Geek League Episode III - The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe

[Pezman]

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Welcome to the 2006 Fantasy Football Geeks League.

In this episode, we discuss how Mile High Slut stole last years title and how to restore credibility to the league after having an lowly rookie win the title in its inception year (Mtbronco 2004 champ) and how to dethrone its current crownholder Mile High Shack.

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This year's lineup looks to be one of the best ever with some seriously heavyweight contenders (especially those who eat McDonalds)

Rave on fellow dorks, geeks and nerds. Oh my!

Here is the list of invitees to the 2006 Geek League! Good luck!

"And then, this one time, and fantasy football band camp...."

Slappy, From now on,
your Delta Tau Chi name is Yah Mules

Tredici From now on,
your Delta Tau Chi name is Tekau Mä Toru

Rascal From now on,
your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto errrr Bastards
(Rascal - Why Pinto?) (Pezzy - -Why not?)

Clockwork Orange (What's my Delta Tau Chi name?)
Pezzy - Clocky, l've given this a lot of thought. From now on...your name is Flounders)

MtBroncofan® - Stewart Smashers v2 - Electric Boogaloo

Mile High's Shack Attack!!! - Quick, everyone, pile on him!

Blueflame's Gasworks
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Pezman's Mean Machine - Bring it on!

Paco's Parrotheads

B-man's West Texas Liver Destroyers

There are still two spots available, one reserved for Sassys Studs (if she wants it) and one left open from the Hoary Marmot Manginas.

Good luck this year fantasy nerds and BRING THAT SHIZNIT!







"l...." State your name.



ALL: l...state your name.



"...do hereby pledge allegiance to the geek."



...do hereby pledge allegiance to the geek.



"With liberty and fantasy football for all."



Amen.

[Rascal]

I've got a interesting name lined up.

[Mile High Shack]

you all should just pay pal me this time

I'm going for a 2 peat

[Pezman]

you all should just pay pal me this time

I'm going for a 2 peat

Comic book guy says

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Shacks team is teh suck!

[Mtbrncofn]

Lowly rookie!!?? Why I oughtta.... Pez, you better watch it, buster.

[Sassy]

Geek League full?

[Pezman]

Geek League full?

It is! Can you believe that? :thumbsup:

Of course, you are already in right? !Booya!

[Sassy]

...I haven't been here until now...

[-Slap-]

I'm sorry it had to come to this, but you're forcing me to...
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[Mtbrncofn]

Slappy's throwin' down the gauntlet. ;D

[Tredici]

Any of the days proposed for the draft is okay by me Pezzie. Sorry I haven't responded to the league site but I've been busy and just steal a bit 'o Mane time here lately.

[-Slap-]

The dates Pezman has listed on the site are screwed up.

:P

[Clockwork Orange]

*grumble grumble*

[-Slap-]

*grumble grumble*
Come on, you have a perfectly nice nickname.









:spit:

[Clockwork Orange]

Go lick a lizard's eye. :moody:

[-Slap-]

Go lick a lizard's eye. :moody:
So, you're familiar with the next rookie hazing ritual already?

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[Clockwork Orange]

Aww man, I won't be able to take a solid Bob for weeks.

[Pezman]

The dates Pezman has listed on the site are screwed up.

:P

Ok, its true, I'm timetable challenged. Ha!

I think we are about ready to suggest two dates for the draft and see which one is best... needless to say, I think we should be able to find the right time for this smartass crowd :wave:

[Mtbrncofn]

I see no smartasses in this crowd. ???

[Pezman]

I see no smartasses in this crowd. ???

Ha!

If smartass was a form of energy, you, Shacky, Tre and Clocky could power a small moon :wave:

[Pezman]

Ha!

If smartass was a form of energy, you, Shacky, Tre and Clocky could power a small moon :wave:
And of course, Slap could power an entire solar system AND a few small asteroids.

Bunch of smartasses! ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Takes one to know one! :P

[Clockwork Orange]

So where do we pay for this thing? I gotta get the $$ moved before the ol' ball and chain finds out what I'm up to.

If she busts me on this one I'll be catching a nasty case of the Hawaiian disease, Lakanookie. ;D

[Sassy]

So where do we pay for this thing? I gotta get the $$ moved before the ol' ball and chain finds out what I'm up to.

If she busts me on this one I'll be catching a nasty case of the Hawaiian disease, Lakanookie. ;D
Send a paypal to Pez...

Hey Pez...is Monday, Sept. 4th set in stone? On a holiday weekend isn't a good time...:(
(Actually, neither times for either league are that great for me but the Omane league I can live with...if my board gets fixed! ;D ) ~ When did you say that one was again...I seemed to have deleted that pm :(

[Pezman]

Send a paypal to Pez...

Hey Pez...is Monday, Sept. 4th set in stone? On a holiday weekend isn't a good time...:(
(Actually, neither times for either league are that great for me but the Omane league I can live with...if my board gets fixed! ;D ) ~ When did you say that one was again...I seemed to have deleted that pm :(

Yeah, the draft is set for Monday, Sept 4th date at 8:00 PM ET :wave:

We will be selecting our draft order this weekend. Any bribes to the commish are now being accepted ;)

[Clockwork Orange]

Being new to these proceedings, how is the draft done? Chat room?

[Pezman]

Being new to these proceedings, how is the draft done? Chat room?

The draft is onsite at our Sportsline.com Geek league page. They have a java-based draft room that we can use to do our draft. Also, it allows you to queue up your wishlist of players and rank them beforehand. Hopefully it will be as smooth as the first and second year in terms of drafts (last year's draft was done in 1 hour 45 minutes!)

[Mtbrncofn]

9th pick in the draft?!! You suck, Pez. :P

[phillybroncosnut]

Yo Pezzy, If anyone bails, I'd like to get back into this league. I was a charter member till I couldn't make the draft last season. Let me know. It's no fun kicking Oskie's ass in only 1 league. 2 ass whippings would be BRILLIANT!

[Clockwork Orange]

I'm drafting 7th? How in the hell am I supposed to get a good kicker with the 7th pick? That guy on NFL Network said that they go fast, you know.

[Pezman]

Heh, actually, we havent picked our draft order yet in the Geek. We will set that up on Wednesday so that everyone can bribe the commish for that #1 pick ;D

Philly, if only we had room brother! I know just what you mean about kicking B-man's ass at every opportunity ;D

[Clockwork Orange]

Soooo, about that draft order....

Did you get the gift basket I sent? ;D

[Rascal]

Is it me or is the league's website not working? i can never get it to open. It just sits there.

[Clockwork Orange]

Works for me.

[Pezman]

Geek league draft order is in! Congrats to the whores from Hockeyville for the bribe and the first pick :wiggle: :afro:


Draft Order
Pick Team
1 Mt's Hockey Whores
2 Yah Mule
3 Tekau Mä Toru
4 Blueflame
5 Rascal's Bastards
6 Paco's Parrotheads
7 Shack Attack!!!
8 Freak15
9 Oskie's Legends
10 Sassy's Manwhores
11 Mean Machine
12 The Angry Mob

[Sassy]

I think I asked for that! Ha!
Hey I'm Sassy's Studs!

