Ogi
08-03-2006, 10:41 PM
I just found this on my computer its pretty old, but still my favorite. I Didn't know where to this post, so it goes here.
Broncos and the Phone
John Madden was in Atlanta to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Falcons' bench. He asked the coach what it was for & was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Coach told him, "Sure, but it'll cost you $100." Madden scratched his head, then thought, what the heck I need a break picking the games. He pulled out his wallet & paid the $100. Madden was perfect that week. The next weekend Madden was in Florida when he noticed the same kind of phone on the Miami bench. He asked the coach what the phone was for & was told, "It's the hotline to God & if you want to use it'll cost $100." Recalling last week, Madden pulled out his wallet, paid the money & made the call. Madden was perfect that week. The next weekend Madden was in Denver Colorado at Mile High Stadium when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Broncos bench. He asked coach, Mike Shanahan, "Is that phone the hotline to God?" Mike said, "Yes & if you want to use it, it'll cost 35 cents." Madden looked incredulously at the coach & said, "Wait a second, I just paid $100 at Atlanta & $100 at Miami to use the same phone to God. Why does Denver only charge 35 cents?" Mike looked at Madden & replied, "In Denver it's a local call."
Broncos and the Phone
John Madden was in Atlanta to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Falcons' bench. He asked the coach what it was for & was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Coach told him, "Sure, but it'll cost you $100." Madden scratched his head, then thought, what the heck I need a break picking the games. He pulled out his wallet & paid the $100. Madden was perfect that week. The next weekend Madden was in Florida when he noticed the same kind of phone on the Miami bench. He asked the coach what the phone was for & was told, "It's the hotline to God & if you want to use it'll cost $100." Recalling last week, Madden pulled out his wallet, paid the money & made the call. Madden was perfect that week. The next weekend Madden was in Denver Colorado at Mile High Stadium when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Broncos bench. He asked coach, Mike Shanahan, "Is that phone the hotline to God?" Mike said, "Yes & if you want to use it, it'll cost 35 cents." Madden looked incredulously at the coach & said, "Wait a second, I just paid $100 at Atlanta & $100 at Miami to use the same phone to God. Why does Denver only charge 35 cents?" Mike looked at Madden & replied, "In Denver it's a local call."