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RunByDesign
08-08-2006, 08:49 PM
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RunByDesign
08-08-2006, 08:55 PM
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Dungy: "See now, this is Peyton getting owned by Joey Porter. Heh..there's something to be admired when you get a big, monster of a man, crushing down on a poor, unsuspecting quarterback..I mean..er..."

Peyton: "Coach!!"

Disco Man
08-08-2006, 08:55 PM
Dab Gum....i mite have two call mi daddy twonite and ask him wut this meens cooch.

Kaylore
08-08-2006, 08:55 PM
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Manning and others react as Dungy shows the team their championship record.

elsid13
08-08-2006, 08:55 PM
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See Coach I told you there was a gerbil up my butt

2KBack
08-08-2006, 08:58 PM
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2179/cee89b2de9404263bd5186a786d9581cfs0.jpg

"Yeeeeah, I'll be changing that one at the line. Who does this guy think he is, my coach?"

kamakazi_kal
08-08-2006, 08:58 PM
no, no, no that was last year .....so what we do is win 15 straight games and lose to denver this year

kamakazi_kal
08-08-2006, 09:00 PM
coach cant we get the ref's to pass a new rule to help this route

CHANGSTER
08-08-2006, 09:02 PM
Peyton-Wait coach, your saying that comes from a tree? youz the devil.
Dungy-class dismissed

MechanicalBull
08-08-2006, 09:07 PM
:Whaaaa!: :vermeil: whaaaaaa, but coach I don't like that play. If you don't change it I'm telling my daddy and the nfl to make a rule change where I make all the plays.

RunByDesign
08-08-2006, 09:08 PM
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Dungy: "This is a parchment from the year 347 BC."

Peyton: "WTF? It's got the Colts letterhead on it."

RunByDesign
08-08-2006, 09:11 PM
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Dungy: "If you hold this up to the light just right, it's as transparent as Peyton's scrambling skills."

Peyton: " :Whaaaa!: "

Disco Man
08-08-2006, 09:14 PM
No, No look it says it right here...the NFL want's us in the Super Bowl again this year and we might get another obvious call in our favor if it comes down to it.

youcandoit1687
08-08-2006, 09:20 PM
who the hell died and made you the playcaller? and btw, we dont use paper for plays and we sure as hell dont huddle up. all we do is make up words and imitate animals for our play calls...not to throw you under the bus or anything.

scorpio
08-08-2006, 09:26 PM
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"I hate myself and I want to die. Also I'm a virgin and I used to fluff male porn stars for extra cash in college. Oh and my penis is inverted."

Dr. Broncenstein
08-08-2006, 09:42 PM
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Indy Colts pause to admire the trophy for winning their 4th-straight PPC.... (Preaseason Paper Championship)

"Peyton is incredible.... the guy is the all-time greatest paper chamion in the history of the game. I mean.. they changed the rules of football because he is so incredible..." -- T. Dungy

BABronco
08-08-2006, 10:13 PM
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"Okay, so here is the game plan. Peyton will throw the ball to Harrison who wont have anyone within 5 yrds but will still fall down, one of our most useful players (the refs) will call a bugus p.i. call." Pulls Peyton aside and pleads... "Peyton, I'm just not how many more time the nfl will bend over backwards for you. You better get it all this year" Peyton replies " Sorry coach, I was choking on something. What were you saying?"

Man-Goblin
08-08-2006, 10:25 PM
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"Oops, I think there's another '0' in my cap number, Tony."

cbs1177
08-08-2006, 10:29 PM
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Okay there is the watermark embedded in this piece of paper so this is the real deal play book page; for a second there it look like we would actually win a super bowl.

or

look at mannings commercial ratings compared to his playoff ratings.

freak6
08-08-2006, 10:35 PM
"That is what you spent all night on, that is what you were so excited about, that is what is gonna win it all for us??? Get your ass to the back to the sidelines" says Coach Manning. "And someone take away his computer please".



<img src="http://myspace-944.vo.llnwd.net/01025/44/99/1025339944_m.jpg">

ClevelandBronco
08-08-2006, 10:41 PM
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"You'd save me some time and the organization some money if you'd just write your ideas for plays on toilet paper instead, Coach."

Archer81
08-08-2006, 10:51 PM
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What do you mean the NFL will actually play the games? We just dont get a silver trophy for putting on a uni? Thats just f'ing gay, coach...


:Broncos:

DivineLegion
08-08-2006, 11:49 PM
Peyton: So the doctor said I sucked to much and thats what caused the choking against the Steelers...
Others: Ohhhhh Ahhhhh ummm hmmmm
Dungy: Yup that sounds about right...you see here there is the suck in the back of your throat causing the massive Chokage. Ive set up an appointment with your Ginacolagist to get your choking problem worked out.

Vegas_Bronco
08-08-2006, 11:57 PM
So that's what he means by setting our sights high. Damn, and all this time...

Taco John
08-08-2006, 11:59 PM
"Oh wow! A Sail Boat!"

fontaine
08-09-2006, 05:35 AM
Tony Dungy: This is our new plan against 3-4 Defenses Peyton. You line up behind center and wave the white flag in surrender.

NaptownChief
08-09-2006, 08:34 AM
"Coach, Only Denver will repeatedly fall for that same play over and over again..."

WolfpackGuy
08-09-2006, 09:10 AM
"Mama sez..."

plummerrox
08-09-2006, 10:06 AM
I told you these white pants show pantie lines!!!!!

DenverBrit
08-09-2006, 10:24 AM
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'Ok, here it is guys. Everything the Chiefs know about stopping bootlegs and rollouts.....illustrated.'