I sent him two cases of expensive Cab for the #1 in the OM :wink:

[Pezman]

I cant keep track of all the whores we have in this league... there are hockey whores, man whores, Slappy.... ROFL! Ha!

[Clockwork Orange]

OK......so you didn't get the gift basket I sent.

I'll have Fed Ex put a trace on that right away. ;D

[Sassy]

OK......so you didn't get the gift basket I sent.

I'll have Fed Ex put a trace on that right away. ;D
If you sent camera equipment you're in at 1... :sunshine:

[Clockwork Orange]

If you sent camera equipment you're in at 1... :sunshine:

Dammit! I should have known. :cuss:

[Pezman]

Dammit! I should have known. :cuss:

Obviously, that idiot the Mean Machine didnt bribe the commish enough either. Damn suckups like Slappy and Tredici and their deep pockets!

[-Slap-]

I cant keep track of all the whores we have in this league... there are hockey whores, man whores, Slappy.... ROFL! Ha!
I'm an all purpose whore.

[Mile High Shack]

I win the league and I get 7th pick???

talk about no respect

a pox on you pez...a POX!!

[Rascal]

Looks like I'll be taking Manning.

[Rascal]

Geek league draft order is in! Congrats to the whores from Hockeyville for the bribe and the first pick :wiggle: :afro:


Draft Order
Pick Team
1 Mt's Hockey Whores
2 Yah Mule
3 Tekau Mä Toru
4 Blueflame
5 Rascal's Bastards
6 Paco's Parrotheads
7 Shack Attack!!!
8 Freak15
9 Oskie's Legends
10 Sassy's Manwhores
11 Mean Machine
12 The Angry Mob

Dang girls always have the best bribe available. Not sure about slappy though...care to explain that one?? LOL

Who is the Angry Mob?

Are we adopting the same scoring format as NPN/OM leagues?

[Mtbrncofn]

Geek league draft order is in! Congrats to the whores from Hockeyville for the bribe and the first pick :wiggle: :afro:


Draft Order
Pick Team
1 Mt's Hockey Whores
2 Yah Mule
3 Tekau Mä Toru
4 Blueflame
5 Rascal's Bastards
6 Paco's Parrotheads
7 Shack Attack!!!
8 Freak15
9 Oskie's Legends
10 Sassy's Manwhores
11 Mean Machine
12 The Angry Mob


Wahoooo! Fabulous draft order, I say. ;D I was just whining to my husband the other night, that just once I'd like first pick in the draft.

Guys....Pez is a boob man. All you had to do was send a pair of falsies over. ;)

[Pezman]

Wahoooo! Fabulous draft order, I say. ;D I was just whining to my husband the other night, that just once I'd like first pick in the draft.

Guys....Pez is a boob man. All you had to do was send a pair of falsies over. ;)

Are you implying or implicating oneself? Ha!

As for being bribed... Heck yeah! :twokisses Its all about the snoobs!

[Clockwork Orange]

So that's it? A pair of bazongas is what it takes to land a high pick? No wonder I'm dead last.

Still doesn't explain Slap and that #2 pick though.....hmmm.

I hope that Bob shows up at your house and shakes his man melons in your face, Pez. :cuss:

[Pezman]

So that's it? A pair of bazongas is what it takes to land a high pick? No wonder I'm dead last.

Still doesn't explain Slap and that #2 pick though.....hmmm.

I hope that Bob shows up at your house and shakes his man melons in your face, Pez. :cuss:

I just threw up a little in my mouth Hilarious!

Hey, you know, Slappy offered up a mangina, but it just didnt seem good enough for the #1 overall. Perhaps in his eleventy-billion other leagues, he whored his service out more effectively. :~ohyah!:

[Pezman]

All I know is that I've never had the number #1 pick overall in any league. Ever. Guess I'm too cheap to whore myself out for the possibility of guys like Faulk, LT, or Ryan Leaf ;D

[Clockwork Orange]

I could have tried to talk my wife into taking one for the team, but she'd have just refused. She's selfish and doesn't understand the importance of fantasy football. :moody: Ha!

[Mtbrncofn]

Are you implying or implicating oneself? Ha!

As for being bribed... Heck yeah! :twokisses Its all about the snoobs!


I didn't say I sent my boobs over...geez! :egbgb:

[Mtbrncofn]

I could have tried to talk my wife into taking one for the team, but she'd have just refused. She's selfish and doesn't understand the importance of fantasy football. :moody: Ha!


Damn, that is selfish. :~ohyah!:

[Sassy]

Are you implying or implicating oneself? Ha!

As for being bribed... Heck yeah! :twokisses Its all about the snoobs!
Hmmm wondering how I got the #1 pick ;)

[Mtbrncofn]

Hmmm wondering how I got the #1 pick ;)


You mentioned cameras before, Sass. To Pez, cameras and boobs go hand in hand. :~ohyah!:

[Sassy]

You mentioned cameras before, Sass. To Pez, cameras and boobs go hand in hand. :~ohyah!:
Along with a good bottle or two of cabernet! :rofl:

[Mtbrncofn]

Boobs, liquor, cameras....wow, that could end up badly.

[Clockwork Orange]

Boobs, liquor, cameras....wow, that could end up badly.

That's where those Girls Gone Wild videos got started. Just some boobs, liquor, a camera and a dream. ;D

[-Slap-]

I just threw up a little in my mouth Hilarious!

Hey, you know, Slappy offered up a mangina, but it just didnt seem good enough for the #1 overall. Perhaps in his eleventy-billion other leagues, he whored his service out more effectively. :~ohyah!:
An artist's depiction of the negotiating process between Pezman and myself for the number two pick.

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[Clockwork Orange]

Another noob question here.

Do we play against two teams every week? I was just looking at the schedule that's posted on the league site and it has everyone facing off against two other teams each week. Is this the way this usually goes?

Any explanation would be appreciated. :)

[Mtbrncofn]

I think Pez has been drinking again. We've never done that before. Just regular old head to head.

[Pezman]

No, we're regular head to head... the schedule just hasnt been made yet :)

[Pezman]

Bump for the draft! See you all on Monday evening for the draft W00t!

[Pezman]

Bump for the geek draft this afternoon. Dont be late!

[-Slap-]

Bump for the geek draft this afternoon. Dont be late!

What!? The draft is today!?

[Rascal]

Good draft everybody.

Here is my team:
QB: McNabb/Favre
RB: S Jackson/Westbrook/K Jones/C Benson/C Buckhalter/M Anderson/M Pittman
WR: D Driver/R Williams/J Horn/M Muhammad
K: J Brown
D: Miami D

I have more risk then I like, but hopefully not all of them tank :pray: if so it's a long season...LOL

[Mtbrncofn]

Here's mine. Read em and weep. I know I am.

QB
Kurt Warner
Byron Leftwich

RB
Larry Johnson
Frank Gore
Wali Lundy
Kevan Barlow
Mike Sellers

WR
Team Obliterator ( TO )
Eddie Quitterson
Braylon Edwards
Eric Moulds
Brandon Lloyd
Ernest Wilford

TE
Jason Witten
Heath Miller

D
Chargers

K
John Kasay

[Clockwork Orange]

Here's my squad, I picked 12th.

