Help - new cheer...

[Archie]

ok, so I need some help. I sit in section 531 and for the last three years or so I carried on the a cheer that another fan started but then he stopped buying tickets and so I picked it up. After the IN-COM-PLETE he/I would lead the section in "All Day Long" (or night as appropriate). But..... to be brutally honest, all the while I was carrying on this tradition I held in the back of my mind that I really didn't like this cheer...

So.... this year I made the decision about a month ago that I was not going to carry this tradition on and that I would find a new cheer. However, the first pre-season game has come along before I came up with anything. Well - let me tell you that the NATIVES ARE RESTLESS... I have had a number of them tell me I better come up with something. A new cheer is fine but I have a week (as of last Saturday) to come up with it.


So.... I'd like help on suggestions. I'm not making promises that I'll adopt something suggested here but I very well could. I just need help thinking about what would be best.

Now - my favorite cheer ever was the old C-O-L-T-S COLTS cheer (very similiar to the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS JETS cheer). I like IN-COM-PLETE because everyone says it and it's uniquely Denver.

Anyway... what I have come up w/ is
"WE ARE ---- DENVER" (similiar to a Regis High School cheer and Penn State). Also - "THIS IS ---- OUR HOUSE". Similar to the other one. Initially either of these could follow IN-COM-PLETE but they could also be done any other time too... It's nice to think everyone will say it but that's unrealistic at least at this point. But .... it should be something a couple of secitons are happy to join in....

Ok.... what do you guys think. What is a great cheer that I can be proud to lead in section 531 starting on Sunday and going forward every week from there on out? :) Thanks!!

[ak1971]

move to a new section...lol

[Archie]

move to a new section...lol

Nice... I'm thnking (before I head off to bed) that at least someone has responded... and then this.

It's about how I felt on Saturday night after the 10th person or so came by and said DUDE.... WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHEER...

[Crushaholic]

When I went to the Redskins game last season, it was pouring rain (and a cold rain, at that). To entertain myself, I picked up on the In-Com-Plete All Night Long. I would end it with a WOOOOOOOO. I had fun...:yayaya:

[fatcard]

in-com-plete
S-O-S

[thumpc]

I challenge this board to pitch in and buy tickets near the endzones for a group of opera singers. We should do it for a playoff game. Surprise the oppossing offense with some extra deafening, earpiercing fatlady notes.

[El Guapo]

how about just "crush!-crush!-crush!-crush!" repeatedly? haha, i have no idea and that was about 10 seconds worth of thought. Ill think about it throughout the day and get back to you.

Good luck.

[plummerrox]

How about "Pork Chops, Pork Chops - greasy - greasy! We can beat these guys easy...easy!"

No?

I'll keep thinking

[ØrangeÇrush]

go with a classic....

Orange -- Crush! Orange -- Crush!

One side yells Orange, the Other yells Crush.

[DomCasual]

Sometimes, I gather my family on the front porch either really late at night or really early in the morning, and we all face a neighbor's house and scream, "We'vegotspirityeswedowe'vegotspirithow'boutyou!" We'll keep doing it until they respond. If the police come, we know they totally don't have spirit.

Don't know if that helps.

[Tredici]

How can you go wrong with:

Die you gravy sucking pigs.

[smalltowngrll]

Oh, if this doesn't bring back my high school cheerleading days!! :thumbs:

Especially the..."we got spirit..." ROFL!

[El Guapo]

when the chiefs come to town you can yell, "Queefs! Queefs! QUEEFS!!" and then follow that by a nice whooooshing/flapping sound. Ha!

[Tredici]

U

G

L

Y

You ain't got no alibi.

You Ugly.

[El Guapo]

U

G

L

Y

You ain't got no alibi.

You Ugly.

no.

[plummerrox]

How can you go wrong with:

Die you gravy sucking pigs.



or...Try to score a touchdown you scumbags...

Love the Steve Martin reference...

[Blueflame]

For the Chefs game... IN-COM-PLETE.... You-suck-TrINT....

[Hotrod]

lean to the left....lean to the right....stand up sit down fight fight fight.....

Oh highschool seems so long ago Ha!

[DomCasual]

Okay, here's my cheer story. I went to high school at a now-defunct private Baptist school. Certain administration zealots were always encouraging us to sing our school fight song at games. We never did - can't imagine why.

We're Temple Tigers
Temple Tigers
Kids who love the Lord!

We're Temple Tigers
Temple Tigers
Sing in one accord!

We'll read our Bibles everyday!
Seek his will and watch and pray!
Turn to the left! Turn to the right!
NEVER!

We'll walk the byways,
walk the narrow ways,
trusting in his word!

We're Temple Tigers!
Temple Tigers!
Kids who love the Lord!

We're - kids - who - love - the - Lord!

Not exactly Anchors Aweigh or Victory March.

You have my permission to use it in Section 531, though.

[Hotrod]

LOL thats horrible Ha!

[DomCasual]

LOL thats horrible Ha!
It probably wouldn't be bad if your plan was to get your ass kicked at a sporting event.

