ohyah!:

Atlas
08-26-2006, 02:49 AM
[QUOTE=Pezman]Wow, guess I've missed alot of the fun ;D



You snooze you lose.... or at least if you have a life you lose!!

Pezman
08-26-2006, 03:30 AM
[QUOTE=Pezman]Wow, guess I've missed alot of the fun ;D



You snooze you lose.... or at least if you have a life you lose!!

All I know is, we all give Goatcheese alot of shiznit, but believe me, he is so much improved over the years. The old v1.0 version of Gochiefs was eleventy-billion times worse.

Part of the problem with the guy is, he is about their only fan left that comes over here anymore. Guys like CHIEFS-TEX, Iowanian, Phil, MrBlonde, and co just dont come around like they used to which leaves Gochiefs as our only real fodder to kick around anymore.

GreatBronco16
08-26-2006, 02:10 PM
Atlas, you have got to hook a brother up with some of that Kyla Cole.:wiggle:

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 02:32 PM
Take the avatar back down Bob.

BroncoBuff
08-26-2006, 04:06 PM
Atlas...how would you feel about giving me an opportunity to win my avatar back? You don't even have to put anything up. If Surtain out-INTs Bailey this year, I get my avatar back. If Bailey wins, you get control of my sig for eternity.

And I should remind you, that you are in CONTROL of my avatar. You can put whatever you want up there. If you want to force me to go avatarless, that's your choice, but I think you should have some fun with it.


SAVE THIS POST ^^^^^

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 04:17 PM
SAVE THIS POST ^^^^^

ROFL!

I bet you Atlas isn't gonna give that avatar back to Bob. Had Bob been a man and honored it, he would have gotten it back.

Crushaholic
08-26-2006, 05:35 PM
Take the avatar back down Bob.

Hmmm...TJ took down the avatar himself and Bob put it back up. Doesn't he know you don't cross the boss?:loser:

Florida_Bronco
08-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Hmmm...TJ took down the avatar himself and Bob put it back up. Doesn't he know you don't cross the boss?:loser:

I think it just happened in the transfer, since his avatar was there as soon as the site came back up.

Here you go Bob, it's another chance to show us you can be a man.