QB: Peyton Manning, Steve McNair
RB: Cadillac Williams, Reuben Droughns, Laurence Maroney, Marion Barber, Ladell Betts
WR: Javon Walker, Jerry Porter, Chris Henry, Mark Clayton, Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap, Marcus Pollard
K: David Akers
D: Ravens, Jaguars

[Mtbrncofn]

Pez, it should be a rule that all the Avs fans are in the Avalanche division!

[Rascal]

Here's mine. Read em and weep. I know I am.

QB
Kurt Warner
Byron Leftwich

RB
Larry Johnson
Frank Gore
Wali Lundy
Kevan Barlow
Mike Sellers

WR
Team Obliterator ( TO )
Eddie Quitterson
Braylon Edwards
Eric Moulds
Brandon Lloyd
Ernest Wilford

TE
Jason Witten
Heath Miller

D
Chargers

K
John Kasay

Your team would probably be ranked in the top 3 MT, at least IMO, if you had taken Galloway, Roy Williams, TJ Housh, or D Mason instead of Eddie Kennison. Other then that a solid draft, you keep getting better every draft.

[Sassy]

What an interesting team I have! Ha!

I had pick #10...

QB: Delhomme, Green (Yuck!)
RB: W. Parker, DeShaun Foster, T. Bell, A. Pinner (Vikes picked him up.)
WR: Reggie Wayne, McCardell, Chad Johnson, Lelie (Yeah I know), Kircus, Brandon Jones (Titans). Reche Caldwell (NE)
TE: Scheff! (I need one more)
K: Elam, M. Koenen
D: Houston

[Mtbrncofn]

Your team would probably be ranked in the top 3 MT, at least IMO, if you had taken Galloway, Roy Williams, TJ Housh, or D Mason instead of Eddie Kennison. Other then that a solid draft, you keep getting better every draft.

Hey thanks, Rascal! You really think those guys will put up better numbers than Quitterson? I know I played people last year who had him and he burned me.

[Mile High Shack]

eh, I like my team ok, not sure if it's championship material

QB--Bulger, Kitna
RB--Rudi Johnson, Dunn, Ches Taylor, Morency, Norwood
WR--Housmazode, Mason, Evans, Matt Jones, Troy Williamson
TE--Gates, Alex Smith
Def--D.C., Indy
Kicker--Stover

[Broncoman13]

Hey thanks, Rascal! You really think those guys will put up better numbers than Quitterson? I know I played people last year who had him and he burned me.



I think you did pretty well too... but yes, any of those guys that Rascal mentioned are likely to put up better numbers than Quitterson. Especially Roy Williams and Derrick Mason. Roy Williams isn't undervalued right now, but Mason sure is! I was hoping to wait another round and grab him. My WR's are my weakest link. Other than that I feel pretty good about my team.

QB's
Brad Johnson
Jake Plummer
Mike Vick (Starter)

RB's
Chris Brown (+/- Flex)
Willis McGahee (Starter)
Clinton Portis (Starter)
Fred Taylor (+/- Flex)
Michael Turner

WR's
Issac Bruce
Antonio Bryant
Plaxico Burress (Starter
Greg Jennings
Randy Moss (Starter)

TE's
Chris Cooley (Starter)
Jermaine Wiggins

K
Jay Feeley

D
Tampa Bay

I'll have to play the lineups with my QB's, but I like having 3 options. Most likely will go with Vick and Plummer most of the year though.

Love my RB's. McGahee and Portis give me one of the best 1/2 combo's in the league. Fred Taylor and Chris Brown give me excellent depth. Turner will get some more carries this year b/c of his success last year, and if LT should happen to go down, "I'm in the MONEY!!!"

Not thrilled with my WR's. Randy Moss could certainly put up 1400 and 15 TD's, but I'm not holding my breath. I think 1100 and 8 TD's is more likely... about the same with Plax I think. I wanted Matt Jones but Shack stole him (I think it was Shack anyhow) but I'm happy with Antonio Bryant and Issac Bruce as my #3/4 receivers. I took a flyer on Greg Jennings b/c Favre likes to air it out and Jennings is the #2 in GB. I know better than to put faith in a rookie WR, but I took him with pick 16 or 17 so what the heck.

Chris Cooley at TE was a great pick, IMO. I was going to take Shockey w/my 4th rounder and then go with Mason or Roy Williams with my 5th (or something like that...lol) but there was a run on WR's so I grabbed Plax instead. Consider this though, last year Cooley caught 71 passes and had 7 TD's, and he was one of the guys opposing defenses could focus on. This year he'll have Moss, Lloyd, and Randle El clearing/drawing the coverage and he'll be able to roam a little more. Plus having Al Saunders at OC (Loves TE's, see Winslow and Gonzo here!) will help to keep him involved. Not saying that he's going to be the top TE in the leauge, but I think he'll sneak into the top 3. I expect 70-700-7 from him. I suspect I'll get it.

Kickers and Defense went well. I have my eye on another D, but I'll wait for awhile before grabbing them. Had some easy shots at good D's, but didn't like the fact that they're playing in Domes to close out the season. If I grab the Bears D I want to know they are playing in Chicago come December, not on the road in a dome! Don't get me wrong, they will still be good... but the shutouts and multiple turnover games are not as likely outside of the rough Chiccaca winters.

Good luck everyone.


Oh, and I think Slappy had the line of the night last night. "My players are worth a lot more than yours", or something like that! In other words, if my trade offers seem unfair... THEY'RE NOT! My players are better and you should feel privledged to have an opportunity to acquire them! ;D

[Broncoman13]

eh, I like my team ok, not sure if it's championship material

QB--Bulger, Kitna
RB--Rudi Johnson, Dunn, Ches Taylor, Morency, Norwood
WR--Housmazode, Mason, Evans, Matt Jones, Troy Williamson
TE--Gates, Alex Smith
Def--D.C., Indy
Kicker--Stover


A lot depends on Chester Taylor and Wali Lundy. If Taylor carries his weight and gives you a solid #3 at RB you'll do well. If Wali Lundy does poorly and Morency becomes the starter you'll do well!

Speaking of Lundy. Being the starter in Houston will offer him a great opportunity to rush for about 1200 yards. I'm guessing that is about 300 more than Reggie will get (rushing). At any rate, if Lundy out rushes Reggie Bush and Mario Williams gets say 8 sacks... will the National Media turn Gary Kubiak into the Mastermind II? IMO, if Lundy out rushes Reggie a lot of pressure will be lifted off of the Texans franchise for not drafting Homer. Regardless of what Mario Williams does.

[Pezman]

Alright, after 6 long drafts, I could barely remember my Geek squad Ha!

Here's my lineup.

QB
M Hasselbeck
A Brooks

RB
L Jordan
L White
M Jones-Drew
E James
S Gado


WR
B Stokley
L Coles
S Moss
D Gabriel
C Chambers
D Bennett
T Glenn


TE
T Gonzalez

K
M Vanderjagt

D
Falcons

I'd feel better about this squad due to its tremendous potential, except for the fact that it looks like I'll be playing in the single toughest division that I've ever been in... all four teams could be monsters in that division!

[Rascal]

Who is in your division Pez?

Is there a way to sticky this thread BTW?

[Pezman]

Who is in your division Pez?

Is there a way to sticky this thread BTW?

You are! So is Slappy and The Ointment. Its gonna be a tough, tough division.