After I graduated and started forming new circles of friends, they would never believe me when I told them that's what it was. I always ended up having to pull out a copy of our yearbook.

[Broncobiv]

Sometimes, I gather my family on the front porch either really late at night or really early in the morning, and we all face a neighbor's house and scream, "We'vegotspirityeswedowe'vegotspirithow'boutyou!" We'll keep doing it until they respond. If the police come, we know they totally don't have spirit.

Don't know if that helps.
Whether that's true or not, it's hilarious either way! Ha!

[Hotrod]

Whether that's true or not, it's hilarious either way! Ha!

Knowing him oh Im pretty sure its true Ha!

[DomCasual]

Knowing him oh Im pretty sure its true Ha!
The best was when we finally got one neighbor to reciprocate. It was heated, and the decibels kept going higher for each rendition of the cheer. Finally, almost completely unscripted, our family started chanting, "We've got more! We've got more!"

The neighbors were just speechless. I still get chills thinking about it.

So get this. With the neighbors standing on their porch, completely flustered - I turned to my wife and son and made a prearranged motion to stop the chant. You could hear a pin drop, and the neighbors were just dejected, waiting to see what would be the next act in the play that was their humiliation. On my signal, my family broke into song:

We're Temple Tigers
Temple Tigers
Kids who love the Lord!

We're Temple Tigers
Temple Tigers
Sing in one accord!

We'll read our Bibles everyday!
Seek his will and watch and pray!
Turn to the left! Turn to the right!
NEVER!

We'll walk the byways,
walk the narrow ways,
trusting in his word!

We're Temple Tigers!
Temple Tigers!
Kids who love the Lord!

We're - kids - who - love - the - Lord!

[plummershelper]

At the University of Montana one half of the stadium yells MONTANA, then the other Falls with Grizzlies. it gets so loud because the sides thry and out match each. It could be a denver, broncos thing. The genious is in the simplicity.

[STBumpkin]

How about the good old soccer cheer
"ALL DAAAAAY, ALL DAY ALL DAY ALL DAY, ALL DAAAY, ALL DAAAYY!"

also one we used to do at all the Navy games, pumping your arms in the air like pistons with each word yell "FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP!"

[GonzoLays]

In-Com-Plete

Beat-Your-Meat


Pretty soon you will have the whole section to yourself. You might even make the news.

[Archie]

At the University of Montana one half of the stadium yells MONTANA, then the other Falls with Grizzlies. it gets so loud because the sides thry and out match each. It could be a denver, broncos thing. The genious is in the simplicity.

Yeah - at Mile High we used to have the "Go Broncos" cheer which was done by half the stadium and then the other half. Someone started that at the game last week.

[Archie]

Sometimes, I gather my family on the front porch either really late at night or really early in the morning, and we all face a neighbor's house and scream, "We'vegotspirityeswedowe'vegotspirithow'boutyou!" We'll keep doing it until they respond. If the police come, we know they totally don't have spirit.

Don't know if that helps.

Ok.... so that seems kind of nambi pambi (maybe not from my front porch but definitely from the seats in 531). Also - that works in high school because you have the competing fans on either sideline. But other wise I like it :)

[Archie]

U

G

L

Y

You ain't got no alibi.

You Ugly.

I can't see my wife going for that but I know some of them would like it...

[westcliffe]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought you were asking for laundry help with a new detergent. After reading the thread, I find myself wishing you had asked for laundry help.:D

[El Guapo]

I can't see my wife going for that but I know some of them would like it...

its old as hell, but the whole thing is kinda comical.


edit:

its actually from a song in the 90's by daphne & celeste(i love google).

"
U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X4

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cuz you ain't ill-
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab!
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

U.G.L.Y x7
you aint got no alibi
you ugly!
yo mama says you ugly.you ugly!hey! hey!x3
you'r mama says you'r ugly.your ugly!

U-U-U-U up you'r butt with a coconut.ewwwhehew

...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~ULGY~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
~Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
~Ugly~
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
~Ugly~
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
~Ugly~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y"

[Archie]

Ok - I have a really hard time seeing how I teach this to a section :)

its old as hell, but the whole thing is kinda comical.


edit:

its actually from a song in the 90's by daphne & celeste(i love google).

"
U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X4

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cuz you ain't ill-
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab!
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

U.G.L.Y x7
you aint got no alibi
you ugly!
yo mama says you ugly.you ugly!hey! hey!x3
you'r mama says you'r ugly.your ugly!

U-U-U-U up you'r butt with a coconut.ewwwhehew

...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~UGLY~...~ULGY~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
~Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
~Ugly~
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
~Ugly~
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
~Ugly~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y"

[JCMElway]

How can you go wrong with:

Die you gravy sucking pigs.

Try and make a touchdown you Scumbags!

[El Guapo]

Ok - I have a really hard time seeing how I teach this to a section :)


ROFL!

[Kaylore]

WHERE'S - THE - BEEF?

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[TheChamp247]

somehow i doubt many of these cheers are helping too much

[Archie]

somehow i doubt many of these cheers are helping too much

Nope... :) So far I think I'm going with the "WE ARE ---- DEN-VER" cheer...