*WARHORSE*
08-09-2006, 10:38 AM
Dungy: "Look at this. My six year old drew up our goaline package in one sitdown with the Crayolas. Just goes to show ya what yer kids can do if you teach em right."

Peyton: "It looks like scribbling to me"

Dungy: "Those are routes son. You dont understand cause you dont have kids yet. If you had kids you'd understand. But you dont have kids so you cant see............only a parent can see."

Oline Chorus: "Oooohh.........."

Peyton: "I never used to color like that. I was diagramming plays when I was one years old and it never looked like that..........I remember."

Dungy: "A blind man will lead the blind into a ditch Peyton.......remember that."

Peyton: "Good thing we have you coach.........."

ClevelandBronco
08-09-2006, 12:38 PM
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Uh, rectangle, Coach?

loborugger
08-09-2006, 12:39 PM
I dont know, Peyton, I've been looking at this photo for 20 minutes now and I still dont see any "protection issues."

broncosteven
08-09-2006, 01:12 PM
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Dungy: Dude, Check this out I bought it at the mall. If you stare at it long enough there is a shark in there that looks like it is jumping out to eat you.

Peyton: I don't get it.

Dungy: Use your peripheral vision Man

Peyton: Huh? I don't see no shark your joshing me coach.

GreatBronco16
08-09-2006, 01:20 PM
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Ummm coach, why is Edges' name still on the playchart?

Rock Chalk
08-09-2006, 01:34 PM
"Coach, Only Denver will repeatedly fall for that same play over and over again..."
You mean the Bootleg?

Steve Sewell
08-09-2006, 01:42 PM
"I got this play from my good buddy...you know, the guy who lives in a van, down by the rive...er...Herm Edwards"

OR

"This is the letter from "Tags" that I got this offseason. I know, it's kind of a bullsh!t move, but people caught onto him. He said that he going to start having the refs call our games fair...Same with Eli's. He also said that he's going to stop screwing the Chiefs over year after year. Lamar Hunt threatened to move his team to LA apparently and "Tags" doesn't want some piece of sh!t franchise there to start things off, so they came to an amiable solution."

Idaho_Bronco_Fan
08-09-2006, 02:31 PM
"Well whaddya know, Polamalu did intercept that thing"

dbfan4life
08-09-2006, 02:54 PM
Dungy: Now this play is called the Annexation of Puerto Rico!

RunByDesign
08-10-2006, 09:16 PM
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Dungy: "Check it out...Dwight Freeney naked."

Peyton: "Hey, his thingys' bigger than mine!"

*WARHORSE*
08-10-2006, 09:56 PM
Peyton: "What IS that? A picture of an armpit? Never saw that bufore."

0SE7EN
08-10-2006, 10:00 PM
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2179/cee89b2de9404263bd5186a786d9581cfs0.jpg

See, I told you, we had some protection problems...

bronco militia
04-10-2012, 02:04 PM
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2012/0409/20120409__broncos-peyton-manning~p1.jpg

"......and Mr. Elway is only this tall"

uplink
04-10-2012, 02:50 PM
Dungy: See it doesn't smell too bad if we hold it up high!

Manning: Lets make copies of the play sheet next time before we let Jeff Sat. take it in the John .

oubronco
04-10-2012, 05:03 PM
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"I hate myself and I want to die. Also I'm a virgin and I used to fluff male porn stars for extra cash in college. Oh and my penis is inverted."

That's not Tebow

oubronco
04-10-2012, 05:04 PM
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2012/0409/20120409__broncos-peyton-manning~p1.jpg

You see we're goin with Plan A

Captain 'Dre
04-10-2012, 05:06 PM
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"Jebus, Tony! When's the last time you used deodorant?!?"

houghtam
04-10-2012, 05:11 PM
I needed this thread to remind me that several of the more adamant Manningites thought they only won in 2006 because of bogus calls.

Got it.

gunns
04-10-2012, 05:32 PM
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"Is that the A that Bradshaw struggled with after being spotted C & T?"

RunSilentRunDeep
04-10-2012, 05:36 PM
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"This is awesome! If you hold the paper this way, it looks like an old lady. But if you tilt the paper this way, it looks like a vagina!!"

ghwk
04-10-2012, 07:04 PM
See if I hold it up just right the sun seems really small and I can block it.

Man-Goblin
04-10-2012, 07:53 PM
U ppl R Mean!!!1

broncs2bowl
04-10-2012, 08:00 PM
Peyton thinking to himself: "uhh coach what the **** makes you think that'll work? Its fine though cuz Ill just change the play at the line whenever you call it"

errand
04-10-2012, 08:27 PM
I needed this thread to remind me that several of the more adamant Manningites thought they only won in 2006 because of bogus calls.

Got it.

Peyton wore a different uniform then....so having animosity towards him in 2006 is understandable. Should we bring up the "Would you be upset if the Broncos pursued Peyton Manning" poll/thread and point out how many of you clowns said there was no way Peyton signs with us?

broncswin
04-10-2012, 08:36 PM
Oh shiat Eli wtf man

canadianbroncosfan
04-11-2012, 12:24 AM
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Dungy: Is that really?.....?....No it can't be
Peyton: It can't be real, it looks like chocolate ice cream
Saturday: Coach, why did you print off stills of "2 girls, 1 cup"?

RedEyedJeti
04-11-2012, 05:06 AM
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Dungy: This is Tim Tebow. You will take his job some day.

Peyton: Who the hell is that?

Saturday: He's a QB. He's almost as good as Painter.

RedEyedJeti
04-11-2012, 07:58 AM
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Peyton: What the hell are they doing?

Dungy: They're Tebowing

Saturday: What a bunch of idiots!

Play2win
04-11-2012, 08:18 AM
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Dungy: Yes, Mr. Bowlen, Count it as done. It will just take a few years...