[Broncoman13]

Good draft everybody.

Here is my team:
QB: McNabb/Favre
RB: S Jackson/Westbrook/K Jones/C Benson/C Buckhalter/M Anderson/M Pittman
WR: D Driver/R Williams/J Horn/M Muhammad
K: J Brown
D: Miami D

I have more risk then I like, but hopefully not all of them tank :pray: if so it's a long season...LOL



So, how do our teams compare?... Talking about your #9 draft slot team.

[Rascal]

You:
QB: Vick, Plummer, B Johnson
RB: McGahee, Portis, F Taylor, C Brown, M Turner
WR: R Moss, P Burress, A Bryant, I Bruce, G Jennings
TE: C Cooley, J Wiggins
K: J Feely
D: TB Bucs

Me:
QB: J Plummer, M Bulger
RB: R Brown, L Jordan, C Taylor, D Rhodes, W Lundy, M Drew
WR: D Driver, D Mason, L Evans, T Williamson, C Bradford
TE: B Watson, B Troupe
K: J Reed
D: Miami D

QB: I like Bulger more then Vick personally, and I doubt B Johnson will ever start for you unless things go down the ****ter.
RB: I don't think it's even close...clear advantage to me.
WR: You have the advantage here but not significantly. Moss is the big ?
TE: I love Watson this year, but Cooley should do good as well. Personally I think it's a push.
K: Who cares
D: A push but maybe slightly your favor

I think my team is better simply because of the RB's (5 starters), but of course I benefited from knowing Lundy was going to be the starter before it was announced. But both are good teams.

[Broncoman13]

You:
QB: Vick, Plummer, B Johnson
RB: McGahee, Portis, F Taylor, C Brown, M Turner
WR: R Moss, P Burress, A Bryant, I Bruce, G Jennings
TE: C Cooley, J Wiggins
K: J Feely
D: TB Bucs

Me:
QB: J Plummer, M Bulger
RB: R Brown, L Jordan, C Taylor, D Rhodes, W Lundy, M Drew
WR: D Driver, D Mason, L Evans, T Williamson, C Bradford
TE: B Watson, B Troupe
K: J Reed
D: Miami D

QB: I like Bulger more then Vick personally, and I doubt B Johnson will ever start for you unless things go down the ****ter.
RB: I don't think it's even close...clear advantage to me.
WR: You have the advantage here but not significantly. Moss is the big ?
TE: I love Watson this year, but Cooley should do good as well. Personally I think it's a push.
K: Who cares
D: A push but maybe slightly your favor

I think my team is better simply because of the RB's (5 starters), but of course I benefited from knowing Lundy was going to be the starter before it was announced. But both are good teams.

I see it this way... Bulger is highly overrated, especially with a new offensive philosophy. I think Plummer will have a better year and with Plummer and Vick I can play the match-ups more effectively.

At RB you're depending a lot on Lamont Jordan doing well. I think it's a safe bet that Ronnie Brown will do well. I'll lose some points with Portis being out a week or two, but his upside under Saunders is phenomenal. He could be a 1500 yard back even missing a game or two. You have good depth at the position but I have great depth. Lundy could very well go for 1200 yards and double digit scores, but chances are good that Morency takes over as he learns the system. IMO, he's outclassed him in the preseason and deserves the nod. Could be a matter of time. Fred Taylor on the other hand is the clear #1. I guess all in all I'd call it a push. You're depending a lot on Chester Taylor running the ball well in Minn and/or Lundy starting all year. I'm depending on Fred Taylor staying healthy and/or Chris Brown remaining the starter all season.

Randy Moss over Driver is not even close. Burress vs Mason is a push. Burress will end up with more yards and TD's, but Mason could very well end up with more catches. I certainly have the bigger potential between the two. As far as back ups though I think you probably have me. Lee Evans is in the same boat as Bryant (depending on a questionable QB) but Evans has the greater potential of the two. Troy Williams also has more potential, but Issac Bruce is a proven vet. Still I don't think that the Rams will be AS successful throwing the ball. You get the edge in depth but I think I have a clear edge with the starters.

TE- Wash. Watson will be a go to guy b/c of the lack of receivers. Saunders has made legends out of TE's. Cooley had 700 yards and 6 or 7 TD's last year, and his #'s will only go up. If Branch was playing and Jackson was up to speed I'd give this one to Cooley, but without those guys in action it's a wash. Should be a good one to watch develop though.

K's and D's..... Like you said. Who cares!!! (But Feeley and the Bucs D are better! ;D)

[Broncoman13]

1. Shaun Alexander
2. Larry Johnson
3. LaDainian Tomlinson
4. Tiki Barber
5. Rudi Johnson
6. Carnell Williams
7. Edgerrin James
8. Clinton Portis (Mine Geek)
9. Steven Jackson
10. Ronnie Brown (Yours NPN)
11. LaMont Jordan (Yours NPN)
12. Willis McGahee (Mine Geek)
13. Reggie Bush
14. Kevin Jones
15. Reuben Droughns

It's pretty damn even!!! FWIW, I think Caddilac is down below McGahee, but that's neither here nor there... same with Steven Jackson.

I had Portis at 7 and McGahee at 8 (closeout schedule!!!). Jordan at 10 and Ronnie Brown at 5.

[Rascal]

Relying on McGahee to be your #1? I stopped reading there.

Brown>>McGahee or Portis
L Jordan>McGahee
C Taylor>F Taylor
Lundy>C Brown
D Rhodes>>whoever else you got at RB

Sure Fragile Fred is the #1 till he goes down with injuries, and you know he won't be getting any goal line touches. You drafted Fragile Fred Jr in Chris Brown.

Plus Driver has finished in the top 13 three out of the last four years. Whereas Moss has finished 19th and 15th the past two years. Moss has a higher upside, but Driver is more reliable. Plus I don't have to rely on Brooks throwing the ball. Favre may throw for 30 INT's, but he is still a lot better then Brooks.

[Broncoman13]

Relying on McGahee to be your #1? I stopped reading there.

Brown>>McGahee or Portis (Yet McGahee on a piss poor team avg more yards per game and more TD's!!! Don't even get me started on Portis! 1700 tot yds and 11 TD's... and you think Brown is twice as good? :spit:
L Jordan>McGahee
C Taylor>F Taylor (Yes, Taylor and his 2.3 ypc in the pre season is going to surpass Fragile Freddy. You've got to be kidding me! Be honest, you guys don't have a substance abuse policy do you?)
Lundy>C Brown (A rookie that will not start more than one game? Seriously, your arguement would have more merit if you used Rhodes here.)
D Rhodes>>whoever else you got at RB (Like I said during the draft, if LT goes down I'll run away with the league. Not to mention Michael Turner will run for 400 and 5 TD's with a healthy LT in front of him. I think Rhodes will run for some good yardage, but you have to wonder if Addai will replace him sooner rather than later!)

Sure Fragile Fred is the #1 till he goes down with injuries, and you know he won't be getting any goal line touches. You drafted Fragile Fred Jr in Chris Brown. Yet Taylor has started and played in 57 of 64 games in the last 4 years. Chris Brown has 15 and 11 in the past two years. We're talking about 3rd and 4th RB's though. If they were solid 16 game guys they would be 1st and 2nd round picks!

Plus Driver has finished in the top 13 three out of the last four years. Whereas Moss has finished 19th and 15th the past two years. Moss has a higher upside, but Driver is more reliable. Plus I don't have to rely on Brooks throwing the ball. Favre may throw for 30 INT's, but he is still a lot better then Brooks. You take your 1200 yards and 5 TD's from Driver. I'll take the 1200 yards and 14 TD's from Moss! You're actually comparing Moss to Driver. You're sick I tell you... SICK! If you want to compare a Moss to Driver compare Santana Moss or Jessica Moss, or even Peat Moss but don't make yourself sound like a fool by comparing Randy Moss!!!

You give a whole new meaning to "My players are worth more than yours" ;D

[Rascal]

LOL!!!

We shall see...we shall see.

You only wish you had my team and you know it.

[Rascal]

Hey MT...that's 23 points you just left on your bench with Heath MIller.

Ouch.

[Sassy]

Parker has 15...too bad he didn't get a TD.

[Sassy]

Dang...who would have thought WILKINS would kill my fantasy team (Ok Plummer too but...) Good job Blue!

[Mtbrncofn]

Man, those 23 pts from Heath would be good right about now. :hitself:

[Sassy]

No kidding...can we change our lineups? Although on one of my teams I have Delhomme...he didn't do much better than Jake.
All my "GOOD" players sucked today. On the other hand...Mushin Muhammad is having a good day!

[Rascal]

To bad Mushin is on my bench for Roy Williams. I knew I should have switched them. GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rascal]

Hey Pez leave enough scoring on your bench?

[Sassy]

To bad Mushin is on my bench for Roy Williams. I knew I should have switched them. GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

No TD's but over 100 yards for Mushin.
On the other hand Blueflame is killing me with Barber and Wilkins.
Dang Jake P./Jake D. anyway! Oh well...I still have a chance to beat Pez in the OM league.

[Rascal]

I don't want to mention the NPN league. Seems like every year I lose my first game in that league.

All well. Looks like I MIGHT get high scorer for the week in the geek league though.

[Mtbrncofn]

Hey Pez leave enough scoring on your bench?

I've got more than him...unfortunately.

[Pezman]

Rascal, I have a great bench score true, but when you look at it realistically, I only missed out on 11 pts because of the switch between Terry Glenn and Coles (I would have never sat Chambers or S. Moss) so realistically, its no biggie.

Slappy and I are scheduled to go the full 15 rounds in our bout. I still have Moss, and Jordan tomorrow & he still has L.T. and Longwell and a 11 pt deficit to make up. Its gonna be a tight finish for sure! My big mistake was not picking a kicker backup this week. D'oh!

[Rascal]

I thought you had coles for 20 and bennett for 15+ on your bench?

It doesn't matter.

[Blueflame]

Dang...who would have thought WILKINS would kill my fantasy team (Ok Plummer too but...) Good job Blue!

I know... when I drafted him, it was just, well... I probably won't be depending on my kicker anyway and he's one of the better ones. Who'd have thought he'd put up 18 points in the first week? In a very real way, one has to credit the Broncos' defense for those points, though.... by making them have to settle for the FGs.

[Pezman]

Ali vs Fraiser round one goes to Slappy. Down goes Frasier! Down goes Frasier!

I'll get you next time Yodelmeister!

[Clockwork Orange]

My first ever fantasy football game ended up with me getting pecker slapped by Tredici.

You win this round, but I'll be back!! :cuss:

[Pezman]

Well, what an off-putting week. First I lose 3 of my 4 games, then I find out Rascal gets the weekly high scoring bonus in the geek. Oh the humanity!

[Rascal]

WTF???

I was playing against Ointment, but now I find out I was playing against Slap?

Why did the matchups suddenly change after the fact?

Did something change or is this just a CBS glitch?

[Pezman]

WTF???

I was playing against Ointment, but now I find out I was playing against Slap?

Why did the matchups suddenly change after the fact?

Did something change or is this just a CBS glitch?

Glitch. Freaking Sportsline has been sucking mah baows all weekend Rascal. Once again proving that their service is the biggest joke around for the price we pay. It should be corrected soon (or I will be kicking some CBS ass)

[Rascal]

Okay it's a glitch on CBS. They are posting the scores on the week 2 matchups.

[Rascal]

Glitch. Freaking Sportsline has been sucking mah baows all weekend Rascal. Once again proving that their service is the biggest joke around for the price we pay.

ah.

We need to find a different server next year. They are sucking it up.

[Sassy]

Glitch. Freaking Sportsline has been sucking mah baows all weekend Rascal. Once again proving that their service is the biggest joke around for the price we pay. It should be corrected soon (or I will be kicking some CBS ass)

WEll...on the OM league you had 82 Points when the charger game started and now you have 89! ???

[Pezman]

ah.

We need to find a different server next year. They are sucking it up.

Yup. I cant say I've been impressed with Sportsline in the past 3 years. Their interface is easy to navigate, but they have ZERO support service. Yesterday, I couldnt even log in to see the scores until the evening game started. Plus, I checked their message boards and they were more concerned deleting and editing threads complaining about their suck ass service. All I know is that MFL's service was pretty good yesterday (thank god)

Sass, not sure about the scoring. Remember, stats are always unofficial until after the last game is done.

[Rascal]

Outside of the draft debacle I've been happy with MFL.

[Mile High Shack]

oye
so MT beat me down like a rented mule

I still like my team dangit

I blame it on whosyamamma, he was the glue holding my team together

[Mtbrncofn]

You stole my thunder for two in a row last year, Shacky. I'm gettin even. ;D

[Rascal]

A trade has been agreed upon between Blue and myself.

[Rascal]

THANK GOD THE CHARGERS PLAYED MICHAEL FREAKING TURNER!!!!!

LT would have had 50 points had he stayed in.

[Mtbrncofn]

Geez, Sass....our game is the lamest one on board this week.

[Clockwork Orange]

My first win ever! :yayaya:

[Mtbrncofn]

:thumbs:

[Pezman]

My first win ever! :yayaya:

Well, look who popped his fantasy football cherry Ha!
Congrats on the win CO, too bad my team sucked yet again. Horror!

[Rascal]

I just noticed Sassy's score.

It sucks when your kicker scores for -12 points. I would suggest a new kicker :)

[Pezman]

I just noticed Sassy's score.

It sucks when your kicker scores for -12 points. I would suggest a new kicker :)

The kicking in that ATL-TB matchup was awesome. IIRC, there were 5 misses between both kickers! Ouch! Sure Sassy is loving that Hilarious!

[Sassy]

Crap....Morten Anderson for Atlanta...and I benched ELAM! FU....BUT I WAS IN DENVER ;D

[Rascal]

Sorry Pez :)

[Mtbrncofn]

I've about had it with your team, Rascal....and I haven't even played you yet. It's rather disgusting.

[Sassy]

Yeah well, if I would have started Bell against Shack I might have had a chance...

[Rascal]

I've about had it with your team, Rascal....and I haven't even played you yet. It's rather disgusting.

LOL....I can't keep getting high score much longer with bye week issues approaching. Larry Johnson and Owens are going to off for you sooner or later and you'll win high score.

With Tiki on bye I will probably lose this week, and I'm confident I will lose for sure in week 9 and possibly week 8.

Although I did just help with those bye weeks by trading with Clockwork.

I gave Keyshawn Johnson for Reuben Droughns. Hopefully Pez gets to it soon enough so I can start Droughns against the Raiders.

[Mtbrncofn]

Lose! Just lose! Actually I don't even care if you win, just quit winning the damn high points every week! :P

[Blueflame]

Lose! Just lose! Actually I don't even care if you win, just quit winning the damn high points every week! :P

He's not gonna lose this week either... even though I tried before 10am, the league software won't let me start a defense that isn't on the bye.

[Sassy]

Next time I would just put what you want in this thread before the deadline...Pez can take care of it later...I did that last week with my kicker when I found out Vinateri wasn't kicking. ...and you have it on record that you wanted it before the game that way.

[Blueflame]

Next time I would just put what you want in this thread before the deadline...Pez can take care of it later...I did that last week with my kicker when I found out Vinateri wasn't kicking. ...and you have it on record that you wanted it before the game that way.

I do have it on record via an exchange of PM's with Rascal... perhaps Pezzy can help out. If not, I guess I'll just forfeit the game 'cause my roster's illegal.

[Sassy]

I do have it on record via an exchange of PM's with Rascal... perhaps Pezzy can help out. If not, I guess I'll just forfeit the game 'cause my roster's illegal.

As long as their is a "time" record...I don't think that would be a problem...:)

[Blueflame]

Well, plus, it isn't likely that I would have forgotten that the Broncos are on the bye and kept their defense active. The only reason for picking up the Cowboys defense was to fill in during the bye week... but because they were on waivers, they weren't "officially" on my roster till this morning.

[Rascal]

You need to state who would have started. And you can't just pick who had a good first game :)

[Blueflame]

You need to state who would have started. And you can't just pick who had a good first game :)

My roster's illegal because I de-activated the Broncos' defense just before 10 am today as an indication that I had not forgotten or failed to make an attempt to adjust my roster... during the week, I had picked up the Cowboys' defense strictly for the purpose of filling in during the Broncos' bye, and they're the only other defense on my roster. Yeah, they did have a good game today, though.... ;)

[Rascal]

My roster's illegal because I de-activated the Broncos' defense just before 10 am today as an indication that I had not forgotten or failed to make an attempt to adjust my roster... during the week, I had picked up the Cowboys' defense strictly for the purpose of filling in during the Broncos' bye, and they're the only other defense on my roster. Yeah, they did have a good game today, though.... ;)

Yeah I know I'm just picking on you. ;D

I forwarded our PM to Pezzy.

[Blueflame]

Yeah I know I'm just picking on you. ;D

I forwarded our PM to Pezzy.


LOL Yeah, I rather suspected that. ;)

Thanks for forwarding the PM... :)

[Mtbrncofn]

Congrats CO on the ass whooping. Sheesh!

[Clockwork Orange]

Congrats CO on the ass whooping. Sheesh!

Well, I guess there is a bright side. You wanted someone to break Rascal's streak of weekly high point wins. :)

[Mtbrncofn]

Be careful what I wish for, I guess.

[Rascal]

I'd like some explanation on why I lost last week.

[Mtbrncofn]

You spat in the face of the FF gods? Or better yet, my wishing worked. ;D

[Rascal]

CBS Sportsline is down and I can't make my lineup changes.

PEZ!!!!!

[Blueflame]

Sportsline's software seems to have issues on Sunday mornings... :cuss:

I've tried three times to set my lineup...it takes forever to load the page... and after marking which players I want to activate and which ones to bench, I've gotten "Bad response from Server" and "we're having technical issues but your data won't be lost" messages. Now it says my roster is illegal... :gripe:

So, without further ado, the players I wanted to bench are: Drew Bledsoe, Ahman Green, Deion Branch, and the Cowboys D; activating Tom Brady, Joey Galloway, Hines Ward, and the Broncos D.

So...if the software malfunctions, my lineup should be:

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Julius Jones
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Joey Galloway
WR: Joe Horn
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Jeff Wilkins
D: Broncos

[Pezman]

Argh! I'm having the same issue folks... put your lineups here and I'll get them on the site.

[Pezman]

We're sooooo moving to Myfantasyleague next year. $140 bucks for this Sportsline? WHat a joke

[Pezman]

Ok Blue and Rascal, your lineups are set. :)
Oh yeah and its good to be back home! W00t!

[Blueflame]

Note to self: "Do not procrastinate, thinking roster can be set Sunday morning. Git 'er done earlier".... :P

[Blueflame]

Thanks, Pezzy... you rock! :D

[Rascal]

Great Westbrook starts. Looks like I'll lose in this league and the NPN. Hopefully the Broncos can salvage my weekend (have monday off-gov't employee :) ).

[Mtbrncofn]

Geez, I'm going on quite a streak here....a losing one. :cuss:

[Sassy]

Dang...my Geek team may get it's first win this week!
On the other hand, my OM team may get it's second loss in a row after being undefeated :( DANG LT ANYWAY!

[Mile High Shack]

thankfully Tred had even more players off than I did and my backups did pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good

[Mtbrncofn]

Must say I'm pretty impressed that TO decided not to even show up for his big game. Grrr. LJ about has his head twisted off and still gets me 20+ pts.

[Pezman]

Dude, you know this was a screwy week when my kicker Gould outscored my #3 rb, #1, #2 AND #3 WR COMBINED.

I have serious doubts my lead over Clocky will hold as well... my team is DOA soon. But at least I'll go down knowing that my kicker is better than everyone else's kicker. Woohoo

[Mtbrncofn]

Oh yeah, well my kicker could whoop your kicker's ass anyday, Pez. :P ( Unfortunately, that's all the competition I may be talking about come playoff time. )

[Broncoman13]

What are the chances the Broncos D scores 13 points tonight? GO BLUE!

[Blueflame]

What are the chances the Broncos D scores 13 points tonight? GO BLUE!

I have to admit there's more than one reason I'd love to see that happen, Oskie... and fantasy football isn't the top one. Here's to hoping for a Ratbird trouncing tonight! :thumbs:

[Clockwork Orange]

I would be thrilled to get 0 points out of the Ratbirds defense tonight.

Of course, I've got Javon Walker going tonight too, so I'm definitely hoping for a monster game from him. :yep:

[Sassy]

I have Jake, Javon & Jason...GO BRONCOS!

[Pezman]

Argh! Once again, Sportsline is having issues. If you need to get your lineup in, PM me or set your lineup here and I'll get it set up for you

[Sassy]

I hate my Geek team..even though I think it has potential...LOL! At least I stayed in the game this week!

[Mtbrncofn]

I can't believe I pulled that one out. Nice to be at .500 at least.

[Rascal]

Can't believe I didn't win high score of the week. That was impressive.

[Mtbrncofn]

Oh boo-****ing-hoo. You thief. :P

[Rascal]

I really like my team.

[Mtbrncofn]

Go to hell.

[Rascal]

Go to hell.

LOL...that's not very nice.

[Mtbrncofn]

I'm jealous and angry about it. It's the best I could do.

[Rascal]

Wow.

Just saw my point total for last week. :)

[Sassy]

Pezzie...I'm closing in on ya ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Thank the Lord! I finally won something. :D

[Rascal]

I'm the highest scorer by more then 140 points, and I've been the high scorer 4 times yet somehow I'm not even in first place in my own division. WTF??? If I don't win high score of the week somehow I lose.

[Clockwork Orange]

More bull**** from cbssportsline. We're supposed to have up to 5 minutes before kickoff to set our lineup, but 15 minutes before kickoff, they had some games already being started (don't ask me why) so I couldn't put Matt Stover in my lineup. :nono:

[Clockwork Orange]

And Stover has hit three FG's so far.

**** you CBS! :cuss:

[Blueflame]

I think Pezzy can fix that for you, Clockwork... :)

[Clockwork Orange]

I think Pezzy can fix that for you, Clockwork... :)

Good call, I dropped him a PM. Thanks. :)

[Clockwork Orange]

There it goes again. The Broncos/Steelers game isn't scheduled to kick off until 2:15, but the CBS has the game active and in progress at 2:00.

That's something they need to fix.

[Mtbrncofn]

More bull**** from cbssportsline. We're supposed to have up to 5 minutes before kickoff to set our lineup, but 15 minutes before kickoff, they had some games already being started (don't ask me why) so I couldn't put Matt Stover in my lineup. :nono:

I think it's the whole CBS organization. Those ****ers decided to keep the damn Miami/Chicago game on until 2:30 here! I missed the first 14 pts scored. I haven't seen them do that for a long time. They always say, "Due to contractual obligations, we are now moving to the scheduled game. " But of course not today!

I went to flip to my trusty Denver networks and holy ****.. they were gone! Turns out some bill or something took away that ability for satellite companies to sell networks that aren't local. Don't those jackasses in Congress or wherever this is have better things to do than take my damn networks that I gladly pay extra for? :cuss: Good Lord, there are criminals running around and they decide they better take away network stations.

Assholes.

[Sassy]

Dang...even my CRAPPY team won...all because Mack couldn't get it in the endzone!

Sassy's Manwhores
Actives Game Stats Total
J. Plummer QB DEN 31 @ PIT 20 (F)
227 PaYd, 3 PaTD (16,10,10), 6 RuYd 21
T. Bell RB DEN 31 @ PIT 20 (F)
0
D. Foster RB
0
W. Parker RB PIT 20 v DEN 31 (F)
70 RuYd, RuTD (3), 67 ReYd, ReTD (15), 7 Recpt 30
C. Johnson WR CIN 20 @ BAL 26 (F)
32 ReYd, 4 Recpt 4
R. Wayne WR IND 27 @ NE 20 (F)
90 ReYd, 6 Recpt 11
A. Smith TE TB 14 v NO 31 (F)
8 ReYd, 2 Recpt 0
J. Elam K DEN 31 @ PIT 20 (F)
FG (32), 4 XP 8
D. Rams D STL 17 v KC 31 (F)
31 PA, 317 YDS, 2 SACK 2
Total 76

Reserves Game Stats Total
J. Delhomme QB

T. Brown WR NE 20 v IND 27 (F)
37 ReYd, 5 Recpt 4
A. Lelie WR ATL 14 @ DET 30 (F)
35 ReYd, 2 Recpt 3
K. McCardell WR SD 32 v CLE 25 (F)
64 ReYd, FL, 5 Recpt 5
W. Welker WR MIA 31 @ CHI 13 (F)
14 ReYd, ReTD (6), 2 Recpt 7
C. Baker TE

D. Graham TE NE 20 v IND 27 (F)

D. Jets D
0
Total 19

Tekau Mä Toru
Actives Game Stats Total
B. Johnson QB MIN 3 @ SF 9 (F)
136 PaYd, PaInt, 4 RuYd, 2 FL 0
C. Dillon RB NE 20 v IND 27 (F)
48 RuYd, 2 RuTD (1,4), 5 ReYd, FL, Recpt 14
M. Strong RB SEA 13 v OAK 0 01:22 4Q
4th and 2 at OAK 2
20 RuYd, 16 ReYd, 4 Recpt 4
M. Harrison WR IND 27 @ NE 20 (F)
145 ReYd, 2 ReTD (5,4), 8 Recpt 31
A. Johnson WR HOU 10 @ NYG 14 (F)
83 ReYd, 9 Recpt 11
G. Lewis WR
0
J. Klopfenstein TE STL 17 v KC 31 (F)
9 ReYd, Recpt 0
S. Graham K CIN 20 @ BAL 26 (F)
2 FG (51,31), 2 XP 12
D. Steelers D PIT 20 v DEN 31 (F)
31 PA, 336 YDS, SACK 1
Total 73

Reserves Game Stats Total
D. Culpepper QB MIA 31 @ CHI 13 (F)

B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 20 v DEN 31 (F)
433 PaYd, PaTD (15), 3 PaInt, 9 RuYd 24
S. Alexander RB SEA 13 v OAK 0 01:22 4Q
4th and 2 at OAK 2

M. Anderson RB BAL 26 v CIN 20 (F)
9 RuYd 0
N. Burleson WR SEA 13 v OAK 0 01:22 4Q
4th and 2 at OAK 2
0
D. Stallworth WR

R. McMichael TE MIA 31 @ CHI 13 (F)
11 ReYd, Recpt 1
D. Patriots D NE 20 v IND 27 (F)
27 PA, 354 YDS, Int, DFR, 3 SACK 5
Total 30

MINUS 2 RB'S!

[Sassy]

BTW...sportsline is down...

[Pezman]

BTW...sportsline is down...

Submit those lineups here Sass... we'll get it up for you as soon as Sportsline goes back online :thumbs:

[Clockwork Orange]

Your buddy Gonshor must be having problems too, Pez. It says that his lineup is illegal.

[Sassy]

Nah...I think I'm ok...just thought about putting Morris in...my team sucks anyway...just leave it. Wait...maybe Morris is on my other team...can't remember! But that team doesn't need him! LOL!

[Sassy]

I'm more than ok! I think my Geek team and OM team got switched ;D

Sassy's Manwhores
Actives Game Stats Total
J. Plummer QB DEN 17 @ OAK 13 (F)
210 PaYd, 2 PaTD (39,1), 3 PaInt, 6 RuYd 13
T. Bell RB DEN 17 @ OAK 13 (F)
37 RuYd, -2 ReYd, Recpt 3
D. Foster RB CAR v TB 11/13 8:30
0
W. Parker RB PIT 38 v NO 31 (F)
213 RuYd, 2 RuTD (3,4), 12 ReYd, 2 Recpt 40
C. Johnson WR CIN 41 v SD 49 (F)
260 ReYd, 2 ReTD (51,74), 11 Recpt 50
R. Wayne WR IND 17 v BUF 16 (F)
42 ReYd, ReTD (1), 4 Recpt 11
C. Baker TE NYJ 17 @ NE 14 (F)
7 ReYd, Recpt 0
J. Elam K DEN 17 @ OAK 13 (F)
FG (24), 2 XP 5
D. Rams D STL 22 @ SEA 24 (F)
24 PA, 283 YDS, 2 DFR, 6 SACK, DFTD (89) 21
Total 143

Go willie and chad!

[Clockwork Orange]

Wow, what a ****bomb of a week this was for me. I ended up with a robust 50 points. To put that in perspective, Chad Johnson's monster day against San Diego was worth 50 points.

[Sassy]

Dang...Slap & I put up almost 300 between our two teams!

[Rascal]

Pez sent you a trade.

Check it out and let me know. We have less then 24 hours!!!

[Rascal]

Got one last trade for you to process Pezzy!!

[Rascal]

Thanks Pez.

[Rascal]

Hey Pez,

I just found out that there was a scorign correction in the Eagles game and McNabb should have thrown two TD's. He threw a pass to Reggie Brown, it bounced off him and was caught by Buckhalter who ran it in. Initially it was considered a fumble, but later to a catch and pass.

It doesn't matter in this league, but it might matter in the NPN league.

[Sassy]

Hey Shacky.... I ah...kickin' ya butt! LOL! and I'm short a RB.

[Clockwork Orange]

The division races are coming down the stretch.

Rascal's Uncle Touchers are holding a one game lead over Gonshor's Ointment and Slap's Yah Mule's in the Bronco's division. Rascal & Gonshor go head to head next week and then Rascal & Slap will square off in the regular season finale. This one's going to the wire.

Mt's Hockey Whores have jumped a game ahead of Shack's Attack. The two of them meet in a deathmatch next week with the Avalanche division on the line. That's must see TV.

The Angry Mob has taken a two game lead over Paco's Parrotheads with two games to go in the Buffs division. These two squads are set to do battle on the final week of the season in a game that may or may not be for all the marbles (I have no idea what the tiebreakers are).

Stay tuned!! :)

[Mtbrncofn]

I'm just happy I have a playoff spot! w00t!

[Rascal]

Pez,

I have a question that I asked you on the geek website. Can you please call ASAP.

Thanks

[Rascal]

Damn kicker gives me zero freaking points or else I would have high score again.

Shacky got lucky.

Looks like I locked up the #1 seed unless somehow Slap beats me and outscores me by 150 points.

I need that break so Colston and K Jones can get healthy for the playoffs.

[Pezman]

Congrats to the rookie Clocky for locking up his division!

Looks like a big battle for the seedings this week. Never before have I seen such strong contenders for the top #6 seeds!

[Sassy]

SO what's with the prizes? How do they work and what are they...just gift certificates....I'm being ignored. :(

[Clockwork Orange]

Congrats to the rookie Clocky for locking up his division!

Thanks. :)

[Mtbrncofn]

Screw you, Shack and your damn kicker too. :P

[Mile High Shack]

Screw you, Shack and your damn kicker too. :P

LOL
the fantasy gods got ya for already confirming a win for yourself yesterday ;)

!Booya!

[Mtbrncofn]

I wasn't though!! I swear. I kept thinking, watch his kicker will come back and score a bunch.

Damnit, if only I had started Garrard.

[Clockwork Orange]

Reggie Bush finally has his breakout game. 37 rushing yards, 3 rushing TD's, 9 catches, 131 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD for a total of 49 fantasy points.

Reg-gie!! Reg-gie!! Reg-gie!! !Booya!

[Pezman]

Congrats to all you lucky playoff seeds! I hate you all ;D

That battle between the previous two Geek champions was fantastic. I cant wait to see if they play each other in the playoffs!

Also, congrats to Slappy for a strong finish, Rascal for dominating the league with incredible depth and Clocky for being the rookie All-Pro fantasy nerd.

Special props to my Mean Machine for a dazzling 2-11 record. That alone makes my day LOL.

Good luck everyone!

[Rascal]

We need to make a rule that you can start four RB's if you want. With DeAngelo starting now I'm not sure who to start between Tiki, Westbrook, K Jones, and DeAngelo. I'll probably pick the wrong one at some point and it will cost me a game in the playoffs.

Like last year I was high scorer, I'm guessing I'll have another second round exit.

[Mile High Shack]

I am the Ravens of the geek league

I hold all teams under 100

[Rascal]

I am the Ravens of the geek league

I hold all teams under 100

really?

[Mile High Shack]

all I can say is wow

I guess it's Shack vs. MT part III

this time it's personal ;)

better bring your ass pad MT, I play dirty

j/k

good luck, I still can't believe I pulled it out this week

[Rascal]

Third is a charm they say, as such I expect Slap to finally pull out a W against me. Of course it helps that my once formidable team is riddled by injuries.

Shack the fantasy gods demand a child be sacrified. Hand over your kid.

[Mtbrncofn]

all I can say is wow

I guess it's Shack vs. MT part III

this time it's personal ;)

better bring your ass pad MT, I play dirty

j/k

good luck, I still can't believe I pulled it out this week
Yikes. Can't really say I'm looking forward to this one all that much! An ass pad, maybe I need one! :)

[Mile High Shack]

Yikes. Can't really say I'm looking forward to this one all that much! An ass pad, maybe I need one! :)

you should've told Frank Gore I was just kidding...geeezzzz

well, that sets it up nicely for you, if you don't win, the rest of your team is going to choke, but I don't see that happening.

d'oh well, I can't win it every year can I?

[Mtbrncofn]

Oh yes, it is entirely possible that the rest of my team will choke. That was a nice start for me though, thanks Frank. :)

[Clockwork Orange]

Congrats to Mt, the now two time Geek League Champion!!

[Mtbrncofn]

Thanks, CO. The two time part has a nice ring to it. :)

[Mile High Shack]

congrats MT

rascal had a betoch game in his last game, you have to like that if you are playing him

[Rascal]

Ugh.

Congrats MT.

My team choked in the worst possible time. I knew I shouldn't have switched the defense and kicker at the last moment. All well.

I guess the wife won't get those shoes after all.

[Mtbrncofn]

Thanks guys. I'll take a win any way I can get it, choking bitch games and all. I had two players who both scored me big whopping zero's. I thought that was it.

[-Slap-]

Congrats, Montana.

Next year, I'm changing my team name to Rascal's Bitches.

[Mtbrncofn]

Thanks, Slappy. :)

[Rascal]

So when are getting our money?

[Sassy]

I think Pez is spending it in Hawaii ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Just spend Rascal's, Pez.

[Sassy]

Hmmm...maybe Pez spent it all and can't afford to come back ;D

[Rascal]

Yeah, so what's the story on the money?

The Mole has been posting, so you've been around Pez. What's up?

[Sassy]

Where's Pez???

[Mtbrncofn]

Good question.

[Rascal]

bump

[Pezman]

Hey guys! Sorry bout the delay! I'll be getting out the Geek winnings to the lot of you within the week!

Congrats again the the Queen of the Geek, MT!

[Mtbrncofn]

Hellooooooo.

[Rascal]

Pez please answer my PM or call me.

[Mtbrncofn]

So what happened to the getting the money again? It's been days since you said we were getting it 'today'.

[Sassy]

He's collecting interest ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Well crap, after a month and a half, we're gonna be owed interest.

[Rascal]

He paid me MT. Did you give him your paypal account information?

[Mtbrncofn]

Yeah, long time ago.

[Sassy]

So who else hasn't he paid?

[Pezman]

Woooo! Check your paypal bonus winners!

Congrats and sorry for the delay ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Thank you. :)

[Sassy]

It's not going to work on my paypal account. I have no access and it's only set up for a credit account not a bank account.